Uganda

[Member #4178]

The best hotel for the money is:

Huge rooms, some of the stuff are available for more experience mongers. Cheap prices, not commercial place.

[Member #4178]

The best bar in kampala is sax pub. Go there only after 12: pm not before.

More ladies then sand in the desert. All of them available some for free.

Accommodation? Ohhh so many and all of middle class are friendly.

The following map is indicating the location of the bar, marked as 73.

[Left Right]

Has anyone got any info on the new massage places in Garden City and at Emin Pasha. A nice looking places with nice looking masseuses?

[October70]

Can anyone recommend a cheap but clean hotel in and around Kampala where I can bring local girls for some day/night-time fun?

Cheers

[Left Right]

Thanks October70, good to know!

Any other latest updates on the massage scene in Kampala?

Golden Lilly does give extra (at least one girl does). Since it was the first time it was offered to me I didn't negotiate the price, which was 20,000. I don't know if you can get it cheaper. Anyway, the place is clean and has a nice atmosphere whether you want a massage with or without extra.

[October70]

In the interests of adding to Thunder Road's very excellent and comprehensive reports here, I can make a few additions to this section. For whatever reason, Kampala seems to lack the massage parlor scene that Nairobi has (at least judging from what I've read on the Nairobi board). Even places that look like they have a lot of potential don't seem to fulfill that potential.

Chinese Massage Parlor below Crested Towers: This place is a prime example of the previous comment. With young, skimpily dressed masseuses, a dingy but private setting, and a general unprofessional look, you'd think this would be the prime setup for massage with sex. I was initially paired with a pouty masseuse in high heels and a see-through top, only for her to beg out at the last minute because "her customer had arrived". Her replacement gave a great massage, but not with any extras (although I didn't go out of my way to ask, just something in her manner seemed off-putting). I don't know what to make of the place, although I suspect that extras are on offer, but I actually got one of the better massages I've had in a while. Despite their claim to offer "Chinese massage, " when I asked about this option, they said the masseuse had gone to China. The damage is 20, 000 (for a 1. 5 hour massage), and the facilities are generally pretty lousy except the showers are OK.

Corner View (or something like that) Hotel, Ntinda (just past the trading center on the road to Kiwatule): This is a grungy hotel/sauna/steam bath/massage/Big Brother Africa viewing joint. Facilities are not great. The masseuse was kind of cute, despite carrying a few extra pounds, but didn't seem to be interested in giving extras. Although it was late and she was tired, so another visit might yield better results. The rooms are only secluded by a curtain, though, so privacy may be an issue. The damage is 13, 000 for a massage.

Machame Health Club, Naguru: This Tanzanian place on Naguru just opened. It is not particularly notable. They offer massage for 20, 000 and a HJ was offered, for which I tipped 10, 000 (no money was discussed up front, so you can probably pay less).

Golden Lily, Kamwokya: I haven't visited myself, but it's supposed to have very nice decor and setting. A massage costs 40, 000. No idea if extras are offered.

Mosa Courts Health Club, near the Sheraton. Massage costs 25, 000, Aromatherapy 30, 000. I didn't try it because it didn't look particularly appealing. The room did not have privacy and the masseuse looked a bit on the lazy side.

I may just be having bad luck, because I know that there should be a ton of massage places that do offer full sex. Anyone is free to correct me, but it certainly seems like a scene that takes a lot more hunting than Nairobi, where the full sex places are fairly obvious. I don't know why that should be, but that seems to be the way it is.

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Golden Lilly does give extra (at least one girl does). Since it was the first time it was offered to me I didn't negotiate the price, which was 20,000. I don't know if you can get it cheaper. Anyway, the place is clean and has a nice atmosphere whether you want a massage with or without extra.

[Member #4178]

Thanks, don't forget to force the flash to on.

Great photos and amazing perspective.

[Carl Schmitt]

At what time of the year can you get the cheapest tickets to Uganda? And how much?

It depends from where you come
From Western Europe, and with my limited experience, the cheapest is Brussels Airlines, when you avoid, of course, summer time, but even now it's cheap: around 700€ for a round trip. I don't know why but the ticket is cheaper again when you buy it in Kampala or Entebbe than in Europe? You can also try the web site of Emirates.

[October70]

At what time of the year can you get the cheapest tickets to Uganda? And how much?

[Cfc Jim]

Apologies for the wait chaps, here's a few more pictures of the Imperial girl. I'll try and add a few more and the other report, but time constraints are in the way at the moment.

[Amha]

Speke Hotel is girl friendly and has wi fi access throughout rooms and public areas. Rooms 101 to 108 are particularly girl friendly since access to them is through a side entranc that does not go past reception. Downside is that these rooms have twin single beds - no double bed

I'm planning to come to Kampala soon. What are the recommendations for reasonable priced girl friendly rooms? Are there any places one can hang out which have wifi? Or does one need to use internet cafe's?

[Amha]

With exams coming to an end next weekend most of the campus girls will be looking for some extra income to buy their bus tickets to get back home. Ange Noir would be jampacked on Friday night - 31st - and with so many looking to make some extra bucks the price will hit rock bottom! Happy hunting. Watch out for the UN guys from neighbouring countries as they seem to monopolise the girls these days. A week ago, I came close to getting arrested by the local cops because I unknowingly chatted up a campus girl who was apparently "in love" with a pakistani UN man from Sudan!! He claimed he owned her because of a gift of a MP3 player some weeks ago!!! To all mongers, enjoy Kampala. It has much to offer to all of us!

[GregLondon]

I'm planning to come to Kampala soon. What are the recommendations for reasonable priced girl friendly rooms? Are there any places one can hang out which have wifi? Or does one need to use internet cafe's?

[Kanyama]

On a weekend night, both Bubbles, on Acacia Ave., and Steakout, on Lumumba Ave on Nakasero, are very busy. Bubbles is the better place to pick up pros, as there are many long, scrawny ladies catering for the largely expatriate crowd there. Steakout has few pros and few expatriates hanging out there, but there are lots of beautiful people there and lots of excitement on certain nights. Enjoy!

[Kampala3030]

Great stuff Jim, gives me fond memories of that part of the world. Any chance of more pictures?

KLA