Meat Loaf in Nicaragua

[Meat Loaf]

I've wanted to write this post for a while about the power of words. And in such post, I will use the Rev. Jeremiah Wright as the example. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvMbeVQj6Lw

Rev. Wright said: "God damn America."

What he meant to say or should have pronounced was: "God damns America."

That little "s" is the difference between two definitions and the emotions they instill.

"God damn America" means f*ck America!

"God damns America" means God is not approving of America.

Two (2) totally different meanings and emotions.

With the plethora of Gringo speaking English in Granada, many a Granadino aspire to speak English. They may study books, dictionaries, television, music, and earshot of English-speakers. For they may hear certain words, but don't truly understand the definition nor emotions created from their use.

Example: One Granadino has been learning English and has learned the "N-word" from deportaron / hip hop hustlers. So he naturally wanted to use the word with Meat Loaf. Stop!

I had to pull him to the side and explain the power of words. I had to explain the history and the negative tone of its definition. I used examples of Spanish words that have many different meanings and tangents and "spin". (Pop culture (ie. hip hop; Hollywood) truly have set the race back with the term being sensationalized.

In conclusion, the power of words is powerful. It is the power of words that makes so many yearn for Meat Loaf posts. My mastery of words creates different illusions, feelings, and results for the reader to enjoy.

[Daves Pison]

19 year old nika pussy no need of pictures just tells us the stories.

Meat Loaf for Presidente in Nicaragua hahaha

I'm too tired to post as of late, but will in the future.

Topics Coming Soon: (1) 3-some; (2) mature white tourist gets loafed; (3) one comes in, another leaves; (4) 19-year old gets loafed; (5) retired Gringo takes buses and planes to chase cheap p*ssy; (6) white-on-white crime; (7) tourists take over Granada; (8) 2-white Gringa backpackers move into Meat Loaf mansion; (9) Nicas hunting / locking-up dumb a*s Gringos for houses; and (10) a few more stories (ie. retired Gringos living off of mommy-and-daddy, still; high-society; French pedicure; Thanksgiving Dinner; the power of words (Rev. Wright; N-word); just another Black guy; US $40,000 extortion; the same 'ol wh*res acting like beauty queens; ).

I can't remember, but I think I've f*cked 8 females in the past 2-weeks!

That's what good d*ck will do for you.

[Meat Loaf]

I'm too tired to post as of late, but will in the future.

Topics Coming Soon: (1) 3-some; (2) mature white tourist gets loafed; (3) one comes in, another leaves; (4) 19-year old gets loafed; (5) retired Gringo takes buses and planes to chase cheap p*ssy; (6) white-on-white crime; (7) tourists take over Granada; (8) 2-white Gringa backpackers move into Meat Loaf mansion; (9) Nicas hunting / locking-up dumb a*s Gringos for houses; and (10) a few more stories (ie. retired Gringos living off of mommy-and-daddy, still; high-society; French pedicure; Thanksgiving Dinner; the power of words (Rev. Wright; N-word); just another Black guy; US $40,000 extortion; the same 'ol wh*res acting like beauty queens; ).

I can't remember, but I think I've f*cked 8 females in the past 2-weeks!

That's what good d*ck will do for you.

[Meat Loaf]

What? Come on MLK! You the king. You don't have to pull no caballo!

Sometime you make me more confused than Buckwheat.

Sometimes one must sacrifice themself for the sweet nectar!

What you talking about Willus?

[Meat Loaf]

Did you tell Mom that you don't have a digital camera because you are too cheap to buy one?

Why would I tell the truth? You know that I don't have a camera because that would make my stories true!

[Macrino]

You have to love the mom approach! Meatloaf, if you did that in the states, you would have the cops knocking on your door within 15 minutes.

[Riggo]

Did you tell Mom that you don't have a digital camera because you are too cheap to buy one?

I told the mom my resume: (1) 3,000 square foot home with staff; (2) BBA and MBA degrees; (3) president of a USA-corporation; (4) fluent in three languages; (5) 34 years of age; (6) resident of Latin American countries for ten years; (7) 6-figure income; (8) single; and (9) interested in her daughter.

[Kapitan Kreme]

What? Come on MLK! You the king. You don't have to pull no caballo!

Sometime you make me more confused than Buckwheat.

On Saturday, I saw this thick-and-juicy Chica Nica riding her bicycle down the street. She caught my eyes.

Walking to the mansion, I noticed her again.

On Sunday, I saw her, a guy, and a senora riding their bicycles again. I went and made my approach. I invited her to share a soda at the corner restaurant. She was hesitant. I befriended the mom. I tried for five (5) minutes. The mom said that she'll join me for a soda as her daughter and cousin had to make a run to the hardware store.

While drinking a beverage I told the mom that I am interested in her daughter being my "woman." The mom told me that her daughter is 18 and she has another daughter of 19 years. Mom told me that the 18 has a boyfriend of 2-months: I told the mom that they will break-up and she'll be my "woman."

I told the mom my resume: (1) 3, 000 square foot home with staff; (2) BBA and MBA degrees; (3) president of a USA-corporation; (4) fluent in three languages; (5) 34 years of age; (6) resident of Latin American countries for ten years; (7) 6-figure income; (8) single; and (9) interested in her daughter.

The mom loved it and loves me: The mom told me that the 19-year daughter is available. I told the mom to talk to the daughter when she returns home.

The mom and I made an agreement that the mom will "work" the daughter of 18-years to become my "woman. " I started calling the mom, suegra (ie. Mother in law.) The mom loved and loves it.

The mom disclosed that the 2-daughters are in college. The mom disclosed that she need tuition money within a few weeks. The primo said that he likes me too and wants me to become a member of their family. The primo said that he will "work" the 18-year old daughter too.

As I talked with "my new family," my newly hired employee arrived with job applications providing US $2, 000 per month based income. The mom's confidence increased. The daughter is a student of business and I am a corporate executive.

I invited the mom and daughter to my mansion for a meal sometime this week. The mom asked if I can cook: I told the mom that I have maid service. The mom asked why my house is so big. I told the mom that I'm waiting to move her 18-year old and the mom into my home. The mom loved it. Go caballo Go.

The mom and primo departed after 2-hours of conversation. Hugs were given. I gave the mom an kiss on the cheek and confirmed that she will talk to the daughter this evening.

I sure hope this girl is quality. I think she is and has a good family. She's 18; I'm 34, and I'll give her 3. 5 children. The mom liked this too, for she can become a grandmother.

I learned this technique in high school: Put mom on your side. Have mom become your #1 fan / sales agent and the girl can never get from under your acclaim within her house.

I told mom that I'm confident that I can gain her daughters romantic interest. Mom confirmed this is a high probability.

In Nicaragua, you must court the household 'cause they will live with you and you will financially support them.

Application to pull caballo.

[Meat Loaf]

On Saturday, I saw this thick-and-juicy Chica Nica riding her bicycle down the street. She caught my eyes.

Walking to the mansion, I noticed her again.

On Sunday, I saw her, a guy, and a senora riding their bicycles again. I went and made my approach. I invited her to share a soda at the corner restaurant. She was hesitant. I befriended the mom. I tried for five (5) minutes. The mom said that she'll join me for a soda as her daughter and cousin had to make a run to the hardware store.

While drinking a beverage I told the mom that I am interested in her daughter being my "woman." The mom told me that her daughter is 18 and she has another daughter of 19 years. Mom told me that the 18 has a boyfriend of 2-months: I told the mom that they will break-up and she'll be my "woman."
I told the mom my resume: (1) 3,000 square foot home with staff; (2) BBA and MBA degrees; (3) president of a USA-corporation; (4) fluent in three languages; (5) 34 years of age; (6) resident of Latin American countries for ten years; (7) 6-figure income; (8) single; and (9) interested in her daughter.
The mom loved it and loves me: The mom told me that the 19-year daughter is available. I told the mom to talk to the daughter when she returns home.

The mom and I made an agreement that the mom will "work" the daughter of 18-years to become my "woman." I started calling the mom, suegra (ie. mother in law.) The mom loved and loves it.

The mom disclosed that the 2-daughters are in college. The mom disclosed that she need tuition money within a few weeks. The primo said that he likes me too and wants me to become a member of their family. The primo said that he will "work" the 18-year old daughter too.

As I talked with "my new family," my newly hired employee arrived with job applications providing US $2,000 per month based income. The mom's confidence increased. The daughter is a student of business and I am a corporate executive.

I invited the mom and daughter to my mansion for a meal sometime this week. The mom asked if I can cook: I told the mom that I have maid service. The mom asked why my house is so big. I told the mom that I'm waiting to move her 18-year old and the mom into my home. The mom loved it. Go caballo Go.

The mom and primo departed after 2-hours of conversation. Hugs were given. I gave the mom an kiss on the cheek and confirmed that she will talk to the daughter this evening.

I sure hope this girl is quality. I think she is and has a good family. She's 18; I'm 34, and I'll give her 3 - 5 children. The mom liked this too, for she can become a grandmother.

I learned this technique in high school: Put mom on your side. Have mom become your #1 fan / sales agent and the girl can never get from under your acclaim within her house.

I told mom that I'm confident that I can gain her daughters romantic interest. Mom confirmed this is a high probability.

In Nicaragua, you must court the household 'cause they will live with you and you will financially support them.

Application to pull caballo.

[Meat Loaf]

Feelin' good; pouring B.I.G.; strokin' long; and stayin' paid! Don't hate the player, hate the game.

God Bless the U.S.A. and 'dem African slaves that built the U.S.A. with 0% compensation & 0% human rights (ie. domestic terrorism). For they paved the roads that allow Meat Loaf to grind and shine in 2009. For they paved the roads that you travel, toll free.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoX9B...eature=related

[Meat Loaf]

That is just poetry

So true and it rhymes.

[Meat Loaf]

"I heard a rumor that two-time, democratically elected President Daniel Ortega, FSLN Party, has a 4th grade education!"

Untrue and in fact he attended Central American University in Managua, albeit briefly, before he went underground.

I can always count on dickhead to correct the teacher!

[Dirty Willy]

How great is Meat Loaf's life? Nicaragua made me; the USA can't play me; the b*tches lay me; and I get paid daily!

That is just poetry

[Dickhead]

"I heard a rumor that two-time, democratically elected President Daniel Ortega, FSLN Party, has a 4th grade education!"

Untrue and in fact he attended Central American University in Managua, albeit briefly, before he went underground.

[Meat Loaf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arrjq...eature=related

"boot up little daddy," meat loaf brings that second line from the third, seventh, ninth, eleventh, and seventeenth wards.

so i was at a neighborhood restaurant conversing with retired-gringos and drinking red wine when my friend came and got me. i have not drank wine since 1994, but witness retired-gringos drinking "jesus juice" all the time. therefore, i got curious and bought some grapes. retired-gringo friend told me that i would get a headache from the red wine and therefore we went to the corner store for some aspirin.

while purchasing the aspirin i saw the marching band that i employ to perform "in-home concerts" for me. (read prior meat loaf posts. my living room is 1,600 square feet with 30-foot ceilings.)

i told the marching band that i wanted them to perform for me as i walked the street (ie. la calzada) on friday night- prime time.

the marching band of six (6) played "second line" as i, meat loaf, and retired-gringo friend walked the calzada with marching band. the b*tches were on jock; the players were on jock; meat loaf was in prime time.

the marching band played for 30-minutes as i bought bottles or rum for friends sitting at the tables lining the calzada.

what an entrance is what everyone said! meat loaf enters the calzada with second line. who does that? meat loaf on whim!

how great is meat loaf's life? nicaragua made me; the usa can't play me; the b*tches lay me; and i get paid daily! when are you coming?

(and yeah, i know new orleans too, wardie.)