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05-21-09 16:02 #642
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05-21-09 10:53 #641
Posts: 125Editing corrections
Originally Posted by Applecrate
Two minor corrections however:
1 - Beaver Bullet should go in the xiao meimei (lit. younger sister)... xiao didi (lit. younger brother) is my equipment and anybody tries to shove anything down my urethra I'm gonna kick their ass! I don't care if she's giving me the best head in the world!
2 - Okamoto condoms are made from Polyurethane. While they are incredibly thin, I just don't feel that they transmit feeling as well as latex. Obviously YMMV and everyone is entitled to choose what kind of hat they like and wear.
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05-21-09 04:58 #640
Posts: 37yes.... closed
I was there last week and yes. 99% closed. There is a shop near Lianhua lu/luoxio lu which was still open but with poor selection.
Darned, where did they all go?
Originally Posted by Formerlybnc
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05-21-09 02:01 #639
Posts: 55Originally Posted by Beijing ABC
A handfull of bbs shops are there and they look like proper barber shops more than bbs. Each shop the girls wear a different uniform/dress. I've been twice and both girls I had from different shops were from Fujian, so maybe all the shops are owned together?
The cool girl I found was in the first shop, nearest volvo office, where they wear blue/purple dresses. I suspect you cannot get anything more than a HJ there though and you shouldn't have to pay more than 100rmb. I was lazy when I went and paid 200 but the girl did give me a long teasing massage and I thought she was pretty cute for a bbs girls. There are some other cuties along that strip aswell as some soso girls caked in makeup.
Hope this helps. Cheers
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05-20-09 10:19 #638
Posts: 63Hao Ding / Caobao Lu - anyone knows?
There's a place called "Hao Ding VIP washing chamber" in 111 Caobao Lu. Does anyone know about it?
I assume it's a sauna with "normal service", but am not sure....
Shamuc
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05-20-09 10:00 #637
Posts: 8Originally Posted by Applecrate
Haha, thanks.
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05-20-09 03:50 #636
Posts: 19White Dragon,
Can you provide exact directions to this Wuzhong Lu BBS strip. Much Obliged.
Originally Posted by White Dragon
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05-20-09 03:37 #635
Posts: 58Happy Town
Guys,
I saw a few posts about Happy town. From what I have been noticing, it is pretty much closed down except the BBBJ shop which is open only until 7pm.
Sometimes shops have girls in and they are "closed" but if you can see thru the doors and see if anyone is inside maybe you can get lucky.
If anyone finds it back open please post on here so we can all know.
fbnc
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05-20-09 00:47 #634
Posts: 55Originally Posted by Applecrate
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05-19-09 15:06 #633
Posts: 43Creative Terminology for Shanghai Mongering Moments
after looking in the abbreviations section, i couldn't locate the necessary terminology to describe various shanghai mongering moments, things, and situations. accordingly, i had to consider some new terminology to, well, describe things.
php. pommel horse practice – when the girl playfully swings her leg across the top while you're on your back as if she's going to 'mount-up' for cowgirl. instead, she fakes the mount and sits between your legs for a hand job. the move looks a lot like a gymnast mounting a pommel horse.
phe. pommel horse event – same as pommel horse practice except the girl quickly and playfully swings across the top of you and mounts up for cowgirl.
bare jam – usually takes place as an unexpected part of a pommel horse event. girl playfully swings her leg across the top early in the session. you've got no raincoat yet, and you're definitely not controlling the fast-paced action. as she quickly swings across, she "jams home your bare dick". hence, bare jam.
cglide. canyon glide – while doing a face-to-face body-to- body soapy slide, your hard dick magically slips between her thighs and "glides into her canyon". this can also happen in massage parlors when you're doing naked body-to-body body glides with massage oil.
mhto. mile high thigh oil – prior to a face-to-face body-slide using massage oil, the girl puts extra oil the tops and insides of her thighs. this facilitates a good thigh fucking, or the occasional canyon glide moment.
all pro – providers who are clearly a cut above the rest. technique, attitude, looks, never complaining about size, these girls are in a different league, always aiming to please. many of them carry a pro tool kit.
ptk. pro tool kit – contains just about everything: pop rocks candy, lube in a squirt bottle, baby oil, condoms, beaver bullets, vibrating toys, handy wipes, ky in a tube, mouthwash in a spray bottle, and gum, among other things.
bob are. – that's the name she's calling you. i think of it as chinese for "daddy" (baba). when they slur the word "baba" while your banging away, it sounds just like they're saying "bob-are".
bb. beaver bullets – rendell's contraceptive pessaries. they are rounded on one end for easy insertion in the xiao didi. they are about the size of the end of your thumb. active agent is nonoxynol 95%. beaver bullets are also called "governors mints" after current pennsylvania governor, ed rendell.
prop & load – one foot on the floor and one foot on the massage table to "prop and load" the beaver bullets.
dburn. daty o'burn – dining at the y if the provider has been using beaver bullets. nonoxynol has been known to irritate things.
ng. ninja grease – providers who use the squirt bottle lube in a very skillful way. many times, unless you're watching closely, you'll miss the fact that its used at all. many of the girls will put the lube in the upper right hand portion of the massage table under the edge of the towel on the pillow. it's easily accessible from here without causing a distraction. if the girl is on her knees giving a bj and you're in the side of the table, she can ease her right hand on the to the lube bottle, get a squirt, and lube her canyon walls while she's squatting. kind of sneaky, hence ninja grease.
p&s. peel & sniff – provider peels off the condom and gives it a quick whiff to make sure you shot your load. if you're exhausted and don't shoot, or a condom is too tight and you can't shoot, they'll figure it out. if you've got a super pro on your hands, then see wait indy.
call for pitchout – when going bareback a girl pats on her stomach thus indicating to shoot the load on the outside. three pats on the stomach is usually the hand signal for a pitch out. also referred to as "dit dit dit" for the morse code letter "s" for stomach.
wait indy – stands for wait i'm not done yet. maybe you're rally tired, jet lagged, whatever. but for some reason, you're not able to pop. your provider happens to be a super pro and takes it personally, so their task is to get you off. hence, wait indy. typical sequence follows: peel & sniff the raincoat, pitch it, prop & load beaver bullets to a bare jam pommel horse event, and call for pitch out. this kind of super pro will get you off.
ling lin san – okamoto 0. 03 condoms are among the thinnest, if not the thinnest latex condom around. much better than the small standard issue raincoats that the girls use.
ling ling ling – 0. 00 means that you are now going bareback.
cowgirl snack – when the provider is going cowgirl and leans over and starts sucking your nipples. also called lilly pad snack because the girl looks like a frog on a lilly pad leaning over for a snack.
hc. hammer commander – similar to a sommelier, but for a sauna. recall that a sommelier is a restaurant employee who orders and maintains the wines sold in the restaurant and usually has extensive knowledge about wine and food pairings. the hammer commander in a server-type sauna knows the the girls very well and can select the right one depending on your specific requests.
sps. seventh planet scientist – providers who really get into ar. recall that the seventh planet form the sun is uranus. hence, the seventh planet scientist is really into ar.
lcm. leather cheerio milk – ky in a tube that's squirted on you arse before they begin the seventh planet scientist begins the ar experiment.
pile carpeting – hemorrhoids with hair on or around them.
mc. mud check – while sitting on one of those split-bottom stools before a soapy session, the provider not only cleans your arse, but sticks her finger in your arse hole to check for any mud residue.
mcgb. mud check gone bad – while performing a mud check, the provider's fingernail gouges your arsehole. long fingernail plus improper mud check equal big sad face.
lhs. lee high salute – chinese word for professional, adept, skillful, proficient is li4 hai4. pronounced "lee high", a lee high salute is when the provider looks at you and says hen3 li4 hai4 (very proficient). usually means the provider acknowledges your abilities.
tao. ten against one – similar to five against one except it's a two-handed hand job (2xhj) usually performed by the girl while you're on your back and she's sitting between your legs. by the way, the urban dictionary defines five against one as "a very one sided but none-the-less enjoyable game of wrestling in which madame palm and her five sisters attempt to strangle kojak. the game ends when you make the bald man cry.
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05-19-09 14:18 #632
Posts: 40Happy town
Can someone help here with regards to Happy town location?
I tried the below but still not sure if this is right.
Thanks!
Originally Posted by Bier 8
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05-19-09 13:35 #631
Posts: 234forgot
forgot...
that paying for sex in Shanghai article is quite outdated...
Shanghai Daily printed an article interviewing Renai Hospital which was the hospital in question... they said it is not in any way true...
just to let u all know
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05-19-09 13:15 #630
Posts: 234Back
Finally back after getting a proxy server....hate the China firewall..
Good to see Blacklisted and other senior members are still around. Business is still going as usual... hope thats the same for all members...
Just to let ppl know, sauna across from Crowne Plazza is on the corner of fahuazhen road and Panyu Road.
Also I believe the whole Ji Yuan group is done with... Ji Yuan 3 changed names.
Many handjob places on Wuzhong Road past Guilin road....100RMB
Village is still around at 150 a shot....
As for TRL, enjoy it well it lasts... When Shangri-la opens its moviing... girls go down in price after midnight... 600 or so max 1000... now with Visas getting very very hard to get for the girls they are trying to go for the bigger kills...
Cheers all...
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05-19-09 02:38 #629
Posts: 1019Get A Life Haokool
Originally Posted by Haokool
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05-18-09 23:53 #628
Posts: 409To Boulaman
Hey Boulaman:
welcome to Shanghai. We are all here to make sure your trip is pleasant. Sorry you don't have much time.
For a full service sauna, I suggest going to a website called "International Sex Guide". You can go to a forum dedicated to China, and even more exciting - there is even a folder dedicated only to mongering in Shanghai ! I know, pretty freaking amazing.
Anyway, in that Shanghai folder at the "International Sex Guide" website, you will find plenty of field reports that give you exactly the information you are looking for.
Have an amazingly awesome time, dude ! bu-bye !