Thread: One Wing Low in Puerto Vallarta
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08-20-10 21:36 #17
Posts: 65Originally Posted by One Wing Low
LMFAO !!!
Ex's Excellent Adventures return to PVR Sept 23-28thLast edited by Admin; 09-20-10 at 05:02.
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08-18-10 00:41 #16
fka Captain Solo
Posts: 2409The all-inclusive sexy resorts
This resort offers all-inclusive sex, 24-hours a day.
Just get in line and wait for your turn with our sexy and beautiful service staff ...
Originally Posted by The Sex Hunter
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08-13-10 19:29 #15
fka Captain Solo
Posts: 2409Medellin
Hi Black Hawk,
Thank you for your generous offer. I have been hearing lots of good stuff from other bros about Colombia. I have been trying to break away for a quick vacation, but the ugly economy was always screwing around with me... hehe.
Will definitely contact you before hand and try to meet you in your paradise. If Colombia is that good it could be the place for repeat visits or may be retirement...
I did have very good impressions of Argentinian girls. They seem very gentle, caring, honest, outgoing and unassuming, in other words, the exact opposites of their mean, ugly, manipulative sistas in the old US of A...hehe.
Will take you up on your offer soon. Thank you.
Originally Posted by Black Hawk69
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08-13-10 01:07 #14
fka Captain Solo
Posts: 2409Mismaloya de la Jolla
Wow. Taking TNT and blow the place away seems pretty extreme. You are pissed off at the place big time.
The guests at Mismaloya seemed low brow. They just dont know better than hanging out at a beach that smells putrid like raw sewage. There was no water sporst, no beach balls.. nothing for recreation. People just sit around, inhaling the sewage smell, swatting away the flies, looking at one another liek a bunch of retards... just a horrible place. People are screwed to pay money to hang out at that place.
The female guests are mostly frumpy, old, overweight women. So if you even wanna do a little flirting, screwing around... you really need to put a bag on your head while you do it...hehehe.
I would rather sleep in a hammock in a palm hut on a nice, clean, natural, secluded beach, eating local delicacies, drinking local brews, and who knows, have a few passionate sessions with the pretty local girls...hehehe.
Originally Posted by The Sex HunterLast edited by Admin; 09-20-10 at 05:03.
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08-12-10 22:20 #13
Posts: 216Originally Posted by One Wing LowLast edited by Admin; 09-20-10 at 05:02.
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08-12-10 08:14 #12
fka Captain Solo
Posts: 2409The all-inclusive resorts
It's dumb to travel to foreign countries and just eat, drink, party, sleep, screw, swim, socialize ... inside these all-inclusive resorts. But a lot of people do it. They just want a half-way decent place to kick back and relax for a week or two...
When I go out of the country, the last thing I want to do is to hang around with a bunch of gringos. That would be so boring as to be a complete waste of time and energy...
There used to be a lot of tourists shopping in downtown PV. Lots of good values in Mexican arts and crafts. There was a restaurant that served a dinner and cultural show for about $15, and of course many good seafood restaurants.
There was a row of shops, bars, restaurants facing the malecon. A few of those bars were full of people, local and tourists... on Sunday night the malecon is packed with families out to enjoy the sea breeze... Senor Frogs in downtown was packed of young, pretty local people every night...
You can go to the pier where cruise ships dock and go fishing on charter boats cheaply, like $70 per person for the day, likely to catch a few dorados or tunas.
The strip clubs on the main road a few blocks North of down town had some very beautiful young girls. I remember they wanted $200 for ST which was very high. These clubs were virtually empty every night I went by to check on the girls...hehe. Dont know how they stay in business...
You can take a taxi or rent a jeep and drive North a few miles, and before the bull ring on your right, turn right into the dirt road heading into la Zona Roja about half mile away. There were 5 or 6 bars where you can pick from half dozen girls each and have sex on premises for about $50. It was fun negotiating then screwing the pure Mexicanas which did not have the slightest rotten influences from the hermanas Norte...
Drive further up North around the bay, you will find many pretty private beach where the sand is clean, ocean water is crystal clear and fresh, compared to the murky and severely sewage-polluted water in the hotel zone. You will go through many small neighborhoods before getting to the Northern-most point of the bay where the Four Seasons built a secluded, and guess what, all-inclusive resort. It's a very nice and classy resort, but I would get very bored spending half a day there.
Driving South, the new resorts cluster around the all-inclusive Mismaloya. You are not even welcomed to walk into their lobby, left alone eating or drinking there, unless you are a guest. The guests all hang out with a bunch of fat, loud, boring gringas on a tiny beach, where a creek with sewage run out from the town, making the whole beach smell like shit...
All-inclusive resorts are cheap ways to spend vacations, but you really dont get much more than staying home, get drunk on cheap booze and bad food, and have sex with your inflatable spouse...
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01-25-10 20:03 #11
Posts: 2095Originally Posted by One Wing LowLast edited by Admin; 09-20-10 at 05:02.
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01-25-10 03:02 #10
fka Captain Solo
Posts: 2409The expensive PV panochas
1000 pesos for a six is way out of line in Zona Roja. You can get that in downtown clubs.
Were there a lot of mongers? Last time I was there the bars were very lightly patronized. I dont think the chicas did a lot of business then at 400P.
Originally Posted by Vitrea
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01-24-10 18:12 #9
Posts: 2095Zona
Originally Posted by One Wing Low
BTW, the area looked and felt safe.Last edited by Admin; 09-20-10 at 05:03.
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01-08-10 18:39 #8
fka Captain Solo
Posts: 2409La Zona Roja, Puerta Vallarta
Hi guys,
Thinking of a quick fishing and fucking vacation in town.
How's the walled-in Zona Roja recently? Used to find some young, fresh, pretty chicas even in the day time.
The chicas in the strip clubs are stunning but are just way too expensive. Are the clubs still open on the main drag?
Any crime problems in the area? Hope to party in PV soon.
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08-07-08 08:06 #7
fka Captain Solo
Posts: 2409Peurto Vallarta
Damn, I miss Peurto Vallarta, a very authentic Mexican town with excellent fishing and fine pussies.
I was driving into La Zona Roja at mid night, very dark and lonely, in search of the sweet Mexican pussies, fearlessly. Did not have any problems with the locals. Fucked some real sweet and pretty chicas there. Had great times crusing the bars at the malecon where good chicas hang out waiting to be picked up.
Will come back for some serious recreations. Will buy a few beers for good guys like Don Tonto.
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10-03-07 17:20 #6
fka Captain Solo
Posts: 2409Puerta Vallarta vs. Mazatlan??
PV is a very nice town to go fishing and mongering.
I am planning to go to Mazatlan.
Can you comment on fishing, partying and mongering in Mazatlan vs. PV???
Originally Posted by Don Tonto
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10-03-07 17:12 #5
Posts: 79Hey One Wing Low,
That dirt road is now a paved one. What progress! There is also a big housing project that is slowly encircling the Zona area. I wouldn't be too surprised if the Zona disappears (or relocates) in a few more years as the land becomes more valuable as residential property.
The Zona Roja place is pretty dead during the day, but I guess there might be a girl or two wandering around about as some of the "Zona" girls actually live in the compound. The other girls usually arrive by taxi.
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10-03-07 15:13 #4
fka Captain Solo
Posts: 2409La Zona Roja
Follow the main road North out of town, pass the cruise ship terminal. WHen you see the big sign for the bull ring on your right, turn right into that dirt road. There is no street light, so it's very dark at night.
Go in this dirt road for about 1Km, there is a compound on your right that is walled in, with a wide gate for 2 cars. That's the Zona Roja. Inside there is a large dirt parking lot, with about 10 bars surrounding it.
I was there a few times during the day time. Each time there were a few doable chicas. Price was about $40. The area is pretty isolated so I did not try it after midnight. Dont know what I was missing.
The chicas in the other bars in downtown tourist area were very hot, model quality, asking $300. I passed. Local guys were telling me to go to Senor Frog downtown to pick up freebies. The hotels also have a bars hopping tour at night. There were a lot of freebies hanging out at the bars waiting for actions...Try it.
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01-22-06 15:48 #3
fka Captain Solo
Posts: 2409PV has a lot of nice bars downtown with nice girls hanging out.
Hi Serinar,
Also Junior and Senor Frog have a lot of nice girls. These are nice, normal girls, non pro, so treat them well.
Would love to go with you to the bars and do some cultural exchange with real Mexican people. Would be a lot of fun.
Will let you know next time I am in PV.
Originally Posted by Serinar