Dubai Reports

[Poonhound69]

My nooner's phone is dead . Will try her tomorrow.

Shame, was looking forward to ruttin between those big firm tits

Headin for a follow up visit to a Ghanan in Baraha.

If I can charm away the mercenariness, she's a good candidate for 5 o clock specials after work.

Will report.

[Poonhound69]

Deadly snakes slithering past on the grass?

You reminded me of the weirdest place I ever shagged a girl. She was my long-time girlfriend, and in the early days of our romance we were horse-riding in the countryside far from civilization or roads. We stopped at a stream in the middle of nowhere for a swim. Soon enough we were naked in the warm clear stream, with deadly snakes slithering past on the grass as we fucked heartily in the warm shallow water. We only stopped when out of the blue we heard the sounds of a lone horseman approaching, quickly put our swimming clothes back on, and we gave him a wave as he tipped his cowboy hat at us and meandered past us.

[Piper1]

I've done a school, a church, and a garden, but no street. The closest I've gotten was a german geophysicist on a freezing dirt road next to a polo field. We had the windows down and the heater on so that the tit I wasn't holdin wouldn't freeze as I took her from behind. (we had gone to "feed the horses")

You reminded me of the weirdest place I ever shagged a girl. She was my long-time girlfriend, and in the early days of our romance we were horse-riding in the countryside far from civilization or roads. We stopped at a stream in the middle of nowhere for a swim. Soon enough we were naked in the warm clear stream, with deadly snakes slithering past on the grass as we fucked heartily in the warm shallow water. We only stopped when out of the blue we heard the sounds of a lone horseman approaching, quickly put our swimming clothes back on, and we gave him a wave as he tipped his cowboy hat at us and meandered past us.

[Poonhound69]

Headin for a follow up visit to a Ghanan in Baraha.

If I can charm away the mercenariness, she's a good candidate for 5 o clock specials after work.

Will report.

[Poonhound69]

Did the earth move for you?

I set myself up for that one

[Poonhound69]

Following some discussion in the Dubai thread, maybe better posted here for future reference:

http://www.gulfnews.com/nation/Polic.../10332341.html

Right next to that link is the summer bachelor survey, asking us what we do when our wives are away. Should we just add a link to the forum?.

http://www.gulfnews.com/yoursay/yoursay/10332547.htmll

[Barcrawler]

The closest I've gotten was a german geophysicist on a freezing dirt road next to a polo field.

Did the earth move for you?

[Poonhound69]

I think I was still inebriated when I wrote it. What I meant was no sex in the Taxi, or even heavy petting. Have shagged in my garden before but never on the street. :-)

I figured it was the booze talking :P

I've done a school, a church, and a garden, but no street. The closest I've gotten was a german geophysicist on a freezing dirt road next to a polo field. We had the windows down and the heater on so that the tit I wasn't holdin wouldn't freeze as I took her from behind. (we had gone to "feed the horses")

[GroinStrain]

Wednesday night was bored again and despite my best intentions decided to travel up to Bur Dubai for a few drinks with Steve Dubai. No hotel room booked and I was determined to get home at a reasonable hour. Had arranged to meet Steve in the Music room and arrived there at about 9.15. 25 minutes door to door from Jebel ali which is a new record at that time of night.

Music room was almost empty apart from a herd of 10 Filipinas. Took up position at the back shelf directly behind the herd and waited for Steve to arrive. Glances and smiles from a couple of the Filipinas and then the boldest and shortest came over for a chat. Pleasantries exchanged but she was not my favourite of the bunch. Beckoned over the cutest and after a chat exchanged phone numbers. FiliTina was her name. Then remembered Steve Dubai's recent pull from the Music Room and texted him to check that we weren't going for the same girl. He then walked in the room to gasps from the herd. His previous conquest being the 1st girl who approached me. That was close. :-)

Couple of beers later we decided to head to ratsky's Karama. Nothing much to report apart from the guy with the red crocs and the nice looking Cebu girl whose number I collected for future reference. (refer to Saturday report for further details). Pickings were slim and Steve was having trouble deciding who to go for. Bailed out leaving Steve to make his choice.

Thursday night. Started with office party and then collected Miss Ethiopia and headed to Seaview. Same same. Highlight of evening being Steve Dubai dancing! Decided to bailout and head to Rockwells. Guy on door tried to charge me but I just refused and walked past. Loads of arab guys in tonight and not as many Filipina girls as last week. Couple of Africans at the bar. Lights on and headed to hotel for some action. No PRC picked up on the way this week. Cialis I had bought from chemist next to Spinney's must have been fakes as didn't have the full desired effect. After sobering up in morning had another session which was much better.

Friday night. Arranged to meet SD in York and got there about 12.15. Tried to charge me at the door but I refused and was allowed in. Had a walkround to try and find SD and stopped at the front bar for a beer. Had just ordered when a lovely Fili girl walked past. Tried to follow but she was faster than me and could get through smaller gaps in the crowd so lost her. No sign of her later. Also spotted a couple of cute indian girls but they seemed to disapear quickly. Found SD and he had chosen a previous pull as his companion for the night. Great choice as she looked lovely. She tried to find me a girl but none were to my liking. My usual line that I was only here for a drink was used numerous times to shake off the pursuers. Was latched onto by another PRC and was trying to shake her off when I spotted a cutey standing behind me. Tired of using the same extrication line I decided to just turn round and focus on the cutey. PRC MaiMai she shall be known as. Agreed the deal and said we would leave after I finished my beer. SD having just departed after congratulating me on my pick and asking if we could swap. On later reflection I should have accepted his offer. Jumped in a cab and headed to hotel.

Arrived in a couple of minutes and SD was just getting out of the cab in front. Passport formalities being processed SD again suggested we swap. Shit another opportunity missed. In the room and the money up front question comes up. Refuse again and she starts to get dressed. I can't be bothered with trawling the streets again at 3AM so relent and say money stays on the desk. I turn my back and she's putting it in her bag. I get annoyed now and say it stays on the desk till the morning. Clothes off again and she has a lovely body. Then she says no french kissing :-( WTF. Only CBJ was on the menu but she enjoyed DATY and was extremely wet. Sex in miss, cow girl and doggy but I couldn't finish again. Have to remember to book into doctor next week. Finished and she starts to get dressed. Asked her WTF she was doing and she said that for Dhs600 it was only shortime. Told me my friend pay Dhs 1000 to his girl. Will have to check this later with SD. I am sure we agreed to LT in York but I was getting seriously pissed off by this stage and let her go. It was 4.30AM so I thought best to get some sleep. I seriously wished I had taken up SD's offer to swap.

Saturday morning wake at 11.00 and lounge in bed alone watching TV. Consider having a wank to pass the time but cannot manage it watching the Simpsons. Afraid that Marge just doesn't do it for me. Try MTV but no sexy female singers so give Miss PI Cebu girl a call. She says that she is jealous that I took different girl last night. Am a bit confused as how the fxxk would she know? 45 minutes later she is knocking on the door and looks good. She realise who I am when she comes in and thought my number was someone else explaining her previous comment. Nice body with a bit of extra weight and great boobs and nipples. She said no DATY as she was too embarrassed so I started on the nips and moved lower and lower. Ended up DATY by stealth and she had a noisy orgasm. Very wet and slipped inside her. Missionary and then she came again in Cowgirl. Then onto some hard doggy and ended up COB. Vowed to take her overnight next time as she is horny as hell and really forward.

[GroinStrain]

This one went over my head.... You street walked for two nights and had full sex on the street after the taxi driver left the scene?

:P

I think I was still inebriated when I wrote it. What I meant was no sex in the Taxi, or even heavy petting. Have shagged in my garden before but never on the street. :-)

[Poonhound69]

I very stupidly walked the streets 2 nights running but am careful not to have full sex until the taxi driver has left the scene.

This one went over my head.... You street walked for two nights and had full sex on the street after the taxi driver left the scene?

:P

[Sky Ryder]

Apologies for not contacting you but it was a spur of the moment decision to meet up with Steve Dubai and we ended up in Ratsky1. I sincerely hope you were not the guy walking round with the red crocs on! Possibly the worst footwear ever spotted in a club!
SD was a bit put out when he bought a drink for the girl he was chatting to. It was amusing to see her try and extricate herself from red crocs man as she was obviously not interested.

Not sure about the legend status, that just makes me feel older than I am.

Was only on a recon trip and bailed our early but only after getting the number of a smokin hot Cebu girl. Bit bigger than my normal choice but her grinding hips when she danced swung it for me :-)

I have been accused of a lot of fashion faux pas's, but thankfully wearing Croc's in public is not one of them. I think that comes right after they attach the spittle cup to my hospital gown......

I will look forward to my next visit to Dubai....

About this flu thing, there might be something to it, I noticed a lot of flu like symptoms myself the last couple of days.

[Carlos Primeros]

I was two weeks ago in Dubai, went out on a Wednesday night to Rattlesnake. I arrived there around 9.30 and paid 50 DHS entrance-fee (this included one beer). Approx. 20M and 8F had been hanging around. All the girls had been either Philippinas or PRCs and all the the range of 5.6. At around 11.00 I left as there was nothing to score.

Thrusday I went to the music room. Arrived there at 10 pm. Club was 30 % occupied, 70% guys and 30 % girls. Again a lot of asians and a few CIS. Talked to one Philippina (a 7. 8 in my book) who quoted me 2000DHS, I told here that I did not want to buy her pussy but only rent it for ST. She would not budge. So I left her alone. I finally ended up with a CIS for 1000DHS. She looked quite "lady-like" and I simply walked into the Park Hyatt with here, nobody even noticing anything or objecting. We had a good night, a joint breakfast and at 10 am she left.

In general I have the impression that Dubai is more or less dead.

A lot of expats have left, hotels are empty (and discounting heavily), bars are empty. It is even possible to get a taxi during rush-hour without a problem. The whole Dubai-bubble has burst and life is again at a normal level. Prices are going down from a very high level and in general Dubai is still very expensive. I would not come to Dubai only for mongering.

I tried to access ISG from Dubai via a proxy server but it is very slow and sucking. This reprot is written now in Portugal and I am glad to be back have all the BUNDAS again available for a fraction of what you pay in Dubai.

Carlos

[Piper1]

Hi Guys,

I'm visiting Dubai next month. I would appreciate if you could guide me on where to start. Any tips? Locations?

Please help!

Regards,

Spidey

You're kidding, right?

Did malecon staff mention anything about when they will have a dry night for the holiday?

I didn't ask, but it will be Sunday night - see General Reports thread.

[Poonhound69]

Been a few weeks since I checked the Dubai WG bar scene , but recent reports have inspired me to check it out again, maybe tomorrow night.

Did malecon staff mention anything about when they will have a dry night for the holiday?