Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Member #3428]

I went to Omatsuri a week ago and I am sure they will not give Akane a run for its money. My 2 cents but maybe other forum members may have had better luck than me. Would I return, No way!FD

thanks for the report... me and a mate were talking about going there today...

[Fun Dog]

it looks like this place is going to give akane a run for its money.services look similar (except here fs is on the menu) and prices are cheaper.free wifi for those interested.check out their website... i will go try this place soonhttp://2ladybkk.web.fc2.com/en/index.html

i went to omatsuri a week ago and i am sure they will not give akane a run for its money. the website is definitely over-hyped. i went in and the ground floor has 3 rows of sofa similar to those at [CodeWord900] but cleaner in looks. there is one laptop is the middle on top of a round small size bar table(similar to those in a pub).choosed from the menu and having the little head think was not wise as i choose 2 girls for 2 hour for fs which their menu had price of massage plus the additional service charges. did the mistake of not looking at the parade as did not asked but took nui and may (you may see their pics from the website) as they had sweet faces.went in to the room and nui started to shower and soaped me and a few tugs on john thomas. may came in the room later with my beer and their drinks. the massage started with both their hands rubbing softly with hardly any strength before we moved to the front and they asked me again if i wanted hj or fs? i thought to myself, did i not make it clear when i was in the lounger earlier. it went downhill from there as i said fs and then no bj and a few tugs before they slid into me and they had no chemistry at all between them and they were waiting for me to finish nui and then i had to asked for change of condom for may , but after some cowgirl, i requested to change position and change back to nui...but they said they only had 2 condoms and were very uninitiative to go and get more condoms. by this time, all passion and stiffness were going downhill and i push myself to finish there and then, had a brief shower before walking out with no tip and just paying the required sum. this is my first time where i have not tip in my punting life, not even a thb100 tip as i felt they did not deserve any tip. pure mechanical and quite starfish.my 2 cents but maybe other forum members may have had better luck than me. would i return, no way!fd

[Flyhere]

Finally made the trip to IDA. Turned out this is only a scouting report as I will explain.I just moved from the Narathiwas area to Suk 10 to be near where my favorite #2 works, so I can just walk, and BFing her would be a lot more convenient. Guess what? she doesn't talk to me anymore, so all that for nothing. Of all the plans of mice and men, eh?With no favorite to look up, I'm back to my soapies hunting.Looked up the address, phoned the place, and with my limited Thai I got the taxi there, got dropped off near the Wat and no IDA in sight. Called the place again and took a motobike over for 20thb. It turned out also that IDA is a motobike ride from my old apartment near Central Rama 3, 37thb on the taxi meter with the meter starting at 35thb.Not very convenient or easy to find, right under the expressway, through 4-5 turns in the sub-soi's, local area, much like Chinatown.I would sum it up as a working class joint, not to mean anything bad, just to describe the atmostphere. Large lounge with 25 sofas, lots of young Thais going in groups, not necessarily smartly dressed, sitting around drinking beer Chang in the lounge, with may be one girl.Busy busy meat market, mamasan said Wed and Thu nights are paydays, full of customers spending their weekly wages. Sunday night is always super quiet.I got there around 9:30pm, too late for this place, mamasan explained that half of the girls are upstairs, and after 4 customers, they go home. 4 girls in the fish bowl, 8 sideliners, 5 VIP girls available. Obviously, this place caters to locals, with the cheaper pricing structure, aiming for volume.There is a sign outside saying no Indians. I asked mamasan and she said no farang surcharge, although they have never seen a farang customer.The girls did not look too exciting, asked mamasan for a couple of recommendations, had one sideliner over to talk, and sent her back. This is one time I decided it's not worth spending my money. Sat around for 30-40 minutes, looked at the 2-3 girls returning, and left.My conclusions:- Awkward location, easy enough to find, but at Ratchada, if you don't like the look of a place, just walk to the next. Here you are stuck.- The girls are aimed at the local Thai customers, slightly younger, not any prettier than elsewhere. Quite a bit of silicone, 1-2 decent looking ones, way below Nataree.- Can't comment on service, as I did not try.+ Less expensive than the other places around town (1700/2000/2200)- I still like JC the best (where I settled on my current favorite #1), go to Nataree if you want good selections and younger girls.- Will not go back to try, prefer to research the Ratchada area next, will try something a bit more upmarket.fly

[Flyhere]

...I've also tried #917, 976 and 862. All of them were OK, but the best are the one I mentioned above. ...

I like the look of 862 and 917, actually they're the only ones I find good looking from the website...hmm...wondering if it's worth trying, have to look up how to get there.

[NicFrenchy]

Sorry about the mistake, Tim.Back in Jan 2007, Nic Frenchy described Nong as very petite, and this matches web site pic, but now I hear she has a round face and large tits.

Maybe we are not talking about the same Nong? Although I have seen her a very long time ago, she did not leave an impression on me (and any big titted girl does leave an impression so....) She, to me, looked very small but it was almost 2 years back so I am sure we are not taling about the same girl

[M P Lurker]

Here's a report about IDA entertainment. I haven't found any report about this MP, and as requested by Mick, I'll give you more info. ....http://www.ilikemassage.com/ida/index.htmI've also tried #917, 976 and 862. All of them were OK, but the best are the one I mentioned above. I might go there again this week, and will keep you posted.

Thanks heaps. I like the look of 976 Eep (Eve).Does she have naturals or silicone?Any other comments on why she was just O.K.?

[G Haribo]

Here's a report about IDA entertainment. I haven't found any report about this MP, and as requested by Mick, I'll give you more info. The MP is not very easy to find, but if you take the highway, coming from Silom, direction Rama III, and take the exit Sathupradit road (before Rama III exit), you should not miss it. As you exit the highway, you will see the building on the left, with the big sign IDA in blue on the top of the building. Take the very first left after exiting the highway. You will be on a very small soi that will lead you to IDA. After 200m, you will see the entrance on the right. As you enter the MP, you will be in a big reception area, with red sofas + table in the middle, with about 80 girls splitted into 3 sections: the aquarium in the middle, the sideliners on the left and the VIP on the right corner. There are 3 prices: - Girs from the aquarium - 1700 baht- Sideliners - 2000 baht- VIP - 2200 bahtThere are no special difference in terms of service between these 3 categories. The girls in the aquarium tends to be average looking, but I found some jewels from there. The sideliners and VIP are miss or hit, you need to know the girls.This MP is mainly catered to Thai customer, with sometimes japanese, korean and chinese customers. I rarely see Farang. As far as I know, there is no farang surcharge. But I'm not farang, I'm Asian, and can communicate in Thai and the papasan knows me very well. He always recommend me the best girls.The rooms are basic, less better than JC Infinity, but good enough.Now, my favorites girls:1) Nok (from aquarium): she's one of the superstar. She is gorgeous, long hair, has a slutty look and a very nice body shape, similar to Jib, but nicer ass, her breast is with silicon. A session with her would be as follow: french kiss as soon as you enter the room, while caressing her smooth nicely shaped ass (she always wear a short skirt and a string), followed by a BBJ and CIM. Then shower, and then fuck in many positions. Highly recommended !!2) Anne (from aquarium): she has a chinese look with long hair, white skin and a very nice body shape, similar to Nok. She also provide a very good service.3) Chi (from aquarium): one of the superstar. Quite dynamic and funny. 4) Nana (sideliner): maybe the best one I've ever had, very beautiful, very nice body shape, and super service. However, I don't know whether she's still there, as I haven't seen her for quite a while.There are many more girls. Every time I go there, there are always more than 50 girls sitting. You can actually see some of the girls in the following links. http://www.ilikemassage.com/ida/index.htmI've also tried #917, 976 and 862. All of them were OK, but the best are the one I mentioned above. I might go there again this week, and will keep you posted.

Play fair and share some knowledge! In a bit more detail, I mean.I gave you and the forum Infinty JC #62 (originally from New Versailles) and various Emmanuelle reports, and now you are keeping quiet about IDA.Nic Frenchy and others made me try Tulip.How about some detailed IDA reports? I have been meaning to go down to Rama 3 and try it but was hoping Flyhere would do it for me as he lives in that area.Are you Farang? What are the IDA prices like?Any Farang surcharge?I had it down as 1700 Baht, 2000 Baht, SL: 2200.Are any of of Soapies Map details wrong? How does the standard of girls compare to Emmanuelle, Poseidon, and Infinity?Does IDA really open at 12:00 or perhaps this is just weekends. What time do girls really show up?The odd Emmanuelle report would be nice too.Map:http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?hl...4,0.06978&z=14

[Flyhere]

Quite a few pretty girls by the pics, however a different set that appeal to me, with just Paula in common.The rest of your picks are not my spec at all....

I am not too excited about any of them from the website, those 4 are doable for me look-wise.

Best is to go there and look at the book. You can also order any girl from Thonglor 1 & 2 and they will come service you @ Luxury

Yes, I can spot Photoshop works. I just remember that Luxury has the same owner as TL1 & 2, will have to check them out.So, my favorite #2 doesn't talk to me anymore , plan A is gone, boo hoo...Spent all afternoon trying to contact my favorite #1, turned out she's out of town unexpectedly. There goes my plan B. My #3 is now an ex-#3 after deciding it's best to drop her from the list, so no plan C. My plan D is walking down to Soi Cowboy to see an old stanby. Walking past Soi 19, remember NicFrenchy's notes about Luxury, decided I still have time to build up a few new options. I hate it when I was trying to keep my options limited and manageble as there are only so many days in a week, only to find myself with nothing one night.Well, the girls in the book are different than those on the website, I was later told some girls on the website no longer work there. Nothing too exciting from the book, but not wanting to go empty handed, I accepted a recommendation from the hostess/cashier/mamasan.Being a portrait photographer, albeit a hobbyist, I can usually pick out people's personality from their photo, but I wasn't thinking much tonight. Christina turned out to be somewhat full-figure, nice boobs, good English, a little quiet, ok face, I would guess late 20s. Convenient location for me. Nice facilities (regular room only). Excellent lotion massage, good rubs with her boobs, good CBJ, good FS. Showed good experience, anyone looking for an energetic session may enjoy her I think.For me the chemistry did not match, no GFE, so will not repeat. I would go back to try others and attempt to settle on a regular, if time permits that is.Oh, how much I still miss my star-fish favorite #2...LOLflyPS. As it is a weekday, 3 girls had their day off. My girl told me everyone works on weekends.

[Member #3428]

rShould have phone booked one of your many preferred girls.

did not know if i could have gotten over there or not... Figured to take a chance as most are great... Just so folks know thought I'd report a bad session.

[NicFrenchy]

Forget it, the website hasn't been accurate for some time.Best is to go there and look at the book. You can also order any girl from Thonglor 1 & 2 and they will come service you @ Luxury.If you can sweet talk the cashier to let you use a SPA room, you will love it as it has got a nice Jacuzzi inside.

[M P Lurker]

Luxury happens to be just across the street from my apartment, must give it a try. From their website, I like the face of Luk and Paula. I also like the face of Ya and Nutty, and their larger breasts.RTFF but did not find much info, apart from a couple of girls to avoid, poor service.

Quite a few pretty girls by the pics, however a different set that appeal to me, with just Paula in common.The rest of your picks are not my spec at all. Its great that different guys go for different looks.However I would need to see the real girl to decide, I'm sure.Don't want any really chubby ones or bad nose/tit jobs.

[Flyhere]

Luxury happens to be just across the street from my apartment, must give it a try. From their website, I like the face of Luk and Paula. I also like the face of Ya and Nutty, and their larger breasts.RTFF but did not find much info, apart from a couple of girls to avoid, poor service.

[Fox Two]

For those arriving late to the Soi 33 area and just looking for a quick release, I'd recommend Jack and Betty. I've gone here a few times near closing, between 12:30-1:00AM and they have always welcomed me in. I'd avoid the 2400 BHT "special" massage and just go for the regular 2 hr 1000 BHT oil or gel selection. The focus is more on a happy ending and not a great massage.There are about half a dozen girls working til this late hour. No superstars or mind blowing experiences, but you'll get your needs met I think.Cheers,F2

[Kuratla]

I would suggest to you to stop reporting only on particular girls who don't like it, if you want to keep seeing them, but otherwise continue as normal.

I had meant exactly that when I posted originally but I guess it wasn't clear.If a particular girl isn't happy with me writing about them, then, of course, out of respect, I will stop. As you say though, "otherwise continue as normal".

[NicFrenchy]

I made my way to Soi 19 and then over to MAY Massage. A little flight of stairs and there you are, at the entrance of MAY massage. 4 (or 5) foot massage on your right upon entering, they did not look very comfortable and too close to each other but for 100 thb who can complain? I went in and asked for an oil massage. The lady behind the desk asked me "Man or woman"? (what the fuck?)... "No man" I said and the other lady jokingly said "Ladyboy ok?" but she stopped laughing when she saw the look on my face. Anyhow, as the cashier escorted me a few flight of stairs up to a very little room, she asked me if it was my first time adn as I said yes, she asked how I heard of this place: "a friend" I said. In the room, Walls not up to the ceiling. The space was small but enough for 2, thin mattress on the floor and a little light in the corner. The sheets and pillow case smelled fresh (very good) so it allowed me to relax completely. The lady took her time to join me but hey, patience is key in LOS. She asked me if I wanted a strong, medium or light massage (good service). The overall massage was pretty good. she did not use a lot of oil so I was able to feel she was massaging me. Of course, when I turned around the extras question came up. She offered a HJ and I asked her if she was going to take her clothes off. "no" was the answer. I respected her not wanting to go further than a clothed HJ so I declined her offer. She was clearly disappointed but I was not in the mood for a HJ (let alone clothed). She tried to get me aroused (she did a good job) but I still declined so she resumed the massage. All in all, the massage was good. When going back to the lobby, I saw quite a lot of guys and they were all eying me like a gay guy eyes his boyfriend so I am not sure what the deal is with them... but they looked gay as hell. They offered me Tea as I left but I declined. Cost= 1 hour: 250 + 100 Tip = 350 thb. I left not feeling as happy as I would have liked but happy nonetheless. Would I go back? probably not because it is not in my usual area but I can certainly recommend it as a good massage place.