Dubai Reports

[Piper1]

Yeah. Sounds like a very good deal!

Piper must have some mad skills though. While researching I got quoted 1000 on average.

Challenge to self.... hit regal next weekend and also try to pull for 700.

Starting price was indeed 1,000. I offered 700. She countered 800, we agreed om 700. As Kap says, 500 used to be do-able a couple of years ago. I was going to try 500, but pal had already arranged 700 with his girl, and Diana knew that.

[Mjolnir 213]

Pipe I know you got some photos of Jackie O and other….Three more weeks until I pull a Kurt Russell and escape from this land of landmines, Taliban and Burkas. Shitttt for 700AED you got a steal. The last Ghost I chatted with in Dubai tried to hit me up for 1500 AED I politely did an “About Face!”

Yeah. Sounds like a very good deal!

Piper must have some mad skills though. While researching I got quoted 1000 on average.

Challenge to self.... hit regal next weekend and also try to pull for 700.

I always thought the CIS were overpriced and now that a correction in the market seems to be happening, I am going to have to explore more of this!

[Mjolnir 213]

Its the names get me! Are the Teletubbies big in China then?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teletubbies

Hehe!

I still have to find one called "Po"!

[Piper1]

From photo gallery:

Ah memories.. I do miss the Regal!
Given the lack of photos on this thread now here is Miss D and also together with Miss (now Mrs) O - yes I did marry her and we are very very happy- in a threesome in late 2006. Surprised Miss D is still there. Of course back then she was only 500 but I guess thats inflation!

Kap - I was surprised to see her also. She only stays 6 months of the year due to the new visa rules. She's put on a bit of weight since your photos, including a bigger bra size, and a bigger tummy, but it turned out she was good fun.

As for prices - they went up to around 1500 about a year ago, but like many things, prices have come down again due to the economic crisis. A pal took two CIS from Rattlesnake for 1,000AED total last week.

Mr Warbucks - no photos from last night - I'm out of practice and getting lazy. Maybe next time.

[Warbucks]

Do not despair - to help the economy, a pal and I took a couple of girls home from Regal last night. I took Diana (one of Kapitan's old favorites - short blonde with big hooters from heaven), and my pal took Selena, a stunning young Jackie Onassis look-alike. 700 AED each. They don't know each other personally, but it turns out they are both from Osettia.

Pipe I know you got some photos of Jackie O and other….Three more weeks until I pull a Kurt Russell and escape from this land of landmines, Taliban and Burkas. Shitttt for 700AED you got a steal. The last Ghost I chatted with in Dubai tried to hit me up for 1500 AED I politely did an “About Face!”

[Piper1]

Man... been a while since I've been to Regal, but recent reports got me interested.. and they are certainly accurate.

Some fine looking ladies there!

I also noticed that even though there were a lot of guys there, at closing time, many of the girls left without a "boyfriend" for the night.

Do not despair - to help the economy, a pal and I took a couple of girls home from Regal last night. I took Diana (one of Kapitan's old favorites - short blonde with big hooters from heaven), and my pal took Selena, a stunning young Jackie Onassis look-alike. 700 AED each. They don't know each other personally, but it turns out they are both from Osettia.

We left at closing time, ordered some food downstairs to take home, and by the time the food was ready, there were no regular cabs, so we took a limo. Being a nice guy, I offered to sit in the back in between the two girls. It was a nice snuggly trip back to my place (with a condom-stop at the gas station on the way home).

We settled in at home, and I couldn't take my eyes off Jackie Onassis while kissing and playing with Dianna on my lap. Jackie O noticed and kept smiling back with a twinkle in her eye. We all watched a bit of Russian MTV, drank a bit while the girls danced, then without much further ado, I announced it was time for bed, and led Dianna to the bedroom. Nice soapy shower together (soaping up her massive double-D's was hard work, but someone has to do it), then into bed for the usual game of scrabble.

Kapitan, if you're reading this - she's as good as you say. She was very wild and enthusiastic (and very wet - but not from the shower ).

Next thing I know, it's midday, and Diana is waking me up from a deep satisfied sleep. By 1pm she was in a taxi, and I called my pal. He said he and Jackie Onassis had left at 7am, and that she was hot in bed, but that he felt sexually abused (seriously). Apparenltly after the second shot she wanted more, then more, then more, and it freaked him out. He told me she left her earrings at my place. As he said this, I walked into the spare bedroom, and sure enough, there were her earrings on a bedside table. I asked my pal if he had Jackie's phone number. He said yes. Must be my lucky day! She will have to come to my place to collect them one night this week.

[Mike De H]

I seriously doubt those pics are real.

If you give it a try and they ARE for real... wow!

Do let us know.

Its the names get me! Are the Teletubbies big in China then?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teletubbies

[Mjolnir 213]

Man... been a while since I've been to Regal, but recent reports got me interested.. and they are certainly accurate.

Some fine looking ladies there!

I wasn't shopping last night.. more of a recon mission, but there was quite a tempting selection.

The girls are pretty friendly as well. Not what I was expecting based on past experience.

There was a really cute girl from Moldova that I chatted with for about an hour. Got her number since she said she was independant and not under a manager. (Plus I really had a nice time talking to her)

Really very sweet. She asked if I lived alone. I said I did.
Then she said "You need a good woman! If you want, I take care of you!"

ok....

The only reason I didn't bring her home is because I wanted to sleep alone last night. (Sometimes everyone needs their space!)

I also noticed that even though there were a lot of guys there, at closing time, many of the girls left without a "boyfriend" for the night.

Next time I'm in the mood to go hunting, I know where I'm headed.

Also.. was in Seaview earlier on and the hottest things there were the 2 or 3 cute waitresses.
I can't for the life of me think of anyone that would go with some of the women in there these days. Many really look like they fell off the ugly tree and hit all of the branches on the way down.

I know I can't expect them all to be stunners, and I cant say I have very high standards and I'm not very picky.. but this selection was a real turn off.
I mean.. why PAY for this? These chicks looked like they could'nt even give it away for free.
And honestly.. a few of them scared the crap out of me when they snuck up from behind.

A gravely voiced "Whhheeeeeeree You Frrroooommmmm?" from a half dead looking thing is NOT cool!

If it was'nt for the band, I think I would stop going there.

The filipinas in there are ok, but nothing great.

I noticed only 3 or 4 worth looking at. But flirting with the cute waitresses was way more fun.

Band was in good form though. The new lineup is working much better now and Cherry can still "jam" with me any time she wants. I think she would probably break me in half though...

Today being a lazy Saturday, I plan on some afternoon delight with a couple of nice Kazakh girls. They like coming to my place because of their new found addiction to Guitar Hero on the XBox... and me of course. (Hopefully!)

They are both sort of in to each other which is cool. Nothing like two naked women making out with each other and somehow YOU are involved!

Also, one of them gives a great hard massage that I've been looking forward to all week.



Peace.


WB

[Dxb Rocks]

Anyway did I forget to mention she was an ex ukraine nurse. LOL.

Thanks for an excellent report. Any chances you would be willing to share more info on this one. Name or/and number would be appreciated. I would be visiting Dxb next month for a good time and not long time..as you say. I tried to PM you on this but it seems you are not receiving any.

Cheers,

DR

[Piper1]

Hi to All,

Last night spent at AMP on bank street, nice girl 400AED for full night, girl was good looking with big b****, GF experience, everything offered except A. Value for money.

That's interesting. I never heard of someone staying a full night at an AMP, as they are set up as pop-in and pop-out on an hourly basis. Please tell us more.

[Piper1]

...On the positive side I went only 5dhs over my goal. In most cities that is an incredible bargain...

Even more positive - you managed to keep the pool table for 5 games for that 5 AED. Lucky for you I wasn't playing. (or maybe I was).

[Xyz Abcd2008]

Hi to All,

Last night spent at AMP on bank street, nice girl 400AED for full night, girl was good looking with big b****, GF experience, everything offered except A. Value for money.

[HelloHardy]

Amazing dude. Your stars are realling rocking in this New Year! After reading a lot of mongering stories, it feels nice to read stories like this. I am wondering when will my luck shine.

Anyways. Keep posting.

I plucked up my courage and said.. "Lets go." She looked straight at me... no hesitation, big smile and said.. "What took you so long?"

Excellent!

Off to my place and so on and so forth.

I will spare you the details.. but let's just say... I could fall hard for this one!
(Yes.. she is THAT hot!")

WB

[Mjolnir 213]

Feeling like a bit of a change, I headed over to Jules last night just to check things out.

Was not really planning on taking anyone home due to work this morning.

So there I was checking out the filipino band and minding my own business... innocently enough.

There were some nice looking ladies present. Some Russian types, Filipinas and a couple of Africans.

Maybe some Chinese or Eurasians as well.. I can't be sure.

So... Anyway.. was there for about half an hour and a group of 3 pinays walked in. Immediately got my attention because they were very cute, well dressed and dare I say.. sophisticated looking.

Not your average working girls for sure.

I was intrigued.

At first I was sure they were here to meet some friends and were just out for a girls night out drink or something (Tuesday... ladies night)

They parked themselves across from me and I waited to see if anyone else was going to join them.

A few guys came up and chatted but were shot down followed by lots of giggling from the girls.
They knew they were hot and liked the attention...

I was ready to turn my attention elsewhere thinking that they were a no fly zone.

And then... one of them looked straight at me and smiled. Not just a flirty smile but a full on "I KNOW YOU" smile.

Damn..

I could not for the life of me remember her at all. And I was kicking myself for it.

She motioned for me to come join them... so of course I did.

"Hey! Long time no see! How have you been!"

Big hug and a kiss!

Um.. still nothing.

So rather than trying to play this one out, I up front told her she looked very familiar but I was'nt sure where we had met before.

And then everything came to light. She used to work for one of our ad agencies a few years ago. Junior Exec. She was now a Stewardess for Etihad airlines. Now I remembered her.

(She looked so different all "sexed" up!)

Anyway.. was all just friendly stuff till she started talking about how its so hard to meet nice guys in Dubai etc. etc.

I told her it depended on what she meant by "nice"



Anyway.. a couple of drinks later.. she was getting all huggy with me and I completely forgot the time.

Pretty soon it was around 01:00 AM and she said.."I'm flying the day after tomorrow.. I won't be back for a few days.. but I'm Sooooo horny NOW!"

Thank GOD for alcohol! It makes even the nicest girls turn nasty!

"I know how you feel", Said I.

And then it was just all about getting rid of her friends.. who quite frankly were happy just leaving us alone and chatting.

I plucked up my courage and said.. "Lets go." She looked straight at me... no hesitation, big smile and said.. "What took you so long?"

Excellent!

Off to my place and so on and so forth.

I will spare you the details.. but let's just say... I could fall hard for this one!
(Yes.. she is THAT hot!")

So I went to work today with the biggest grin on my face ever, and just floated through the rest of the day.

I will see her again when she gets back and who knows... this could be the start of a beautiful friendship!

I'm off to Sea View tonight to meet some old friends.

I think I'm in the mood for a good straightforward chinese massage, blowjob and fuck to get her off my mind for a while.

I have a tendency to fall in love too easily (especially with cute filipinas) so I need something to bring me back down to earth.

Chinese hookers have a way of helping me do just that.
Like coming off a weed buzz with a snort of coke to keep your focus.

Peace.


WB

[Gremlin Og]

My goal, to enjoy a day of the Dubai monger experience for 1000dhs. That would have to include: room, massage, meal, and short time girlie. I set out by securing a room at the Dar Al Sondos for 300dhs extras included (not offered everyday but if you keep tabs on the place it comes up often enough). Next up was a Thai massage referred to me by a friend. No ball grabbing here, it’s all serious Thai massage off Wasl Rd. Interesting aspect is a number of Jumeria Jane MILF types there while I waited for my turn, so I got a waiting room boner. Awesome, strong massage from Pie which got the juices flowing. 150 dhs is a bargain. Check in around 5pm at DAS. Neighborhood in the "triangle" is quite lively. A real city life, unlike the mall life of much of Dubai. Decided on dinner at a Japanese steak place near the York Hotel circle. 50dhs. Took a stroll by the Imperial Suites Hotel but I guess it was a bit early and the bar was empty. So over to the York about 9pm. I’m a pool player so 5dhs to secure a game and I held the table for about 5 games which I was happy with given the quality pool players at the York. Then on to check the floor out. It was slow at first but by 1030 there was a good number of choices for a Tuesday night. About 20% CIS and the rest PRC. The CIS at York seems much different than what I have encountered at Rattlesnake, less choice, more group like, and frankly less friendly. So I focus on the PRC options.

I end up talking it up with a petite yellow tube top named Lulu. I am a sucker for that fashion and I should have known better. Lulu has the cute smile down but there was something nagging at me about here. Regardless, I went forward. Explained to Lulu I was looking for 2 hours of solid action. Kissing, BBBJ, non-stop, oil, shower, back to the oil. Her complete confirmation was a problem so I moved to price. She said 700, we agree on 500 but another 100 if she was as good as she professed. Off we go for the 5 minute cab ride to DAS. Getting Lulu to the room was easy, no problem, happy with DAS. Lulu and I settle down with some cheap white wine (a gift) and her nasty menthol cigarettes. Quickly she asks for the 500 first. We argue. Eventually I give in but with the reminder for the extra 100. Then I introduce Lulu to the baby oil. Nice tight body with pointy eraser nipples all oiled up. Lulu bent over the chair, me taking oily advantage of all of her. She was great up to this point. Then I suggest we hit the shower to get clean before we get dirty again.complaining, complaining. Then she complains thru the shower. Back to the bed for some non-oily action and ¼ into hour two she is whining why I don’t come. I say "cause whining impedes semen! " Eventually, I get my two hours worth but it was an ordeal. So avoid yellow tube top Lulu unless you are after the 30 minute poke and leave scenario.

On the positive side I went only 5dhs over my goal. In most cities that is an incredible bargain.

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