Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Il Zorro]

I have been weeks in BKK now. Tried to see and book #29 all the time and called every day uncountable times. The Mamasan replies with either: "did not come today" "has outcall" "is Busy"so either she is really very busy, or a Fake and non-existing.Would like to get a reply from someone who was actually with her.

I am not sure whether she is someone I picked once before at Mona Lisa. My one and only time there two years ago out of sheer chance. I would say 80% it's her, among other things I have not seen this type of Victoria's Secret material, as #29, since that experience.I will write about the Mona Lisa experience, although it was not much of a experience.Walk up the stairs together. She is fluent and perfect american english speaker without the slightest accent.Walk in the room. The whole soapie preparation routine takes place.I get close to her but won't let me undress her. Your hands are cold she said. Ok! I knew it there and then, the whole session was doomed.Do the soapie thing! As she slides up and down, her sticky pubic hair hurts my back. I let her know! She replies: Do you want to end it here and now! Do I have a choice? I said! Up to you, she replied. What a fucking waste of my money and time, I said! Soapie finished, off to the bed. Condom in, the second we get there. No touching, cuddling or foreplay, no going down on her! Covered BJ for a while. Purely mechanical, no feeling or enthusiam from either side! She gets on topThen, I ask her to let me get on top. The second I do. There it goes. Removes the condom! I wipe out my own mess! We were only 30 minutes into the sessionI engage her in a conversation to try to profile her in some way or other.I am sincere and tell her: this has to be my worst ever sexual experience. The only reason I am here is because my former regular at Angel's (Da)- a real sweetheart- is not there anymore, and I am exploring new horizons.-What do you mean regular? Yes, she used to fuck me out of my brains and viceversa. Gave me her number and I never called her back while still in business. SOmeone must have retired her for good! Can't get hold of her! _ After this the whole session turns into some sort of psy-warfare. Well! You know, these girls. It's all fake. They don't really mean it.- My reply: Well, this one did! And the one before at Teen would not take money from me for sex, after her japanese sugar daddy retired her. She was my pregnancy relief girlfriend.- Then, I ask. How do you know so much about the P4P world and what girls do and don't like.- She replies: Well, I am due to graduate in May as a Veterinarian. I am not a full time sex worker. My Australian boyfriend (young guy) does not approve of me doing this! I already have three standing job offers to join leading clinics and will be out of the business soon! I used to have a salon doing hair jobs for sex workers.- You see! These girls often make fun of all the customers they get! So don't flatter yourself! - I replied: Perhaps. I have no illusions about anything anymore after I read Justine by Marquis of Sade. Who? , she said, - Never mind._She told me she lives in a house with garden in Lard Prao, has several dogs, a kid staying with her parents and pays 20, 000 Baht per month for the house.We shower separately, get dressed and leave the room without saying good bie to each other! Now! I could be wrong and Annies girl could be someone else. But for those who could not bear striking it out, better do some basic profiling and talking based on the above.At any rate! That lady was really full of it! I am sure you all can handle it! I look forward to hear from someone.EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Rocksoff]

I haven't been in there for a few years. What time of day do the HJs start?

Honestly no idea. I've never been there before sunset. I don't even know if they're open during the day.There's at least two girls there who can get me off. If the face or shape or attitude isn't right, it's no fun. There's one with foxy eyes, nice and slim, clever, but her tits are a bit of a letdown (small, which is fine, but not that firm any more either). And there's another more curvy one with a bit more "ethnic" looking face (sorry for that pathetic description) who makes me cum further ;-)

[Kuratla]

I gather she didn't have much English.

Nope. We chatted in about 90% Thai, 10% English. But that's fine because I can understand most things I hear in Thai. Her English is probably alright but because she knew that I could understand Thai, that was the medium of conversation.I'm not "kee neeow" so I doubt I'll ever be called "jai dum" by anyone.

[NicFrenchy]

New Website URL but same old look: http://angel26.kt.fc2.com/english01.html Miss DAW (pic Attached) has curves that really appeal to me, did anyone try her? I hope I can get to try her before she is taken away!

[NicFrenchy]

Hi Frenchy, 100 baht. ! They welcome you next time as Charlie. ! Cheers

What? English must not be your First Language, read the post again: she did not give me any extras.Now if my tipping bothers you, nothing stops you from going there and handing them a big tip, they certainly will welcome you as Donald Trump.

[M P Lurker]

Afterwards, she called me "jai raai" (no need to translate that one) for all my efforts in making her cum 4 times.

ใจร้าย (jai raai)nasty; vicious; mean; cruel; or fierceSounds like you just about killed her.If she said with a smile, she could be teasing or joking about the tough workout you put her through. Fancy forcing her to come 4 times. You are mean LOL So it depends on the look on her face when she says it.Its better than being calledjai dum (black heart - evil)which would be used for those refusing to pay properly.I gather she didn't have much English.

[Dan7373]

Its simple Dan. No need for devious plans. You just tell every girl you "meat" that you are a "big butterfly". They will get it. Then your behaviour can simply match what you said.

It's hard to say 'no' to a good-looking lady, once she gets a hold of your dick. And disappointing such a lady is not my style.The problem is that people don't usually take your words at their face value. It's quite normal for guys to be insincere with their gals and give them some excuse that doesn't tell the whole story.Instead of letting the lady think that maybe she isn't good-looking enough. Or perhaps she didn't please you the way you wanted it. Why not act like a Thai man and let her save her face? It's more complicated to make appointments with several ladies at once before you meet any one of them. But I think this is a good way to meat all of the ladies you like at the massage parlor and let all of these ladies save their face too. And once you get to know all of them well. Then butterflying back and forth between the ladies you like you can easily do by telling each one that the other ladies made you promise to come back to them next time. When you make it look like you have no choice, and it's not your decision. Then you let the lady save her face, despite your butterflying on her.I suppose, this sets up a kind of competition between the ladies for you. Which might benefit you. Because each lady will know that you can't help but compare her performance with that of her friends. And that might motivate each lady to be extra good with you.Perhaps westerners prefer to speak and act directly. And they don't care much about letting other people save their face. But such direct behavior doesn't make westerners popular among Thais. Because such direct behavior violates their cultural norms and expectations. Or in other words, it feels a little bit insulting to them.

[PauloThai]

The massage was pretty good. All greeted me with a deep smile. Good to be recognised. Priceless. Massage was very good. Inside my head! As freaky as this sounds. I loved it! Her attitude stayed very positive! VERY clean bathroom. And left.I gave the lady 100 thb tip and, if this is the level of service and attitude MAY massage gives its customers then, I will certainly be back!

Hi Frenchy, 100 baht. ! They welcome you next time as Charlie. ! Cheers

[Mc Gee]

#29 has a certain appeal (or two). Anybody have a FR on her?

I have been weeks in BKK now. Tried to see and book #29 all the time and called every day uncountable times. The Mamasan replies with either: "did not come today" "has outcall" "is Busy"so either she is really very busy, or a Fake and non-existing.Would like to get a reply from someone who was actually with her.

[Kuratla]

Wai ( ไหว ) means to be physically able. So "mai wai" in this context means "I can't take it!"

Thanks Betong and Mick Licker. It's always nice to learn new Thai words. Especially when they are related to sex.Given as my provider gasped "mai wai" just before her body shuddered, pussy contracted and held onto my dick like a vise, and earthy-smelling liquid poured out of her vagina, I'm inclined to believe that "mai wai" for her meant "I can't hold back anymore! "Much better than "mai wai" meaning "I can't take it! Get off me, you fat farang! " LOLAfterwards, she called me "jai raai" (no need to translate that one) for all my efforts in making her cum 4 times.

[NicFrenchy]

I had a meeting soi 19 yesterday and was only steps away from the sub soi of MAY Massage. From last week's experience, the massage was pretty good so I decided to go and relax there again (Not thinking about Extras) there was about 4 guys and 2 ladies waiting on the balconny when I arrived and they all greeted me with a deep smile. I have no idea who May is but the same lady/cashier from last time was here (cute girl) and she remembered me: same last time? I replied positively. It felt good to be recognised, little touches like this are priceless in building a good customers base. Bravo! I was escorted to the Massage room and asked to strip. The lady I had was a little older (35?) not unpleasant looking and I did not ask her name so I do not know it. Before the massage started she asked me how I wanted my massage: strong? "not strong" I asked. The massage was very good, It really felt like she was inside my head! as freaky as this sounds. Everytime I got thinking that she could apply more pressure on a certai area (my lower back), she did without me saying a word. I flipped over and she started to massage my arms, chest and then gave me a strong abdominal massage (a first for me) and I loved it! slowly but surely she made her way towards my groin and started a balls massage (a little painful) then a slow HJ. I told her that I did not fancy a HJ (not enough time for me to enjoy and come) and she offered to extend the massage by 30 mn or 1 hour. I declined and asked if BJ was ok with her? (she is stroking my dick all this time we are talking). She hesitated and then said it was ok but with condom. Although I declined, her attitude stayed very positive! I took a shower in the VERY clean bathroom, got dressed and left. I gave the lady 100 thb tip and, if this is the level of service and attitude MAY massage gives its customers then, I will certainly be back!!

[M P Lurker]

Wai ( ไหว ) means to be physically able. So "mai wai" in this context means "I can't take it!"

Yep! "There iis no WAY I can do it (handle it) (any longer)."But could mean there is no way I can hold back the orgasm any longer, or just can't stand the intensity and want to explode.If she really needs you stop,to be clear, she probably should say:"mai aow laew" (I don't want it already)"mai wai laew" (I can't go on, already) This indicates the already gone past the last point."mai" cannot be used in the expression "don't stop", because you are telling the other person what to do, i.e. "don't" is being used as an order or instruction."yaa" means "don't" do something (as a request or instruction) ."yaa yoot' means "don't stop"

[Betong]

yelled out "Mai Wai"

Wai ( ไหว ) means to be physically able. So "mai wai" in this context means "I can't take it!"

[M P Lurker]

The only problem is how to butterfly and meat them all without becoming attached and loyal to any one of them.

Its simple Dan. No need for devious plans. You just tell every girl you "meat" that you are a "big butterfly". They will get it. Then your behaviour can simply match what you said.

[Giotto]

Can you please provide the name of the girl who will provide a BBBJ at Sananka. Is there a landmark i can ask a cab driver to take me too a hotel or a resturant and no use saying a Korean BBQ place. They are tons of them around.

Mad Harry,Dubliner, Mambo Cabaret is close (150 m), at Sukhumvit Road. Hotel / Restaurant "Bourbon Street" is just 30 m away from Sazanka.Giotto