Sosua Reports

[Stabilo]

What is my closest beach I can kick back on and read a book without being bothered by the vendors?

May I suggest Ft. Lauderdale?

Dude, you're in Sosua to be "bothered". If you can't keep the pests away, that's a common sense/life experience/game issue. Man up, have a drink, lighten up and get laid, brotha!

[Stabilo]

More photos and reports to come. Here is a small sample for now...

Dude,

You love that nightstand, don't you? Ha. You photographed it from all angles. Seriously, though, that chica in the red top looks like a party.

[Stabilo]

I had a really bad black eye and my teeth are still numb almost four months later. No idea how I got it. Like a lot of other posts – be careful about drinking too much. Famous last words.

Also, I had a slew of photos on my camera which – no surprise here – was gone that morning.

Live and learn. I’ll be back, that’s for sure but will remember the lessons learned.

Ha! Sorry to laugh, man. But a few bucks and a camera you foolishly left unsecured is a small price to pay for some great memories and some great stories. And sounds like you have the perfect attitude: you went down for some fun in the sun, some poontang, and some Presidente. You scored on all categories. Too many clueless douchebags post here who are appalled and outraged at the GALL of those supposedly virtuous Sosua working girls who lifted cash from their shirt pockets, or made off with their iPods. Really. The NERVE! If some chica stole some shit from me, I would kick my own ass, chalk it up for being a dummy, and press on.

Ahhhhh. La Passion. Jesus Christ, I love that place. Sitting at that wraparound bar, with a beer full of ice chips, and some dark brown sweetheart dancing to that awful music! Shit, I have to go look at airfares to POP now.

[Member #4351]

I don't know about other guys, but once I had reached a deal with one of the chair renters, just about nobody bothered me when I was lying out in the sun reading or swimming. The hassle is when you are walking to where you will finally lie out. However, no one was unpleasant with me, nor all that pushy.

[Nowrath]

Gents,

Have read the report concerning being bothered by vendors on sousa beach, so since I am staying in sousa ,
What is my closest beach I can kick back on and read a book without being bothered by the vendors?

The girl action I don't care about , I can go to that , but I'm talking about the best lounge chairs, umbrella's and peace and quiet .

Or I am out of luck and just have to sit pool side at my condo??

Wondering ?
Nowrath

[Strike2]

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It never fails that everytime I have my afternoon beer at El Flow, I hear about some guy getting robbed in his hotel. Especially at New Gardens. I hear all kinds of getting ripped off stories and I see plenty of tourists getting too drunk. Be careful out there.

[Mr Gogo]

I'd like to speak on the TLN situation. I don't really know how most of you choose your chicas, but I will say this. ST is good when you want to get a good night sleep. It has always been one "pop" and they leave. However when I get TLN, I have decided it based on my observation of the girl's personality. I almost always get a winner. Though we have an implied 3 "pop" rule, they don't adhere to any standard. I almost always get 5 or more "helpins" in one night! If I get less than 3, I never choose the girl again! I'm an average gringo and don't know why it works for me.

Todo la noche usually means a morning nut also.Every morning i wake up with an extreme hard-on,so this is my peak time.As ive gotten older,ive learned to go for two intense nuts,verses 4 tiny squirts.Im talking about the kind of nuts where everything backs up then pauses,where you think your going to die.
Yall bustin more than 5 nuts in one night?Yall should be in the porn industry.

[SavePros321]

I'd like to speak on the TLN situation. I don't really know how most of you choose your chicas, but I will say this. ST is good when you want to get a good night sleep. It has always been one "pop" and they leave. However when I get TLN, I have decided it based on my observation of the girl's personality. I almost always get a winner. Though we have an implied 3 "pop" rule, they don't adhere to any standard. I almost always get 5 or more "helpins" in one night! If I get less than 3, I never choose the girl again! I'm an average gringo and don't know why it works for me.

I'd like to comment as well. I have found that my "leche limit" is 3 a day. 4 is really pushing it for me, and I am only 27!

I only bust one nut per chica so that I will have enough for 2-3 more women. I had a total of 12 women vs. the 8 I had in December '08.

I usually take a very long time to nut by the fourth leche or chica. Sometimes i do not cum at all, so I usually shoot for 3 leches per day.

I am a "serial humper" so ST is more ideal for me than spending too much time with one chica...

[Onedazz]

I'd like to speak on the TLN situation. I don't really know how most of you choose your chicas, but I will say this. ST is good when you want to get a good night sleep. It has always been one "pop" and they leave. However when I get TLN, I have decided it based on my observation of the girl's personality. I almost always get a winner. Though we have an implied 3 "pop" rule, they don't adhere to any standard. I almost always get 5 or more "helpins" in one night! If I get less than 3, I never choose the girl again! I'm an average gringo and don't know why it works for me.

[SavePros321]

Nice summary Pros...

The girl in the second photo, with the blue mini dress, she hangs around NG hotel during the day sometimes with her sister. Multiple reports on her conclude that her skills are way below par orally... and is not that good a lay either. She likes to pose in front of the mirror looking at her self when there are a few spare moments. Her body is going in the direction of the michelin man if you ask me. I paid her 1k ST. The other boys tell me her sister is not much better. She tries to get you to promise not to say anything to the other guys about how cheap you got her for. I got a laugh out of some guy from Mississippi telling me his experience with her. She was a hair from being tossed out on her can just based on her business shenanigans. What she does is, when she senses too many guys have been talking about her, and have tainted the other guys, she leaves for about a week until a new crop of hotel guests arrive and then she starts all over again. If it is not obvious by this point let me come out and say it... her service stinks.

That B**ch could not handle the dick! You are right on about her service being sub-par. Before we even went to my room she wanted to know how big the package was. I only took her because she has a phat ass for a skinny girl.

She kept rubbing her stomach as if I was scrambling her ovaries. Could not handle doggystle either. I finally just turned her over on her stomach and finished her Justin Slayer/military push-up stylie.

A good way to not overpay is to ask someone else how much they paid, but for her I had no reference point. Her sister looks a tad-bit hotter, but they both left to go back to Santiago and I did not see either of them since Thursday.

[Ehunter]

Nice summary Pros...

The girl in the second photo, with the blue mini dress, she hangs around NG hotel during the day sometimes with her sister. Multiple reports on her conclude that her skills are way below par orally... and is not that good a lay either. She likes to pose in front of the mirror looking at her self when there are a few spare moments. Her body is going in the direction of the michelin man if you ask me. I paid her 1k ST. The other boys tell me her sister is not much better. She tries to get you to promise not to say anything to the other guys about how cheap you got her for. I got a laugh out of some guy from Mississippi telling me his experience with her. She was a hair from being tossed out on her can just based on her business shenanigans. What she does is, when she senses too many guys have been talking about her, and have tainted the other guys, she leaves for about a week until a new crop of hotel guests arrive and then she starts all over again. If it is not obvious by this point let me come out and say it... her service stinks.

[SavePros321]

Just got back from 5 days in Sosua. Will write a more detailed report once I get some free time. For now, here are my thoughts from this trip:

New Garden:

If you are not at New Garden, you are nowhere! There is nothing like siting on your patio watching the constant chica parade in and out of the hotel all day. Plus, everything you could possibly want to do is within walking distance. I did not take a motochonco because it was much more fun to walk.

La Passions:

I was wrong in my estimation about this place. I went at about 2 in the afternoon and saw at least 3-4 different girls that I would have sessioned with. Very nice round asses, not skinny either. Would have sessioned had my friend told me that this was where we were walking to. I just followed along and lo and behold we end up at passions. I did not bring enough money, but would have if he had told me beforehand that this is where we were going.

The Beach in Sosua

Forget about the beach for daytime action. It is a complete tourist trap! Every step of the way someone is asking you to eat at their restaurant, buy a drink at their bar, buy a cigar, buy a painting, buy some beads, buy a manicure/pedicure, etc. This shit got very old very quick. And it starts way before your foot even hit the sand!

Avoid the beach and just hang around the Pedro Clisante for daytime action instead.

1500 is the new 2000:

I only did a few 1500 sessions, and this is only because I literally had a few chicas eating out of my hand. Most of the chicas I did surprisingly were all from either Santiago or Santo Domingo, and most asked for 2000 for ST. Santiago chicas seem to be the cream of the crop. They by far were the best looking of all the chicas in Sosua. They would not back off their price. Some mongers may be disappointed if they approach a very good looking chica who stands out above all others and realize that she will not go with you for less than 2000-2500 for ST since you have been told that you should pay no more than 1000-1500. Sorry to say but this does not apply to all chicas. This works at BB's because there is a limited supply of chicas. Not so in Sosua.

I have seen what 1000-1500 chicas look like and most of them are not up to my standards as far as looks are concerned.

The End of TLN (for me):

I have found that once have bust my nut, I am done with the chica. I had much better sleep when I slept alone. I did TLN the first night I got to Sosua and thought it was kinda silly having a complete stranger sleeping in the same bed as me. The only other previous TLN's were in December '08.

With that said, I only did ST's from Classico's and NG. Most I ever paid was 2500. We do our thing, I'd walk her back to Classico's, then I would hang around and find another babe to ST with. After I got my nut she was free to go. I slept well!

For all of you who think I've ruined your precious pricing structure, don't worry; I won't be back in Sosua for at least 9 months.

Everything should be returning to normal....right?

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[Norcalman]

Late post here.

For those on the fence whether to go or not, I'd recommend it, despite the unpleasant ending of my time there.

Be sure to bring a spare ATM card (mine was eaten by an ATM several days into my trip).

New Garden was great. New wing had great rooms. Maid did laundry for nominal fee. Breakfast was good. Convenient location. Met some fellow mongers who were good wing men.

Trip summary:

Sunday night – fell asleep after a beer at Irish pub down the street. Long trip from California.

Monday afternoon – massage at Passion’s – Tanya. Decent massage, good blow-job, and I was on my way, happily.

Monday night – met Cristianna at Classico’s. My Spanish is almost non-existent so the prospect of hanging with her at the disco was not a positive one so I established a price – 2, 5000 pesos – for several hours (I had to get up in the am For dirt-bike riding so no TDL). Came back to my room at the New Garden – few beers and sex. I sent her on her way (though we walked to bar so I could buy some take-out beer). She was enthusiastic, friendly and satisfied with the 2, 500 pesos.

Tuesday night – too tired from riding – went to sleep (tried to).

Wednesday afternoon – Passsion’s – Mary for full service. Incredible. Thin, just like I like them. After massage and blowjob she turned around for doggy-style right away. That worked for me.

Wednesday later afternoon – I walked to the beach and needed to eat. I went to a stand to order food. The waitress – Allisandra.- sat down with me and ultimately propositioned me to go back and "ficky-ficky". We agreed to meet at 7 pm at the hotel. I go back to hotel and walk by a group of women, go to my room, drop off rucksack. Going back downstairs and out the gate this woman whistles at me. I turn around – it’s Allisandra from the beach. She was among the women I walked by going to my room – she got off work early and had taken a motoconcho to the hotel. Anyway, we went to ATM, got money, to bar for a beer, back to room for "ficky-ficky" (and licky-licky). I walked her back to the bar strip and that was that. She ended up asking for money before we left the room – I gave her $1, 800 DR pesos. It was nice that she seemed to be into the sex—started masturbating when I went in to take a shower and was still going at it when I came back out. I sent her on her way and got some sleep.

Thursday morning. It was back to Passion’s where I went for full service with Tanya this time. She was OK – good way to celebrate Thanksgiving (learning to like this darker meat! ).

Friday – Got way too drunk by taking advantage of the all-you-can drink at Club X – I think that was the name of the place. Met Flavia at Classico’s. She spoke some English but after a certain point, I didn’t care. She and I ended up back at my room. I was very beyond drunk. In the morning, I woke up, we had sex. She left. I looked in the mirror – I had a really bad black eye and my teeth are still numb almost four months later. No idea how I got it. Like a lot of other posts – be careful about drinking too much. Famous last words.

Also, I had a slew of photos on my camera which – no surprise here – was gone that morning.

Live and learn. I’ll be back, that’s for sure but will remember the lessons learned.

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[MiamiHeatLuver]

it never fails that everytime i have my afternoon beer at el flow, i hear about some guy getting robbed in his hotel. especially at new gardens. i hear all kinds of getting ripped off stories and i see plenty of tourists getting too drunk. be careful out there.

they will rob any cologne when they go into the bathroom to "[CodeWord134]" or wash their pussies, camera, cell, chain, cheap watch, baseball caps, drunken passed out pocket fishing, ipods. anything they can get their hands on and can get out inconspiculously.

i have a large duffel bag with a combination lock, i use a combination lock becasue if it is a key lock you can loose it and they will dig the keys out of your pockets if you are a deep drunken sleeper... as soon as i get into the room, i throw everything into the duffel bag.. pants and everything, then i do a quick scan of the room and throw anything i think might be of some value into the bag. lock that baby up. i learned from my past experiences obviously.

[Terry U]

Lock your stuff up in a safe, and don't get too drunk because they will rob you quicker than you can say sin condom.

It never fails that everytime I have my afternoon beer at El Flow, I hear about some guy getting robbed in his hotel. Especially at New Gardens. I hear all kinds of getting ripped off stories and I see plenty of tourists getting too drunk. Be careful out there.