Bangkok Reports

[Westerby]

Have any of the recent posters seen any exceedingly large busted (D Cup)Thai beauties in their travels? If so, do tell...I am going to Bangkok and Pattya in March and can't wait to get my hands on those mams ...and get some bang on my kok! Thank you, fellow mongers!

I'm interested too.

[Stiffoak 571]

Have any of the recent posters seen any exceedingly large busted (D Cup)Thai beauties in their travels? If so, do tell...I am going to Bangkok and Pattya in March and can't wait to get my hands on those mams ...and get some bang on my kok! Thank you, fellow mongers!

Be careful! big boobed Thai girls might have something extra for you - very few come naturally at that size and not all of them are girls!

[Lifeingr]

hi,

i've visited soi cowboy (sc) several times the last two months and i just want to give an overview and my personal ratings of various bars. there are 5 main parameters that i review and give rates: cheerfulness of the girls (for me the most important aspect in a go-go bar that you want to spend a couple of hours), attractiveness of the girls, appearance of the bar, shows and nudity; i rate each parameter from 1 (worst) to 10 (best) except for nudity which i rate with 0 for no nudity, 1 for some (including skirts without underwear), 2 for topless and 3 for full nudity.

i am not giving any rate on the price of the drinks because to me it is almost the same. there is a variation from 130 to 150 baht for a drink (ecxept happy hours were drinks can go down to 60-75) but i really don't remember the various prices and i do not thing that this variation makes a big difference. regarding the lady drinks there is also some variation but not very big and in cases that there are some grey areas i try to spot them in my overall comments.

i do not give also any rate regarding the experience with the girl once you barfine her. my objective is to review the bars as a place that you can spend a couple of hours and not the girls. nevertheless my very short experience in bangkok has taught me something: the quality of the experience with the girl does not depend on the bar (or the mp) it depends entirely on the girl. the bar might help you though to establish a bond with the girl, a thing that can make both you and the girl more relaxed and “in love”.

finally i do not include basic information on location in the soi because i trust that a very simple google search will reveal even to the less experienced a good amount of information on basic issues. here it goes (bar's are refereed in alphabetical order):


afterskool:
small bar with 8-10 girls. basic setting with “aggressive” girls that try to sell you drinks. the bar has a “naughty corner” where hj is offered (don't know the price, i've never tried). in the second of my visits there one girl was offering bj in the “corner” but i didn't opt for.

cheerfulness: 5
girl's attractiveness: 5
bar's appearance : 5
shows: 2
nudity: 2

overall comment: i've been only twice there and it is not one of my favourites. the atmosphere is a bit depressing and the girls among the less attractive in the sc. the lady drinks (coke) cost only 90 baht.


apache:
another small bar with 5-8 girls. i've been there only once and i left even without finishing my drink. girls are dancing nude on the bar but that's all you get there.

cheerfulness: 4
girl's attractiveness: 6
bar's appearance : 5
shows: 2
nudity: 3

overall comment: the one and only time i visited the bar was totally empty (and that was a night where all other bars i visited were almost full). the girls are really bored and the place was depressing.


baccara:
i thing this is one of the biggest bar in sc or at least the decoration is very clever and it seems quite big. tons of girls 50+ and extremely loud music, unpleasant for my taste. a bit aggressive girls but nothing offensive. no shows (at least in my one and short visit) and slightly more expensive lady drinks (tequilas). in my single visit to baccara the places was packed and i stayed there briefly mainly because of the very loud music.

cheerfulness: 6
girl's attractiveness: 7
bar's appearance : 7
shows: ??
nudity: ?? (a number of other users are mentioning that there is nudity and shows in the baccara; i was there only for one drink one time and obviously i've missed the nudity and shows)

overall comment: nothing special.


dollhouse:
a rather small bar with a typical set up. i've been twice there and one night i found about 20 girls while another only 10-12. no shows, just dancing of the girls in 2-3 shifts.

cheerfulness: 5
girl's attractiveness: 7
bar's appearance : 6
shows: 1
nudity: 2

overall comment: nothing special and one serious flaw: in my second visit i spotted a clearly ****d girl there and that's a reason of not repeating a visit.


lucky star:
well, this is the right place if you want to enjoy the shows. the second of my top three favourites in the sc mainly because of the shows and the fact that the girls are the less aggressive there. the place is usually packed!

cheerfulness: 6
girl's attractiveness: 7
bar's appearance : 7
shows: 8
nudity: 3

overall comment: a place not to be missed from the one that wants to enjoy good shows. most of the dancers though do have an attitude and behave as big stars.


midnite:
despite some negative comments in other forums i found the bar very good. in my single visit in this average to big size bar i found 25+ girls, dancing, performing, and giving lap dances to customers. the night i was there one girl became very aggressive and attacked a customer. i'll not describe the entire story but i think that the customer deserved this kind of behaviour; yes we pay the girl's drink and we expect some intimacy but the guy was trying to fuck her on his table. i don't approve this kind of behaviour. the girl was also a “wild” species and things went wrong.

cheerfulness: 9
girl's attractiveness: 7
bar's appearance : 7
shows: 5
nudity: 3

overall comment: my rating might not be objective because i've been there only once but it definitely worth a visit and i'll go again. it might become the thirs one on my “top three bars” in sc (i am still looking for the third one). i do have the suspicion (but i am not sure because i' was in my 7th beer when i visited) that i spotted some ladyboys there and i might also bought a drink to one of them!


rawhide:
average to big bar, with fluorescent painting in the ceiling. good shows and very beautiful girls. the night i went there it was really packed and they put me in the corner where girls are standing when they are not dancing. interesting experience but limited point of view in the stage. girls are not aggressive also there.

cheerfulness: 7
girl's attractiveness: 8
bar's appearance : 7
shows: 5
nudity: 2

overall comment: an ok bar with the quality of the girls being it's main advantage. i could have given 9 to the quality of the girls but the average is down to 8 because there were a couple of really non attractive and old girls among the beauties.


seebas:
this is a bar of an average size. i've been there 4 times the last 3 months and i've spotted various number of girls each night ranging from 10 to 25+. one of the things i like in this bar is the “ping pong balls”. you buy 5 for 100 baht and you through them to the girl which try to catch them (i think they get 10 baht for every ball). if you have some money to spend take 25 balls and through them all together in the dancing girls! they get crazy. every time i2ve been in seebas there was an almost continuing show ranging from girls in body paint dancing, to live lesbian show (not their best), a man playing with flames, a mock up of a soapy massage (with loooot of foam!) and “wild” girls in short jeans and boots dancing in the waves of rock.

cheerfulness: 8
girl's attractiveness: 7
bar's appearance : 6
shows: 7
nudity: 3

overall comment: one of my top three favourites in sc that hasn't disappointed me ever. given the good experience i've had there with almost all the girls that i bought some drinks for them, i consider it number one if you want to spend a relaxing night in a friendly environment.


tillac:
this is a large bar with a big number of girls maybe more than 40. there is a slightly different set up from the other bars in sc (no central stage) and there are no shows there. the girls are attractive and spend quite a good amount of time with you when you buy them drinks.

cheerfulness: 7
girl's attractiveness: 8
bar's appearance : 7
shows: 1
nudity: 1

overall comment: i consider tillac as an appetizer, the bar “to start a long night” in sc. things seems to happen quickly there and most of the customers seems that they are there to bar fine a girl. it is a good option to start with tillac, have your first drink, see some nice girls and observe some pussies under the (not so) mini skirts. if you get hot you pick up your favourite star; if no you continue to the next bar to feed your appetite!



to wrap up: lucky star, and seebas are my two favourites so far and the midnite has good chances to become another favourite. afterskool and apach do not worth a second visit imho. tillac is a nice place to start with and maybe find very good quality of girls, while rawhide another good place with nice shows and beautiful girls. baccara and dollhouse are nothing special and dolhouse might be a no-no if it systematically has ****d girls.

of course ymmv but i just wanted to share my review with you.

have a good time at sc!

[Kumbu]

i had a long, long day on sunday. i had the encounter with the drunk leggy girl on sat night at spicy, and i had to work all day sunday, starting at 9am. so i was in a deathly state all day. i got back to the hotel, napped for a few hours, grabbed some dinner at that 24 hour place near the corner of soi 11 and sukhumvit, and sauntered over to climax. by now it was late, something like 1am.

on my way, a tuk-tuk driver approached me (as i saw this, i knew to just book it past the guy - don't give him any kind of in, or else you are in danger of something, don't know what, but something bad). he approaches me, and i speed up my walk a little to shuttle past him, as i do, he bows to me, puts his hands together and say 'namaste'. huh?

it took me by surprise, and it took several seconds for me to even recognize what he said to me, by which time i was well past him. and so i could not even express my indignation. but i get that a lot - are you indian? namaste! are you arab? salaam alaikum! are you mexican? hola! i'm used to it, but it still kinda irks me. must be like being korean or chinese or some kind of other asian and everyone says konnichi waa to you.

so i get in to climax at 1:15am, pay the 300b cover (which gets you one free drink). at this point, i remember all the reports on this board which suggest the cops are cracking down, so they close early. i asked the girl what time they close today (sunday), and she said 5am. no ifs, ands or buts, just a flat answer. so i guess the reports of their demise have been greatly exaggerated.

i walk in and the place is just hopping! it is not packed shoulder-to-shoulder, but it sure ain't empty. the ladies on display were definitely choice grade. i mean they were all young little things, energetic, smiling, perky, and very enjoyable to look at. i walked in, making eye contact with about a dozen hot little jalapenos along the way. i stopped in the middle of the place and surveyed the landscape. i put on an air of 'this is my kingdom, let me see what is in it'. i felt like charleton heston in one of those movies, either the ten commandments or ben hur, standing there with my chest pumped out, jaw sticking out, looking at everything with a scrutinizing disinterest.

as i scanned the room, two lovely, lovely things just to my left caught my eye. they were both looking straight at me, death stare engaged. jeez, the power of eye contact, it is just ridiculous - my balls don't just tingle when that happens, they positively buzz. so somehow my eyes made contact with all four of theirs at the same time (something i thought was geometrically impossible), and they stayed locked for perhaps 800 milliseconds, which in eye-lock terms is plenty. it says 'i see you, i like you, but i am not desperate enough to keep looking at you, and so i am going to be the one to break eye contact now. but i gave you 800 milliseconds, so you should not be offended, ok beautiful thing?'

so i looked away, about 5 feet to their left, so they were still in my peripheral vision, but so that my eyes were clearly looking elsewhere. and through my peripheral vision, i saw the two girls huddle and giggle. nice. you still got it, you old fart.

i stood there and decided tonight was for teasing, for laying the groundwork for future endeavors. i was exhausted, and really, really needed to sleep (i had work the next morning at 9am). deciding not to pick up a girl on a particular night is immensely liberating. it's like a great pressure has been eased and you can play around a little.

so here's what i did. i pulled out my phone and started to fiddle with it, making it seem like i was really focused on whatever the hell was on that phone. truth be told, there was nothing there, i was just trying to give the girls the impression that lots of people are texting me, and i am considerate enough to text them back, even when i am in the middle of a dance floor at a club called climax.

occasionally, i would peek over (not directly, but so that they would be in my peripheral vision again), and true to my plan, at least one of them was looking over at me each time. cool. now to step it up a gear.

i put my phone away with a great show of effort, and then i turned slowly to look directly at them again. this time, my eyes locked with only one of them, the other happened to be looking away. i gave her 1200 milliseconds this time, and then broke it off and walked in the opposite direction.

i walked around the club (which is organized in a circle around the djs booth). i walked back past the restrooms, surveying the talent as i went, and around towards the door again. i learned this tactic from this one time when i went on safari in africa and stood out in the rain for four hours from midnight to 4am as i watched a lioness circle around a pond to come up behind an antelope. the plan ultimately failed (the antelope sprung away with plenty of time to spare), but the patience and stealthiness of the move was something to admire.

so i circled around them and came up behind them. i stood behind them with a couple of other people between me and them, just waiting for one of them to look. sure enough, the other girl (who i had missed upon my departure) sees me, and she breaks a little smile. i smile back, just a tinge, and nod my head a little. she does a little hand wave, like 'hiya!', and this time i smile more fully.

i walked over and struck up the conversation. what's your name? where you from? you like the music? blah blah blah. i spoke to both girls, going from one to the next. then, after five minutes, i told them that i had to leave. they seemed very surprised. i said i work in the morning, but i will see them some other time. they agreed. no offers were made (five minutes is not enough time), and we left it at that.

here's what this does. it sets me up for a sure thing the next time i bump into any one of them. i need to remember their faces though, or else it could all backfire on me. i learned this in july when a super, super hot girl that i met told me that she had been watching me in spice club (as it had been called back then) for more than a week, and she saw me go with two girls, but she saw me turn three away. she liked that. it said i had standards, and it said that more girls like me than i like girls, if that's grammatical to you. so my plan here, never before actually tested mind you, is to see if sowing the seeds today will give me a better harvest tomorrow.

so i left at around 3am. as i walked home, i bumped into a girl who i had rather acrimoniously dumped in the summer. luckily she was with two other guys and a girl, and so she couldn't kick me in the nuts the way i know she wanted to. they were coming from bed supper club, i guess (although, come to think of it, they close at 2am). anyway, this girl is not a working girl per se, but she spends her nights doing various guys for cash. but she doesn't need the cash since her parents give her plenty of money. so it's kind of a fun thing for her. my point in telling you this is that it is a very small community, and once you have been around the block a couple of times, you have probably got to look to other pastures. i may be approaching that point. actually, today i bumped into another such girl on the skytrain. dude, that's embarrassing.

so, it's late in the evening now, i need to eat. later, i will probably go by climax. if you happen to be there and see an early-mid thirties indian/arab/mexican who speaks english like none of those groups, standing with his chest pumped out and jaw protruding, looking around like ben hur, you know who he is.

[Kumbu]

Hi all,
thanks to everyone for their positive words, I appreciate it. I enjoy writing reports which have some flavor and convey the real sense of what I am feeling. It's hard, but it's good to get feedback suggesting I am at least coming close. Some people can't stand my style of writing (too long winded, they just want the facts), and to those, I apologize. Not that I will change how I write.

So this is a quick note, but I will post a longer report on last night's trip to Climax a little later.

The note is this: at 8:30am on a Monday morning, on my way to work after having had less than 3 hours of sleep that night, and 2 hours of sleep the night before that (read: total zombie state), I decided I really needed to drop by Starbucks. So I walk over to the one on Sukhumvit at Soi 5. the air was very un-Bangkok-like - it was crisp and cool, and very, very clear, making the light sharp and vivid. I really quite enjoyed it this morning. Anyway, as I approached the Starbucks, I saw three working girls standing outside trolling for customers. Mind you, this was 8:30. In the Morning. On a Monday.

As I entered, all three of them were giving me the Death Star Tractor Beam stare. Granted, they all looked like something the cat would not bother dragging in, yah, it was pretty bad, but STILL! It's 8:30 in the frikkin' a.m.!

Even in my semi-deathly state, I was not going near that shit, so I went on in, ordered my Grande Americano and stumbled out. As I left, some tall white dude picked up the prettier of the three (that's a very relative term) and was walking off for a morning romp.

You gotta love this city.

[Syzygies]

I'll latch onto this to mention that two nights ago I was strolling past Suzie Wong and overheard the place turning "members only" again for a couple of Indian guys.

Its unfortunate that Indians tend to get the reputation of spending very little money ("cheap charlies"). I know not all are like this so it can be unfair. I was in Suzi 2 nights ago and was very full. I'm always welcomed with open arms no matter what, because I am known to end up with a long bill including lady drinks.

Took a "trifecta" of pseudo-bi-sexual girls back to my room for a private show and orgy. All skinny girls but one had very nice tits. All 3 are known to be very much into the sex. A very good remedy after a period of abstinence.

[Dawg77]

Kumbu, thanks for your reports on the club scene. I have only just started exploring that side of BKK, and it's a nice alternative to the go-gos. I haven't been to any of the places you mention, but on my last trip in September I went to RCA (Hollywood) which I really liked. Didn't see many farang there, maybe just a handful or two including myself. I've passed by the Bed Supper Club on many occasions, and judging from the people waiting in line, your description of the clientele is right on the money. Although it's been around for quite a few years, it has this air of artificial or self-conscious hipness that I don't really dig. Nice exterior though. It's not that I mind cool places, I guess I'm just more a man of the people when it comes to going out. I'll be back in LOS for two weeks in mid-February, part work, part holiday, and if you're still around, how about hitting town together one night? I'm in my early thirties like yourself, and from what you write in your reports, it sounds like we won't be fighting over the same girl too much of the time. (Sigh, I'm a sucker for the 18-21 year-olds).

Climax at midnight...failing that,
Spicey at 2am...failing that
Bossy at 3:30am...failing that,
Sukhumvit for SWs...failing that,
Porn on my laptop, get a good nights sleep so I can repeat the next night.

[Rocksoff]

What a lovely narrative :-) Thanks Kumbu ..

Also to my left was a lone Indian guy.

I'll latch onto this to mention that two nights ago I was strolling past Suzie Wong and overheard the place turning "members only" again for a couple of Indian guys ..

Only then did I discover her name. And I ran out of there as quickly as I could.

What did her name tell you?

On a happy note, as I was leaving, I spied out of the corner of my eye, the Indian guy being totally mauled by a frumpy young girl

Yay! :-D

[Brian Craven]

I know you have already discussed all basic issues and questions on bangkok sex scene but as there are too many topics I would ask you to do me a favour. Would anyone be so kind and tell me which are the best places in Bangkok and Pattaya to get girls.

I know there are districts such as Nana, Soi Cowboy and Patpong in Bangkok but which clubs should I visit to get girls? How much do they normally cost for lt and st? Is is cheaper to take a girl from the street? Are all the streets where girls can be found aroud these main sex areas?

[Uncle Volodya]

But on to the point of my report - nightclubs. There is a well established trifecta of scenes in BKK for the girls to head to - this information was given to me by a girl in the summer time who was a seasoned veteran of the night scene in BKK. This at the tender age of 26. There actually is a fourth, but that one sucks IMHO, so I wont count it in the trifecta (otherwise I would need to figure out what the corresponding word is for four). The trifecta is as follows:

(Bed Supper Club)
Spice Club (now Climax)
Spicey
Bossy

Great posts dude! What about adding Thermae to the FL pantheon? I took a couple of young smoking hot chicks form there 2 years ago for little money (Long Time 2000-2500).

Not a place to hang out (think Star Wars Creature Cantina full of middle aged white dudes). But you go in, get a beer, make the rounds, find something you like, chat her up (see if there is any chemistry) and move on to the next one or seal the deal and leave. You can be done in an hour or less and then move on to the next place with the girl (a good idea to establish a connection) or home for some sexy-time. Like I said I picked two winners form there on my last trip.

Have fun!

[Neufie]

i arrived on the 7th and booked into ll. first night met up with a mate just on his way out, had a few too many and went to bed. second night i looked up this one girl met before in dundees (of all places!) ploy, don’t remember number. she is a load of fun, but in thai fashion incredibly lazy and irresponsible. but the girl is a laugh and a half. 2000 for as long as you want, but i tipped her 600 by bf her for the next night – she perfectly happy with that. met up with reqular girl apple about a week ago. this girl is a doll, and a class act. maybe i am getting old, but when i find a lass that just does it for me i can not change. she leaves on tuesday, me wednesday. nothing else interesting to report, wonderfully boring i might add. except the other night, over dinner mentioned i saw this place called demonia just down the soi from ll. she pops out yes, she knows of it and entry fee is 900 baht. i ask how she knows this, she says never been but was looking on internet. can’t say it is really my thing, as above, i am relatively boring…, however this got my interest, and we said we would walk down and have a peek, maybe a drink. it is 900 each for non members, but includes first drink. we sit down, and they start a bit of a show for us with two dommes and a slave. well one thing leads to another and we are in one of the back rooms with one of the girls from the “show”. apple advise she was to be played with by both of us. nothing too hardcore, but an interesting experience. i think the damage was 4,500 additional.

i want to compliment once again g & s and the staff at ll, it is the most enjoyable place i have found for a working holiday. might not be everyone’s fancy, but i find it difficult to think about staying anywhere else once i am here.

[Westerby]

Kumbu,

This was such a great post. Please more like this. I could feel the tension, excitement etc that you wrote about. Very well written and very informative. If you are not already you would make a great writer.

[Palmisano]

I and as I can see many of the other writers here found it hard to find good summaries on Bangkok (that's why I wrote mine).

Definitely, by investing a lot of time you can go through the reports of distinction, but once there are hundreds of reports this is a challenge. All depends how much time you're willing to invest.

I experienced the same problem in many other very popular places, one good idea would be to open an additional section that only has summary reports. Many places already have something like this (see Bubba Boy's Brazil Forum that helped with with so many wonderful experiences in Brazil!) and I think those places are highly appreciated.

@Jackson: maybe you consider this idea. Not for every forum, but for the "overcrowded" places I believe it will help a lot and further improve your site.

[Kumbu]

The word for four is quadrella and for five it is quinella

Good to know. I was thinking it should be something like quadfecta, but I suppose that would be too regular.

As for Q Bar and CM2 (and Spasso, actually), let me give you my two bits about those places.

Q Bar is indeed a cool joint to hang out at. It usually has some pretty little things willing to give you those oh so penetrating glances when you least expect it. And it closes early, so for you early nighters, this might be the trick. But in my experience (three times in the last year), the girls who you hook up with here are really not willing to call it a night when Q bar closes. They want to party, and Spice Club (Climax) is usually the next stop. And perhaps on from there. Plus Q bar is very small - maybe 100 people can fit in there max, right? And the cover is 500B, which is quite steep. So it's a good place to hang once in a while, but I would not say it is as reliable a joint as the other three I mentioned. You might go there first, with plans to hit Climax next.

Been to CM2 in the Novotel (Spasso is in the Hyatt, see below), and I did not like it much. The girls seemed far less attractive, and there is too much light in there. It makes the whole thing a little weird. Plus their band really sucks, I mean, really. So listening to that music all night long is just so tortuous that whatever lovely you end up with probably will only just cancel out the music.

And finally, Spasso. I have mixed feelings about this place. The clientèle are higher end than at other places, and the girls know this. As such, the girls typically expect 3000B or more. Six months ago I tried this place twice, both times with girls who were hot as hell in the summertime. They each asked for 5000B to begin with, and we negotiated down to 3000B. And the service was just so-so. 3000B for so-so service from a drop-dead gorgeous hottie...sounds like a gogo girl experience to me. Plus the band here is even worse than the one at CM2 (well, actually, it's a toss up).

So if I were coming to Bangkok for the first time, alone or in a group, looking for something other than the gogo bar experience, then I would do something like the following:

Climax at midnight...failing that,
Spicey at 2am...failing that
Bossy at 3:30am...failing that,
Sukhumvit for SWs...failing that,
Porn on my laptop, get a good nights sleep so I can repeat the next night.

[Striker34]

There actually is a fourth, but that one sucks IMHO, so I wont count it in the trifecta (otherwise I would need to figure out what the corresponding word is for four). The trifecta is as follows:

(Bed Supper Club)
Spice Club (now Climax)
Spicey
Bossy

.

Hi Kumbu,

Good report and follow-up.

The word for four is quadrella and for five it is quinella (my grandfather was serious with betting on horse races in my youth).

I'd add a fifth: Q Bar, just around the corner from BedSup Club. It has a GREAT vodka bar and has always been lots of playful FLs there, even when I've been with the Thai gf.

Also there is Concept CM2 (think was called Spasso perhaps) at the Novotel on Siam Square, but I've not been there for a few years. There is a report a little way back on the action there and their Facebook page very active.

I've had a great time every time I've been to Spice club, and have always scored great performers. While it is a bit dark, a few circuits or a well positioned table has always paid dividends for me.