Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Jamaicanceo]

Please please tell me it this Luana;

http://www.spankwire.com/Big-Butt-Br...a/video141374/

Yep. that's my wife. Stay waway from her, cause she's mine! All mine!

[Jamaicanceo]

for what it's worth, a poster on another message board is reporting:

"Davida received information today that Help has now been officially expropriated. The owners and operators have 60 days to leave the building.

To make matters worse, the state has ALSO expropriated the Bingo Apoador, owned by the same group that runs Help and once seen by some as a possible substitute for the discoteca."

DAVIDA is a Brazilian Prostitutes Union.

Nothing reported on their site nor in Oglobo.

http://www.davida.org.br/
http://www.beijodarua.com.br/

Who is incharge of Help rumor control on this forum anyway? Could there possibly be a Help rumor control forum created for the conspiracy inclined?

[Java Man]

for what it's worth, a poster on another message board is reporting:

"Davida received information today that Help has now been officially expropriated. The owners and operators have 60 days to leave the building.

To make matters worse, the state has ALSO expropriated the Bingo Apoador, owned by the same group that runs Help and once seen by some as a possible substitute for the discoteca."

DAVIDA is a Brazilian Prostitutes Union.

Nothing reported on their site nor in Oglobo.
http://www.davida.org.br/
http://www.beijodarua.com.br/

[Musze3000]

So after a crazy session I'm taking it easy tonight so I thought I'd write up some of my impressions so far of this trip. First of all, everything has gone up in price in Rio since last year. I swear it's like they follow the moves of the dollar and move there prices accordingly. So far I feel like the best deal in Rio has been Porcao. 68 Reals for all you can eat quality steak is a bargain. Terraco Atlantico is a total rip off as is almost all of the restaurants on Aveinda Atlantico. I super overpaid for my apartment but it has by far the best view in Rio. For those of you who know the area it's in Arapador behind the Sofitel hotel and it's 18 stories (We're on the 17th). I found out that the apartment is for sale and the asking price is 995, 000 Reals. Contrary to what I read on the board, the going rate for a Help girl Todo la noche is definitely more then 200 reals. I've only pulled one girl out of there in 6 nights and it cost me 300 Reals. I have talked to a bunch of American and english guys down here and they all seem to average around 300 to 350 reals for the night. Not to say out in front of Help you can't get a bargain, but, once they pay the 38 Real entrance fee (Another absolute rip off) you're not getting them for 200. Now for the good.

The service is as great as ever. Both in the termas and at Help, I haven't hit a dud yet out of 8. This is why I keep coming back to Rio. I learned that having a "girlfriend" down here is far more expensive then paying for it every night. As I found out today in an E-mail, my former Brazilian G/F is in Switzerland after spending time in Monte Carlo (Not the Terma) LOL. Somehow through the Garota Net she found out I was at Help. Can't even figure it out but who cares. Anyway, my wingman got into a 3 day marriage with a Help girl that cost him 1300 Reals and a 600 Real dinner at Marius but since I've done it in the past, I shall not cast the first stone. The termas from what I've seen can be very hit or miss. Now I can see why one person says it's great on here and another says it sucked. If you don't speak any English, it's kinda difficult at places like Cancun and the "Dive Termas". In Cancun yesterday, almost no one including the front desk spoke a lick of English.

On this trip I have been a frequenter of NS Copacabana 583 Suite 204. Suite would definitely be a huge overstatement. The rooms have sheets that are probably washed once a day and pretty much no one speaks English however, I just came out of my best session in Rio with a cute spinner named Camille or something like that. I had seen her the last time I was there and she was hanging with some locals so I repeated with Mel. This time she got to me as soon as I sat down before Mel or anyone else could come over. I was happy. Anyway, I drank a quick soda and headed off to the room. She started out with the traditional BBBJ which was ok but nothing spectacular but there was something sexy about this girl that just did it for me. I powered through about 15 minutes before I popped off my first shot. I actually only paid for the 20 minutes with her which is 90 Reals (A bit much concidering the facilities but with her I didn't care. We were laying there all of about 5 minutes and she had me going again. I'll be the first to tell you, I haven't got off 2 pops in an hour on this trip or probably for a couple of years and I'm only 34 which probably isn't good. LOL. I told her to tell the girl at the desk who is also a GDP to make my 20 minute an hour. There was a problem in communication so the Desk/GDP comes in to the room and starts carrying on a conversation with me as I'm laying there buck naked full mast. (Only in brazil! ) As she's walking out I give her a slap on the ass which she playfully loved. Now we get into round two and my little spinner goes crazy. She asks me if I want to be tied up and gagged which I totally am not into and quickly declined. Then it just got hot and dirty. She told me afterwards that she came 3 times which I'm sure wasn't a lie because the two of us were a hot, sweaty, sticky, mess. She took it from all angles and begged for more. I took her from behind and just let loose on her as she kept screaming Muito Bon. Overall I would give her an 8 in looks and a 9. 5 in showmanship. Somehow with me knowing no Portugese and her knowing no English, I have her coming over to my apartment at 10: 30 tomorrow night when she gets off work. I can't wait to have this girl in the confines of my clean bedroom. Anyway, that's enough for tonight. Tomorrow night is my last night in Rio so hopefully I'll make the most of it. As I think of more stuff, I'll put it on the board. By the way, I do have a picture of this girl that I will post when I get home. Her hair is totally desheveled but she let me snap her anyway. God I love this place.

Great Report Lance, sounds like you found a diamond in the rough! Can't wait will be there next week!

[Koolkid]

I made the mistake of not going into the Whiskeria. I thought what for, I plan to bang some poontang and not drink. I didn't realize the Whiskeria until I was leaving. Big mistake. But me and my wingman plan to hit it next week. I heard a poplar Brazilian porn star name Luana works there.

Does anyone know about her?

Please please tell me it this Luana;

http://www.spankwire.com/Big-Butt-Br...a/video141374/

[Lancer520]

So after a crazy session i'm taking it easy tonight so I thought I'd write up some of my impressions so far of this trip. First of all, everything has gone up in price in Rio since last year. I swear it's like they follow the moves of the dollar and move there prices accordingly. So far I feel like the best deal in Rio has been Porcao. 68 Reals for all you can eat quality steak is a bargain. Terraco Atlantico is a total rip off as is almost all of the restaurants on Aveinda Atlantico. I super overpaid for my apartment but it has by far the best view in Rio. For those of you who know the area it's in Arapador behind the Sofitel hotel and it's 18 stories(We're on the 17th). I found out that the apartment is for sale and the asking price is 995,000 Reals. Contrary to what I read on the board, the going rate for a Help girl Todo la noche is definitely more then 200 reals. I've only pulled one girl out of there in 6 nights and it cost me 300 Reals. I have talked to a bunch of American and english guys down here and they all seem to average around 300 to 350 reals for the night. Not to say out in front of Help you can't get a bargain, but, once they pay the 38 Real entrance fee(Another absolute rip off) you're not getting them for 200. Now for the good.

The service is as great as ever. Both in the termas and at Help, I haven't hit a dud yet out of 8. This is why I keep coming back to Rio. I learned that having a "girlfriend" down here is far more expensive then paying for it every night. As I found out today in an E-mail, my former Brazilian G/F is in Switzerland after spending time in Monte Carlo(Not the Terma) LOL... Somehow through the Garota Net she found out I was at Help. Can't even figure it out but who cares. Anyway, my wingman got into a 3 day marriage with a Help girl that cost him 1300 Reals and a 600 Real dinner at Marius but since i've done it in the past, I shall not cast the first stone. The termas from what I've seen can be very hit or miss. Now I can see why one person says it's great on here and another says it sucked. If you don't speak any English, it's kinda difficult at places like Cancun and the "Dive Termas". In Cancun yesterday, almost no one including the front desk spoke a lick of English.

On this trip I have been a frequenter of NS Copacabana 583 Suite 204. Suite would definitely be a huge overstatement. The rooms have sheets that are probably washed once a day and pretty much no one speaks English however, I just came out of my best session in Rio with a cute spinner named Camille or something like that. I had seen her the last time I was there and she was hanging with some locals so I repeated with Mel. This time she got to me as soon as I sat down before Mel or anyone else could come over. I was happy. Anyway, I drank a quick soda and headed off to the room. She started out with the traditional BBBJ which was ok but nothing spectacular but there was something sexy about this girl that just did it for me. I powered through about 15 minutes before I popped off my first shot. I actually only paid for the 20 minutes with her which is 90 Reals(A bit much concidering the facilities but with her I didn't care. We were laying there all of about 5 minutes and she had me going again. I'll be the first to tell you, I haven't got off 2 pops in an hour on this trip or probably for a couple of years and i'm only 34 which probably isn't good. LOL. I told her to tell the girl at the desk who is also a GDP to make my 20 minute an hour. There was a problem in communication so the Desk/GDP comes in to the room and starts carrying on a conversation with me as I'm laying there buck naked full mast.(Only in brazil!!!) As she's walking out I give her a slap on the ass which she playfully loved. now we get into round two and my little spinner goes crazy. She asks me if I want to be tied up and gagged which I totally am not into and quickly declined. Then it just got hot and dirty. She told me afterwards that she came 3 times which i'm sure wasn't a lie because the two of us were a hot, sweaty, sticky, mess. She took it from all angles and begged for more. I took her from behind and just let loose on her as she kept screaming Muito Bon. Overall I would give her an 8 in looks and a 9.5 in showmanship. Somehow with me knowing no Portugese and her knowing no English, I have her coming over to my apartment at 10:30 tomorrow night when she gets off work. I can't wait to have this girl in the confines of my clean bedroom... Anyway, that's enough for tonight. Tomorrow night is my last night in Rio so hopefully I'll make the most of it. As I think of more stuff, I'll put it on the board. By the way, I do have a picture of this girl that i will post when I get home. Her hair is totally desheveled but she let me snap her anyway. God I love this place.

[Jamaicanceo]

My bet is you went into the termas rather than the whiskeria. I had no problem finding an awesome girl, Nubia, just the other night. I can't remember the name of the other girl whom I had met the last time (fair skinned morena) but she would top anyone's termas list. I think if guys go to the whiskeria rather than the termas they will have a much different impression of Cancun. Once you get to the rooms, you will find some of the best in Rio. I don't work there, but I do like the place.

I made the mistake of not going into the Whiskeria. I thought what for, I plan to bang some poontang and not drink. I didn't realize the Whiskeria until I was leaving. Big mistake. But me and my wingman plan to hit it next week. I heard a poplar Brazilian porn star name Luana works there.

Does anyone know about her?

[Exec Talent]

I checked out Cancun yesterday and I was thouroughly dissapointed. There were about 30 girls, most of which were those big Amazonian types you spoke of and really super aggresive. There were only about 6 guys and we were the only Americans, which made us even more of a target. I had had a morning session with my Help girl from the previous night and was still exausted so I decided not to partake. That was my first time in a terma coming out empty handed.

My bet is you went into the termas rather than the whiskeria. I had no problem finding an awesome girl, Nubia, just the other night. I can't remember the name of the other girl whom I had met the last time (fair skinned morena) but she would top anyone's termas list. I think if guys go to the whiskeria rather than the termas they will have a much different impression of Cancun. Once you get to the rooms, you will find some of the best in Rio. I don't work there, but I do like the place.

[Lancer520]

So I went to check out both Irish bars in Ipanema. Shennanigan's doesn't open till 4 pm so that was out so we went to The Irish Pub. Met Padrick the owner. Really nice guy who's been in Rio for 11 years. It was pretty quiet but they were starting to decorate with tons of baloons. He sais around 7:30 it will be packed. Had 3 great pints of Guiness. Nice change from Skol. Looks like maybe it will be an Irish Pub, Luomo, Help night. With only 2 nights left, definitely have to wratch it up a bit....

[Lancer520]

Here is my take on the termas. I really enjoyed them. My first stop was Luomo. I think I was kind of spoiled by this. Literally 4 hrs after landing I head over to Luomo and the first terma girl I sit next to is a real stunner, just my type. Everyone has different types I have realized. For me I prefer the skinner, super tight ass and smaller breasts. Her name was Nanda. Within 5 minutes we are kissing. She was probably the best kisser of the whole trip. After I gave her my key and she came back in her black robe barley covering her tiny ass I almost lost it. She was like a piece of art. She was my first Terma girl ever. I think I will always remember her.

Looking back compared to other girls on the trip she probably could have been more passionate on certain parts of the act but her amazing kissing and knockout body just mesmerized me. Damn I wish I could speak Portuguese. That was the constant frustration on the trip. After we are done I am hanging out at the bar and she comes by and says Hello, and I buy her a red bull. I know some people say they just try to scam guys for drinks but I really didn’t feel pressure and if there was one girl I would buy a drink from it was going to be her. She then proceeds to dance in front of me and grind for 15 minutes or so and I am basically ready to go again. I seriously thought at this pt about going right back with her and seeing it got even better but I thought it’s my first night here why rush it. What a mistake. 2 days later I return to Luomo and everyone says she just quit and changed her numbers so no one can reach her. Damn that killed me. My advice if you see a real stunner and you have a good connection with don’t wait for later do whatever you want that day. You never know if you will see her again. If anyone checks out Luomo ask for Nanda and if she is working again please let me know?

I went to luomo 3 times I think so ended up seeing a bunch of girls there. Ruby is a tall skinny white girl with a super tiny ass. Problem is she probably kisses the least of any girl on the trip. She makes up for it with a ton of eye contact though the mirror when you are doing it. It seemed like every girl had their quality and with her I just had to focus on that I was banging one the best bodies I have ever had in my life.

Luomo was probably the friendliest terma. Great facilities and overall good experience. It seems hit or miss, someday lots of girls other days not so many. I found this to be true of a lot of places here.

Next checked out Solarium. Really tiny and cramped main bar area. Went once on Sunday and there were only 4 girls then went 2 days later and it was so packed there was no where to sit. Overall girls tended to be bigger than I would like but always 1-2 thinner girls I like. Seemed to be a lot of local guys just hanging out getting drunk. I never got a girl here but my friend did and said it was good.

The showers and facilities were not as nice as at Luomo.

Next went to Monte Carlo. I had heard bad things about the mgmt here and true to form the manager seemed the most pushy and annoying. The day I went it just seem overrun with giant huge Amazon types that were also super aggressive. I had to fend off girls for the first 30 minutes. Next time I won’t be so shy and will just take advantage of this more. On this trip I was just worried about getting stuck with girls I didn’t like. As the trip went on though I ended up kissing and groping numerous girls that I didn’t take upstairs. Never seemed to be an issue and most girls seem to have fun with it, especially since I was never the aggressor.

There was one girl at Monte Carlo that was my type but she had a little cough and just made me nervous. Didn’t wasn’t to be knocked out for the rest of the trip. So left empty handed. I probably kissed over 50 girls on the trip and only had a sore throat for a couple days. As a side note I pounded vitamin C every day and had an Acai drink every day as well. (side side note, when asking for Acai at the corner stands make sure to ask for little or no sugar added. Otherwise they load it up with sugar and you might as well be drinking a can of coke in the morning).

Next went to the infamous Centarious. It’s been said hundred times but I will add to it. Man this place is overrated. The facilities are worse than several of the other cheaper terms and the staff is not friendly at all. I was shocked to see some of the girls working there. The only endearing quality seemed to be that if you wanted a 3 way there seem to be ample teams available. The girls were really pushy here as well.

I ended up with this tall skinny girl. I forget her name but she has a younger sister working there as well and they work as a team often. She had blonde hair. Amazing kisser and just knockout body. One of those girls that actually looks better naked. Just great moves and super passionate.

4x4: This place is like walking into a Vegas frat party. Few places to sit and wall to wall guys and girls mixing it up. Not the relaxing atmosphere of Luomo. More of a primal feel. Again there are a ton of giant huge Amazon type girls. I guess the local guys prefer this. To each his own I guess. There are always a few smaller skinny light skinned girls. Went here for my last session before leaving. I had Sayori, who is half Japanese. Just off the charts GFE, passionate kisser. Wow I was so happy she was the last one. Left me with great memories.

Cancun: Nice facilities, still not as good as Luomo in my opinion. Just not that many girls the day I was here. I had my first dark black girl here. Really cute and nice just nothing special about it. My friend had this super skinny white girl that said was great. Worth checking out but doesn’t seemed to have that many girls.

Overall the terma experience was great. I felt like it was being in a strip cub but you could actually make out with and talk with any girl there. The carefree attitude of the girls made it very relaxed. These locals don’t realize how good they have it.

I thought there was more impromtu dancing at Luomo. Sometimes 5-6 girls just shaking it which is a site to behold.

Help

Went to Help a couple nights but had to use a short term hotel because of my hotel situation. Definitely a different feel than the termas. I think it’s more hit or miss. You can get something even better or you can strike out. Higher risk but potentially higher reward as well.

I’ll add any other thoughts that come to mine as I unpack.

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I agree with a lot of your opinions on the termas. I for one, like Luomo but like you said, they could all be hit or miss. I was in there on sunday night and the vibe was totally different and a lot more chill then Friday. Also not half as many girls. I prefered the friday night thing much better. I checked out Cancun yesterday and I was thouroughly dissapointed. There were about 30 girls, most of which were those big Amazonian types you spoke of and really super aggresive. There were only about 6 guys and we were the only Americans, which made us even more of a target. I had had a morning session with my Help girl from the previous night and was still exausted so I decided not to partake. That was my first time in a terma coming out empty handed. Have lots of reports to write up when I get home and on the recomendations of the board, I'm off to The Irish Pub and Shennanigan's. Thanks for all the suggestions.

[Poucolouco]

Does anyone know of a good Irish Pub to celebrate my 1/8th Irish heritage in either Copa or Ipanema??? LOL

Trythese:
www.shenanigans.com.br

The Irish Pub
Rua Jangadeiros, 14 A - Ipanema
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
(21) 2513-3044
Directions: near Gen. Osório park
http://www.google.com.br/maps?q=http....com.br/irish-

[Jamaicanceo]

Wear your watch if you want. Why not? If it gives you peace of mind, do it.

Besides, this gives you a good idea of how much time is left in case you want to get to pops.

Before the session, you can check the time, then put it on the little table or in the pocket of your robe.

You can also take your cell phone in the room with you. It has a clock.

Plus its easier to store a girls number right away instead of having her go write it down on a napkin (then you risk forgetting the number in the robe)

Have fun.

Thanks for the reply!

[Rio Bob]

Does anyone know of a good Irish Pub to celebrate my 1/8th Irish heritage in either Copa or Ipanema??? LOL

http://www.shenanigans.com.br/ The place will be crowded, maybe 3 deep at the bar.

There is also another place across the street called The Irish Pub, that will be crowded too.

You can also try Lord Jims in Ipanema http://www.lordjimpub.com.br/

[Lancer520]

Does anyone know of a good Irish Pub to celebrate my 1/8th Irish heritage in either Copa or Ipanema??? LOL

[Lancer520]

So because of the thunderstorm we had last night, we lost all cable, internet, and phone service in our building. So I´m posting from an internet cafe. My wingman made it to town yesterday morning so we decided to hop the metro and hit 4x4. First let me say it was my first time on the metro and it is a cheap, safe, and the easiest way to get to the downtown termas. So we hit 4x4 at about 4pm. The place is off the charts. There must be 100+ girls working at one time. It was completely packed. Lots of Brazilian guys but also a few American regulars I´ve befriended on the Terma circuit. My wingman went right for a cute blonde named Cindy and said she was outstanding. I hung out for a couple hours before I decided on a little brunette spinner named Dominique. She was about 4´10 without her heals on with a great ass and a nice C cup. She gave me without a doubt the best BBBJ I´ve ever had. I lasted all of about ten minutes and thought I wasn´t gonna make it to the sex part. Took the cabine for the full hour and after playing around for a bit she got back to work. These girls at 4x4 more so then any other girls aim to please. I repaid the favor to her and then she asked me to take her from behind(Which being the gentleman that I am, obliged willingly. LOL). We got into one of the steamiest sessions I´ve had down here in 4 trips. The phone rings and speaking from the little head, I just said fuck it, tell em another 40 minutes. By the time I was done, I probably sweated off five lbs. By far the best kind of workout. Finally she was begging for me to finish in her mouth which again I oblidged. I came out of the room at about 9 o clock weaked kneed and in a daze. I was sitting in front of the front desk talking to a guy from Cali and my best word to describe that place is devistating. LOL. In as good a way as possible. Any kind of women you want is available at 4x4. Big bunda, small bunda, blonde, brunette, even Asian. Tall, short. This place has it all. I´m suppose to go out with Dominique tonight but with her knowing no English and me knowing no portugese, I think Im gonna pass. We´re going to actually do Help tonight. We´ll see what tonight brings.