Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Centaurus]

We sat with two girls Apple from Khon Kaen (with typical looks of that region) and Fon (V15) from Chiang Mai. Fon was sitting on the front of her seat and acting very aloof and looking far away. Apple was friendly. My friend decided he could take Apple. But since I can speak Thai and since Fon was quiet cute with slim build, I decided I was up for the "challenge".

Yeah, I'm sure that with me that girl would have been a complete disaster, the way she was behaving at the table. Would have been a case of No Thai No Honey.Anyway, a brief follow up on my girl Apple: She is in the medium price bracket in Ida (2000 b). Her English is quite ok. Nice looking, body according to Thai norm.She packed out the condom quickly, but it took only a moved eyebrow to convince her that a BBBJ was called for. Somewhat anecdotal: At the end of the final HJ she started to clean away while I was still in mid orgasm. It was really one tissue per drop, right from drop One. And while cleanliness is to be considered a good thing in P4P, that was maybe somewhat excessive?Repetition? Not with Apple, but as Mick said, there were quite a few cuties around when we left. For a predominantly Thai place, I think I prefer Ida to Tarawadee and will be back.

[M P Lurker]

Two mongers went exploring yesterday to Soapy IDA in Rama III district arounf 4.30PM (maybe a bit too early).Plenty of Thai men there and hardly any girls available (its new year). But being patient for a few minutes some nice looking girls came downstairs or came out from make-up.Prices were 1700, 2000, 2200 and 2600 with no Farang surcharge because normally they just get hardly any Farangs.We sat with two girls Apple from Khon Kaen (with typical looks of that region) and Fon (V15) from Chiang Mai. Fon was sitting on the front of her seat and acting very aloof and looking far away. Apple was friendly. My friend decided he could take Apple. But since I can speak Thai and since Fon was quiet cute with slim build, I decided I was up for the "challenge".Fon more or less immediately told that she doesn't like Farangs and doesn't go with Farangs. But I had already booked her. It seems the mamasan tricked her by saying we were very regular good customers and she really should go with me.Fon explained that in her experience, Farangs were often not very nice guys "bossy, stubborn, arrogant, disrespectful, and just not very Thai". So the looks did not matter and were not relevant. So obviously I had to reassure her and say that I could prove her wrong in this case.Apparently she was close to 30 but looked no more than 21 to even the experienced eye. She had 5 years of Soapy experience which is good. I hate girls with no experience that are almost virgins LOL.No mouth kissing and CBJ but I couldn't expect too much from a girl who hated Farangs. Despite this her body was slim but wonderful, her face very cute with a superior non obvious nose job.Gave me a bit of body scrub in the bath, washed my hair etc. On the bed I started to play with her body. Had one of the sweetest smoothest pussys around. DATY and her juices started flowing. Just like clear nectar. She couldn't stop herself from enjoyment and was soon writhing around. Once I got a nice shuddering pop out of her the barriers were seriously broken down. She was obviously a girl who likes sex a lot (and gets paid for it too). Had an O.K. CBJ and then wonderful sex. I got one very nice pop and she got another pop too.I forgot to take my own condoms and didn't take any special vitamins , but when the girl looks fantastic and moves great, all minor details are forgotten. I and thinking that Vitamin V is to keep it up for long time when you have a very ordinary girl and the chemistry is not good.So I had a great time and would repeat but can't recommend her for Farangs. Fon reluctantly had to admit that she would be willing to repeat with me despite being a Farang.Fon had another booking waiting for her, so it seems she is constantly busy and must make very good money.Saw a couple of other honies on the way out. Nong Nik (V91) was to my taste but a new girl so maybe a risk.Eve (976) seems to be gone from the place (or were they telling me a story). Several of G Haribo's recommended girls were either not in that day or gone from the place.On the way out a photographer was arriving to take modeling pics of "Nok" it seems for either IDA website or maybe for Nok's own web site. We wondered if that could be G Haribo's Nok?

[M P Lurker]

"Gita" is supposed to mean the instrument, so she should be spelled Guitar... not a bad name for her actually....

I agree. Yok had told me that her name definitely is (and means) Guitar.When Thai girls are using a western word for their working name which is not like a Thai name, then we should spell western style:Hence:"Nestle""Golf""April" (Thais do not pronounce this one at all well)and "Guitar" is better than Kita/Gita/Geetah/Ghetta etc.It doesn't matter that the Thai pronunciation is slightly different to the western one or what spelling they made up in the photo book.But by writing it the western way, we will come closest to the desired pronunciation.With many other spellings, the final "a" sound will likely be too short by a westerner.

[M P Lurker]

Went to JC yesterday to see my regular at the regular time of 1.00PM (I am always her first customer) but got there a bit early while most girls are still putting on makeup, so lineup was quite small initially (5 girls).3 Farangs came in (also too early) but one came over to ask me a few things. They were french. Asked me the price and I said 2500. That is for massage he asked? and I said no was for everything. He indicated their intention was to pay only 300 Baht for Massage so I had to explain that they were in the wrong place for that. LOLProbably these young guys don't want to pay for sexAnother older Farang comes and promptly picks the girl that would be my 2nd last choice, with only a fat one looking worse. The girl he chose had a large hook nose like a witch and facial features reminded me vaguely of a lady boy. I later learned she had cheek or chin implants that probably helped make her look strange.But it shows that guys' preferences vary widely.Soon my cute little stunner came out looking really hot.Kissed me immediately and more kissing in the lift with plenty of "Khit Theung" (missed me a lot).She has been gradually picking up a few new techniques. Her blowjobs are getting to be really quite good these days. Gave me some "spanish" with her ample tits and I showed her the additional technique of soft brushing against the balls using her soft spongy tits which sends me to heaven. Next time I'll see if she can do this and blow me at the same time (some girls can).Session was great and feeling was so good that I popped significantly quicker than usual which really suprised me considering the activity of the previous day/night. She was really horny after having 2-3 days off work with illness. She popped quickly from DATY, again from mish, and after I popped she was still horny so she got another pop with more DATY. This is suprising as she normally never be willing to go to 3 pops. You know she still has to work for the rest of the day. So its good to be lucky to catch the girl when she is far more horny than usual.

[M P Lurker]

Be careful how you use this term, the Thai expression Bpaak Wan literally translated means ?Sweet Mouth?. If a girl is calling a girl Bpak Wan, it means it is an accusation that you made up something nice just to get into her pants. The ?Sweet Mouth? rejoinder, means your compliment bounced off without having the desired effect. Compliments eliciting the ?Sweet Mouth? response are compliments that failed.

I think you exaggerate Nic. "Sweet mouth" means someone is laying the compliments on thick, and there is the implication that you feel the compliments are too much.So not sure that we should believe the excessive compliments. But I wouldn't say that its a total rejection of the compliment but more the implication of possible exaggeration. I would be impoliite if the meaning was "you are lying".Sometimes the compliment is totally successful, but "bpaak waan" response indicates that the person is humble and unable to outwardly agree that they are so "beautiful" or whatever. But they still may be pleased with the compliment.So sometimes "bpaak waan" is just an indication of emberassment over the compliment.

[Daddy07]

...Compliments eliciting the ?Sweet Mouth? response are compliments that failed.

Not necessarily. Some lovely girls will exercise a little humility and self deprecation, so don't want to admit too readily that they deserve the compliment. Never-the-less, all girls love to be complimented IMHO, whether they believe it or not.

[NicFrenchy]

And she's seriously bpak wan mak mak.

Be careful how you use this term, the Thai expression Bpaak Wan literally translated means “Sweet Mouth”. If a girl is calling a girl Bpak Wan, it means it is an accusation that you made up something nice just to get into her pants. The “Sweet Mouth” rejoinder, means your compliment bounced off without having the desired effect. Compliments eliciting the “Sweet Mouth” response are compliments that failed.

[David 2]

The surprising thing was that there was no pain. The wound was just a result of her rubbing her hand fiercely on my cock, causing the skin to crack and bleed a little (like a burn). Many little cracks that will prevent me from having sex for about a week!! Fuck fuck fuck!! I wish there is a cream that can fix this quickly but by the look of it, it looks like I'll be sexless for about a week... if not more.

There IS a cream that can fix it quickly. Cortizone-10 Maximum Strength is made for minor skin irritations and contains hydrocortisone. It will make it feel better almost instantly. I live in the middle of the desert and it's so dry here that I experience a similar condition. This cream will be your best friend.Chok dee

[M P Lurker]

She isn't a tomcat (her words) but she does lick friendly pussy. So she would qualify Nice-ly for a mini orgy with more girls than guys.

For the record, its worth making it absolutely clear in case some guys get confused.Nice (Nigh) is NOT a Lesbian.She likes/prefers men!However she is able/willing to perform on women as well. Its no problem for her. So if you want more than one girl for an orgy, Nice could be a good choice, as Centaurus indicated.

[M P Lurker]

She did give me a 25 minutes HJ, the sensation was very pleasurable and the best was when she squeezed the base of my penis real tight (acting as a cock ring), my shaft became very hard and engorged, the pleasure was multiplied by 2. She went fiercely up and down until I was shooting a very abundant load. Orgasm was very intense, I was in heaven.... for about 5 seconds... until I discovered blood was coming out of the side of my dick.

I never let a girl go fiercely or use friction and usually don't even like to get HJs unless I trust the girls technique. BJ is usually safer except for biters.For a hand job, the skin must move with the hand instead of be rubbed, or alternatively must be very well lubricated.

[Daddy07]

...Next time I'll let her oil my prick abundantly...I wish there is a cream that can fix this quickly but by the look of it, it looks like I'll be sexless for about a week... if not more.

Hahahahaha ... well, at least you admit it was your own fault.I'm glad it happened to Nic instead of Mick, as I'm sure he would go stark raving mad if he had to go without sex for two days, much less a whole week.

[Giotto]

...only a few people can say they experienced the hj from hell, however i am more fortunate than a certain senior member of this board (sorry, not trying to revive any bad memories here)....

nicfrenchy,what the hell are you talking about? ooouuuucccchhhh...now you have so much time on hand - get over here, that will speed up the healing process ... and i will put some salt into the wounds!giotto

[NicFrenchy]

As I left Tony's massage, I continued further down soi 23 and stopped at one of the massage joints where a real cutie was looking at me all smiles.I am not sure about the name of the place but the ladies were wearing white tops. 300 for 1 hour oil and up we go.Little room and a mattress on the floor, the lady asked me to "take off" and left to get her oil. When she came back I was with my underwear and she asked me to "take off everything sir". Ok, I obliged.Massage was good and for a girl her size she was quite powerful. 15 minutes into the massage she started to massage my ass. she was nor actually massaging but more like caressing the cheeks, slowly moving towards the center. Without asking or being told she was withink minutes caressing my balls and shaft. She slowly came up to my ear adn whispered: "turn please"She elevated my butt onto her legs and started a very soft balls massage and while not an expert one, it was still very pleasurable as she brought me to the brink of exploding many times.We relaxed after a while and I tried to take off her Shirt but she refused. No BJ, no FS, no clothes coming off. All she was offering was a HJ.I usually never go for it but this time I was really hard and there was no way I was walking out of this place without paiting the ceiling I agreed to a Clothed HJ for 300 and she went to work. Started as a balls massage that got me really hard, if Kamagra achieves the same results then I might consider taking a little from time to time.I am a very slow comer when in a HJ situation and this time was no different. They usually use way too much oil so I asked her to not put a lot of it and she did so.She did give me a 25 minutes HJ, the sensation was very pleasurable and the best was when she squeezed the base of my penis real tight (acting as a cock ring), my shaft became very hard and engorged, the pleasure was multiplied by 2. She went fiercely up and down until I was shooting a very abundant load. Orgasm was very intense, I was in heaven.... for about 5 seconds... until I discovered blood was coming out of the side of my dick. The surprising thing was that there was no pain. The wound was just a result of her rubbing her hand fiercely on my cock, causing the skin to crack and bleed a little (like a burn). Many little cracks that will prevent me from having sex for about a week!! Fuck fuck fuck!! Next time I'll let her oil my prick abundantly.Only a few people can say they experienced the HJ from HELL, however I am more fortunate than a certain senior member of this board (sorry, not trying to revive any bad memories here).I wish there is a cream that can fix this quickly but by the look of it, it looks like I'll be sexless for about a week... if not more.

[NicFrenchy]

Having passed this place many times and seing these fit, Thai guys with very sexy T-shirts on I had pegged this place as a 100% Gay joint. Most ladies who were working at Tony's now work at May Massage.Too bad because a lot of people had great experiences there with the lady masseuses, giving Thai Massages for 100thb/hour and release for an extra 200.Well I was there yesterday and much to my surprise there were 2 ladies at the front. I stopped and asked them "you work here?", they looked at me and smiles "yes, please come inside". When I stepped inside I saw 2 japanese ladies choosing their masseur. Mmmhhh... maybe this place isn't so gay after all. The Japanese girls were all giggly so I believe the guys offer extras too? LOLI passed on the Massage offer and moved down the road to another massage place: BIG Mistake it turned out but for this I will write a separate review.For you all that thought (me included) that Tonys was a gay joint, well it appears not. The guys seem to attract a Feminine Japanese clientele.When I was in the room with them, both ladies eyed me from head to toe and smiled, I think they were horny. I thought of Paying for their massage + a tip to the males and take the ladies to my place for a nice Threesome, but even after 4 years here, I am way too shy to try that.

[NicFrenchy]

When I came downstairs at 6.30 PM the lineup had improved so I guess most of the Thai men were expected home for dinner.So I would not repeat with this girl, and was really wasted time and sperm since I would be having Yok for the whole night. What was I thinking?

Out of curiosity, what was the Fee for this 19yold?