Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Lancer520]

i think that in helpee the prirces are rising. they start from 500r, i do not know i was before 10 days in rio, and i pay 350 for a girl for all night, maybe i was rookie i saw these prices. maybe when i ll come back to rio negotiate better.

500 reals is definitely very high but you are right about help girls raising there prices. there must have been a meeting of the local 140 gdp union where they decided 200 reals was too low. it seems to me 300 reals is the norm these days. you can get girls for 200 but the top quality gdp's are definitely more then 200.

[Sunset Strip]

"Mega butt" is an understatement. Bom Bom's butt is HUGE!
I havn't tried her as i prefer smaller butts, but I found Bom Bom's butt very impressive.

It is GIGANTIC. You are so right that butt is something else. It was so nice, I had to do it twice! This place is so much fun! And thanks to you guys who informed me about BA 85. Going to BA allows me save cash and still monger in style.


TJ

[Sperto]

How is the rest of her? Does the stomach match the butt? Pics perhaps?

As I remember she had quite a lot of belly and haircut resembling the bearskin helmets worn by guardsmen on duty at Buckingham Palace in London.

Doable if you like giant butts, but not my cup of tea.
I didn't try her so I have no pics.

[Bravo]

"Mega butt" is an understatement. Bom Bom's butt is HUGE!
I havn't tried her as i prefer smaller butts, but I found Bom Bom's butt very impressive.

How is the rest of her? Does the stomach match the butt? Pics perhaps?

[Sperto]

I sessioned twice with black, mega butt, Bom Bom.

"Mega butt" is an understatement. Bom Bom's butt is HUGE!
I havn't tried her as i prefer smaller butts, but I found Bom Bom's butt very impressive.

[Sunset Strip]

I hit BA 85 at 2pm. The place was livelier than normal for a Saturday. Both floors 1 and 2 were open. The girls on floor 1 were actually girls from floors 3 and 4. And the cashier was the blonde, better known as my next ex-wife, from the 3rd floor. I got a little butt feel today.

I sessioned twice with black, mega butt, Bom Bom. Total was 30R. I drank lots of beer and gave the girls some of the Jack Daniels I had smuggled in. They like American whiskey I have learned. I buy small bottles of whiskey on the plane, keep the bottles, and refill them with the whiskey I buy in Duty Free before I go to centro (downtown RIO). I take one or two with me in my pockets and drink and share with the girls. I also drink beer there, so the whiskey just increases my buzz and gives the girls one, too.

My computer froze twice while I was typing longer reports, so I will add info. Later. I am going to Meia Pataca to hang out and soak in the atmosphere.

TJ

[Bartonsky]

This is a very funny story... but I don't see it continued anywhere.

I just got back from Rio and went to a bunch of Thermas so I have some perspective. I didnt have a girl yell at me like that but I did have a few rebuff my initial attempts.

Some days I think some girls just dont want to work. I am sure they also have some other reasons going on as well. Probably best not to try to figure it out and just find someone who you do jive with.

I was at Luomo one night and I had already been with the Egymptian looking one the other day and tried to chat her up again this night. For whatever reason she just didnt seem interested. I cant speak Portaguese and she cant speak english so it didnt help. Whatever she never seemed that friendly to anyone. So I get up and move back to the bar and then notice some old Asian guy called her over and is now chatting with her and she is all touchy feely with him. Then they eventually go back to a room.

I didnt really feel bad because it would be hard for any objective person to say this old Asian dude was in better shape or better looking than me.

I just dont think there is much logic sometimes. Better to just find a connection or one that seem happy.

I also had a similar experience at 4x4. super tiny hot girl just would not act interested so I just left her.

[Sunset Strip]

I allowed a girl to spend the night in my apartment for R200 last night. SHe just left a few seconds ago. I gave her the 200R and then she wanted R20 for a taxi. I refused. The previous night I bought her an acai juice and got back R20. SHe kept telling me this morning that I had R20 and where I had put it.

Yes, I did have R20 but that is my business and my money. I paid her the R200 in 4 R50 notes. If she NEEDs taxi money so badly she can go buy her self one of those acai juices she loves so much ,when I buy them for her, and then she will get back some change for the taxi.

SHe actually left here with an attitude.

She better be glad she got the R200 because in my opinion they really only deserve R100.

I just realized that I can use this R20 to get laid in a centro therma!

TJ

[Poonani Central]

First Rio trip planned for mid April, a few confirming questions if anyone can assist with some information.

I am not a fan of hangin’ around in a robe, tried it in Macau and wasn’t my gig. Hoping to find more of a bar scene: cheap beers, music, lot’s of mid priced & mid quality girls to choose from. For reference, in the Patpong/ T.J. / Angeles City vein. The interpretation I have from research on this thread leads me to believe that the following venues may fit our groups’ taste (basically a place with a bar and robes are not required, where you can drink beer and view the talent):

• Termas 502
• 'Don'
• Termas Âncora do Recreio
• Paris Café
• Termas Excentric in Niteroi
• Cancuns (Whiskeria)
• 4X4 (Whiskeria)

May be I am barking up the wrong tree here in assuming that Rio has venues that can be compared to anywhere else. If anyone could offer assistance in narrowing down some places or a general area out of what appears to be hundreds of possible choices to maximize the few days we will have in Rio I would greatly appreciate any input.

Really looking forward to an epic trip and I must compliment Bubba Boys work on this thread, a truly astounding, concise compilation in a very short amount of space and appears to be very relevant and useful even today despite that the list was written 2 years ago. My compliments to him and may I wish successful mongering to all!

[Jan 156]

Chris, sorry for your loss.
Out of curiosity, do you think she stole the money during the act?

Thank you for the sentiments Sperto. On balance yes, but it would be hard to prove of course. I had my guard down as I said. In the room we went into porno mode just undressing each other. We went down on each other among other things but of course while I was down on her I couldn´t see what she may have been doing with any clothes strewn about. Her exaggeratd moans and writhings would have covered any non-sexual movement if she was slick about it.

I haven´t seen her before or since. I´ve a feeling she might not be too welcome in that casa in the future at least.

Looked in on Mosaico on the way out of VM tonight but very unimpressed (for anyone new to VM, the fairly new terma that´s opened on Hilario Ribeiro, a few yards outside of VM). Perhaps all the stunners were upstairs on the job?? OK, no real old fat uglies but I´d seen several better just working hard in VM. The catwalk looked more like a pig trough. I thought the prices were a joke - what was it - 140R for half an hour?? The girl I had just been with, one of my VM faves at the moment, was better looking than any at Mosaica and had extended the VM 20 mins to 30 plus so she could get her orgasm and a quick massage. And when I was walking another regular back to her moto-taxi and mentioned my thoughts on Mosaica, she gave me a look that said, Have you only just realised . . . duh.

Cleared up another small VM hassle tonight am pleased to say but have written enough for one post tonight.

Enjoy.

[Sunset Strip]

got there about 2pm today, a little earlier as fridays are really packed. actually, i left ba 85 around 7pm and it was not as crowded as normally. i have been in there on some fridays where the stairs are packed with a slow moving line constantly (i know you think i am exaggerating but wait and see). my guess is that many guys blew their money during carnaval.

i seesioned with little chris on the 3rd floor. nice bbbj and doggie style for r15. i missed my chance to screw the blonde bartender again, perhaps that one time was it.


there was an american in there with a redshirt and jeans on. the shirt had "racing team" on it. if that was you pm because we can meet up sometime and go together.
i know you were not brazilian because you were watching everything, meaning the girls, of course, but also you were making sure of your surroundings by keeping an eye on the dudes. i do that to and have been told it is a dead giveaway!

on saturdays only the 2nd floor is open. the girls are usually lazily sitting about. ask for renata (hey-nata, for the porto-challenged). i am not sure when they close on saturdays but most of the girls leave around 4pm, i remember. i think they were closing as well.
the 2nd floor is the most ghetto of all the floors, but can be real fun.

ba 85 is probably a good starter place for the gringo interested in low budget thermas. ba 113, for example, is less sophisticated and the girls run up to you when you walk in. for me, i have to think before i speak porto and this is a dead give way. so avoid this place until you get up to speed. also rua da carioca 59 (or is it 49), can be a little scary too. but in ba 85 you can sit down and chill.

today, i also took the ferry from centro to niterio. it is short walk from ba 85 to the ferry landing and costs r5 roundtrip. there are much expensive bay tours that provide basically the same service for much more. this ride is really nice as they have upgraded the boats. the irony is that the older boats a few years ago actually provided more outside standing space where you can feel the cool breeze on your face. but then again the boats back then were dirtier.

i got back from niteroi around 7pm. it was getting dark, but there were still lots of people out in centro. i guess people sit around and unwind after a days work (i would call it a hard days work, but these are cariocas!). on previous trips i have sat at a shop and drank a few beers. the beers are cheaper than in copa as well as the food. a quick meal can be had for r3( less than us $1.5)

after i got back to copacabana i ate at the copa grill again. there were 3 americans in the copa grill, perhaps my posts have ruined the place. damn! there goes the neighborhood.

tj

[Playboy2000]

This is a very funny story... but I don't see it continued anywhere.

I just got back from a week in Rio and these are my observations.

To give some background, this is my 4th time to Rio over the course of 5 years and I have always had a great time on all of my trips but this one wasn’t worth the 23 hour roundtrip plane ride.

I’m not sure if it was the friends I brought down or just a couple of bad coincidences.

I traveled with 2 of my buddies this time, one who is an experienced monger and the other who was just going down for the "experience". I knew this was going to be bad Karma when the first words out of his mouth once we landed in Rio was "I changed my mind, I just can’t pay for it. " I’m thinking to myself great than what the fuck did you come for. But I held my tongue and just said cool, do what ever you feel comfortable with.

So the first place we go is Luomo. We are somewhat early we get there at 5pm, take showers and go relax at the bar. We order a couple of drinks and I notice that the girls are just talking to each other and the hottest girls are only interested in talking to this American guy who is sitting in a corner by himself. After an hour I pull over to the bar a smoking hot, tall, somewhat skinny, really cute girl and I tell her to grab her 2 friends she was talking with to talk with my buddies. So my buddy who said he will not pay for it ask his girl for a massage! What an idiot. , I just look at him and laugh! My other buddy is talking to I think the hottest girl in Luomo and decided to take her for a session. I wasn’t going to be left talking with my lame buddy at the bar so I told the sexy, skinny chick that it was time for us to do a session! It was fantastic. She was so cute. BBBJ, couple positions later and done! She was so cute I actually was UP again in about 5 minutes (this never happens) so we tried again, she was trying really hard to get me to go again but I couldn’t so we stopped and just cuddled. Great girl and excellent experience. A bit on the expensive side, I’m not sure what it cost in Reals but my credit card was charged $135US for a 40 minute session and 3 beers.

Oh, my buddy that decided to do a massage session with his girl found out the hard way that you don’t go to Rio to get a massage! His dream girl brought him into the massage room across from the Buffet table and then a professional masseuse came in to do the job. He said she was old and unattractive. I may have seemed sympathetic to his situation but I was really laughing inside.

We then went to Lapa and had a really good time at some of the bars there! Really fun everyone in the streets having a good time. About a 20 minute cab ride from Copa.

Ok, next day we go to 4x4, this has always been my favorite place. Well this time around would be different. Now my other friend who is an experienced monger starts to get a conscious saying "this is bad all of these guys with wives at home" I’m like dude are you kiddin me right now you are in a room with 75 of the hottest girls you’ve ever seen and all you can think about are dudes? ! What is this world coming too. ?

Now here is the crazy part. After scoping out the place for 30-40 minutes I finally found "the one" she has long straight blond hair, ass to die for and nice tits. I gently grab her waist and say "Hi, please come here, lets have a chat" she ignores me. I’m thinking huh, maybe she didn’t hear me. So I say it again and she ignores me. My buddy is like are you getting rejected by a GDP? I said well, I didn’t think that was possible. Never happened before. So I try one more time and then she turns around looks me dead in the eye and said "what do you want? I don’t speak English! " then she walks off. I couldn’t believe this kind of attitude in what is suppose to be the happiest place! Needless to say this got me pissed off. Has anyone ever experienced this before with a Terma girl? I’m in excellent shape by most standards and considered good looking. I just couldn’t understand this attitude for no reason! Since my spirits were low, I mean getting rejected by a hooker is about as low as it can get. I took the next hottie walking by without any screening (biggest mistake)! We make it upstairs, I actually got a shower in my 40 minute room which was a bonus. She hands me a towel and asked me if I was going to shower.

To be Cont.

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[Sperto]

100R wiser?
I went upstairs with about 120 in my pocket... Checking my cash after I leave the casa I have 22R.... Half way through (presumably after accomplishing her mission) she quietened down and gave quite a reasonable performance.

Chris, sorry for your loss.
Out of curiosity, do you think she stole the money during the act?

BTW, I passed VM last Monday afternoon around 5 PM. Quite a few gringos there that early.

[Jan 156]

This is good value just now as there´s a ship in harbour and that´s what it caters to. Mostly American servicemen on shore leave, excellent atmosphere, very laid back, 70R for 30mins, good rooms and service, most girls very do-able and some beauties. Catwalk, strip etc. Bit like the Boston University area I hung out in years ago (only you can shag the girls lol).

Sorry - I wrote a long post on how to find it and how to explore and find stuff out yourself instead of being an ´end-user´. But I lost it cos I didn´t save it. So get to Praca Maua around 1am. On other days, explore the area from Maua to Uruguiana on foot by day and see how many brothels you can find. Then write a report and help others find them lol.

[Jazzy Daddy]

How is the street action in Brazil. How much cheaper are the street girls than the termas or help girls. I have heard you can find what we consider a ten here on the streets in RIO.

Check out my report from February...