Lisbon

[Murilloa]

Some disappointing news, Mr Magoo. To visit these young women, so disrespectfully labelled by our anonymous traveller, you will have to undertake a short journey.

Mur stared at the picture for about twenty seconds, astonished to think that any local mongering mart could have remained undiscovered by him: like some astronomer of the 18th century contemplating a new planet. And that sex shop in the background: where in Lisbon could that be? Although now in doting semi-retirement, Mur likes to believe that he still knows every sleazy corner of his adopted home…

Then truth slowly seeped through the Guinness and Famous Grouse swirling round his brain. Vague memories stirred, of travel to a neighbouring country… pués, sí, ¡coño! Que vivan las putas de ¡¡… Españaaa…!!

Our travelling friend has published 30-some photos here, in a folder entitled Lisbon, and most of his shots are indeed standard tourist takes of our lovely city in midsummer guise. But the first few images are misattributed, unless the Puerta del Sol and the Gran Via have migrated south-west (Saramago could do something with that concept)

The street scene pictured is not far from the aforementioned thoroughfare: if you take the malodorous Madrid Metro to Gran Via and look for the local McDonalds, you’ll be in the target area. Calle Montera, as another photolink confirms:

http://www.voyagevirtuel.com/espana/...-rues-5377.php

(don’t you find ‘filles des rues’ a much more elegant phrase than ‘dirty prostitutes’? The eternal cultural superiority of the Gallic over the Saxon mind…

Buen viaje a Madrid, señor Magoo!

[Raskolnikov]

Sorry to disappoint you, Mr Magoo2, but those photos are not from Lisbon.

They're from Madrid.

[The Muffin Man]

Can anyone identify where this photo was taken?

I'd like to take a gander over that way as the girls appear pretty decent.

Many thanks.

http://www.travelpod.com/travel-phot....jpg/tpod.html

Magoo

[Rheinhering]

Hey,

Thank your for the advice. What she did not offer is CIM, I asked expressively. But the first time I did come between her incredible boobs, that was as well.

I saw in the Portuguese forum at www.gp-pt.net, that she is well covered there and receives fantastic scorings as far as I understand Portuguese. Just that she charged me 120 although until recently she would haven taken 100 E. But I don't mind. She is probably worth even more, puuuh.

Paul

[Pyjama]

hering,
tried to send you a private message which unfortunately is not possible. So here we go. If this is ok with the forum rules, I will provide the German translation as well:

DFK = deep french kissing = tiefe zungenküsse

DATY = dining at the Y = [stells dir bildlich vor:] Mösenlecken

BBBJ = bare back blowjob = blasen ohne gummi

CIM = cum in mouth = im mund abspritzen

the latter two also combined to BBBJTCIM, where T = till

sometimes you'll see YMMV = your mileage may vary = [wörtlich: ihre kilometerleistung kann abweichen] deine erfahrung/erlebnis kann anders sein

more easy: click on "Abbreviations" above and you'll find tons more of this!

[Rheinhering]

Hello,

I followed this advice last week although as a German I really do not know what DATY CIM DFK and OLevels are. But I am quite sure, that she spent all that on me. That hour for 120 Euro was unbelievable, probably the best sex in all my life, and I had some in 43 years. She is gentle, teasing, caressing, a reeeaaaal porno star in optics and just does everything besides anal.

Anyway, the hour was longer than 60 min because we spent some time on talking and the second round took me somewhat longer.

In contrast I wasted 100 Euro for ca. 50 min in Clinica de Prazer, Av. Almirante Reis with a lazy Brazilian. Forget that stuff, Luciana gives you heaven.

I wonder if she is not really a full time sex girl? Does anybody know wether she really studies? She must earn tons of money with that service she delivers. I really felt touched by my heart when I left her.

Paul

LUCIANA MELO

http://www.portalprivado.com/luciana_m/index.htm

She's one of the best GFE-meets-hardsex experiences I've ever had. Tall, really beautiful, XL boobs, DFK, DATY, BBBJ, CIM, no O-levels. Smart, intelligent, college girl, Cape Verdian, early 20s, speaks English fluently. She's in Rua Cervantes, a 3 minutes walk from Metro Areeiro/Praça Francisco Sá Carneiro. Be gentle and kind to her and she'll show you Heaven.

[Murilloa]

«Monica seem in the pictures on the web: http://www.realezas.com/monica/ to have tits worth a near death experience (to paraphrase Martha Stewart = "to die for").
Any comment? They do look quite quite exceptional. ? Worth the train ride for an aficionado? BSK»

Bearsk sorry for not replying sooner and this is just to confirm that the young lady's breasts are indeed extraordinary...

"to die for" ?? well, not sure... there is one woman in town that Muri would seriously consider dying for, given the right contractual conditions, but...

..."worth the train ride" ?? A train ride from Lisbon, €3.40 return ticket along that beautiful coast to see those beautiful breasts? Oh, yessir.

And if you are really an aficcionado, then even the train ride from Madrid (€150 overnight return) might be considered a good bargain.

Venture!

Enjoy!

Report!

Die! (if absolutely necessary, for those breasts)

[Rhode1]

This time I had a meeting with Ellie (portalprivado).

Superbe portuguese girl.

Pictures are right.

BUT: her english is very bad, she don't say a word, before, during and after.

Very nice body, BUT she immediately told me, I just suck and fuck with condoms and I do nothing else.

I fact, she really does nothing (Piotr was right she is a rubber-doll).

Suck 5 min, then you fuck as long as you can (she closes her yes and don't even simulate once second), then you come and then she goes to the bathroom.

200 euros plus 20 for the taxi.

1h was the program, but all was finished in 35 mi.

Marina (tried before)is really a better choice.

[Rhode1]

After the deceptions of the Elefante and the gallery, I have discovered a gem on the web.

Thanks to the reviews of this forum, I decided to call Marina of "momentosdeprazer". Exactly like the pictures, except the fact that she wears very sexy glasses.

Perfect type of a young and beautifull portuguese girl.

She is really 22 and very cultivate (normal, she is studying at the university)

By respect for her, I won't tell which kind of studies, but after the action, you can speak with her about a lot of things.

She is smart and clever.

For the action, she is georgous and ready for all the fantasies you want.

Finally, this is a girl were you can go, with the eyes closed (but you will miss something delightfull.)

Total damage: 150 for 1 hour.

I gave her 50 more because she really deserved it and she stayed 90 mi.

[Bearsk]

Muri
Truly poetic but at the climax to the point.
As one to reduce things to the lower interactive denominator ...
Monica seem in the pictures on the web: http://www.realezas.com/monica/ to have tits worth a near death experience (to paraphrase Martha Stewart = "to die for").
Any comment? They do look quite quite exceptional. ? Worth the train ride for an aficionado? BSK

[Rhode1]

What a deception!

I went to the elefante branco at 01h00 today.

90% of the girls were brazilians (very agressive) and no one over 6.

Finally I sympathised with 2 mozanbic girls and offered them a drink to explain me what's happens here.

They told me that were was working here since 1 year and the number of brazilians girls have increased a lot and that in the same time, male clients have decreased a lot.

And they almost order beer!

They tolded me it was the best place in Lisbon but they feeled the crisis.

They adviced me to go at "gallery "and they insisted that the "night and and day" was very bad.

I arrived at 03h00 at "the gallery" but only ugly brazilians.

Conclusion: I am alone in my room.

Tomorrow, I will try the escort agencies.

[The Muffin Man]

I strategically got a room in Rossio, near the ancient SW haunt raved about on this page. After making four passes though the area I hit pay dirt. My first three passes were 8:00 am, 11:00 am, and 4:00 pm on differing days. All I saw were larger, robust looking gals who could be envisioned wearing a head scarf in small small eastern European town. Not exactly my type.

It was a wet Tuesday evening around 7:00 pm when I rounded what I reckon to be the southwest corner of the block. There were three younger SWs hanging around, two of which gave me uneasy glances. The one sitting on top of what I think to be a transformer box blew me a gentle kiss, which made me stop for further investigation.

She called herself Carla. Long raven hair with deep grey eyes set on top of a spinner frame. I speak no Portuguese and I quickly found out that my Spanish was better than her English.

We quickly agreed to e25, walked across the street (to the west, I believe), and hiked the 4 floors to the Pensao. I had to pitch in e5 for the room. She immediately bared her ass, sporting a nice, fancy tattoo and began to get cleaned up. Now, this was my first trip to Europe and hence the second b-day I had seen in my life (first being my Rossio hotel room), let alone seen used. Needless to say I would have been completely satisfied paying the e30 just to watch this attractive girl use a b-day, which, suffice to say, has sparked a new fetish. Really, I no clue that one sits facing the wall, opposite of a toilet. Fortunately, she kind of got a giggle of my new-found curiosity and had no issues with me watching. 'Nuff said.

Following my initial fascination with the b-day I had another first of having a SW inspect my privates for signs of coodies. Having satisfied herself, she started out with a CBJ followed by mish.completion with doggie.

Recommended. Although she never took off her top, she seemed into the session and the price certainly was right for my first EU encounter. I really enjoyed getting it on with a Romanian gypsy-looking gal (who actually delivered and didn't seem all about gouging me as past reports across the EU suggest), with of course the b-day bonus.

Thanks all for the past posts which made this experience possible. FYI, if you find your way to the US, Jackson maintains quite an excellent board there as well.

Be safe,

Magoo

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[Murilloa]

bearsk you’re a welcome presence here – indeed just about the only one nowadays. keep reporting, we implore you.

after all that has happened this year, mur is still capable of mongering, given careful financial and psychological planning. and it comes to pass, on a wet windy afternoon, that he has business down the ‘linha’. a chance for a rare journey on the yellow train - and a mission to mônica, who has caught the eye on a web search for suburban beauties.

for those who detest mur’s ramblings, the hard facts are in paragraph nine. go straight there, but waste no time sending a pm to tell the author he’s an arsehole. or asshole. he knows he’s an asshole. or arsehole.

so, with long-forgotten purpose in his stride, mur abandons headquarters for the day.

headquarters? was it just a year ago that the crack troops of capitalism were celebrating victory after victory, crowning themselves with laurels, quaffing champagne at nine in the morning, rep001tering cocaine over their laptops and visiting new centre three times a day?

in march 2009, they huddle catatonically waiting for the end, like the french army at dien bien phu. “ils ne passeront pas, mes braves, but shit, isn’t that the scream of yet another incoming mortar round? will reinforcements never arrive? are the politicians leaving us here to die like cornered rats?”

putting the wreckage behind him mur finds the terminal at cais do sodré almost finished. almost. an age ago he remarked that portugal erects superb football stadia in record time, while this vital project has taken… what? six years? and the final product does not promise to be anything special. why, over the bridge in the drug-wilderness of pragal they have a fine station with every modern amenity. and so it should be, muses mur the soft-centred pinko-leftist.

who is soon smothered by mur the bug-eyed reactionary when the train arrives covered in shitfaced spray-can graffiti. ‘round up these fuckin’ wasters and make them do military service’, he growls, settling down for the scenic ride. the grey, troubled sea echoes his mood, and alighting several stations to the west, mur deals firmly with a creditor. one bullet in the neck: a swift, painless end. pity about the wife and kids, but the fittest must survive. the weak and faint hearted will be treated the way bayern handled sporting the other day.

now for mônica. on the net you’ll find her at http://www.realezas.com/ and at http://www.portaldodesejo.com/monica/index.html physical location is the rua da escola social in são joão, two minutes walk from the train. she advertises 19 years, but mur’s guess would be 24. less than half his age, either way. she’s charming, pretty, raven-haired, voluptuous. this last word is not a euphemism for ‘fat’, not yet: we have here a substantial curvy babe in her prime. for €50 she offers an unhurried skilful half-hour,

she does leave mur alone in the cramped bedroom for a long time after taking his money – he starts to wonder if she’s gone into the rainy street in bra, heels and panties, trotting down to western union to send the cash straight to minas gerais. but the wait is worthwhile. after a caressing prelude and a cbj with much provocative eye-contact, mur enters mônica, whose elegant fingers begin self-stimulation. she eventually brings herself a hot, shuddering orgasm. real, or fake? gentlemen, the great thing here is that it’s her business entirely, it does not matter, for the performance brings the client to his own long awaited climax, and this is mongering as it should be, intellect and emotions entirely disconnected while all the senses are totally engaged.

mur believes that modern theoreticians would find those distinctions crude and dated. he doesn’t give a fuck.

back at the station of st john, our bible scholar embarks to labour in the vineyard of capitalism, remembering st john’s tale of how jesus ‘found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting. and when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables.’

but by the time the yellow train glides beneath the emblematic bridge, mur’s thoughts are neither with the good lord nor with mônica, but with someone else entirely…

[Bearsk]

http://www.portalprivado.com/nicole_s/index.htm

So I picked Nicole, based on her webshot showing major mammaries, her nice smile and piercing light green eyes.
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=394

In person, she has a light complexion than on the web. She may be Portuguese but i suspect there might be a little Eastern European in her. She has a small tattoo on her neck and a butterfly stamp over her lower back. She apparently smokes but i could not smell or taste it.

Overall, it was great experience. The breasts are a hundred per cent real, beatifully proportionaed, large for her body, maybe 34or36Cs (she has a very slim back and arms with excellent skin and a very tight muscular ass - she does not work out). Her breasts are sensitive, along with her neck and clit. She is good kisser.

She is listed as 18 yo, maybe correct I would guess 18-21. She is a little bit young in that she was hesitant about several things, including size and several other things. She wanted to do a CBJ and I dissuaded her of that. I thought then if i had made a mistake. Seconds later she convinced me not with a slithering BBBJ accompanied by great eye contact. I almost shot, which is unusual for me at that stage.
We then had extended covered FS in different positions, notable great views of he face and breasts with her on top and her breast bouncing during doggie. In the mish, she seemed to be reacting with each thrust ?pain, so I asked if it was OK and offered to stop; she responded by asking me to keep going "slow and deep". I could feel my cock hitting her cervix and so turned her on her side so I could continue while she played with her clit and I massaged those breasts. Within a few moments she contorted in an orgasm which drenched the bed. She then apologized ... its OK really. She composed herself and got back on top and got me close.

I wanted to rub oil on her breasts and cum all over them but she rejected the oil on her skin (well there had to be one disappointment!). He then set to work on BBBJ and rubbing my cock between her breasts. That brought me to climax, I did not get to cum on the breasts but I was certainly satisfied.

She did not linger long afterwards and I would have appreciated some holding, I think she was cold as she wiped herself with a towel and put her robe on before coming back to clean me up and tell me what a nice cock I had.
Time: 65 min, Damage 100 Euro.
Favorite flavor strawberry, like perfume and chocolates.
Anus is ticklish but does not do anal sex: does not do CIM. (OK by me)
Repeat? Absolut!

[Bearsk]

I text messaged Marina and organized to see her late Saturday afternoon at a flat an easy walk downhill from the Sheraton. The flat is nicely appointed and clean. The neighbourhood was quiet. It was discrete.
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=239

At the appointed hour, I was feeling the jetlag and tired from work and wonder if it would be worthwhile. That lasted about a microsecond after in got in the door. Marina is a classic looking Portuguese girl, long dark hair to the middle of her back with a gentle curl and deep soulful olive eyes. Her skin is perfect, it sort of glows and it is very soft. When she talks, its like a cat purring in perfect English. She wears very sexy glasses, giving rise to potential horny librarian or schoolteacher type fantasies - while GFE is her modus, she seems capable of anything and I'd wonder about light restraint trending to PSE. While endlessly polite, she did offer to talk dirty to me - something I might take her up on in a subsequent visit.

My mind wandered ... she suggested I shower and offered to join me but I thought it would be quicker alone and needed to lie down. In retrospect, she is the sort of woman with whom it would be nice to share a leisurely bath.

In any case, not too much detail. She is a great kisser, great lips and tongue and a great neck. Her breasts and bum are perfect. She has cute feet and toned calves. Excellent BBBJ for long time, then covered up and proceeded to 40 minutes of frenetic fucking where the bed was propelled to a good foot from the wall (she noted). I especially enjoyed banging her from behind, her body and back are perfect and there is a mirror in the corner of the room in which you can see her facial expression and breast sway with each stroke.

We then took a break and chatted about life, the world and sex and other things. She was disappointed that I had not yet climaxed. After a pause she took matters in hand and mouth and went for it, including a major deep throat effort that brought me close. She finished me with expert tongue action. We lay there for a while and giggled at the twitches I get afterwards.

We cleaned up.

I paid her 150 Euros, for agreed 90 minutes and a small tip, probably not enough. The time I am not sure, since it was not an issue but we certainly went over. I felt in no way rushed.

I went and had a beer and watched the football. She is a predominant memory of Lisbon and if I get back there soon, I will probably try and sign up for a longer session when I am not so tired and jet-lagged. I expect she may start to charge more, it is certainly a major value at the moment.