Adelita Bar Reports

[Member #4450]

YOU MUST LIVE IN THE NOW, GRASSHOPPER!

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula!!!

You need to stop smoking that shit Ravo your getting worse every day.
Have you see a doctor lately? LOL!

[Rabo Verde]

YOU MUST LIVE IN THE NOW, GRASSHOPPER!

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula!!!

[Sound7]

One has a built in typical response to change/loss and may find odd with response of others' styles or find helpful hints in others' style.

I resent that remark, I am not shy and would inquire to the services of a lone average looking shy girl.

Sounds like a lone sheep ready for the slaughter.

[Efjayel]

Finished mish as she has a cute face. Rapid cleanup and we were both back in ABs in 31 minutes.

I don't usually do mish on new girls cause most look away while doing missionary. They turn their head to the side and look up at the ceiling. It reminds me of some movie I saw a long time ago where the girl does the exact same thing while sleeping with a guy she doesn't like. So it totally kills the mood for me. One girl cute girl I was with didn't turn away. Instead she made eye contact while talking dirty. It was such a turn on I came pretty quick. lol.

I haven't seen that girl in a while. Wish she would return.

[Dornyone]

My wingman and I went down again yesterday for a couple of hours. No problems, cab ride to La Perla for lunch and a couple of beers, the house special seafood enchiladas are great, but spicy.
First stop, HK, the place was jumping, at only 1pm. Some lunatic stumpy little chick was running around giving neck and back massages. I gave her a buck just to stop her beating on my back. I can only guess at the damage she'd do if I took her up on the offered "blowjob, sin condom". The meseros were annoying, too aggressive, the young trainees are looking good. Barely got out of there as a tall, half oriental looker grabbed my attention (and dick) and we nearly made a deal there and then. Nope, AD it had to be so we left.

Once in AD we pretty much immediately hooked up with two chicas, oddly enough, both called "Vanya" go figure. After one beer each for the girls, we all went arriba, usual prices etc. The Vanya I was with was cute, A cups, noticeable scar from navel downwards, slight belly sag after disrobing. Mechanical CBJ, CG, mish. Finished mish as she has a cute face. Rapid cleanup and we were both back in ABs in 31 minutes. She didn't ask for $ at all, a change. I had been with her before but it was a while ago and I didn't remember the scar.
I laughed when I saw that my wingman was halfway through his beer, at the bar ahead of me. His Vanya was a very hyper little spinner, killer body with bolt ons. Long dyed (weaved?) hair but prominent teeth that looked dangerous, he rated her good, noisy but too fast to vacate the room after the act. She does a very active stage show, which is how I was able to grade her body.

$5 Cab to the line, 10 minute wait, "where are you going?" was the question from a very bored oriental lady CBP agent, "home" was the response.
No traffic, averaged 75 all the way back to OC.

[Sound7]

Pure timing situation and could go any direction. GL

"Hello American Friends can anyone be brave enough not to take any ID to Tijuana and when you get back just say your wallet was stolen, but only if your are a true American Caucasian brown hair colored eyes speak with a yawl Scot-Irish real American, no mixed or minorities try this, I would like to know if you get any kind of BS by the ICE agents at the crossing point imagine that getting BS from an agent getting in your own country"

WTF? I'm sure that the stolen wallet thing would work with the ICE agents at Chaman, have you tried it? Come and do your own research.
The video link was dead and as CC said, that was HK.

[Sgt Perv]

If the girlfriend is average looking and not making eye contact then it's very likely she will not be approached by pervs.

I resent that remark, I am not shy and would inquire to the services of a lone average looking shy girl.

Sounds like a lone sheep ready for the slaughter.

[Efjayel]

In AB, I have seen the occasional girlfriend but they always stay attached to their boyfriends for safety.

lol yeah. From what I've seen they're always sitting right next to their boyfriends holding on tight like if watching a horror movie. They know better than to turn around for one second in a place where hot girls straight up come on to guys and offer them sex like candy samples.

If the girlfriend is average looking and not making eye contact then it's very likely she will not be approached by pervs. In AB, if you're not aggressive you don't get customers and the customers expect aggressiveness from an AB girl or they think she's currently not looking for customers.

[Jbones]

I spent another Thursday at Adelita Bar (AB) but strangely I felt a little worn out for this trip for whatever reason and it did have an impact on the quality of my time there. I should have known something was going to be amiss when on the trolley ride to the border some person was vomiting out his internal organs and trying to catch them in a plastic bag that was dangerously close to overflowing. Those kind of things usually happen on my return trip from TJ not on the trip down there. Luckily it did not have a cascade effect on the trolley but more then a few people looked they were trying to chew back their lunch.

I arrived at AB hotel at around 2pm and got a room for the usual price. I forgot to mention in my previous post that at least in the two rooms I have had so far (301, 302) they have flat screen televisions installed in the rooms. Interestingly enough the TV’s are programmed to pick up several hardcore porn channels. Also you can get a live video feed from the club showing the stipper club stage, though there is no sound for the in club feed, so sorry you can not groove to you favorite Adelita dance tunes in your room. I does allow you from your room to track how busy the bar is getting since the camera in the bar is angled so you can see much of the main bar area. Many of the girls in the club don’t know about the television in the room. I have been leaving the television on the AB feed when I leave the room. When I bring the girls back to the room, they usually notice it right away and play with the television. One girl I had in my room turned it on the porn channel and I can say she was somewhat inspired by what she saw. Another girl was disgusted by what she saw and tried to find a soap channel, sadly for her the TV mostly has porn channels. She grew very frustrated switching channels from one depraved act to another. I found the entire situation funny.

Another tip I have, if you are getting a room for the night at the AB hotel you will likely be cleaning your own room after each session so you do not need to tip the cleaning guys until you leave in the morning. I never tip them at night. When you check into your room the guy at the main desk will give you two rolled up towels each containing a bar of soap and a condom. Now if you have multiple sessions in your room, you know towels go pretty fast. You could go down to the front desk and get more, but the front desk will charge you a dollar for another rolled up towel with a condom and soap or you can do what I do. The third floor is really isolated and there is usually never a cleaning guy on the third floor. The cleaning guys will either be by the main desk or sit by the stairs on the second floor. On the third floor there is usually a cleaning cart that will contain extra clean towels and clean sheets and if you are lucky, toilet paper. Sometimes you have to look for this cart on the third floor since it does move around. I usually search for the cleaning cart when I first check in and take several clean sheets and towels from the cart. You can also leave your used towels and sheets outside your room by your door or another room door if you want, with no problem, the cleaning guys have always discarded them before the next time I bring a chica in the room. The only thing you wont be able to get for free are condoms. They will still try to get a buck from you at the front desk for each additional condom, but you can easily just bring your own better quality ones with you and not worry about it. Also some of the rooms have trash cans, others do not. I normally bring a least one plastic bag with me for a trash bag in case the room doesn’t have a trash bin. If you are having multiple sessions, used condoms and tissue paper start to add up.

Thursday afternoon in AB was really slow, a fair number of girls but very few customers. It didn’t really start getting busy until around midnight and when it did it was much busier than the previous week, many more girls and a lot more gringos. I guess people are realizing it is still relatively safe in TJ or they cant go that long without the chicas either way at times the bar had a weekend feel to it. As stated previously I felt physically drained before even entering the bar. If I was smart, I should have just gone after the young eye candy, trophy fuck girls in the state I was in, while they don’t usually give the best session they are visually stunning and least seem to energize me in the sessions. When I arrived in the bar, I hooked up with Jalit the daytime dancer, I bullshit with her for a long time and had a session with her in which she had to work incredibly hard to make me happy. I would describe the session as adequate, it was literally the same as the last time I was with her which is not to say it was not good, just it is very easy to get into a routine with her so I can only do her in doses.

Making My Own GFE.
I was being really lazy at trying to find the second girl, the sex drive wasn’t really there. The funny thing is that stunners at Adelita don’t usually approach you but if you choose one for a session then the next time you see them they will literally pounce on you. I don’t have the heart to tell most of these stunners that they really are not good at sex, sorta bland and its really for me the excitement of having sex with new hot girls. So I spent a good portion of my early evening refusing a number of young hot girls I had previously been with. I was finally approached by an older (late twenties, early thirties) pretty and busty blond woman and her "cute" and thicker younger brunette friend. She tried to sell the standard threesome deal, most likely fuck her, change condom, fuck her friend deal but I declined and said I only fuck one girl at a time, unless I am in Brazil but I did not tell them that. The blonde asked which I thought was better looking her or her friend, of course I told her she was. For some reason I was looking for a GFE type experience for my next session, something that would charge me plus I had not taken an older girl in a while though she was definitely was attractive. So in trying to set up the GFE, I asked for an hour. I did not discuss what was on the menu since I was trying to make this a GFE and I had a sense event though she was somewhat aloof I could work with her. When we get into the room she played with the TV and turned it to a porn channel, I think she was trying to act like it excited her in the hope it would make me excited and it would make the session go faster but I was in the mood for a slow and more sensuous session this time. We quickly got undressed and I tried to kiss her but she would turn her head and not allow me access to her lips. In the past I think her not kissing me would have pissed me off and ruined the session but I have learned to work deal with such issues, also I did not negotiate up front what I expected so in truth I would have been more at fault, anyway I started doing baby kisses on her breasts which she did allow and I got a little low on her stomach and I think she thought I was trying give her DATY since she twisted herself on her side to deny me access. The truth was I was even thinking about DATY since I rarely do it with the girls at AB but the way she denied me access made it challenge in my mind. Of course I could have been in for a nasty surprise, maybe she was trying to hide an infection or her period but I got the vibe with the way she was refusing my kisses she most likely had a husband or boyfriend and it was her way in her mind to remain faithful. So I want back to kissing her body. Luckily for me she did not deny kisses around her neck which has repeatedly proven to me to be the Achilles heel of many women. So I began kissing her neck and her breasts for the next 15 minutes. I have to admit I had her panting pretty hard and squirming. The sounds of a woman getting fucked hard on the porn channel was adding to intensity of the situation. I once again move down to kissing her stomach but she crossed her legs trying to deny me access though this time she did not turn on her side. So I began kissing her legs and eventually she parted her legs a little giving slight access to her inner thighs. So I focused on her inner thighs for about 5 minutes and ever so slowly she opened up and I took my opportunity. She was not easy to make orgasm. I spent another 15 minutes working on her until she just lost it and was bucking and moaning like crazy. She sat halfway up tried to pull me up by her head and I knew she wanted to have sex right after her orgasm but after investing that much time in making her orgasm I wasn’t about to give in. So I went back to orally pleasuring her, after a minute of my efforts she lay back down and starting to knead her breasts and just let me continue. Her second orgasm was even more intense her body literally coming off the bed and her hands driving me hard onto her clit and she was gasping for air. After her second orgasm she was smiling and giggling like a school girl, this time when she pulled me up by my head I let her. She immediately began to passionately to deep French kiss me. I just laughed inside thinking whoever she was trying not to cheat on was forgotten at least for now. The sex with her was frantic and hard with a lot a kissing and some biting, honestly it was exactly what I needed in my tired state and I was able to pop twice in a session that lasted about one hour and twenty minutes. She wanted to come back my room later on after she made her money for the night and stay with me until six in the morning and she said at no cost. I am sure she not only wanted a repeat session but also a place to sleep a couple of hours until she was allowed to leave the club. Since I did not know how long it would take her to make her money for the night nor she could give me an estimate, I did not take her up on the offer though the session was extremely hot and I may repeat with her in the future.

If I was tired before, I was exhausted after this session. Luckily I ran into my favorita who is my traditional closer around midnight, she was acting strange, pretty much I guessed she was drunk which proved to be right. I was tired so drinking with her seemed an acceptable option. I come to find out she was smashed from drinking tequila and to eventually quiet her I drank one with her. She noticed I was tired and so she said she would go up to the room with me. So I told her I would pay her for an hour, which is really a joke between us since she always ends up staying in my room to around 7:00 am. So we head up to my room about 1:00 AM which was a shame since the bar was bumping and I started seeing a lot of new girls I hadn’t seen before but I was just too tired to do anything with them. Stunner normally dont have patience and patience was something I needed right now. Upstairs despite my favorita best efforts she just couldn’t make me pop. We both got the hint and just went to sleep. Around 6:00 am without any prodding from me she took the initiative and was determined to give me a happy ending. After a lot of work even after my rest period she was able to claim victory. I ended crossing the border around 7:40 am. Strangely unlike my visit last Thursday there was very limited foot traffic and it took no more than ten minutes to cross. I normally run into the morning foot traffic rush hour with all the people that live in Mexico but either work or go to school in San Diego. I would consider this trip to Adelita fair mainly due to the lack of energy on my part. My trip next week to AB will likely be my last for several months. I am thinking I will just go on a Tues. or Weds. Much slower days than Thursdays just for the change of pace and I will focus exclusively on new girls, no repeat girls. From my past experiences while these days are a lot slower and has fewer girls they usually afford me a much better opportunity to chat with the girls and the girls normally have lower economic expectations on those days.

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[JPF]

One often sees "non-pros" in HK: girlfriends, lesbians, girls on the town in a group. They also have girl on girl shows so presumably those girls are open to it.

In CC it is usually so quiet that it would not be a problem.

In AB, I have seen the occasional girlfriend but they always stay attached to their boyfriends for safety.

I appreciate all of the reports on here, I just moved to the area and am looking forward to my first trip down south.

Just a quick question: Any thoughts on bring a girlfriend along to any of the 3 major ones (AB, CC and HK)? Any one, if any, better than the others for that? Are the girls there open to girl-girl sex as well? Any advice would be appreciated and I hope to be able to contribute sometime in the near future.

Thanks!

[Naked Gunz]

I appreciate all of the reports on here, I just moved to the area and am looking forward to my first trip down south.

Just a quick question: Any thoughts on bring a girlfriend along to any of the 3 major ones (AB, CC and HK)? Any one, if any, better than the others for that? Are the girls there open to girl-girl sex as well? Any advice would be appreciated and I hope to be able to contribute sometime in the near future.

Thanks!

I'm sure this topic has been covered here quite a few posts back.
Personally I think it would not be a big issue at HK or CC. AB is such a *****house your girl might get offered 60 bucks on the way to the bathroom.

[Cutegeek]

I appreciate all of the reports on here, I just moved to the area and am looking forward to my first trip down south.

Just a quick question: Any thoughts on bring a girlfriend along to any of the 3 major ones (AB, CC and HK)? Any one, if any, better than the others for that? Are the girls there open to girl-girl sex as well? Any advice would be appreciated and I hope to be able to contribute sometime in the near future.

Thanks!

[Dornyone]

"Hello American Friends can anyone be brave enough not to take any ID to Tijuana and when you get back just say your wallet was stolen, but only if your are a true American Caucasian brown hair colored eyes speak with a yawl Scot-Irish real American, no mixed or minorities try this, I would like to know if you get any kind of BS by the ICE agents at the crossing point imagine that getting BS from an agent getting in your own country"

WTF? I'm sure that the stolen wallet thing would work with the ICE agents at Chaman, have you tried it? Come and do your own research.
The video link was dead and as CC said, that was HK.

[Cobra Comander]

I uploaded this video clip from channel 12 I don’t know what bar it is I never been to Tijuana but I guess its Adelitas,

The Photos are from Hong Kong....


CC

[Slumdog]

Tijuana Bars Channel 12 News story

I uploaded this video clip from channel 12 I don’t know what bar it is I never been to Tijuana but I guess its Adelitas, I would like to know if anyone knows any of these girls especially Brasil how are they, how is Brasil.


http://rapidshare.com/files/24058750...aZona.mpg.html

Hello American Friends can anyone be brave enough not to take any ID to Tijuana and when you get back just say your wallet was stolen, but only if your are a true American Caucasian brown hair colored eyes speak with a yawl Scot-Irish real American, no mixed or minorities try this, I would like to know if you get any kind of BS by the ICE agents at the crossing point imagine that getting BS from an agent getting in your own country