Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[M P Lurker]

No Sazanka lady ever asked me for a tip. The awesome HJ is standard. What differs is the way each lady does it. Some are more sensual than others. None ever removed her clothes with me though.

As a bare flesh lover, I can't see myself going there.I would rather go to a low class blowjob joint and try to get most of the girls naked. In fact its my fantasy to go to SOL and see just how many girls I can get naked, grope, lick out and screw in one session. But when the opportunity comes up, I seem not to go there for the implementation. Maybe its something to do with an Opebo report. Maybe just not enough of them look over a 6 out of 10. Excessive fantasy but more conservative reality.

[Seydlitz]

Made the payment and tip her discreetly before leaving. However, it kinda leave a bitter taste in my mouth as the last time I was there, "tip" was not discussed. Can any senior members comment?

No Sazanka lady ever asked me for a tip. The awesome HJ is standard. What differs is the way each lady does it. Some are more sensual than others. None ever removed her clothes with me though.

[NicFrenchy]

She was rubbing little junior and poking her finger into my arse, whispering and pleading with me. Anyway, she had her way. ...it kinda leave a bitter taste in my mouth as the last time I was there, "tip" was not discussed. Can any senior members comment?

HJ IS included in the package. Looks lke you got fucked by more than her finger Joking aside, you should have asked the Papasan at the entrance and he would have told you

[Joesin]

Went to Sazanka to scrub some dead skin off, but it turn out to be a kg of them at the end of it. M**, the executioner, is very good with the massage and was practically smilling and joking throughout the session. The whole session was very enjoyable. First the complete wash while laying there, following by a very good scrub and salt tapping. After which was treated to a hot towel massage and followed by lotion massage. Ended with a superb HJ.Now, before the finale, she wanted 500bt for the HJ which she will remove her top. All the while I thought it is included in the package. I tried to bring it down to 300bt, but eventually backed down as her unique technique of negotiation won. She was rubbing little junior and poking her finger into my arse, whispering and pleading with me. Anyway, she had her way. She removed her top and show a very nice body. No body fats or tummy and a very nice cup B. She imitate different love making positions and still maintaining the HJ, eventually exploded with reverse cowgirl style. Totally awesome.Made the payment and tip her discreetly before leaving. However, it kinda leave a bitter taste in my mouth as the last time I was there, "tip" was not discussed. Can any senior members comment?EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Easy2007]

I sometimes question if truth exists or do we merely have sets of conflicting views over what really happened.In the end, if I didn't see it, then it probably didn't happen, and even if I did see it, it still might not have happened.

Have you just watched "The Oxford Murders"?

[M P Lurker]

Well, you get the idea. Therefore everything should be taken with a pinch of salt. Unless you are sure about the poster and their history of posts over many months/years is there are proof of their "reliability" to some degree.

Well I think you switched the topic from reliability of the post readers to reliability of the posters.But you have a valid point. Long term consistency allows you to form a view about probable reliability. But anyone can be devious and only give bullshit when its hard to check, on occasional basis. The really skilled liars choose when to lie very carefully and I think no one is 100% reliable. If we can find multiple independent reliable sources all agreeing then we getting close to potential believability, unless they have all been hoodwinked or brainwashed. I sometimes question if truth exists or do we merely have sets of conflicting views over what really happened.In the end, if I didn't see it, then it probably didn't happen, and even if I did see it, it still might not have happened.

[M P Lurker]

Had my spray of Procomil , of course with Yok's agreement and the next 45 mins was like a marathon beyond my mind. !

I assure you that 45 mins is no "marathon" for Yok. She can go double that with no problem.I never had time for a massage even in 2 hour booking. Maybe just a 10 minutes rest There are other non-tiring activities.Some activities do not tire your legs, e.g. DATY is can be tiring for jaw and neck only.For the guy, lying down receiving BBBJ or cowgirl is not particularly tiring.

[NicFrenchy]

Had my spray of Procomil , of course with Yok's agreement and the next 45 mins was like a marathon beyond my mind. !

Wow, I learned something today! Procomil: http://www.walterritter.de/english/html/i_proc_s.html However after reading a few articles about it on various sites, Procomil has originated more controversy than results it seems.

[M P Lurker]

Consider that there are thousands of guys reading your posts, and a small percentage of them are going to be unbalanced. That's why you should never identify any of the girls you favor to insure that your posts will never come back to bite you -- or worse yet, cause trouble for your girl.

I see your point, but superstars like Yok and Dao have been mentioned in numerous posts by numerous guys. They are very well known. Other girls that are pretty and have their photos on the web sites get known quickly too.I tend not to specifically mention girls that are not posting their photos and are not very well known anyway.Their are a certain percentage of MP customers that are not of good character. The working girls accept that this is the case. They would probably refuse a bad customer on a subsequent occasion, and warn the management and friends.I can see I could get blamed by a girl for "sending" a bad customer her way. So far this hasn't happened and girls were O.K. with getting a little publicity. But shit will happen one day for sure.

[Easy2007]

with this kind of bb you have to be careful of all posts.1/ posts about certain places can be from their owners or workers or associates, trying to promote the place and get more business. these will be posts about wonderful treatment. etc.2/ posts about certain places can be from their competitors, these will be to try to lose another place business if they become too popular, you will see posts of "this girl gave me bare back anal", or "this places is crap" etc.3/ posts about certain places can be from mongers who want to keep a certain girl to themselves, this may be along the lines of "i got great bare back sex with this girl named xxx". the post is designed to stop others wanting to see her.4/ posts about certain places can be from mongers looking to help a particular favorite girl, in return for discounts, or freebies etc. in which case "girl xxx was wonderful" kind of posts happen.5/ posts.well, you get the idea. therefore everything should be taken with a pinch of salt. unless you are sure about the poster and their history of posts over many months/years is there are proof of their "reliability" to some degree.

consider that there are thousands of guys reading your posts, and a small percentage of them are going to be unbalanced. that's why you should never identify any of the girls you favor to insure that your posts will never come back to bite you -- or worse yet, cause trouble for your girl.i've had lots of great experiences, but have never once given any clue as to the identity of the girl, -- no names; no photos; and i often won't even identify the bar where she works. i will only identify a girl to someone i know, and then only with the girls permission in advance. i don't want to be responsible for one of my favorite girls meeting a psyco.i have identified a [CodeWord901]'s girl or two, but i asked them before i left if they wanted me to recommend them to my isg friends. they take all cummers anyway.

[Daddy07]

it amazes me that people have to be told this.....one would think that it is implicit that the concepts would be understood.....but they are not...at all. i used to post a lot of information on a germany/fkk/party treff/swinger club website....and a lot of the posts came back to bite me on the ass...

consider that there are thousands of guys reading your posts, and a small percentage of them are going to be unbalanced. that's why you should never identify any of the girls you favor to insure that your posts will never come back to bite you -- or worse yet, cause trouble for your girl.i've had lots of great experiences, but have never once given any clue as to the identity of the girl, -- no names; no photos; and i often won't even identify the bar where she works. i will only identify a girl to someone i know, and then only with the girls permission in advance. i don't want to be responsible for one of my favorite girls meeting a psyco.i have identified a [CodeWord901]'s girl or two, but i asked them before i left if they wanted me to recommend them to my isg friends. they take all cummers anyway.

[Lover Boy #2]

I would like to say something about the subject of Recommendations: When a member recommends a place or a girl, writes a report about his session and how nice things went, this does not mean ALL sessions at this shop or with this girl will be the same.I will give you an example: I received PM's from guys angry because they read (and printed) my review of a well known provider, went to see her and did not get the same treatment. Now if this wasn't enough, these Morons talk to the girl about this internet site where they read that she "Takes it up the ass" and why does she not do it with them? Let me tell you a thing or two: Although you are dealing with *****s, they are human people and can sometimes "click" with a customer, giving him a better session than with the others. A lot of factors come into play. For all we know, she could be having a really bad day on the day you visited.YMMVSo please stop going to the places, expecting to get a copy of a session someone here had and when the girl does not give it to you, don't start throwing names at her ("But I read you give this guy Nic a BBBJ?"). If you are too stupid to understand this concept, then stay home and wank, you'll do the girls a favor.Sorry, this post isn't directed to anyone in PArticular, I am just blowing off Steam (maybe I need to be blown myself LOL)

It amazes me that people have to be told this.....one would think that it is implicit that the concepts would be understood.....but they are not...at all. I used to post a lot of information on a Germany/FKK/Party Treff/Swinger Club website....and a lot of the posts came back to bite me on the ass. I would have a Friday night after work and would visit a few clubs to have the manager approach me and give me a lecture that some guy had been in, discussed my posts and wanted to know why he wasn't getting the same treatment I got......and that is only the beginning. I have had girls working in FKK clubs get hysterical that I had posted information on them to other guys....after they thought we had a "personal relationship" (not true, but they were seriously upset!!). I have had guys e-mail me to say that a certain girl treated him like a pig and it wasn't possible what I had posted because she wouldn't do this and that with him........one guy even made a comment that I "owed him" for what had happened in an FKK to him. The YMMV thing should be understood.....but some people, for some reason are as thick as a brick.I will never forget a beautiful German girl working in a club at Freudenberg-Stra?e/Bochum. She lived near me....and offered free morning sex just coming over, making breakfast and fucking me...no strings attached and no DM asked for. I posted some very truthful stuff about the club, her looks....and her friendlyness. Some assholes then go to the club and are not happy with the performance (even today I can't figure this because the girl was sexual dynamite....she would bend her legs behind her shoulders and touch the head of the bed while orgasming....super hot)......and send me mail stating that the girl was unfriendly and gave them a bad time...and why did I post this stuff.Based on all of this....I have made very few recs. to anyone, anywhere, anymore....in any form. I sometimes see a guy who would complain about a beautiful, sexy woman....with something that I would need a crane to lift my dick for. Sometimes, mongers/friends...can really disappoint.I have had friends thank me for a rec. and say that she was the best they have ever had and be really thankful......but the grief from stupid people can outweigh the positive.

[NicFrenchy]

Its very hard to recommend a favourite place. Its more like I collect favourite girls at various venues.

I would like to say something about the subject of Recommendations: When a member recommends a place or a girl, writes a report about his session and how nice things went, this does not mean ALL sessions at this shop or with this girl will be the same.I will give you an example: I received PM's from guys angry because they read (and printed) my review of a well known provider, went to see her and did not get the same treatment. Now if this wasn't enough, these Morons talk to the girl about this internet site where they read that she "Takes it up the ass" and why does she not do it with them? Let me tell you a thing or two: Although you are dealing with *****s, they are human people and can sometimes "click" with a customer, giving him a better session than with the others. A lot of factors come into play. For all we know, she could be having a really bad day on the day you visited.YMMVSo please stop going to the places, expecting to get a copy of a session someone here had and when the girl does not give it to you, don't start throwing names at her ("But I read you give this guy Nic a BBBJ?"). If you are too stupid to understand this concept, then stay home and wank, you'll do the girls a favor.Sorry, this post isn't directed to anyone in PArticular, I am just blowing off Steam (maybe I need to be blown myself LOL)

[G Haribo]

Hi Mick,I've followed many of your advices and ended-up most of the time satisfied with the girls you recommended. May I know what MP is your favorite place? And which girls do you prefer the most? I've tried one that you recommended at JC Infinity. Maybe one of the best session I've ever heard.Thanks for your contribution!

Thought we needed chearing up after the Angel post. I think when I go to Angel I will definitely choose someone recommended in this thread, to be safer.Now back to Thonglor 2Yes 24 from Issaan, she was (Yoda talk). Buts she's not very good, she is shyAt first! LOL Her face is nearly up to the web site pic. http://www.thonglormassage.com/Toey.htmlToey is pronounced like this:dter-ee (somewhat strange for Farangs)and means the Pandanus Leaf.Its used in Thai cooking and sweets. Supposed to be a great complement for Chocolate. She showered me nicely and at last my prayers were answered when her towel started to drop. But she caught it a bit too quick.An ordinary but quite nice massage. She has been to the Massage school.The dick and balls part of the massage got me quite hard. Then things took a turn....She stripped off for the "body massage". Lovely big soft C cups oiled up and sliding all over my sensitive bits.This part is the real massage for me She was going to race for a condom but I would have none of that. DATY for not more than 3-4 minutes and she was a goner. Bit of a screamer too. Not very quiet.Eventually allowed her to put the condom on. She was an easy orgasm victim from missionary postion as well. Her convulsions caused very nice squeezing.Tried a few positions but the best for me was doggy with her on her haunches and me from behind. She tickled my balls beautifully while I played with those big soft tities. Couldn't hold out longer.She has a very soft body with just a little baby fat. Although she is not quite skinny, I forbad her to lose weight, as she doesn't need to and since I wouldn't want those tits dropping at all thanks!Her channel is not so tight (just how I like it) and she can take it all.She has only been working about 6 weeks so not too jaded yet. She requested my urgent return. Scores:Face: 8.5 (a know a couple of slightly prettier girls but not many).Body: 8Tits: 9Sex: 9 Attitude:9BJ: I'm not sure. I forgot to have one. My fault.Body Slide: 8.5Massage: quite good. Who cares?

[The Seer]

OK, the start of my 8 day visit to LOS, now back in blighty I am a massage parlour fan so I plan to try as many as possible here and give the fruits of my labour so here goesArrived at Livingstones around 5pm, so quick visit to a local one SawatDee, now this was a strange opening experience, plenty of inner thigh brushing and 'accidental' touching of the male oragans, however no interest in finishing the deed despite prompting!!!. Still very enjoyable just a bit frustrating, but with the tiredness from the flight I was not up to much.An enjoyable night was then had at The Pool Party at livingtonesWill report on day two tomorrow, a coupe of dates lined up for today from TLL, see what comes of that