Hong Kong Club Reports

[Sgt Perv]

the best way to prevent that from happening is washing your hands with soap and hot water.

Wash well and wash often.

Hand Sanitizer is even better. You can get a travel bottle for one dollar or so with or without alcohol (preferred). This is my favorite because it is fast drying and you can use it sitting at the table.

[Surfnk9]

I always like to do a little finger dip with each of the girls, then check out the aroma. Some are a bit funky, most likely from guys fingering them all day (GUYS: Wash your fucking hands when you’re there, and throw the bathroom guy a buck or at least a quarter, don’t be a dick).

Hand washing is more than good personal hygiene practice. One of the first things I do as I enter the room is go to the bathroom and wash my hands real well, hot water and lots of soap. Since I often stay at Cascadas I already have my own decent soap and towel in the bathroom, not the crap potato chip bar and rag towel the front desk hands out.
The girls like the fact that I clean myself up before touching them and most importantly it puts them at ease.

Remember it is things you handle, that have been handled by someone who is sick, that is most likely what gets you sick. Then you put your hand to your mouth, say sip a beer or take a drag off your cigarette. A lot is touched in the bars, and I mean more that the girl’s asses, pussies, and tits. Do you think those pesky waiters actually care about your health and go out of their way to wash their hands before they open the beer bottle and hand it to you? Add to that all the other things you touch (table tops, chairs, door handles, ect.) that have been touched by countless other mongers. Often you will read on these threads about a monger who got sick after their TJ visit. Well, the best way to prevent that from happening is washing your hands with soap and hot water.
Wash well and wash often.

[Lulu Pussy]

Thanks for the TR, LP.

I met Amika once, and she does have a very sweet personality. IMHO, you paid a serious premium for a high-mileage day-shift girl.

She has a lot of reviews on the TJA board, including, IIRC, her penchant for BBFS. But memory is a bit fuzzy. One thing that is not fuzzy is the assertion that she has/had an STD and may have passed it on. Genital warts, to be exact.

Be careful out there...

To each his own. Putting on a hat is obviously more prudent than not. But, at my age, a tiny risk for a lot more fun is my choice. I've gone BBBJ and BBFS every time I can. Got be at least a couple hundred times. I've never, ever caught anything more than a cold or flu from a provider. And a hat won't do anything about that. I'm grateful that the vast majority of my fellow PLs have the good sense to bag it to even further reduce my risk. Ya pays yo money and you takes yo chances. If only I had such a track record at the tables in Vegas.

[Phordphan]

Thanks for the TR, LP.

I met Amika once, and she does have a very sweet personality. IMHO, you paid a serious premium for a high-mileage day-shift girl.

She has a lot of reviews on the TJA board, including, IIRC, her penchant for BBFS. But memory is a bit fuzzy. One thing that is not fuzzy is the assertion that she has/had an STD and may have passed it on. Genital warts, to be exact.

Be careful out there...

[Sgt Perv]

I always like to do a little finger dip with each of the girls, then check out the aroma. Some are a bit funky, most likely from guys fingering them all day (GUYS: Wash your fucking hands when you’re there, and throw the bathroom guy a buck or at least a quarter, don’t be a dick).

Nothing wrong with getting a heads up before you go arriba. Be careful to how you finger them,some ways are better than others.

[Lulu Pussy]

I made quite a find. Don’t know if she’s been reviewed here before (haven’t been keeping up), but Amika (ah mee ka) from El Salvador has shot up to #1 on my ATF list.

Here’s the story: Went to HK a couple nights ago (Thursday) and it was a zoo. I think it was their anniversary of the expansion or something. Outside there were a guy and chica in clown outfits on stilts, and another clown stilt guy outside the old entrance (on the SW street).

Inside it was PACKED with guys and chicas. I mean PACKED, you could barely move. Most of the chicas where in Mardi Gras outfits, and the stage shows were tame, more of a party kinda dancing than strip shows. With so many people in there, it was way, way hot.

I went to the new bar on the second floor and had a beer and cuervo. The stool I was on was getting a little air conditioning breeze, so it was tolerable. The place was jumping and LOUD and fun, but that made the usual business difficult. I was keeping an eye out for my latest love, Beya, for another of her wonderful BBBJCIMs, but didn’t see her.

It was about 11 p.m. or so. Decided to take a walk and see if things would cool down a bit later. Did a walk through all the bars around there to just check them out and waste some time. A few have strip shows, but they tend to be pretty tame. Hard to understand why some of them don’t try to emulate HK’s success and wild things up a bit with their own lesbo shows and girls willing to show a little pussy once in a while.

Went back to HK sometime after midnight. Still packed. But dancing on the nearest table was my lovely Beya! No drinks, just immediate arriba. I’ve reviewed her before, very nice looking with all the makeup (she does it really well, so she looks really nice). I just go for the BBBJ with her cuz it’s so good. She takes every drop of my load without a blink. Nice!

Then back across the border for the night.

Then next day, I come back to HK at about 11 a.m. Quite a difference. Not a lot of chicas around (probably all still sleeping off last night), less than a dozen guys there. No one was on the stage yet when I got there, but after a few minutes, up went Amika. Nice dancing, nice body (good booty, really nice tits, enhanced a bit but really nice to the touch).

And even though she was, I think, the first dancer of the day, there wasn’t a moment’s hesitation about her moving her panties aside for a little finger play. Lots of eye contact, smiles and nice soft kiss too. Amazing what $1 gets you in TJ.

After her set, was waiting for her to come back and enjoyed some of the same great $1 value with the next several chicas. I always like to do a little finger dip with each of the girls, then check out the aroma. Some are a bit funky, most likely from guys fingering them all day (GUYS: Wash your fucking hands when you’re there, and throw the bathroom guy a buck or at least a quarter, don’t be a dick).

Takes a while for her to come back down. I’m weighing my options, but decide to approach Amika. Told her I liked her dancing and wanted to take her to the hotel. Up we go.

I usually don’t negotiate first. Makes it too biz-like, which turns the girl off. Things go better when she thinks you’re into her and your first priority is to fuck her, not bargain with her like she’s something at a swapmeet. I get better mileage that way, and seemed to rarely get what was promised back when I did the bargaining.

We get upstairs and I start to get undressed. She immediately begins DFK’ing me. We’re still standing at that little counter thing in the room. She takes off her dress and starts rubbing that nice booty against my firming up dick. I slip her panties down and give her a little lick. She puts her knee up on the counter to the side and spreads those devine lips apart. I dive in for some sweet DATY. Just a minute or two and I figure we’re ready to take this to the bed. She again rubs her ass and pussy against my now hard cock. I make the move to get in there sin condom. Then the big surprise. She goes for it.

I’m in heaven, BB fucking this lovely from behind. Her pussy is nice and wet, feels like I’m fucking silk. After a couple minutes we move to the bed, doing doggy, then go mish for a long time. I never wanted it to end. She genuinely seemed to cum a couple times (real or faked well, all the same to me). She could tell I was about to let loose. I expected her to tell me to pull out or she would just scoot back at the last minute, but no. Splashed up in there like it was Christmas. OMFG! I am completely in love.

After, we even cuddled for a bit. I go take a shower. When I come out, she’s sitting up by the sink rinsing my cum out and giving me a big smile. Damn! I told her she’s now mi esposa de TJ. Gave her 100 for a job very well done.

I don’t get down to TJ very often, but I’m going to have to figure a way to get back down there again soon.

Usually I’d keep something this good to myself, but I want to make sure she makes some good money and sticks around TJ for a while.

Have at it boys, she won’t disappoint.

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[Dylan]

I'd actually read about Anthrax on this board before I met her.

When she came up to me in the bar, I said, "hey, I've heard of you, but do you realize that Anthrax is a POISON? "

She said yes, "but you'll remember my name, right? "

When I saw her this week, she kept saying, "I'm Anthrax, and you're my VICTIM! "

She said something to the desk clerk when we went arriba, and they both laughed. I asked her what the exchange was, and she'd said the same thing to him.

Fun, fun, fun.

I love Tijuana. Home of two of my favorite things. Margaritas and Caesar Salad.

Not to mention the CHICAS!

Dylan

[Surfnk9]

At one point, Anthrax said, "you be better be careful - I jealous!"

I asked what she meant, and she said "Many men, fingers in pussy and ass - I no like that."

It’s been quite a while since I posted or went down to TJ. The economy and job market is that bad! But the posting of… ahhh Anthrax, stirred fond memories and my groin.
She may have mentioned she was the jealous type, but in my experience, she’s anything but.
The best time was after a particularly good session arriba, we went back to the bar. At the time I was making her a regular stop on my trips and she knew it. Being a regular definitely helps. The girly show was just starting so we sat front and center to watch. She told me too that she didn’t do the lesbo show. She may have said she didn’t do it cause of all the fingers in her, but I think she is not into the girl-girl action.
During the show she rubbed my Johnson and gave me the lowdown on the all the bar girls; who was new, who had boyfriends, who was a *****, who was cool. It was a heavenly experience to watch two hotties in a live dildo lesbo show while getting my dick rubbed by a big titted gal who minutes before sucked me dry. After the show and my dick was allowed to go back to state that allowed me to walk to the bathroom; she had to bum a cigarette from the waiter; so when I went to take a leak I ran across the alley and picked her up a pack, her propina for an enthusiastic bbbj to finish our session. When I gave it to her, you would have thought I had given her a diamond ring.
She was finishing her shift and invited me to go out dancing with her and one of her friends. How could I say no? We stopped at a local restaurant first for a quick bite, then dancing. She was delighted that I thought she looked better in her street clothes than her bar outfit. (a line I have used before when seeing a girl out on the street, not working) Her friend was cute and very doable. She even asked me if I was interested in her friend, who worked at Chavales. I thought about it for a minute but declined. After we danced for a couple hours it was back to my room with some drinks. Since she had mentioned she wasn’t into girls I didn’t bother to ask her about a threesome, but they did hang out. When the TV came on and porno was the first thing on they laughed, but wanted to watch, yesss.
So there it was; my second heavenly experience of the night. On a bed with two girls watching pornos and getting their commentary on what they saw.
It was now late and her friend went home, we jumped in the shower and lathered each other up and she stayed for a TLN and gave me my second PSE of the night. Her service is good, but her service with a smile is great!

[MasterPelican]

I suck on those things and suck and suck and suck and suck!

They don't really feel unnatural at all. She's good looking and fun. I've only fucked her twice, but I should fuck her everytime just because. Nah too many HOTTER ones!

[Dylan]

Nice TR.

I see from this, and another post, that good ol' Anthrax is back. I understand she was on maternity leave, or something.

Never went arriba with her (silicone is really not my thing) but she was always funny and seems to have a nice attitude. She also has a lot of mileage! Of course, so do everyone's faves.

Thanks, Phordphan, yes, she does have lots of mileage, but then, so do I! LOL...

She must have been on leave - she says she has two daughters in Alcapulco.

Also, I'm not sure if they're silicon or not., especially the way they move during a very hard pounding!

Lately, I've actually been seeking out the more experienced chicas. I've been arrriba with a couple of the shy ones who tense up and won't get into it once you're in the room.

One the way up, I saw one of the really cute, shy ones coming down the stairs that I'd been with a week or so before, and i was glad not to be going up with her again...I'm sure you know, you have eye contact, and then they look away, but you know they remember you for sure.

It never ceases to amaze me at how nasty they act in the bar, but then 'close up' in the room.

I just kind of look at it as 'research'...as in "now I know not to repeat"

Dylan

[Phordphan]

I had a job interview in Irvine yesterday, so I decided to dricve the rest of the way to TJ since I was an hour down the road from L.A. anyway.

I spent the afternoon with that crazy woman, Anthrax, who is actually pretty funny when you talk to her, so it was fun.

After going arriba, we sat around and had a couple of drinks, while I was looking (and tipping) the other girls.

At one point, Anthrax said, "you be better be careful - I jealous!"

I laughed and said, "well you should get over it, because I LOVE women!"

It got even more interesting after that. I guess she was then competing for my attention. I had her sitting on the barstool next to me, with her tits out, her legs spread wide, panties down, with my finger(s) in her pussy and kissing her, all the while looking at the other dancers and flirting with them.

(God, I love this bar)

After getting bored with that, I said that I wanted to go and watch the shaving cream show, and she followed me over there.

(There was a young-looking hottie named Jeanna, who said she does not go arriba, doing the show with another girl. It's probably a good thing that she does not go arriba, because i'd be driving back down there - she had the most naturally perfect body I've seen in a long time)

Anthrax ket saying "She young, but I experienced!") I asked her if she'd ever done that show, and she said, "NOT FOR ME!"

I asked what she meant, and she said "Many men, fingers in pussy and ass - I no like that."

That is pretty much my trip report. Low key, lots of fun.

That 'hooker jealousy' thing is a weird, strange phenomenon, I have to say.

What's up with that?

I'm starting to feel like Charlie Sheen who said, "I don't pay them for sex, I pay them to go away afterwards."

Dylan

Nice TR.

I see from this, and another post, that good ol' Anthrax is back. I understand she was on maternity leave, or something.

Never went arriba with her (silicone is really not my thing) but she was always funny and seems to have a nice attitude. She also has a lot of mileage! Of course, so do everyone's faves.

[Dylan]

I had a job interview in Irvine yesterday, so I decided to dricve the rest of the way to TJ since I was an hour down the road from L.A. anyway.

I spent the afternoon with that crazy woman, Anthrax, who is actually pretty funny when you talk to her, so it was fun.

After going arriba, we sat around and had a couple of drinks, while I was looking (and tipping) the other girls.

At one point, Anthrax said, "you be better be careful - I jealous!"

I laughed and said, "well you should get over it, because I LOVE women!"

It got even more interesting after that. I guess she was then competing for my attention. I had her sitting on the barstool next to me, with her tits out, her legs spread wide, panties down, with my finger(s) in her pussy and kissing her, all the while looking at the other dancers and flirting with them.

(God, I love this bar)

After getting bored with that, I said that I wanted to go and watch the shaving cream show, and she followed me over there.

(There was a young-looking hottie named Jeanna, who said she does not go arriba, doing the show with another girl. It's probably a good thing that she does not go arriba, because i'd be driving back down there - she had the most naturally perfect body I've seen in a long time)

Anthrax ket saying "She young, but I experienced!") I asked her if she'd ever done that show, and she said, "NOT FOR ME!"

I asked what she meant, and she said "Many men, fingers in pussy and ass - I no like that."

That is pretty much my trip report. Low key, lots of fun.

That 'hooker jealousy' thing is a weird, strange phenomenon, I have to say.

What's up with that?

I'm starting to feel like Charlie Sheen who said, "I don't pay them for sex, I pay them to go away afterwards."

Dylan

[Sgt Perv]

I could add a footnote if that helps.

Just type simple and normal reports would be best. Like they say in the military, give it a KISS. Keep It Simple, Sir !

[Efjayel]

Privado

Also, could you do us a favor and not make up your own abbreviations and phrase initials?

[Efjayel]

After some time the office staffers turned to "Dead Mode Silent" then I took my time and left.

So you guys basically went into a staring contest until you decided to leave? lol, thats funny.

I can personally confirm this post. She will also give you the name of any girl that works there, or any other girl that you may not have seen working. She can tell you if they are on the schedule for that day, etc.

So that's who I need to speak to! She should know what happened to one my favorite girls that simply disappeared into oblivion.