Pattaya Reports

[NicFrenchy]

This obviouly isn't true because even though he is on your ignore list, you were still able to read what he wrote.

Yes, although you have a member on Ignore there are 2 ways you can read his posts:

1. if someone else Quotes from that Ignored Member then you will see the quoted text but not the Original post.

2. You see that the Ignored member has posted, the message says: "This message is hidden because **** is on your ignore list." but you can still choose to read it if you hit the "View Post" button.

[Finrod]

I'm not afraid at all buddy. The way I see it, they scam us, we scam them. It's fair play. I am not the pushover weakling I used to be. Either the world gives me sex or the world suffers. I won't be the one who suffers last though.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

[Run Mann]

Just click him into the ignore list like I did about 6 months ago and you never have to read his drivel again.

This obviouly isn't true because even though he is on your ignore list, you were still able to read what he wrote.

It doesn't take much to yank the chains of the Forum guard dogs but why is it so hard to detect an obvious provocateur?

[Member #3443]

went to [CodeWord901]'s at about 1100. met a nice little girl there. had a beer with her for a little bit and then went upstairs. decided to do the large room. girl washed me very well in the tub and then herself. we proceeded to the bed. she gave a bbbj like a vacuum cleaner. she had me stiff in 30 seconds with her suction. i had her do this for about 5 minuts and then i got so horny i grabbed a condom and just fucked the hell out of her. she had a great little bod and nice small breasts with perky nipples. i came very fast and hard into her pussy. we started cuddling then for awhile before she started round 2 of bbbj. she sucked so hard again, i let her do this for about 10-15 minutes before i splurged all in her mouth. we showered again and dressed. 1500 baht to the house for a little over 1 hour. i of course tipped the girl nicely for the 2d pop.

[Cunning Stunt]

Heh heh. It's like some evil arch-nemesis in a superhero movie. At this point he'd laugh maniacally.

"You'll never catch ME, Spiderman! The world used to laugh at me, oh yes, but soon the world will learn its lesson, and you will all crawl at the feet of Cheap Meat!!!! Mwah hahahahahaha!!!!"


Free sex or... you'll destroy the planet?

Hahahaha. At last.

This whole business puts me in mind of the effect a mischievous child would get when he stamps on an anthill

GH

[Wendella]

The way I see it, they scam us, we scam them. It's fair play. I am not the pushover weakling I used to be. Either the world gives me sex or the world suffers. I won't be the one who suffers last though.

Heh heh. It's like some evil arch-nemesis in a superhero movie. At this point he'd laugh maniacally.

"You'll never catch ME, Spiderman! The world used to laugh at me, oh yes, but soon the world will learn its lesson, and you will all crawl at the feet of Cheap Meat!!!! Mwah hahahahahaha!!!!"

Either the world gives me sex or the world suffers.

Free sex or... you'll destroy the planet?

[Eaglestar]

Just click him into the ignore list like I did about 6 months ago and you never have to read his drivel again.

You can access your personal "Ignore List" under your User CP. Just login, select "User CP" from the top menu bar, then select "Buddy / Ignore Lists" from the left side column. Type in Cheap Meat and it is done.

ES

[Hummer Bird]

Listen fellow mongers, do not respond to this ass!
Everyone needs to ignore this idiot, and return to the real deal. Posting pics of hot WG's.
I hope Jackson sees these posts from cheap as derogatory, and destructive to international relations for all mongers. Block the guy and let him experience the coming Karma.
Cheers
Hummer

[NicFrenchy]

Ok, ok, it is now apparent that Cheap Meat is rattling our chains with his funny cheap Charlie jokes...

Nobody in reality could be that stupid.

My guess is that Cheap Meat is not even who he says he is. Picture a 16 year old in the middle of Alabama, naked in front of his computer, jerking off at his own stories! that's Cheap Meat for you = an immature wanker.

Now if he really does live in PTY, and crosses the girls the way he describes, then I am affraid he is a lost cause. I can imagine why they say Pattaya is full of Lowlifes.

[Daddy07]

I'm not afraid at all buddy. The way I see it, they scam us, we scam them. It's fair play. I am not the pushover weakling I used to be. Either the world gives me sex or the world suffers. I won't be the one who suffers last though.

Ok, ok, it is now apparent that Cheap Meat is rattling our chains with his funny cheap Charlie jokes...

Nobody in reality could be that stupid.

[Dinghy]

kit wah khun pood thai mai dai. pood thai dai nit noi dtae mai geng.

you misinterpret "being nice" if you think it means "contributing" - it doesn't - it means "treating people the way you would like to be treated" (and seems to pay dividends to me, usually)

I guess it's just a Buddhist frame of mind that I adopt when I'm there

[Amjeck]

Conversely, being nice will help you in ways unimaginable.

It can help while also draining your pocket book. Be smart and treat the low class thai people as other thais treat them, like scum. That will gain you respect! Being nice to low class thais gets you no where in thailand!

[Dinghy]

if you really want to help the cheapster - just spread the word about him to the girls.

Pretty soon they will figure out who he is and then one of their "friends" will take action and maybe cheapster will speak with a squeaky voice.

NEVER, EVER CROSS A THAI - it has a way of coming back to haunt you. Conversely, being nice will help you in ways unimaginable.

[Farangen]

Paying the girls! It is as simple as that. And believe it or not, I get away with it. In fact, I have saved loads of money following these strategies. I have been able to have a blast in Pattaya on just 2, 000 baht a day. Now here's how I do it.

In order to get 'free' sex in Pattaya, you must find girls who are both naive and far away from your residence. Ideally, the girl would be inexperienced and shy. You do not want ladies who are aggresive in asking for money or ladies' drinks. They are more likely to come after you seeking payment.

Next, after you have fiI get free sex all the time here in Pattaya. You know how I do it? I simply avoid nished with your Long Time, you need to get her out of your room without paying her. If you stay in a room (such as a short time room) or have put your luggage somewhere else, you can just sneak out and dissappear.

Once she is out of your room and you haven't paid her, she is in your hands. Suggest that you and her go to Jomtien Beach for a bit of relaxation. You and her are sitting under one of those beach umbrellas. What a perfect time for you to go to the toilet! You make an excuse to go to the toilet while she stays there. Except, instead of going to the toilet, you head to your motorbike parked just past her sight down the road. Now you make your getaway and race back to your hotel room, check out, and check into a new hotel room! She has no idea where you are at now. Nor can she demand payment. Congradulations! You've just scored a 'freebie'!

Now there are many variations to this theme. For example, you could also suggest to her that she go to the hair salon or back to her room to change her clothes. You, being the trustworthy teelak, tell her that you'll come back and pick her up later. Only you never do!

If you have a motorbike, this makes everything all that easier. This is especially true when performing the 'driveoff' trick. Suppose your teelak wakes you up at the break of dawn and wants to go home. No problem, you say. You simply tell her that you'll take her back to her place. At no charge. She will no doubt agree to this proposal. You take her back to her room and drop her off. Just as she hops off your motorbike, you quickly say goodbye and drive off before she can ask for money. This take a little bit of skill, but with practice makes perfect!

Using these methods I have been able to get free sex here in Pattaya. I simply don't pay the girls anymore. It certainly helps stretch your budget during those long stays in Pattaya.

WOW, you are my idol.

By the way, let me tell you some storys about naive girls that had been going with guys like you.

One be catched the day after at Beachroad by the girl and her friends. Instead of 500 baht that she wanted day before, she demanded 5000 baht or he would be beated up.

One girl asked the man at the room if he realy not gonna pay her, and he just laugh at her. Fine by me she say and crashed the hotel-TV and steal his passport.

Another girl come back with the police to the room and the police accused him for had be robbing her. That cost him 10.000 baht to avoid "monkeyhouse"

This is just 3 storys that I know for a fact is true, then I had heard a lot of others. I hope that one day day you meet one of these girls. More than 9 out of 10 girls will do nothing when they go with a man like you, but some day you will meet a girl that take action. And I hope that day comes soon. Nobody shall work for free, and for the girls this is work.

[AliasDonkey]

[QUOTE=Cheap Meat]Paying the girls! It is as simple as that. And believe it or not, I get away with it. In fact, I have saved loads of money following these strategies. I have been able to have a blast in Pattaya on just 2, 000 baht a day. Now here's how I do it.

Wow your really cheap LOL.. You give new meaning to donkey = Asswhole LOL. I hope they never catch you alone and drunk... You might be missing more than your money.