Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[NicFrenchy]

Interesting question, I have only ever had a real Body slide Soapy on a mattress @ Cupidy. the whole price is 1,800 for Body slide + fuck, 90 minutes. Beware of the Papasans, they are thieves.

Sorry I forgot to give Cupidy's details: Cupidy Ground Floor,Plaza Entertainment Building,Petchburi Road, Makkasan JunctionHours: 1200-0000Price: 1,800B (Fishbowl)2,200B (Sideline)

[Member #3428]

Interesting question, I have only ever had a real Body slide Soapy on a mattress @ Cupidy. the whole price is 1,800 for Body slide + fuck, 90 minutes. Beware of the Papasans, they are thieves.

Mick's the master and knows the best probably about the Soapies but I had a good Body Slide at Emanuelle recently by a Northern girl... Not the hottest looking but she was very skillful at the Body Slide.

[MilesToGo]

I do not have time to write the Full review of this gal because I have no time right now but know this: she is a real treat! I will surely repeat with her.On the website, her pic is Photoshopped so be careful.I have attached the web shot and the real shot. She does BBBJ, Digits, DATY, Kissing, Catbath and has a great personnality.

Nic,Nice shot! Also w/o being overly revealing.Folks - IMHO - This is one of those rare occassions that the lady actully looks BETTER in natural than the photoshopped version. Maybe just me, preffering a more natuaral look.look forward to your full review.

[NicFrenchy]

I do not have time to write the Full review of this gal because I have no time right now but know this: she is a real treat! I will surely repeat with her.On the website, her pic is Photoshopped so be careful.I have attached the web shot and the real shot. She does BBBJ, Digits, DATY, Kissing, Catbath and has a great personnality.

[NicFrenchy]

Fucking hell man, what have you been imbibing this Xmas? Hope its as good as the glass of Hennessy XO, which I am presently sipping.

You know what the sad thing is? I don't even drink alcohol! I quit

P.S - suggest a different bird each hour is the best plan, ending with Yok who could incite an orgasm in a corpse, which at that point you may closely resemble.

You're right... Yok it is then.

[M P Lurker]

....Natcha ?au naturel? has a cuteness and sexyness to her, she does not really look like a lot of Thai girls you see everywhere because her nose does not perk up (Mick: her nose is thin).She also has short hair (like a guy) and a very nice body. .....Will I repeat with her? Not think so because there are far prettier girls and much better in the sack.

Nic,Nose doesn't perk up probably means it is a natural nose?I hate bad nose jobs.Its a pity you didn't get a "real" pic. But anyway she sounded good enough for me to maybe give a try.But I will have to look first.The web site claimed Natcha was 23 but I didn't believe that for a minute based on the pic:http://luxurybkkmassage.com/Natcha.htmlhttp://luxurybkk.jakou.com/onnnanoko.htmI am not as tough on girls' blow job abilities, so maybe chemistry will be O.K. with me. Anyway would be interesting to get a 2nd opinion.Some guys said my JC girl wasn't very special and others said she was great. So YMMV is always the case and does the girl satisfy what you are looking for.The other one Miss R also appeals to me of course, so might make a good comparison. I have also made a list of 6 possibles at Angel and another girl to try at Thonglor 2. Combined with trying some new Soapy girls, I don't see how I can get it all done. Would be nice to be in Thailand every week like you, to enable proper research to get done.

[M P Lurker]

Sounded not too horrifying so I agreed to meet her @ Zanzibar on Sukhumvit Soi 11 (what a crappy place, bad atmosphere, shitty service and even worse food).

Nic,I have warned against this place before and Soi 11 has a few good restaurants. Probably I reported in Hotel thread that this place was total crap. So I agree on all counts and the prices were not good too. The only thing that tasted good was my blood (for the mosquitos).

[Flyhere]

Ok, so I'm running down the list of soapies that I have not tried. Phetchaburi is a bit inconvenient, so I'm sticking to Ratchada and decided to try Copa Cabana.A quick tip: If you use the MRT, it's closer to the Suthisan station than the Huay Khwang station, although it's walking distance either way.There were 7 girls in the fishbowl (2000B-2200B), 6 girls in the VIP section (2500B-2600B) on the left. Papasan recommended a couple of VIP girls but I declined as they were not my type. Went upstairs to look at the models (3100B-4500B), about 10 girls, none too good looking.I sat at the bar and ordered a coke, papasan probably thought I knew what I was doing, and didn't get pushy. A few girls shifted around and I scanned the fishbowl again, papasan came back to check on me and made another recommendation, 2000B fishbowl. She was pretty in my eyes, decided to have the girl come over for a quick chat, bought her an orange juice, and picked her after talking to her for 5 minutes or so. She was friendly, smiling, held and rub my hands while we were talking. Very limited English, but my Thai is a bit better now.Nice room, air-cond was cold and could not be adjusted or turned off. Turned out she's fairly new there, 20 yr-old from Chiang Rai. Coincidentally, all the girls I like are from Chiang Mai, Chiang Rai, Udon Thani, or Buriram. It's either I like a certain look, or it's that all the bar girls and MP girls are from those places and the law of probabilities applies.A little skinny but I didn't mind, A cups which are a bit smaller than I like them, with just a tuft of pubic hair naturally which I teased her about. Good service, she sat behind me and gave a good shoulder massage while waiting for the tub to fill. A lot of cuddling and kissing, BBBJ, DATY, 69, fingering, multiple positions, a tiny bit of fake moaning. We had a quick shower to rinse off after, and a bit more cuddling, and some "conversation" (stretching my Thai skills a bit here).I did not ask if they have a farang surcharge. My girl said the clientele is mostly Japanese and Thai, a few other Asians, very few farangs. It's also probably due to their location being off the main road, so not as popular as the soapies on Ratchada.I gave the usual tips for a soapy for papasan, drinks, etc., tipped my girl 500B for being sweet, she was very happy. I would go back.fly

[M P Lurker]

Seriously... I was actually being a guinea pig yesterday, I went to Luxury (yet again) and sampled Natcha: Report coming soon.

I hate the way you keep us in suspense waiting days for a report. I arrive 26 Dec, so I suppose I can wait till then.

[NicFrenchy]

Mick Licker,I just heard that your favourite soapy girl left for Khorat today ... . I heard NicFrenchy left for Khorat today, too ...Giotto

Yes, the girl rang me yesterday and offered a holiday in Korat, all expenses paid by her Please don't tell Mick! Seriously... I was actually being a guinea pig yesterday, I went to Luxury (yet again) and sampled Natcha: Report coming soon.

[NicFrenchy]

(perhaps I should have said "Nic Frenchy" and see what she would say).

Well, I don't go by that name LOL. Can you imagine the face of the poor Thai girl when I tell her my name is NicFrenchy? they have trouble with words over 1 syllable

[NicFrenchy]

Could someone suggest me a name? (or even 2 names for Eden)

Wa & Pla proved to be quite the dynamite duo

[John Euro]

Mick Licker,I just heard that your favourite soapy girl left for Khorat today ... . I heard NicFrenchy left for Khorat today, too.Giotto

Giotto,Good one, Just poke the fire a little, never know where it is good for.JE

[Giotto]

Rang my favourite soapy girl today (from Australia) to make sure she will not dissappear to Korat for new year."This is Mick". She says: "Mick or Nic?" What the ....?"Mickey Mouse of course"(perhaps I should have said "Nic Frenchy" and see what she would say)....

Mick Licker,I just heard that your favourite soapy girl left for Khorat today ... . I heard NicFrenchy left for Khorat today, too ...Giotto

[Satrai2000]

For me an exciting turn-on is when you go to an "ordinary" MP for plain massage and you don't know whether special service is provided or not.Lately went to Lanna Pau, Sukhumvit Soi 13, located immediately next to the Ambassador Royal Suite Appartments. This shop looks better then most other "ordinary" massage-shops in the Sukhumvit area, from the outside as well as from the inside. They provide an extensive menu of massages including massages using milk. My massage-lady was an ordinary looking lady of about 30yrs. For about 50 minutes she concentrated on the massage...and yes: after this time her hand went under my towel and she started to stroke little bro. She did this without asking me and without discussing a price.So this is another "plain" shop in which you can get a professional massage as well as a good hand-relief.