Phuket Reports

[Max Power1]

Hi Gents,

Heading over in a week or two and I wanted to ask about private Escorts.

I had read a few reports about different girls showing up and it being a bit hit and miss. Are they're any private escorts that operate, it would be really nice if I can find someone I know is worth the extra money or maybe a double act to come over to my hotel after a long flight.

Also I know most places aren't GF but does that mean girls are turned away by security at reception. Or just that you can't come home at 1am with one under each arm?

Sorry to put this all in one but I'd like to also know which golf courses would be ok with some nude caddies?

[Mr Enforcer]

Is a 1500 bhat fee for a taxi (four people) from the airport to Kata Beach reasonable or a rip off? This would be a upscale hotel sent vehicle...meeting our flight. I have no idea. Thanks.

I think rip=off...my mate and I pay B600 for both of us from Patong to the Airport.Taxi charge B450 as far as I know.

[JohnnyBraz]

Is a 1500 bhat fee for a taxi (four people) from the airport to Kata Beach reasonable or a rip off? This would be a upscale hotel sent vehicle...meeting our flight. I have no idea. Thanks.

No, try 800 baht.

[Xdentx]

Is a 1500 bhat fee for a taxi (four people) from the airport to Kata Beach reasonable or a rip off? This would be a upscale hotel sent vehicle...meeting our flight. I have no idea. Thanks.

[Stiffoak 571]

If you consider Annies or Tulip as a reference in BKK, no wonder you liked Christin's !

The poor place always gets a hard time here - the choice isnt brilliant (I remain to find a fishbowl better than Nataree) but as a day venue is fine and less frantic than the roadside massage places.

Ok so price could be cheaper but when Ive used it had good bodyslides etc and no complaints at all - Im just glad it's there - when you come from the UK anything is a bonus!

[El Frances]

This is Churroman reporting from Patong Beach.

The experience is a bit of a novelty, but it was better than any soapy massages I got in Bangkok including Annies and Tulip.

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If you consider Annies or Tulip as a reference in BKK, no wonder you liked Christin's !

[FKKguide]

Thaks for the advise.

Do you know if there is any opportunity to get the FS at the golf club or will the management give me trouble if I tell them that I am expecting a massage lady after the round of golf? I also would like to know if you know if there is any private room at the golf club we can use for the 'massage'?

Thanks,

Kirsia

That would be up to the golf club. Why would a massage after sports raise any eyebrows, especially in the LOS. And no matter what ending., this will be a REAL massage.

[Stew2]

Thanks for the advise!

We are staying at Kata Beach. I am not to keen on renting a motorbike. Like I said my opportunties are limited. I need to order the massage without anyone knowing it and I want to keep it low key. Hence ordering the massage to the golf club. I am the only one playing golf so ordering a massage followed by FS to the golf club would be the perfect combo.

Thanks for the price info!

/Kirsia

Back in June 09 I stayed in Kata and posted 3 reports on massages and bars (esp. Elephant Bar). I saw lots of promising looking massage places and tried a couple with good results. No problem finding a good one there.

[Kirsia123]

Thanks for the advise!

We are staying at Kata Beach. I am not to keen on renting a motorbike. Like I said my opportunties are limited. I need to order the massage without anyone knowing it and I want to keep it low key. Hence ordering the massage to the golf club. I am the only one playing golf so ordering a massage followed by FS to the golf club would be the perfect combo.

Thanks for the price info!

/Kirsia

What part off phuket are you staying? Are you in patong? Even if you are not, hire a motorbike and there are endless massage parlors in and out off patong. Generally about 300 or 400 bhat for massage then up to you to negotiate the price for extras. 1500 to 2000 for full sex. Some stunners in massage parlours.

[Kirsia123]

Thaks for the advise.

Do you know if there is any opportunity to get the FS at the golf club or will the management give me trouble if I tell them that I am expecting a massage lady after the round of golf? I also would like to know if you know if there is any private room at the golf club we can use for the 'massage'?

Thanks,
/Kirsia

Check the Phuketgazette.com calssified adverts for massage services to your room, home or office.

Figure about 300-500 THB plus same amount tip for FS.

You certeinly will get a good Thai massage, the extra services are negotiable if she turns you on.

[FKKguide]

Back home now, but curious if there are any short time motels near walking street in Patong. I tried a few guesthouses, but all booked.

I managed to sneak away from the missus, and saw serious talent everywhere, but nowhere to take them.

No "motels"in TH, only overpriced resorts &spas and cheap guesthouses. Two clean ones near Bangla Road: 'Hot Curry" and 'ADD Mansion' (500-800 THB/night) on Rat-U-Thit 200 Road, corner of Soi Kapsap. Avoid the Skol Inn nearby.

Have fun!

[FKKguide]

Hello fellow mongers!

I am soon heading our to Phuket but I have company, i.e. my opportunities to get action is very limited.

The only opportunity I can think of is if it is possible to get some massage followed by FS at the golf club after a round of golf.

Any advise is highly appreciated. PM me if you got any good contact details.

/Kirsia

Check the Phuketgazette.com calssified adverts for massage services to your room, home or office.

Figure about 300-500 THB plus same amount tip for FS.

You certeinly will get a good Thai massage, the extra services are negotiable if she turns you on.

[JohnnyBraz]

Hello fellow mongers!

I am soon heading our to Phuket but I have company, i.e. my opportunities to get action is very limited.

The only opportunity I can think of is if it is possible to get some massage followed by FS at the golf club after a round of golf.

Any advise is highly appreciated. PM me if you got any good contact details.

/Kirsia

What part off phuket are you staying? Are you in patong? Even if you are not, hire a motorbike and there are endless massage parlors in and out off patong. Generally about 300 or 400 bhat for massage then up to you to negotiate the price for extras. 1500 to 2000 for full sex. Some stunners in massage parlours.

[Kirsia123]

Opinion guys? Did I "steal" from them?

Of course you did. Once you strike a deal, you need to keep your end of the bargain!

/Kirsia

[Kirsia123]

Hello fellow mongers!

I am soon heading our to Phuket but I have company, i.e. my opportunities to get action is very limited.

The only opportunity I can think of is if it is possible to get some massage followed by FS at the golf club after a round of golf.

Any advise is highly appreciated. PM me if you got any good contact details.

/Kirsia