South China - Shenzhen

[Kazzerra]

Mark SZ

We are here to ask some advice. These people can not teach you anything ( not in this kind of matter). If you want experience you have to go through proces yourself otherwise you will never learn. And I am really thankful to the people of this forum. thx.

[SE Asia Joe]

Dear SE Asia Joe,

Probably it's better to avoid to write a post rather than write a post without meaning.

For example, what's the purpose of hundreds posts like "I've found a wonderful girl in China, very tall, very GFE, very clean, outstanding service, very cheap, . " without indicating WHERE! It's totally useless

This is a forum. Usually in forums inexperienced guys ask questions and experienced guys teach with answers!

If you don't want to teach, please remain out!

By the way, I'm not a LE, idiot!

Mark SZ

Dear Dear Mark:
Oh dear dear dear!! Have we managed to get you all upset?? Awww.... sorry guy...vely solly!!

And thank you very much for teaching us all how to post reports; I mean full, descriptive, informative and useful reports like your other one and only gem

I'm looking for a clean sauna in SZ (better in Futian district) where the girls, after a good massage, can offer special service (HJ or FS).

In the past, I've visited Casson City Club, 678 International Club (close to Sheraton) and Oriental Palm Sauna (close to Lok Ma Chau train border). Both of them are pretty clean places but the girls offer massage only.

Have you any suggestions ?

So - we now all know the English name - so what do we tell the taxi driver? Oh I know, just repeat it S L O W L Y and loudly in English -NO PROBLEM!! Or just give him the address as what Mark SZ wrote down clearly!! WHAT - he didn't write down an exact address??
And wow - must be smashing services there - right??
And oh my oh my, it must be damn good deal at the price you mentioned! Oooops sorry, I guess you didn't mention price did you? My BAD!!
And it CANNOT be a dump - not if the GREAT and DEAR Mark SZ would even consider using their facilities.
But hell, now we all know how to get a "legit massage only" in Shenzhen - and wow I mean, its really hard to get a genuine massage only service anywhere!!
And ALL this from the GREAT MARK' SZs posting on ISG where we talk too much about sex!

And I guess its perfectly correct for him to demand that we all give him hand-outs - right?? After all, he is also a subscription paying and good contributor to ISG - HUH? Wait, Wait, wait just a minute - How come I cain't send him a PMS?? I wonder why??

And what is this that anybody and everybody can come on ISG and lay down the law for all of us?? Of course you can - we are only your humble servants ain't we (Hmmmmm..... I wonder if that is how you treat the natives in China?? - would be in total character wouldn't it be?? Just wondering! True!)

So..... you're not an LE huh - - then another question - are you an idiot then?? I mean, after all..... Like I said, just a tiny little question

Yours VERY respectfully

SEAJ

[Jayson420]

For guys that's always travelling around with various chargers for multiple phones, cameras, and other re-chargeable batteried appliances - why don't you buy those RMB15 chargers which automatically detect the voltage charge required. Basically, you clip the battery to be charged against the 2 metal prongs and stick the whole thing on the wall socket - and Presto!

Saves me carryihg all sort of chargers and craddles and whatever.

SEAJ

I stole the bag the hairdryer was in at a 5 star hotel in Shanghai. now I just keep all the cords stashed in there when I travel. Seems to help me from forgetting something.

[Bnlee2]

Hey everyone.

Finally making a trip back to SZ. First time in about 12 months. Been stuck in Shanghai. Anyone getting ST below 150? Jayson

Jayson

I like your attitude of <$150rmb. There are just too many BSD coming into town and flashing rmbs to impress and overpaying the market. If the economy continues to slump, I would love to see the prices cut even further.

[Bearsk]

Mark,
Dear Boy, you do have a lot of research to do.
We all look forward to your posts when you are done.
Shenzhen is a big place, good of luck and I suggest you take Wadman up on his offer. To PM you need a membership. In the meantime , please try not to offend the sensibilities of our esteemed friends. BSK

Dear SE Asia Joe,

Probably it's better to avoid to write a post rather than write a post without meaning.

For example, what's the purpose of hundreds posts like "I've found a wonderful girl in China, very tall, very GFE, very clean, outstanding service, very cheap, . " without indicating WHERE! It's totally useless

This is a forum. Usually in forums inexperienced guys ask questions and experienced guys teach with answers!

If you don't want to teach, please remain out!

By the way, I'm not a LE, idiot!

Mark SZ

[Jayson420]

Hey everyone.

Finally making a trip back to SZ. First time in about 12 months. Been stuck in Shanghai.

Well just curious how the economy is hitting the area. Plan on hitting up Seibu. Anyone getting ST below 150?

I am open hitting some clubs Monday or Tuesday night if anyone is interested. Always love going to club chocolate and staring at the hot ass bartenders.

You can PM with any good info or if interested in going out for some brews and hos.

Jayson

[OldAsiaHand]

Whoa there cowboy! You just put down 2 of the most senior members on this forum who are pretty much legendary. A word of advice on getting feedback from your questions is not to attack those who are most likely to help you. These guys are two legends that help every day to make this forum great!
I don't blame SEAJ or Fast Eddy for being vague about directions. Too much crazy sh*t going on these days to put a bullseye on some of your favorite establishments.
You want specific answers to your questions, my advice is to pony up $19.95 and become a paid member to the board. Then you will have access to the PM service on the site. You can ask all the specific questions of the seniors you want.

You stated above that is SEAJ doesn't "want to teach, please remain out!" I think the same can be said of the student that doesn't want to learn... please remain OUT!

Mark SZ placed on ignore list 2/22/2009!

Matsu69,

Your perception is correct. Many of us senior members have been reluctant recently to post exact locations on the public forum. This is to keep the BSDs and crazies from spoiling our little heaven here. I have watched China mongering go downhill over the years in terms of prices, service, availability, quality, etc. Obviously, ISG is not the only reason, but certainly a contributing factor. That said, most of us are willing to share via the PM function with other members that have made contributions to the forum even if not on the China threads.

Newbies with questions that show they have obviously not RTFF ("Where is Seibu?") [CodeWord140] us off since we have spent the time to post most of what they want to know in the past. I can understand that if can be cumbersome to sort through all the chit chat (IMHO, there is too much of it) to find the morsels, but at least scroll back a few pages and ask educated questions. Or, use to Search Function to pinpoint areas of interest.

It is true that some of us senior members have formed an "inner circle" of trusted mongers that we share freely with. Induction is not discriminatory. Most new members in the circle are from referrals from other members that can vouch for them. We just want assurance that no BSD's or crazies screw up what we have spent time and money figuring out.

Just my POV.

OAH

[Wadman]

Hey Mark,

OK, confession time. The first part of the post by SEA Joe (especially the not so nice part) was written by me. It was written inside Virgin KTV in CP. They have a computer inside the KTV room. We were... uuhh... under the influence of alcohol. It was uncalled for. Sorry, dude. If you ever make it to Shenzhen/CP shoot me a PM, and I will try my best to meet up with you, or at least give you some guidance over the phone.

PS: I really don't know the answers to your original 2 questions. They were places frequented by other guys after all.

Dear SE Asia Joe,

Probably it's better to avoid to write a post rather than write a post without meaning.

For example, what's the purpose of hundreds posts like "I've found a wonderful girl in China, very tall, very GFE, very clean, outstanding service, very cheap, . " without indicating WHERE! It's totally useless

This is a forum. Usually in forums inexperienced guys ask questions and experienced guys teach with answers!

If you don't want to teach, please remain out!

By the way, I'm not a LE, idiot!

Mark SZ

[Fast Eddie 48]

Dear SE Asia Joe,

Probably it's better to avoid to write a post rather than write a post without meaning.

For example, what's the purpose of hundreds posts like "I've found a wonderful girl in China, very tall, very GFE, very clean, outstanding service, very cheap, . " without indicating WHERE! It's totally useless

This is a forum. Usually in forums inexperienced guys ask questions and experienced guys teach with answers!

If you don't want to teach, please remain out!

By the way, I'm not a LE, idiot!

Mark SZ

Mark Z,

I did said near Walmart Futian area is on Fuxing rd. There are more than 12 sauna in this area offer HJ some even FS.

You need to understand and do some research yourself shenzhen is a big city and there are sauna everywhere, I will not just go to Futain just for a HJ, like SEAJ said learn some Mandarin and just walk around the area and explore.

Fast Eddie 48

[Matsu69]

Dear SE Asia Joe,

Probably it's better to avoid to write a post rather than write a post without meaning.

For example, what's the purpose of hundreds posts like "I've found a wonderful girl in China, very tall, very GFE, very clean, outstanding service, very cheap, . " without indicating WHERE! It's totally useless

This is a forum. Usually in forums inexperienced guys ask questions and experienced guys teach with answers!

If you don't want to teach, please remain out!

By the way, I'm not a LE, idiot!

Mark SZ

Whoa there cowboy! You just put down 2 of the most senior members on this forum who are pretty much legendary. A word of advice on getting feedback from your questions is not to attack those who are most likely to help you. These guys are two legends that help every day to make this forum great!
I don't blame SEAJ or Fast Eddy for being vague about directions. Too much crazy sh*t going on these days to put a bullseye on some of your favorite establishments.
You want specific answers to your questions, my advice is to pony up $19.95 and become a paid member to the board. Then you will have access to the PM service on the site. You can ask all the specific questions of the seniors you want.

You stated above that is SEAJ doesn't "want to teach, please remain out!" I think the same can be said of the student that doesn't want to learn... please remain OUT!

Mark SZ placed on ignore list 2/22/2009!

[Mark Sz]

Wot?!?! Do we look like your gratis pimps? Would you like these girl personally delivered to your room too, or have a VIP van take you to the sauna? Learn some Chinese, furrener!!! (or are you still in your LE uniform??)

2 posts - both asking for free hand -outs. Howzabout some report first from you?? That is if you really are not LE. Come to think of it - if you ARE LE - then you probably got the best leads FOR US!!

Wadman AND SEAJ

Dear SE Asia Joe,

Probably it's better to avoid to write a post rather than write a post without meaning.

For example, what's the purpose of hundreds posts like "I've found a wonderful girl in China, very tall, very GFE, very clean, outstanding service, very cheap, . " without indicating WHERE! It's totally useless

This is a forum. Usually in forums inexperienced guys ask questions and experienced guys teach with answers!

If you don't want to teach, please remain out!

By the way, I'm not a LE, idiot!

Mark SZ

[SE Asia Joe]

Dear Fast Eddie 48,

Could you please give us clear indications to arrive to this new Sauna in Futian?

Dear OldAsiaHand,

the same. You talk about advertises in Chinese newspapers. Could you be so kind to give us some tested addresses?

Thanks you very much indeed.

Mark Sz

Wot?!?! Do we look like your gratis pimps? Would you like these girl personally delivered to your room too, or have a VIP van take you to the sauna? Learn some Chinese, furrener!!! (or are you still in your LE uniform??)

2 posts - both asking for free hand -outs. Howzabout some report first from you?? That is if you really are not LE. Come to think of it - if you ARE LE - then you probably got the best leads FOR US!!

Wadman AND SEAJ

[Mark Sz]

OAH,

I try a new Sauna near Futain Walmart cost 168 rmb 2 hr ,one hr nice massage and then a body to body oil massage ,she use her whole body and HJ to finish but again I got FS from the BBS just down the st for 150 rmb .

Fast eddie 48

Dear Fast Eddie 48,

Could you please give us clear indications to arrive to this new Sauna in Futian?

Dear OldAsiaHand,

the same. You talk about advertises in Chinese newspapers. Could you be so kind to give us some tested addresses?

Thanks you very much indeed.

Mark Sz

[SE Asia Joe]

Hi guys,

I have read many posts, but couldn't help me. Need help. I am an expat staying in HK and come to Lowu, been to Dongmen, mostly alone. Once with Chinese friends to CP. Had a great ..................you spend 200 rmb, doesn't have an english name.
Thank you very much, infact trying to go this weekend any help, would be really kind.

They cometh ..... and they goeth!!

Of late we've had a lot of these brand new "members" asking questions etc.

Lao Ma on the Beijing threads has warned that he thinks a lot of these guys are NOT what they try to make themselves out to be. That indeed, he thinks, it may be the LE lurking on our boards.

If so - what sneaky bastards!!

Be careful guys!!

SEAJ

ps. What kind of "expat" writes English the way Bhadva writes English??!!

[Fast Eddie 48]

As I said in a recent post, buy a HK newspaper and get a Chinese friend to translate for you. There are so many ads for HJ places in Luohu it is ridiculous. Most are from 100 RMB up inclusive of an oily HJ.

Business is so bad in SZ now that some saunas are even offering LT, including the girl, the room and multiple pops until 12 noon the next day for 600 RMB inclusive.

I have a HK mate that reads the "entertainment" ads in HK newspapers with great results. The last time I went to a sauna with him in SZ, the girl in the ad was actually available.

Just my POV.

OAH

OAH,

I try a new Sauna near Futain Walmart cost 168 rmb 2 hr ,one hr nice massage and then a body to body oil massage ,she use her whole body and HJ to finish but again I got FS from the BBS just down the st for 150 rmb .

Fast eddie 48