Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[M P Lurker]

I have a friend who owns a bar and he said 40% of his girls get sponsored each year. But his girls do not earn that much so a sponsor's offer need not be too high. Popular girls at good venues or TTMs easily earn 100-200Kbaht per month. So leaving that kind of income is not easy and the sponsor would have to be loaded to make a better offer. Then again some ladies do not like the work and will leave for a godd hearted man with any reasonable income.

Years ago I once had a GF who came from a Soapy.She suggested I could pay her 80K per month like some other girls she knew got from their man and buy a house in BKK.If preferred to instead let her keep working and only pay her for her time per day when I was in LOS. She would try to get around this relatively low amount of money, by requesting me to buy a gold necklace or bangle etc. regularly (like 3 times per year), and of course the gold would soon be sold when the money was needed.She was frustrated that other guys were paying much more than me. But as she kept buying up land and wanted to buy a vehicle and get her boobs done, etc, there was no way I was going to pay for it all.Anyway turned out she was too temper prone and too controlling to be a suitable GF.

[Carpediemyes]

I have a friend who owns a bar and he said 40% of his girls get sponsored each year. But his girls do not earn that much so a sponsor's offer need not be too high. Popular girls at good venues or TTMs easily earn 100-200Kbaht per month. So leaving that kind of income is not easy and the sponsor would have to be loaded to make a better offer. Then again some ladies do not like the work and will leave for a godd hearted man with any reasonable income.

[Carpediemyes]

I have a friend who owns a bar and he said 40% of his girls get sponsored each year. But his girls do not earn that much so a sponsor's offer need not be too high. Popular girls at good venues or TTMs easily earn 100-200Kbaht per month. So leaving that kind of income is not easy and the sponsor would have to be loaded to make a better offer. Then again some ladies do not like the work and will leave for a godd hearted man with any reasonable income.

[M P Lurker]

Mouse,If the girl is hot and good looking they shouldn't be working in this place ...

Hot good looking girls keep on disappearing from every shop. They don't last that long. My favourite at Utopia disappeared. Super looks and service and full on GFE. Damn! I should have phoned her often to show the interest was high.Kristen at Angel26 disappeared before any of us ever managed to get a booking with her.Most of these girls meet a special someone to take them away at work or get offered something much more lucrative I guess.The moral of the story is I try to get the phone numbers in case they dissappear. Sometimes however that number mysteriously stops working as the girl has lost her phone or more likely doesn't want to be contacted any more.

[M P Lurker]

<cut>My dick couldn't go more than half way in before I hit the cervical cavity. Undaunted, I flipped her on her back and fingered her til she was wet and she responded really well. <cut>

"cavity" is probably not the right word although I know what you mean.Its actually a bump or in some girls a significant protrusion. The Vagina channel usually goes a bit further past the cervix, so its important that girls do not stuff themselves with foam-sponge or cotton wool that shortens the total length.In some girls the cervix is not very deep and easily reached witha probing finger. Sometimes our dicks just smashes into the hanging protrusion of the cervix causing her pain, brusing and even bleeding even if we are not a hard or sadistic fucker.Some girls have a much easier time of it when they are flipped over as no the cervix tends to be on the bottom of the vagina channel and may drop out of the way a little to allow the dick to pass by it much more easily.So I understand why you found it easier after flipping her over and getting her well lubed up.Occasionally I have even met a girl with a vagina so tight (and short) that I would compare difficulty of entering as similar or worse than the arsehole. These girls cannot suit me (or you) when its very hard to get dick more than half way in.One black girl from Jamaica I met in Germany was great in every way except vagina far too tight and short. I suspected that after a kid, the doctor had sewed her up wrongly or to suit guys with a very small one.Sorry about the spelling errors (assuming I missed a few).

[NicFrenchy]

BBBJ, NicFrenchy?

Yes, Almost ALL will give you a BBBJ, some even CIM but YMMV because they're not supposed to

[Mouse1]

Well I just saw this post on the BKK Thread.Thanks Nomad, whoops I mean Normad with the 20-20 vision!So it seems I might not too late for #55 after all. Perhaps she just wanted her photo off the web page and was getting embarassed by massive popularity? LOL

Last time I was in BKK (couple of months ago) Aey said that she had gone off on a long-term booking, but who knows?

[M P Lurker]

Excuse me! If there is one soi that deserves the "Oily" title, then it is soi 33!Look at the number of oily massage joints in soi 33 which offer extra services. AkaneNyan NyanLove TeenDream HeavenTeen ITeen IIIBest Massage (previously "33 Barber")Tomorrow MassageJack and BettyRan Maru HealingSawatdee (probably doesn't offer fullservice)Central Tour & Massage (however: don? know what to think of this one).Convinced?

Several of these don't get many reports posted on the ISG, so they are not exactly famous except for Akane.Its quality rather than quantity, and I am NOT talking about the massage part LOL How come I am staying in Soi 33 but going to Oilies in other Sois?We should be talking which Soi has the best and most famous MPs.

[Opebo]

Akane is a Fashion Massage, depending on the massage you choose, you will get HJ, BJ, Rimming... NO sex.

BBBJ, NicFrenchy?

[Tiger43]

massage lousy, hj not bad, my masseuse was 24, no [CodeWord901] any more. body scrub not worth the extra price.

new placewas having lunch at jim thompson cafe in soi saladaeng 1, the same row as sri sathorn service apartments/chin service apartments in silom. there is a spa called [CodeWord901] spa (you can see the sign board on your right as you stand outside the cafe looking outwards) and true to its words, the girls are between 18-20 only and charges thb800 for a 2 hour massage. only hj and they also have a masturbator machine (from japan) which is the disposable type for additional thb500. the girls will expect a tip for the hand job and they will shower you as you finish undress when you enter the room. the girls can also be persuaded to take off their tops for you to perform some mammary action and some rubbing with their shorts still on. they wear those bicycle shorts as to prevent our hands from moving too fast. the girls are ok looking with one or two large tits girls from the parade. the mamasan do not speak any english and the girls also do not speak any english. hand movements with very very sparse basic english is available.hope this will be something for those looking for young looking school girls looking type.fd

[M P Lurker]

I tried to find this both massage parlors today, but i forgot to take the street location information with my. So i was asking several Tuktuk drivers. One told me that both parlors have closed, but I don't really believe that.Can SB confirm that the parlors still have open?Are there also Chinese girls working in those parlors?The Tuktuk driver which I asked for these locations took me to a parlor called "Texas" / "Taxis" or something like that, I don't remember the name clearly. It was located in a side street of Chinatown. There where only Thai people inside, I was the only farang.The asked me for 2000 for the girls in the fishbowl for a 90 minutes match. But they where all old and not what I was looking for. I'd give a 3-4/10 for those girls in fishbowl. I told that also to the Papasan guy.Now they brought some young girls (I guess 20-25) and wanted to have 3000 for them. I told him that I am not stupid and don't pay that falang price. The Papasan guy did not speak any English, but the Tuktuk driver which took me inside acted as translator.I could negotiate the price from 3000 to 1800. I took the most nice girl (7/10) which spoke almost no English. She was not very enthusiastic and she asked me for 500 extra after the first session.It really turns me off when a ***** asks me for more money when I am on it. I told her she is "ting tong" (crazy) and said I'll give her 200 extra but no penny more. After that she behaves more nice.All in all I still do not recommend that parlor, I won't go there again.

Taxi drivers will bull shit you.Need to ask to go to something else near to what you really head to.I cannot confirm Cleopatra (ex Harlem is still open) but would have to ring to check.Its in Maitree Jit (usually spelled Maitri Chit) Road. Walking distance from Texas.Texas is a really low class place and they tried to rip you off.Last time I checked I believe prices were 1000 and 1500.On the map the blue pin is Cleopatra, Green is Texas and two yellow pins are Sao Botan and Infinity.http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?hl...,0.036907&z=15It is well known that I frequent Infinity JC, but also Sao Botan has a larger girl selection than Cleopatra or Texas. S. Botan is likely to have some chinese looking girls and possibly some will speak chinese.So even if Cleopatra is not closed, I wouldn't actually recommend it. But you can always get a lucky girl pick.

[NicFrenchy]

However NIc likes to be located near Emporium just about in centre of Oily heaven. Do you wear a disguise Nic, when going to Oilies so close to home? Someone might see you?

I am sure someone already did... I am not ashamed of my vices

[NicFrenchy]

Will Soi 33 end up with more Massage shops than Soi 24/1? and therefore claim the title of Soi OILY?Another new Addition is Ran-Maru (healing Space). Clearly Jap oriented as they did not even bother translating their site to English.Just a few girls and the pictures don't look that attractive at the moment, also highly priced so guaranteed to scare the cheap charlies. 800thb for 1 hour massage.If someone cares to give this place a try, please post a review.http://www.ranmaru1919.com/index2.html

[NicFrenchy]

Alice Massage (Akasuri) formerly of Sukhumvit road had moved to Soi 33 early this year. They have now changed their name to SWEET MANGOsame girls, different name but they now offer basic oil massages for those who do not particularily like the Korean style Akasurihttp://www.raku2.tv/mbdetail_massage.php?id=R010643

[Fon Tok]

At the better "massage parlors," I thought the general rule of thumb for the "specials tip" added to a 1- or 2-hour session was: HJ - 500 baht; BJ -- 1000 baht; FS - 1500 baht. Of course, the shop fee is added to this.With this, I would also expect a decent massage and at least one of the showers with the girl. If the women was an exceptional performer, or I'd been with her previously, I would maybe add a bit more for the tip. After all, it's not the greatest job in the world, right?I'm always put off a bit if a woman asks for more than this rule of thumb right after she says "you want special?" I hate to negotiate costs once I'm already "perked up" and ready to roll. It just drains the fuel from the rocket!