Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Traveler1234]

Maybe it's just a personal thing. I've always hated bullies since school. Guys that take the [CodeWord140] in front of their mates cause they know they will back them up. Luckily never had it myself but still I have never tolerated it either. There are a bunch of hangers on that are primed to jump into each others defence regardless of what was said. Do a search. It has happened time and time again. You guys that PM me know what I mean. The clique back each other up all the time.Keep posting the info Mr Licker. Class. And I'll even buy you a beer to say thanks! Just dont tell me to RTFF!! :-)Johntheargumentativescot

Anyone who has ever personally met Mick knows he's a gentleman. I'm sure he had his reason for the RTFF post.As far as the comments re the 'clique' - it just happens that ever once in a while some of us leave this virtual world and meet up in the real world, and put a face to a handle. Many times we become 'friends'. To accuse someone to be a bully or act as group to protect one another is a little over the top.Nothing personal John - maybe we'll meet up, maybe we'll never meet up, who knows? Maybe you already think I'm a bully, again who knows or cares? In the meantime, to make sure we don't intentionally or unintentionally insult each other, I'll put you on my ignore list and you can do the same. No harm, no foul

[Johnthescot]

When you see a post by Mick Licker, click on his handle (user name) and select "find more reports by". A few months back, Mick posted the definitive guide to the Soapy scene and it lists all of the known MP's and info like the infamous Bodyslide's and who offers them. It's a dying art, even in BKK. I really think you need to rethink the Mick on the ignore list thing. All you need to know, you can gather, simply by going through all of his prior posts. AT2

I agree his posts are legendary and when I first joined the site, even not being a newbie, within a few days I realised that he was the master of all info on MP. BUT why be so arrogant, rude and condescending about it. Probably the most prolific and well intended poster on the site, and I've certainly learned a lot from him and other senior members in my very short time on the site, even though I've been to Bangkok and Pattaya over 20 times. Maybe it's just a personal thing. I've always hated bullies since school. Guys that take the [CodeWord140] in front of their mates cause they know they will back them up. Luckily never had it myself but still I have never tolerated it either. There are a bunch of hangers on that are primed to jump into each others defence regardless of what was said. Do a search. It has happened time and time again. You guys that PM me know what I mean. The clique back each other up all the time.We are all (100% without exception) deviant sex tourist pervert prostitute addicts. Thats a pretty small club as far as I know (or maybe not). Think a bit more tolerance in the club is in order. So what if someone doesnt RTFF. I dont feel the need to comment on that. Only some people do. Very small group actually. Do a search (oh i forgot you dont know how to, You total fucking newbie twat, fcuk off and leave us senior members alone!! ML will point out the error of your ways though if you didn't realise) Either give the info requested or not. Or ignore the question. I personally dont see why some senior (and not so senior members) need to beat their chests and show they are the alpha males of the site. And anticipating the likely responses. - so fucking what if someone has posted a gazillion posts about rimming in GSpot in the toilets etc. That absolutely doesn't give them the right to be arrogant twats just cause they have been on the site longer than me.If I was sitting in a gogo bar in NEP or Walking Street and someone spoke to me the way some guys on this site think they can then I'd be amazed if they walked out the bar without a broken nose. Or worse!! Seriously!!! So I should just take their arrogant wanky comments just cos they have been going to that gogo bar for 2 years longer than me?? I dont think so. And I'd back up any guy that smacked them too :-) Same with the site. So easy on email, forums and SMS to just say what you want with no consequence. And admittedly sometimes it is taken out of context or seems to have more vehemence than was intended. A quick bit of text in response to an annoying question and a quick send without a reread can easily be taken in a much different way. Yeah yeah, you usual gang can all circle the wagons as usual ( and all my PMs know who that gang are) and say "BUT x posts the best posts about pissing on girls in the street etc" so you'd be missing out by putting him on your ignore list even though he has no social skills at all and we all like to be in the senior best buddy club" Thing is about a dozen PMs have already said who that little clique is. It's so obvious. I aint passing comment. Everyone knows. You can check it out on most of the forums here e.g. (try http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...ead.php?t=1036). amazing. They'd argue with themselves just to prove a point. Oh and and why is someone such a prolific poster in that thread who blatantly doesn't do P4P now??? Bizarre!!Anyway just my ramblings on a boring Friday night with some beer a week before I head back to BKK!! Keep posting the info Mr Licker. Class. And I'll even buy you a beer to say thanks! Just dont tell me to RTFF!! :-)Johntheargumentativescot

[AsiaTraveler2]

I had a chance to visit Poseidon and I must say that the lineup has either slipped down a few notches or they were very busy. Maybe both. I was late, around 9pm, and that's usually a no-no. There were only 15 to 20 girls in the fishbowl and about 10 girls in the bar area. As I was hungry and thirsty, I selected Nim? (I know I should have written it down) at the bar area. I got a few bites and a beer for 600 baht and change and off to the room we went. Very nice eyes, attractive, but a bit too thin for my tastes. Decent performance, very nice gal, but not a rock your world kind of girl. Won't repeat, but certainly don't regret spending time with her. Her price was B2,900 and I left her with a fair tip.Peace,AT2

[Satrai2000]

The Ring Fashion Massage (not sure if its good or not - maybe satrai2000 will know) is just after Eden I think and just before it is "Tharnthip Healthy and Massage"This photo says it all:http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...chmentid=93400

You're right, bro! I went there in 2006 or the beginning of 2007, forgot the exact month. Three girls were standing outside, one was inside. One of them plainly told me that she "would suck me for 1500 Baht" (all passers-by in the soi could hear this) but it seemed that including the massage and everything I would end up paying much more that this 1500 Baht.So. I only had a drink inside the bar and a very intellectual conversation in perfect English with another lady about the life and nightlife in Singapore (seemed she spent quite a few months in that city).

[M P Lurker]

Such subtle sarcasm...ROFLMAOI know why you responded like you did to PS - you were too tired from the last 36 (or has it been 48) hrs and 5 TG

No, surely that has only put me in a good mood But everyone must have a breaking point ...I look back fondly now to when I was new here and reported a bad experience with the papasan at Cupidy (didn't even book a girl), and you filled me in about Entertainment Plaza just round at the other entrance. Later I had a few good sessions at EP.But some of the old Soapy posters don't show up much now. Where is Meaty for example?

[Traveler1234]

I am certainly pleased to be on someone's ignore list. It shows certain experience for someone to think of and do this.

Such subtle sarcasm...ROFLMAOI know why you responded like you did to PS - you were too tired from the last 36 (or has it been 48) hrs and 5 TG

[Traveler1234]

Which I have dutifully used and have failed to come up with a definitive answer. Really, why do you even bother to post if you haven't got anything of value to say. Don't bother replying because you're on my ignore list so I won't have to be exposed to such a point waste of bandwidth again.

PS - with all due respect and no flame intended, you picked the wrong guy to put on your ignore list Mick is probably THE expert on MP. His expertise and conributions (eg posts) have not been duplicated by anyone in the past few years. Many of us who know him personally can vouch for his MP voracity....LOLIf you did nothing else but read only his posts on this subject, you'd know more than needed about every damn soapie and oil joint worth visiting in Bkk. At one time I even asked whether his posts should be published!

[Retired Army]

Which I have dutifully used and have failed to come up with a definitive answer. Really, why do you even bother to post if you haven't got anything of value to say. Don't bother replying because you're on my ignore list so I won't have to be exposed to such a point waste of bandwidth again.

That's too bad. Mick Licker actually has some pretty informative posts.

[Pointy Stick]

Yes it certainly has been covered.Come off it. Someone who has been on the forum for a long time and 68 reports should surely know how to browse a thread and how to search a thread or maybe even try thread tools.Did you notice a search box to the top right????

Which I have dutifully used and have failed to come up with a definitive answer. Really, why do you even bother to post if you haven't got anything of value to say. Don't bother replying because you're on my ignore list so I won't have to be exposed to such a point waste of bandwidth again.

[M P Lurker]

This is why I stopped going to Angel. All the girls in that book have been photoshopped (some rather heavily). I walked in there a few months ago. Said I wanted to see three girls. They were stunning in the photographs. 3 monsters stepped out. I walked out of the place and haven't been back. They need to put proper pics of the girls in that photo book -- I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks we're being lied to by the photos.

At least at Aviva the girl I had was quite realistic to the photo. Might try a nice looking girl there soon who got a great recommendation from Nic too.Then I would be prepared to book her without actually sighting her first.

[Mangofan]

find it easier to get a better looking girl at Thonglor 2 than at Angel to date.The problem with Angel in my opinion is that its impossible to book a pretty girl ahead sight unseen, because the photos are so unrealistic compared to the actual girls. So booking a girl off the photos would be a big gamble.But such a gamble might be the only way to get to the best girls unless you fluke it.

This is why I stopped going to Angel. All the girls in that book have been photoshopped (some rather heavily). I walked in there a few months ago. Said I wanted to see three girls. They were stunning in the photographs. 3 monsters stepped out. I walked out of the place and haven't been back. They need to put proper pics of the girls in that photo book -- I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks we're being lied to by the photos.

[M P Lurker]

Yes, unfortunately I knew this too and the mamasan told me she wasn't coming back. As I have never tried her, I can't say I am sad.Haven't been able to pick a girl from Angels in ages, despite a few visits: All the pretty ones are always busy.

Went to Angel 26 today. Similar problem.Kristen gone.Lisa (ex-Exclusive) on all day booking.Roma on holiday.Tip not there yetNicole busy.Wine (I forget what happened to her).Pan was the only one left who looked good to me in the computer enhanced pics. A slim type.Then name is pronounced like "bparn" not like "pan" at all.She came out in the flesh and was no stunning beauty, but figure was in good shape. Very small breasts, a few dark marks of edges of the face but acceptable to me. Her looks are not competing with my favourite soapy girls at all, but I decided to try her anyway, since impossible to get to any really pretty girls at Angel.She started off very silent as if not sure how to react to me. But later we warmed up to each other and a bit of light teasing banter started in Thai. She comes from Korat and claims to be 27. Her lotion massage was very good. Her blow job was also good but I made the mistake of changing to 69 which got her worked up quickly so that she wanted to screw already.The blow job was so good that I would have liiked some more of that first.However she was a superior screw too. So I had a good time. Started with cowgirl, then standard girl on top, then mish, then doggy, etc. All really feeling fabulous.Her pussy was just right for me. I don't like very tight or very short pussy (too hard to get it all in ).She seemed to be orgasmic but I can't be sure. Wasn't unmistakable wild spasms, so could have been faking or could have been real.So all in all, a very good session with Pan but she is just not quite pretty enough to get me really hooked.I still prefer girls with pretty faces or fab bodies (preferably both) even if they can't even massage properly.I find it easier to get a better looking girl at Thonglor 2 than at Angel to date.The problem with Angel in my opinion is that its impossible to book a pretty girl ahead sight unseen, because the photos are so unrealistic compared to the actual girls. So booking a girl off the photos would be a big gamble.But such a gamble might be the only way to get to the best girls unless you fluke it.As for Matsutake, that someone was suggesting to try, I seem to remember it was on a No-No list. I didn't even see it as I walked into Soi 24/1. Saw the other ones though like Rynda, Menthol, Happy, Lanna, Dara, etc. Perhaps I forgot the correct location.

[NicFrenchy]

The bad news boys is that Kristin is gone.Looked too pretty and too hot to last long I guess.Did any ISG member have the pleasure of doing her?I'll just have to fall back to some other girl.

Yes, unfortunately I knew this too and the mamasan told me she wasn't coming back. As I have never tried her, I can't say I am sad.Haven't been able to pick a girl from Angels in ages, despite a few visits: All the pretty ones are always busy.

[Johnthescot]

The Ring Fashion Massage (not sure if its good or not - maybe satrai2000 will know) is just after Eden I think and just before it is "Tharnthip Healthy and Massage"This photo says it all:http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...chmentid=93400

Thanks"The Ring"?? Oh no sounds like one of Shadowj's weird stuff places again!Johnthescot

[M P Lurker]

I haven't had the pleasure of meeting any of the ladies you've mentioned. But I've checked out their pictures at Angel Massage website. And lady named 'Kristin' looks very interesting to me. The attitude she shows in that picture really stands out from the rest of the girls there.Her pretty smile looks inviting and sincere. And the way she strategically arranged that spectacular cleavage of hers leaves no doubt in any man's mind as to what she is inviting him to do with her.Gorgerous figure, pretty face. And she looks like someone who has a really good attitude in bed with the horny man. I'm very interested to know if she is as good in bed as that picture of hers so obviously suggests.Any reports about her I would greatly appreciate. She is definitely someone I'd like to get acquianted with, intimately that is.

The bad news boys is that Kristin is gone.Looked too pretty and too hot to last long I guess.Did any ISG member have the pleasure of doing her?I'll just have to fall back to some other girl.