FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Exoticspirit]

Okay, I had only two girls at Artemis as pointed out in my review of the club. The first one was a shark named Fana. She's a darked haired girl from Hungary. Pretty good looking and friendly too.

But during the act, she had this annoying habit. She kept urging me to finish and slapped my ass. I didn't really like that. Although she didn't disrespect the time (30 minutes), I was annoyed after awhile that I ended up the session probably at 20 minutes and thanked her for trying. As in my review, I never finished either of my two sessions maybe due to the atmosphere and/or Viagra I loaded up on to prepare for multiple girls for the first time.

I would avoid this girl because of her annoying habit unless you are okay with girls urging you to finish quickly.

The other one I took was a nice Polish blonde named Katerina. Fake tits but didn't rush. Although I didn't finish with her either, she tried her best. So she would get top marks from me.

Still, both these Artemis girls were not as good as the German MILF I had at the Mona place the night before.

[Exoticspirit]

Okay, just got back from Artemis and here are my lengthy impressions. This was my first FKK club so I'm going to comment on the entire FKK concept as well.

The Club

Artemis is indeed an upscale place as shown in the photos of their website. Change rooms were clean as was the indoor swim area. Showers were a bit of a pain since they only come out in spurts so you have to keep pushing the knob for continuous water. But as for general facilities including the private rooms, I would give it a high rating for sure. Food was so-so but passable. As a tip, when the restaurant area opens up at 6 pm, the room will be packed as it seems that 70% of the girls rush in to feed their faces. So it might be better to wait until the rush is over before grabbing dinner. I ended up eating only a light meal at first since I didn't want to overeat. Besides, they keep the food there through the evening so I had seconds just before I left.

The club is easy to find. Just get off S-baun station Westkreutz and walk over the bridge once outside the station to Halensee. Turn left at Halensee where you will find a tire shop. Keep walking down and around the curve and you will soon come to a second tire shop. Artemis is right behind it in a large building with the huge sign Artemis on top.

The Atmosphere

Things are sure different, at least from what I'm use to by North American standards. They have female bartenders overlooking the pool area as well as change room attendants who keep the place spotless. But since the concept of the FKK club holds, men are swimming in the pool naked, going in the saunas naked, showering naked all in plain view of the attendants. I went along with it since it was the way things are done here. Didn't really bother me though.

What I do have a problem with, is that the main lounge area on the main floor is a smoking section. I could stand only little periods of a time there. The downstairs lounge near the pool is much better since it's non-smoking but much quieter. This can be good or bad. Most of the girls do not come down here so you could miss some traffic but having said that, it you want to escape the aggressive girls, downstairs is a place to do it. For smokers, the main lounge won't be an issue but for non-smokers like myself, this is a major problem of the club in my mind.

The other thing which surprised me was that there were two male massage attendants in the pool area. Massage sessions were extra charge. I would have thought that none of the guys would want massages from men but these two male workers were actually quite busy throughout the time I was there.

The Girls

Of course I have to comment on the girls. There are some sharks for sure and I fell victim to one for my first go. Okay it wasn't that bad but I'll report on specifics on the girls I took on a separate review. They tend to circulate and would even wander to the pool area but not as frequent as in the main floor. These girls became a bit annoying for me after awhile. As far as types, there are a surprisingly diverse number of shapes and sizes here. Lots of pot bellies seen but there are indeed some hotties too. I didn't find these girls to be as friendly as say the usual strippers in North American clubs, especially in Montreal. These girls tend not to want to socialize too much unless they know that they will be having you as a customer for sure.

What The Club Lacks

Despite all the luxuries of the club, I really feel that the club lacks a few things. The first in my mind are TV screens with sports playing. After all, the club is for men. They could have added internet access as well. The only reason why I say that these items should be added is that most of the guys in my observation, spent a lot of time just wandering around different areas of the club. There are really no strip dance shows to watch even if you are in between private sessions with a girl. There's really nothing to do so some guys hit the sauna, some take dips in the pool and some even sleep. There is a weight training room with lots of good gym equipment but I didn't see anyone using them. There are two rooms called kinos which are basically mini theatres playing non stop porn but these are actually some target rooms that the sharks go to.

The Overall Concept

Again, this was my first FKK experience and my feelings are a bit mixed. Sure it's nice to be in a place that is luxurious and with lots of naked women walking around. But I think that this would have been a better experience if I went there with some others. In fact, I saw many local guys there who came in numbers, much like an outing to a strip club. Guys were hanging out together whether in the lounge or pool areas. At least in numbers, there is someone to talk to. When one is alone with not much to do, we end up having guys wander the club aimlessly. I'm not sure if all guys ended up participating in private sessions with the girls either. There were many guys there who didn't take any girls by my observation. Maybe it is a place to hang out as well.

Personally, I've become a one shot, one girl per day is enough for me type of guy. So I had some pressure put on myself coming into Artemis. Loaded up on Viagra that a friend gave me since I thought that I would need some artificial help if I'm to do multiples in a single evening. There is pressure to do multiples at FKK clubs in order to bring the price per session down. Now, I don't know if it was the Viagra, the atmosphere or a combo, but I had two different girls and although I was able to do the act both sessions, I was unable to finish each one. So I called it a night at two.

In contrast, just the evening before, I did the typical Berlin bordello outing (see my review on Club Mona in the Berlin section). For less money and less luxury, I think I ended up having a better session at Club Mona (and no problems with not finishing either) compared to Artemis. So if I ever visit Berlin or Germany again, I'm not so sure if I would do another FKK club. I don't need all the extras such as pools, saunas, etc. I would probably do the single session visits to bordellos instead especially since Berlin has many reputable ones. But that's just me.

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[Exoticspirit]

I will be visiting Artemis for the first time tonight. Will plan to get there about 5 pm. Staying at Hotel Honigshof which is only one s_baun station away as this hotel (breakfast and internet included) is right across the street from a station.

Also a five minute walk from Club Mona which I did last night - review is in the Berlin section.

I will get a review of this Artemis visit soon.

[Ash27]

I should thank the Viagra & other Performance Enhancers forum providing the usefull information about Zinc as a semen volume expander. That realy have worked. Next was Baldi's Partytreff in Legende.

Rizla44,

I am impressed! Can you (or others) please tell me the secrets? It could be cool to have it up, hard and ready for 7 or more in a night as you had the 1.st day at Artemis.

I am healthy guy but can unfortunately only do it twice a day. Can use of Viagra disturb my natural ability to have an erection?

[Zimmer]

I understand that the entrance is 70 euros but for 30 minutes with a girl is it 60 or 80 euros?

60 €.

Is it possible to discuss prices?

No.
However if you feel you are being ripped off you can always talk to the management and hope they side with you.

[Frenchieboy]

Thanks for all your advices about Artemis but I would like to know something about prices I understand that the entrance is 70 euros but for 30 minutes with a girl is it 60 or 80 euros? Is it possible to discuss prices?

Thanks for your answer

[Polar]

If being seen naked by other people is a big concern, why even come to think of visiting a FKK club? Just a thought...

[GandJim]

2) I get exited pretty quickly, do you see a lot of guys walking around with erections? It's not that big of a deal to me, but I was just wondering if I'm the only one that get's horny so quickly when seeing loads of gorgeous, skimpy dressed women.

I think there are 2 issues here:

1. Getting an erection by seeing so many naked girls around: It can be a shock the first time you visit a FKK indeed, but the vast majority no longer get excited by seeing naked girls around. So you may be one of the rare, if not the only one, to get an erection by seeing naked girls. But don't worry, nobody pays attention and you'll get used to seeing naked girls quickly anyway and won't have an erection yourself anymore.

2. Guys walking around with an erection: This occasionally happened to me when I have a blowjob in the common areas and then we move to the room, so I guess it happens with other people too, but I never paid attention and I guess nobody else paid attention.

Bathrobes ar for sissies only. ;-) You should wear a towel to cover yourself, that's the usuals dresscode for men in clubs.

Except that, if you are a huge guy, the towel may not be large enough. I've seen some guys so pissed up that they renounce to put the towel around their hips and just carry it on their shoulders.

Also, you'll seen naked guys in the showers, in the jacuzzi and swimming pool, sun-bathing, etc...


In other words, if you're concerned about other people seeing you naked, you have a towel to protect you most of the time (although you still need to go to public shower, but that's the same in any sport club), but if seeing other guys naked is a sight that offends you, you shouldn't go to a FKK.

Jim

PS: If I remember it correctly, at Artemis, you have the choice between a towel and a bathrobe (for better "protection"). Many clubs give you only a towel.

[Akibono]

But men shouln't wear a bathrobe? Don't say to me that we have to walk around naked. I asked about and I was convinced of this: NO men naked and NO gay at the Artemis. If not so I have to renounce to visit it!

Please, let me know. I'm not sure now.

I am sure there are some men who go to the club just to see you nekked.

[Anarkypg]

At he artemis you wear a bathrobe, but you can also wear just a towel. I don't know in other clubs. Anyway, no gays in Artemis!

Bathrobes ar for sissies only. ;-) You should wear a towel to cover yourself, that's the usuals dresscode for men in clubs.

HB

[Hessen Bub]

Bathrobes ar for sissies only. ;-) You should wear a towel to cover yourself, that's the usuals dresscode for men in clubs.

HB

[Basketcase]

But men shouln't wear a bathrobe? Don't say to me that we have to walk around naked. I asked about and I was convinced of this: NO men naked and NO gay at the Artemis. If not so I have to renounce to visit it!

Please, let me know. I'm not sure now.

Guten Tag Herr The Domine

I guess you will see fully naked men walking around in Artemis just like you do in the Hessen big three. At Oase - many men in the not their prime state sun bath totally stark bollock naked.

Then men also wander around looking for fresh towels after showering totally naked.

The showers are communal so you should be prepared to see schlongs a plenty during your stay unless you do not shower the entire that you are in the house.

The recommendation is to wear a bath towel around the waist and maybe as brief as possible so that more of you is exposed to the ministrations of the ladies who are naked as well. You get to feel more of her as she leans in near to you and she has easier access to your scrotal assets or to you maybe sensitive nipples to be licked and tickled.

It is not cool to wear your shorts underneath the towel.

So yes, as men are in towels or bathrobes then you will see testicle sacs on show and shafts whether in a limp state or in their full erect glory around as men sit and relax or get a blow job in public.

I expect you cannot guarantee no homosexual men at the FKK clubs. You may find some being dragged along by work colleagues or their straight friends or some may be coming along to se what the fuss is about out of interest. To bar homosexual men and women from their clubs regardless that they are private would be discrimination and this is not a label that any club wishes to be tainted with. Maybe if someone was distinctly in the wrong place then a suggestion from the thekenfrau may guide them away but I guess you cannot turn people away because of their sexual orientation.

The point I am trying to make is be prepared to see naked men and there can be gay men in the club but the general concept is that there should be very few if any in attendance.

Kind regards

Londonbasketcase

[The Domine]

2) I get exited pretty quickly, do you see a lot of guys walking around with erections? It's not that big of a deal to me, but I was just wondering if I'm the only one that get's horny so quickly when seeing loads of gorgeous, skimpy dressed women.

No, you can wear a towel or a bath towel, so you can hide you erection. I had one in public before going with a girl but I hided it without problems.

But men shouln't wear a bathrobe? Don't say to me that we have to walk around naked. I asked about and I was convinced of this: NO men naked and NO gay at the Artemis. If not so I have to renounce to visit it!

Please, let me know. I'm not sure now.

[Rizla44]

I had a lot fun on my first night which was Monday.So Mondays seem fine at Artemis. Being not many clients meant good service with most of the girls.

Recommended.

[Zimmer]

You can pay the entrance fee cash or with credit card, and after every sessione with a girl you pay her cash.

They also have an ATM in the club if you need more cash.

I heard Thursday and Saturday are good/busy nights, can anyone confirm what the slow nights are?

You are right. Thursday, Friday and Saturday are the busiest days.
Slow nights are usually Sundays and Mondays. Slow nights are not always equal to bad nights though.

Watches. I have an expensive watch and don't want to leave it in my hotel room. Do you have to leave your watch in the locker, or can you wear it?

You can wear your watch or leave it in your valuables safe at Artemis, the same place as there you put your wallet. Don't put it in the clothes locker.
You have to be careful not to lose your key somewhere though.
Maybe it's better to leave the watch in the hotel after all. I would probably do that or wear the watch at all times.
Lots of people wear watches in the club but as Jackyo said most people wear a cheap plastic watch, just for the purpose of keeping track of the time.

Good luck