2008 Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Wanderer1000]

Azn Safado -

Yes, Tina is quite pretty with a nice body. She was in my top five for attractiveness when I was going there in June and July. When I first went up to her, I found her to be rather reserved, and lacking that Brasilera energy and attitude that I think is so common, and that a lot of us really appreciate. I ended up walking away after a short time.

A couple weeks later, I approached her sitting in one of the recliner chairs. She crossed her arms throughout the conversation while naming all the girls I had been with over the past several weeks. I had DFK a lot with a particular girl on many occasions in the bar, and she made a point of mentioning it and how she wasn't interested in that. I didn't know what to make of it (she felt rejected when I walked off before and was pissed? she just didn't like me? Who knows.)

A few days later, in the same lounge chair, some other dude she knows (and obviously liked) has her come over. Before long, she's laying on top of him with her tongue down his throat.

One of the things I've learned to do - try not to think too much when you're in Rio. I'm a curious guy, so I can't help trying to figure the girls out. A German guy that I hung out with at Luomo about four or five times probably said it best - "I don't believe anything these girls say." When I would tell him some story about one of the girls and asked him what he thought, he would shrug and say, "I don't know."

I have learned the hard way - if a big red flag goes off early on (like it did with Tina for you), cut your losses and check out of the situation at that point. The odds are real high - it ain't going to get better, and you'll just feel more pissed off later on (with yourself) for not having the balls to say no to her BS.

[The Watcher]

Very little hip hop and almost no English language tunes.

Sounds great to me.

In the old days, this is exactly how it was. Back then I enjoyed listening to Brasilian music (and no English music) at the nightspots. In fact, I discovered one of my favorite Brasilian songs ("Gabriella" by Gal Costa) at the Holiday (that should tell you it was a long, long time ago).

Now I hope the exchange rate returns to the old days too!

[Exec Talent]

Expect to see Brazilians with their robs at half-mast and primative chest pounding at L'uomo soon. Management has decided that they need to attract more Brazilians to make up for the lack of gringos. Over the last few weeks the numbers have been increasing but nothing like the other night when there were about 90% Brazilians. The music has undergone a significant change as well. Very little hip hop and almost no English language tunes.

[Azn Safado]

I just finished a 7 night stay in Rio.

I've pulled a lot of girls out of the termas for some TLN and never had a problem until this trip. This girl Tina, from Luomo, agreed to all night for R200. So she comes over after work and we chat a bit.

Eventually, we go to bed and she claims that her legs are sooooo sore from running and working out in the morning, that she can't do any of the work during sex. Immediately, alarm bells went off in my head and I should have just told her to leave at that point. But she was already nude in my bed. So I try to make the most of it and we get busy, but all I can do is missionary. After pounding her for awhile, I am tired and cannot cum, so I kinda called it quits since she claimed she could not really fuck in any other position, even doggy. We fall asleep.

The next morning, after awaking, she motions that we should fuck. So I'm trying to get her going and she hands me a condom, but at the same time still has her eyes shut. WTF? A dead fish here. So at this point, I said it ain't happening. We sleep some more and then she wakes up and says she has to go and wants her money. I told her that I was very disappointed in her lack of effort. She apologizes and said she would come back to my apartment the next day before work to give me sex to make up for it.

Like a dumbass, I trusted her and gave her the R200. Of course, she didn't show up at my apartment the next day. WHAT SHOULD I HAVE DONE???

I guess one option would have been to give her half (R100) and tell her to collect the other half when she makes good on her promise of coming back. But at that point, I was already kind of pissed off where it didn't matter whether I ever fucked this dead fish again! I am trying to rationalize why I gave her the full R200, but a part of me just wanted to chalk it up to a bad experience and let the transaction be done with.

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[Oralover]

Was it crowded with clients or were there just many meninas available ? I heard business was down, and there were very little customers at most Ts. Just wanted intel before arriving (in approx. 48 hours...heh ;-) .

I was at L'uomo today. Went at 5:00 which is early for me, as I had a dinner date at 8:00. I think without the tourist business it looked busier after working hours. The place had about a 10-12 guys there at a time and the traffic moved through faster. Most seemed to be brasileiros.

Sessioned only once since I had to get going. It was with Louiza (tall, skinny, brunette with small breasts). Everytime I'm there we sit and chat for quite a while and have a few drinks together; but I've never sessioned with her before. Business has been slow so she popped the question. I was weary of it as I thought it might wreck the good times we've always had; but I have to say, it ended up being a really nice, soft and sensual session. Quite different from the typical sessions you can have. If you're into soft playful oral, she's great at it. Not sure if your luck will vary or if this is her style. She also does great anal (friends have told me), though that's not my thing. Now I'll have to see if she expects this to be a regular thing or if we can just go back to being drinking buddies.

For information purposes, Rosie who used to work at Centaurus is not at L'uomo as Karla.

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[Lorenzo]

Was it crowded with clients or were there just many meninas available ? I heard business was down, and there were very little customers at most Ts. Just wanted intel before arriving (in approx. 48 hours...heh ;-) .

It wasn't terribly crowded, but I'd say business was adequate, and there were plenty of girls available. The only place I saw that was crowded was 4x4.

[Voyajer1]

Business is way down in most of the Termas, not too many people visiting or frequenting them, including locals. It may have to do with the prices (4 X 4, lot of massage parlors raised prices???), the weather (It rained a lot while there), I really can't explain it. But the level of service, quality providers, is way up.

Was it crowded with clients or were there just many meninas available ? I heard business was down, and there were very little customers at most Ts. Just wanted intel before arriving (in approx. 48 hours...heh ;-) .

[El Greco]

Like I said on my previous post of termas galeria, there is yet another new termas: QUEEN'S CLUB.

Location: a Mem de Sá, 331 - Centro da Cidade.

Prices:

Entry fee: R$ 30,00.

Programas:
TD de 40 minutos - R$ 150,00
TD de 60 minutos - R$ 180,00

I hope this info helps out the fellow mongers

Brugal

Not a bad place. Had been closed for quite a time. Clean with not too many garotas but you can always find one you like.

Hardly any gringo there. Have good memmories. Worth checking out.
Red bus #333 to Villa Isabel will get you infront from Av. Copacabana. It used to be painted all blue outside. You can't miss it.

Used to get on blue/white bus #434 on the way back to Flamengo. The bus then goes to Copa via Botafogo. Stops infront of Luomo's too in case you don't find any good one there.

Give them some business to stay open. Good alternative to the more expensive ones.

Hope it helps.

[Oralover]

Was it crowded with clients or were there just many meninas available ? I heard business was down, and there were very little customers at most Ts. Just wanted intel before arriving (in approx. 48 hours...heh ;-) .

I was at L'Uomo Wednesday night after 9:00 PM. Not a lot of guys. Maybe 8. After 12:00 there were just a couple of brasileiros who weren't sessioning and myself.

One of the girls who moved over here from Centauros said that it is completely dead over there. May check it out for old times sake.

Haven't checked out any of the other termas yet, mostly hanging with old friends. I can't believe how well some of these girls have done for themselves. It's amazing how easy it is for them to find gringos who will buy them anything. One of my ex-girlfriends has a new apartment outfitted better than mine, and I earn six figures. Ahhhhh what we'll do for love.

[Amerioca]

Lúomo was hopping again tonight with a lot of great girls.

Lorenzo

Was it crowded with clients or were there just many meninas available ? I heard business was down, and there were very little customers at most Ts. Just wanted intel before arriving (in approx. 48 hours...heh ;-) .

[Brugal8]

Like I said on my previous post of termas galeria, there is yet another new termas: QUEEN'S CLUB.

Location: a Mem de Sá, 331 - Centro da Cidade.

Prices:

Entry fee: R$ 30,00.

Programas:
TD de 40 minutos - R$ 150,00
TD de 60 minutos - R$ 180,00

I hope this info helps out the fellow mongers

Brugal

[Brazil Lover]

I have a different suggestion than the others do. My experiences in Termas, while always interesting, always seem to lack the 'intimacy' that I desire in an encounter. I don't like the rush TO the room, the cramped rooms, or the rush IN the room.

I prefer a slower, more relaxed setting, so I always like to take a girl to my room whenever possible. This usually gives me 2 hours (or all night) to relax and take things slowly (and romantically if so inclined).

So, I will disagree with the poster earlier who said to avoid the girls on the street, at MP, or Help. While I am not a fan of Help, I do like the scene that happens in front of it at TA, as well as what goes on earlier at MP and Balcony. At these places, you can sit around, check out the talent, invite them to your table if you want, have a drink or a bite to eat with them, and then determine your chemistry. If, after all of that, you still want to go with them, you've already established a. that they're not in too much of a hurry, and b. that you like her.

At this point, make the deal, say you want 2 hours (or all night) and whatever else you desire. I realize some Portuguese is required in most instances, there are some girls that do speak English at these locations, so if worst comes to worst, just hang out and wait for those girls.

(And this is an opportunity to remind everyone here that even a basic knowledge of Portuguese or Spanish will yield great benefits, both in the service you receive as well as the prices you pay. Guys, you're spending thousands of dollars on this trip -- invest some time in some language classes!)

I will detail my experience in case anyone else is going to be a first timer.

I read the forum a lot to get an idea of my options and decided to visit Luomo. It was walking distance from the hotel and had some good reviews.

I went on Saturday night and as Lorenzo has said there were some great looking girls. Some better than others depending on your tastes but all have fit bodies and for the most nice faces.

As a first timer I was a bit nervous. In all the places I’ve been to before around the world there is often a lap dance or strip show that provided the excuse to say "I am just here for the show" if you wanted to brush off the girls that come and jump on your lap but here that was not going to work. So I went with the "I need to relax a bit" in order avoid getting grabbed by the first girl who sits next to me.

Quite alot of girls spoke some english so this worked quite well. Anyway to cut to the action I of course ended up with a girl who didn't speak any English ! (forgot name sorry) She was persistent. I was told "she liked me". We danced and kissed and I got hard so it was obvious I wanted sex. I had lost track of time at that stage, having not worn my watch, and it felt like I had been in there a while so I thought I better do it now before i get labelled a timewaster.

So through various hand gestures and random words of english I established that she was going off to shower and change and I was also being sent off to shower. Unfortunately the showers on the right side only seemed to be cold and that was not really what I wanted when at the height of sexual excitement.

After getting dried again I had to wait for 5 or 10 minutes while she did whatever they do. I am not sure if she had a shower or just changed into the sexy underwear but either way standing around waiting for a girl to do her make up isn't great foreplay. So after this and the cold shower by the time we get to the room we are back to square one as far as raising the flag goes !

So anyway she does a kind quick of strip tease things with me fondling her which is helping me warm up again but then she gets to her shoes. They are the ones with the ribbons criss-crossed around her legs and she can't undo they now ! I would have been happy for her to leave them on but as the room was so small I thought there might be a danger that she would break through the plaster walls with them or take my eye out or something so I waited for to undo them. I tried to assist but my efforts got lost in translation. May be she was worried I had some shoe fettish or something.

So anyway with all this going on I have to say that my old cock had gone soft again. So she is now not sure what to do and so I try a little bit of sensual dancing to get back in the mood again. I know I am an old romantic at heart but it did start to work. Once she has sensed this, she is straight out with the condom putting it on with her mouth and starts sucking real hard and fast. Now for some reason that doesn’t do it for me. I am not that used to condoms and so it’s not great experience. At one point I take it off to try something else or see if she will do BBBJ but she does not offer and I can’t ask as she doesn’t speak English.

OK I could go on about the embarrassing process of trying to get hard but I don’t think you want to know the details but generally it was lots of sucking, soft cock penetration, tit sucking, pussy licking all the kind of stuff I like but I just got the feeling she wasn’t bothered about me pleasing her. Which was fair enough as I was paying but I do like to give as well as recieve. However she was determined to make me come and so eventually when I did get hard she went at it like steam train mainly in the Asian CG position, bless her effort !

Eventually I did come and I think we were both as relieved as one another that it was over. This being signalled by big sighs of relieve rather that jubilant orgasmic sounds.

So was it a great sexual experience ? - not really, I have had better sex with girlfriends who don't look as stunning.

Did I get any enjoyment out of it ? - Yes at times but nothing that got me really buzzing.

Would I go back again ? - May be but do things different...

Lessons learnt (things I should have done) :
1 - find an english speaking girl then you can ask what she will do for you.
2 - wear a watch so you can then say to girls its too early, if it is.
3 - If a girl asks you to buy her a drink, ask what you will get in return (with a smile on your face) or she might just take the drink and run (Lavinia?)
4 - Avoid the cold showers !

PS. Sorry this post is so long but once I got writing there was alot to say.

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[SlimHoleDrill]

[QUOTE=Pelicano]

I will detail my experience in case anyone else is going to be a first timer.

Thanks for your truthfull and observant report. Most first timers without any language skills will go thru the same experience, mostly because they can´t communicate their wants, don´t know what to expect or how the system works. Unfortunately most lack the courage to post a truthfull account of their experience and embelish it a bit, giving the first timer false expectations of the termas experience.

In a termas take your time, shower, have a sauna and then a relaxing massage and only then get to know a girl or two, before deciding. Forget the drink buying thing, (drink only after enjoyable sex with a garota who has worked hard, as a reward and only if you feel like it). An up front drink request by a garota, is an automatic red flag, as they will usualy be of the pushy type, in a hurry to get as many customers and make as much as possible in the shortest period of time. Avoid the Suite upsell as it is routinely thrust on to unsuspecting first timers, just go short time in the cabine to try her out, if it works out, repeat as needed and go for longer time periods.

Find a quiet one in the corner, as long as she makes eye contact and does not have a sad or angry expression, there may be some chemistry there. Learn to recognize this and the experience will be much better. Don`t worry so much about the language barrier, show her what you want with sign language, by pointing or just demonstrating once in the cabine. Its a great ice breaker and above all don`t be afraid to ask for what you want, since you are the one paying for it. Try some other first line Termas as well.

Since you are a first timer, avoid any girls from Copacabana sidewalk, helpe or meia pataca, as they specialize in fleecing gringos and you could have problems if taking one back to the hotel. Agencies are a better risk, but rarely will they speak english and you won´t see what you are getting into until they are at your hotel.

Above all don´t give up and enjoy Rio.

All great advice. I'd just add that once you get a little more comfortable, you can expand. For instance, when I have sat with a girl for a bit and given her the chance to ask for a drink and she doesn't, and I've decided this is the one (for now), then I will buy them a drink. That let's them know it is probably a done deal, everybody can relax and just start to have fun. And definitely a drink can warm them up. But some girls don't drink and that should not put you off either. Some termas don't "allow" them to drink so be sensitive to that. Ask if they want you to take an extra one to the cabina. If I recall, that is (or was) the policy in Monte Carlo. But the rules seem to change over time.

Also, another "rule" to respect is the relax room etiquette. Although some girls will lay it on you there, that is sort of against the rules. I observed this a few time when Sandra, the manager at L'uomo would make a quick tour through place and and you could see all the girls straighten up real quick. They are supposed to be behaving in that area, with the boite reserved for more action followed by cabina. I know that these rules are not strictly followed, but it is good to keep in mind in case you might misread a girl's behaviour or reaction when in the relax room.

As far as non performance, that has happened to many of us I'm sure. Especially if you have had two or three a day for a few days. The showers on the left at L'uomo have hot water. The cold is for those coming out of the sauna or people who prefer that. Also, watch out for the famed caipirinha -- it can have a deadly effect, trust me. Once I was having some trouble and unexpectedly ended up shooting on her stomach. She just said thanks and rubbed it on her face, saying it was good for the skin. Only in Rio!

Other than that, not too many rules!

[Bubba Boy]

Fisting? WTF? LOL!!!!!!!!

German pornos always seem to have a good fisting, hence I thought I might mention it for all our European posters.






Btw, I have never fisted Ingrid or any other woman for that matter.

[Pelicano]

[QUOTE=Slippy One]I will detail my experience in case anyone else is going to be a first timer.

Thanks for your truthfull and observant report. Most first timers without any language skills will go thru the same experience, mostly because they can´t communicate their wants, don´t know what to expect or how the system works. Unfortunately most lack the courage to post a truthfull account of their experience and embelish it a bit, giving the first timer false expectations of the termas experience.

In a termas take your time, shower, have a sauna and then a relaxing massage and only then get to know a girl or two, before deciding. Forget the drink buying thing, (drink only after enjoyable sex with a garota who has worked hard, as a reward and only if you feel like it). An up front drink request by a garota, is an automatic red flag, as they will usualy be of the pushy type, in a hurry to get as many customers and make as much as possible in the shortest period of time. Avoid the Suite upsell as it is routinely thrust on to unsuspecting first timers, just go short time in the cabine to try her out, if it works out, repeat as needed and go for longer time periods.

Find a quiet one in the corner, as long as she makes eye contact and does not have a sad or angry expression, there may be some chemistry there. Learn to recognize this and the experience will be much better. Don`t worry so much about the language barrier, show her what you want with sign language, by pointing or just demonstrating once in the cabine. Its a great ice breaker and above all don`t be afraid to ask for what you want, since you are the one paying for it. Try some other first line Termas as well.

Since you are a first timer, avoid any girls from Copacabana sidewalk, helpe or meia pataca, as they specialize in fleecing gringos and you could have problems if taking one back to the hotel. Agencies are a better risk, but rarely will they speak english and you won´t see what you are getting into until they are at your hotel.

Above all don´t give up and enjoy Rio.