Managua

[Mee Wee]

Arrived and had "friend" pick me up at airport with her sister's live-in boyfriend (the one that had the most money. The other ones weren't allowed to live in the house). Her house in Tipitapa was something else to write home about. A few walls (hey at least they were concrete unlike her sisters at the edge of Tipitapa. Just a few sheets of metal held up by tree trunks). Anyway, she picked me up, took care of me in short order. We headed out to Little Corn which is my favorite for a few days before New Year's Eve. Did the usual on the island. I ate so much langosta (lobster) that my friend was calling me lobster man cause all my pores were oozing lobster scents. She took care of me all day and night. I can honestly say she is a nympho. She really does like getting off. She's always touching me in public and private. I've been with quite a few others who try to pull it off as an act but this girls hasn't changed in over a year. Took care of some scuba diving in Little Corn and headed back for New Year's Eve in Tipitapa. We bought explosive grade fireworks and drank like there's no tomorrow. Friend as expected tried to get her sister to come to any invitation of dinner and such. I clearly made the point that I was nobody's "marica" and I was not here to save the world. Once she figured I had reached my boiling point she backed off. I hit my boiling point when we were in Santa Elena colonia looking for her sister late at night. I knew this place was rough when even the taxi driver refused to take us any further into the colonia. This reminded me a bit of some of the edges of Tipitapa. Anyway, we had our discussion and headed off to Pirates which is one of my favorites in Managua for caldo de mariscos and anything seafood. Delicious!

This is where things get exciting. Everyone here is looking for signs of weakness from you. Once they find anything resembling this they will exploit it to the fullest. They are trained from a young age. Her son was brought over by her mother and he was severely berated by me so that he could understand the value of a person's private space. They don't value this since they have nothing of value. Friend got upset and I packed my bags ready to go but of course next thing I knew we were in her room with her on her knees orally, vag and anally begging me to stay. If she wasn't a true spinner and a dead ringer for Tinkerbell I would have ditched her a long time ago. She even got a tattoo with my name on it. I know you're thinking it's her novios' or husbands name but after many trips and her taking me to visit her parent's house (if you can call a hut surrounded by rice fields in Chinandega a house) I am now convinced it's an elaborate plan to make me think she is in love with me. Anyway, we headed off to Chinandega to her parent's house. They live on roughly 40 acres with the families' huts situated in the middle of the rice fields that they farm. They at least had fresh water wells (lucky I had brought loperamide). They invited me to her sister's quinceanera and we went to a church that was steaming hot where one of the quinceanera's friends passed out from heat exhaustion. We then had the entire party outdoors on a section of the rice fields that had been patted down and wet down with oil to keep the dust down. Everyone dressed up as much as they could but I didn't have the heart to put on most of the clothing I had brought. I definitely did not want to make them think I had more money than they already thought. Her mother, father and family treated me like one of their own. They obviously knew that I would be much better than any man she would ever find in this country except for present company. Out there sticks, knives and guns were the law of the land. There are no cops or even traffic to wave down in case of an emergency. When it came time to cut the cake, the scene was as if they had never seen or tasted cake (I had to remind myself that probably half of them had never tasted it). Anything that wasn't nailed or welded down was taken. These people threw all their styrofoam plates and trash all around them. The dirt dance floor was littered with refuse by the end of the night. Drunks had to be herded and threatened so that they could take the party elsewhere. One of the neighbors had his metal sheath of a door stolen and relocated about a quarter of a mile away. The next day we walked three miles down the dirt roads to get to the highway where we could wave a taxi down, head to Chinandega and then head to Managua. Friend and I had a flare up due to me disciplining her son again. After a spending a week in mosquito and spider Nicaragua with no air conditioning, hot water or nice bed, I opted for the comforts of the Holiday Inn. I told friend I was going to stay there and she could come or not. She of course chose to come and complete my night by making sure she took care of my primal needs. We went to Stradivari (my favorite restaurant) and then back to the hotel where she again BBBJTCIM, all positions and mutiple pussy to mouth exchanges. She wanted to be the one calling the shots but in the end had to be set straight by telling her I was nobody's caballo to be mounted and that she was more than welcome to leave and make sure the door didn't hit her on the way out. In a way you are dealing with raw survival instincts in these people. The trips I take her on and the gifts I give her she will never get from anyone else. She is way cute and a spinner but in a limited pool of guys in this country she probably has the best she will ever get. Anyways, I extracted myself from her and despite all the pretend breakups she took care of me the last night and accompanied me to the airport. I hadn't nor will ever give her any money for what we do. I also made that very clear that she should never ask me for any since this was an "amor del bueno" or a good love and that money would only taint it. I broke this just as we arrived at the airport. I gave her my remaining change which amounted to $10 USD to take a cab back since she had her nice clothes on and would undoubtedly be harassed on the bus, but knowing them she probably pocketed the $10 and took the local bus. I'm probably being cynical but know that $10 is a lot for them. I'm sure I looked extremely rich without trying to (bring all old clothes. Ones that I wouldn't miss if stolen). Anyway, this was quite the experience and probably one that I won't forget. I will state that there are plenty of beautiful young women in Chinandega and can be found by just walking around the market and making small talk. Shouldn't take more than 2-3 minutes and you should be in. Most of the girls were hitting up on me even while I walked around with my friend. I also picked up all of my belongings from her house which she had brought back from Belize for safe keeping (had to make a quick connection and there was no way to carry my stuff from Belize). Nothing missing, all my clothes washed and ironed, all scuba gear intact and cleaned. I can say that given the motivation they would have robbed me blind but they do have some pride if you can pin them down with their family and neighboring friends. My friend still has hope that she can get the 20% as Meat mentions or the golden ticket to the States (ala Simon Cowell style). She's still calling me around 10 times a day as I continue to string her along. Don't worry I always do the financial analysis before committing to her presence. I used to be quite active usually up to 8 times a day (was confirmed by other Forum member on Tijuana trip). Even at low $/polvo this adds up. I will admit that I am only breaking even financially but feel it is worth the invest due to the real GFE. She hugs and kisses me endlessly in public and private. She actually keeps me awake wanting more and more. We dance, drink and fuck incessantly. She takes care of me when I'm sloppy drunk to make sure no one takes advantage and she doesn't rip me off either. She also puts up with me when I'm sloppy drunk as I do of her when she gets sloppy drunk. All in all it justifies the break even. However, given all that I will probably be making a Tijuana trip soon to get in a double double. There's just something about a double.

Anyway, that's my two cents.

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[Noguera]

I had heard from our other buddy that you two had gone off to the promised land for a few days. I am green with envy. Excellent report. My favorite part was your comment on 27 de Mayo. I will share with you a story at another time which I experienced in this place back in '97. What a total dump. Loved your adventures and will get in touch by email.

siendo sed mi amigo !

[Meat Loaf]

I spent Thursday to Saturday in Managua and managed not to get jacked this time. Most of it was the usual stuff. Went to club Z, chose chica Y, and paid X, yada, yada,yada. But I did manage to try a couple new things that I hadn't before.

I brought along a strap on and she said she'd be happy to try it out on one of the women in the clubs. So we had a nice seafood meal and then headed out to the clubs. Aurora was pretty excited because (1) this would be her first experience in a club as a client and (2) it would be her first experience being 'el macho' (or macha in this case).

We headed to 27 de Mayo but didn't think too much of that and so then headed to Club Cueto. I had been there the previous night and had my eye out for a woman I had met who happened to share my birthday. We took our seats at a table and ordered drinks and a couple different women who had worked at Fenix came by and said hello to Aurora. I didn't spot the one from the previous night and one of the ones who knew Aurora looked pretty good so I invited her over. I asked Aurora if it would be cool to go to a room with her. 'No problem'. Her name was 'Cheryl' and she looked very good in the dim lights. I chatted with her a bit. She'd be up for going to a room with Aurora and she liked to get it on with other women. Sounded good to me. I asked her at one point if she liked it 'por atras'. I usually get one of three answers for this;
(a) No.
(b) I charge X.
(c) Sure thing

She gave answer c, which is definitely the least common answer, but my personal favorite.

So off we headed to a room. There was some discussion on price. Cheryl said one thing and the casa said it was more, so I said forget it and they conceded the price she gave me.

Unfortunately I realized in the room that the dim lights in the club were very kind to Cheryl. She looked older and less cute under the bright lights but made up for it with enthusiasm. I had them both sit and did a strip tease for them and then Cheryl gave me a BBBJ without being asked. Then I asked them to get it on together and Cheryl practically attacked Aurora. Aurora then put on the strap on and Cheryl went down on her while on the bed on all fours and I climbed on and did her doggy style. I then had Aurora lie on her back and Cheryl climb on top of her. While they were going at it, I got out some lube and used it on Cheryl's asshole and then went in the back door. So we were doing a double penetration on her. I've seen that in films and wanted to try it before but really don't like the idea of another guy around so this was a nice solution. We went at it a while and I was deep in and Cheryl was really moaning. I think she kind of lost control a bit. The condom was all brown when it came out which was pretty nasty. We were all totally sweaty at that point and I decided that I needed a break and then just decided that was enough. I'm not sure how long we were in there. I paid 45 minutes and they never knocked.

The three of us went and sat in the club for a while and had a couple drinks. It's kind of a crazy place. The women there aren't attractive even in the dim light. They have a big stage and a dancer most of the time. One swung her leg across a table and knocked about 5 drinks off the table with glass shattering all over. One woman's specialty was smoking a cigarette through her buthole and then her vagina. The place went crazy, the women more than anyone. They certainly don't have a rule against cameras as at one point there were about 8 people, about half women working there, holding up cell phone cameras, cheering and filming the dancer.

Cheryl asked for my number which I gave her. This made Aurora jealous, which I found a bit funny. I told Aurora later that I didn't want to be rude and mean when she asked me for the number.

Aurora and I headed across the street to Salvadorena 3 but they don't allow women in as customers.

I think I was just sick of strip clubs at that point and went off and had a romantic evening listening to salsa and drinking beers. The cab driver on the way home sung a song for us so I gave him a propina. Then when he dropped us off, I had him get out and we both serenaded Aurora with the song 'Celitos Lindos' and I gave him another propina. He was pretty good. I hope we didn't wake anyone up as it was about 2AM. Aurora thought it was pretty funny. We stayed in my room until about 11AM the next day. I think that was the best date that I've ever been on.

A couple other things I tried for the first time;

In bed with Aurora she held a strap on right next to my dick and slid them both in. I think I'd like to try this again with a vibrator. I'm sure she'd be up for it. She's a pretty wild woman in bed.

I got out some anal beads and asked a woman if she'd use them. She said OK and then balked when she realized they were for the back door, not the front door. I ended up putting the beads in front and then entered her. A bit of a strange sensation. I wonder if I can get hold of vibrating beads. She ended up trying one bead in the back door as a compromise.

Another thing I tried for the first time was an Indian generic version of ED medicine. It's very cheap and it worked as well as the normal stuff. I bought 30 and will probably buy a big batch which should end expenses for that for a good long while.

I took quite a few photos, but they all have faces. I promised I wouldn't post them on the internet and so I won't.

You can PM me if you need any info on the things I wrote about (clubs, prices, generic ED medicine) and I might be willing to share photos with a few people.

Sidinifil (ie. generic viagra; the medical term) cost US $1.25 for 50mg.

Did all of that fecis make serve as lubricant?

Double-penetration without another hairy d*ck around is always a good thing.

Yes, they do have vibrating anal beads.

"Dirty Willy" has done his homework spanning three (3) years which is why he's successful.

"Dirty Willy" is a respectable Gringo! Why? He obtained permission from the girls to post photos. In contrast, "p*ssy a*s Gringos" thinking it's cool to post pornographic photos of girls, while the Gringo keeps his face and person far from the camera's view.

"Dirty Willy" earned points towards the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame" by simply having respect for the john-prostitute game.

Good Job.

[Dirty Willy]

I spent Thursday to Saturday in Managua and managed not to get jacked this time. Most of it was the usual stuff. Went to club Z, chose chica Y, and paid X, yada, yada,yada. But I did manage to try a couple new things that I hadn't before.

'Aurora' works at Fenix and I invited her out on a date with me Friday night. Kind of your typical dinner and movie date, except this was going to be dinner and strip clubs. I brought along a strap on and she said she'd be happy to try it out on one of the women in the clubs. So we had a nice seafood meal and then headed out to the clubs. Aurora was pretty excited because (1) this would be her first experience in a club as a client and (2) it would be her first experience being 'el macho' (or macha in this case).

We headed to 27 de Mayo but didn't think too much of that and so then headed to Club Cueto. I had been there the previous night and had my eye out for a woman I had met who happened to share my birthday. We took our seats at a table and ordered drinks and a couple different women who had worked at Fenix came by and said hello to Aurora. I didn't spot the one from the previous night and one of the ones who knew Aurora looked pretty good so I invited her over. I asked Aurora if it would be cool to go to a room with her. 'No problem'. Her name was 'Cheryl' and she looked very good in the dim lights. I chatted with her a bit. She'd be up for going to a room with Aurora and she liked to get it on with other women. Sounded good to me. I asked her at one point if she liked it 'por atras'. I usually get one of three answers for this;
(a) No.
(b) I charge X.
(c) Sure thing

She gave answer c, which is definitely the least common answer, but my personal favorite.

So off we headed to a room. There was some discussion on price. Cheryl said one thing and the casa said it was more, so I said forget it and they conceded the price she gave me.

Unfortunately I realized in the room that the dim lights in the club were very kind to Cheryl. She looked older and less cute under the bright lights but made up for it with enthusiasm. I had them both sit and did a strip tease for them and then Cheryl gave me a BBBJ without being asked. Then I asked them to get it on together and Cheryl practically attacked Aurora. Aurora then put on the strap on and Cheryl went down on her while on the bed on all fours and I climbed on and did her doggy style. I then had Aurora lie on her back and Cheryl climb on top of her. While they were going at it, I got out some lube and used it on Cheryl's asshole and then went in the back door. So we were doing a double penetration on her. I've seen that in films and wanted to try it before but really don't like the idea of another guy around so this was a nice solution. We went at it a while and I was deep in and Cheryl was really moaning. I think she kind of lost control a bit. The condom was all brown when it came out which was pretty nasty. We were all totally sweaty at that point and I decided that I needed a break and then just decided that was enough. I'm not sure how long we were in there. I paid 45 minutes and they never knocked.

The three of us went and sat in the club for a while and had a couple drinks. It's kind of a crazy place. The women there aren't attractive even in the dim light. They have a big stage and a dancer most of the time. One swung her leg across a table and knocked about 5 drinks off the table with glass shattering all over. One woman's specialty was smoking a cigarette through her buthole and then her vagina. The place went crazy, the women more than anyone. They certainly don't have a rule against cameras as at one point there were about 8 people, about half women working there, holding up cell phone cameras, cheering and filming the dancer.

Cheryl asked for my number which I gave her. This made Aurora jealous, which I found a bit funny. I told Aurora later that I didn't want to be rude and mean when she asked me for the number.

Aurora and I headed across the street to Salvadorena 3 but they don't allow women in as customers.

I think I was just sick of strip clubs at that point and went off and had a romantic evening listening to salsa and drinking beers. The cab driver on the way home sung a song for us so I gave him a propina. Then when he dropped us off, I had him get out and we both serenaded Aurora with the song 'Celitos Lindos' and I gave him another propina. He was pretty good. I hope we didn't wake anyone up as it was about 2AM. Aurora thought it was pretty funny. We stayed in my room until about 11AM the next day. I think that was the best date that I've ever been on.

A couple other things I tried for the first time;

In bed with Aurora she held a strap on right next to my dick and slid them both in. I think I'd like to try this again with a vibrator. I'm sure she'd be up for it. She's a pretty wild woman in bed.

At club Ladys I got out some anal beads and asked a woman if she'd use them. She said OK and then balked when she realized they were for the back door, not the front door. I ended up putting the beads in front and then entered her. A bit of a strange sensation. I wonder if I can get hold of vibrating beads. She ended up trying one bead in the back door as a compromise.

Another thing I tried for the first time was an Indian generic version of ED medicine. It's very cheap and it worked as well as the normal stuff. I bought 30 and will probably buy a big batch which should end expenses for that for a good long while.

I took quite a few photos, but they all have faces. I promised I wouldn't post them on the internet and so I won't.

You can PM me if you need any info on the things I wrote about (clubs, prices, generic ED medicine) and I might be willing to share photos with a few people.

[Meat Loaf]

Guys ... if you ever want to send a cute little nica "over the top", here is my advice. You know those Listerine breath strips? The green ones that are kind of like the old LSD tabs. I think they are wintergreen flavored. When you put one in your mouth it kind of blows your mind.

Anyway, go down on the sweet your thing for a couple of minutes and after you have her all wet and worked up ... pop a Listerine breath strip right on that sweet little clit. Work it in for 30 seconds and then start blowing on her clit. If that does not drive her instantly to an orgasm, or just out of her mind .... well, then, you are not doing something right !

Take a pack with you the next time you take a night club girl to the back room. She will thank you for it.

By the way ... is Good Times open yet?

Good Times is closed with 24-hour security guarding the premises. The advertising has been partially taken down as well.

[Noguera]

Guys ... if you ever want to send a cute little nica "over the top", here is my advice. You know those Listerine breath strips? The green ones that are kind of like the old LSD tabs. I think they are wintergreen flavored. When you put one in your mouth it kind of blows your mind.

Anyway, go down on the sweet your thing for a couple of minutes and after you have her all wet and worked up ... pop a Listerine breath strip right on that sweet little clit. Work it in for 30 seconds and then start blowing on her clit. If that does not drive her instantly to an orgasm, or just out of her mind .... well, then, you are not doing something right !

Take a pack with you the next time you take a night club girl to the back room. She will thank you for it.

By the way ... is Good Times open yet?

[Meat Loaf]

With information from this board, I set off for Fenix via Metro Centro mall (which was the advice I got from Meat Loaf *after* I got back to the hotel).

Meat Loaf is here / there for you!

[Old Immature]

managua - day 3

ok, day 2 was a pass, although i did have some of the best beef i've ever had the pleasure of tasting for lunch.

day 3 - wednesday - i decided to splurge and hit either cuetos club or good times. i caught a cab from the hilton, and asked him his opinion, the cabbie said cueto or if i had mucho dinero, elite. cueto it was.

i got there at around 7:30 and the place was dead. i asked the bartender where the girls were and he said "20 minutes" so i watched the big-screen tv as people started to trickle in. as i'm sitting there, this tall blonde chica strolls in and heads straight to the back room. about 5'10" or so, maybe 125 or 120 pounds, just my type.

i watch some other girls wander in and head for the back, some do-able and some definitely not. the blond reappears in this tiny black dress and goes about her business of prepping for the evening. i watch her carefully, and once she's done and ready for action, having noticed my attention, she makes a beeline for me. we make some smalltalk with what little spanish i have, and finally she gets to the point - c$1000 for 1 hour offsite, c$3000 for tln, or c$850 for 1 hour in the back. cheap b@$tard that i am, i went for the c$850. she told me her name was kimberly, and i don't think i'll forget that.

we go into the back room, and she's all over me, dfk, groping, trying to suck my lower lip down her throat, etc. she pushes me down to the mattress and box on the floor, and starts to take off my clothes for me. after a nice wet bbbj, she asks if i want her to shower - i indicated that i was in the mood for some dining, so yes, please do.

i started on her tits, which were soft and loose b/c cups with nipples that with a little attention, had to be at least an inch long. 20 minutes of daty later, she's trembling and pushing my head away from her crotch. the look of surprised ecstasy on her face is priceless, i guess that such things are not often done in this part of the world.

after some more bbbj action, she mounts me reverse, and rides me like the stallion i wish i could be. we then switch to doggy, and then mish and she finally asks if she can finish me orally. i agreed, the condom came off, and she sucked me like she was trying to start a harley.

the vasectomy-induced dry heave of orgasm came over me, and i temporarily lost the power of speech. when my eyes regained focus, she was asking me what happened, and all i could say was "vasectomy". she seemed to understand that.

after cleaning up, we went back out to the club area, and i got another beer. kimberly followed shortly after and gave me the c$500 note that had fallen out of my wallet when i had paid for the session. amazing.

we sat down, and she demanded paper and pen from the waiter. she wrote down her cell # and said, "you call me, and i'll come to you. i can also bring a friend if you like." c$1000 each, and the friend she indicated was as petite as kimberly was tall.

i'm still debating dumping 2k cordobas on any encounter, but if the dfk kimberly gave her friend was any indication, i will be in for a major treat. the decision won't be made until tomorrow after work, but the option is there.

all in all, a fun hour with a solid 7-8 of tall blond latina.

more to come (me and the reports)

o.i.

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[Old Immature]

Flew in to Managua last night, caught the hotel shuttle to my non-GF hotel and passed out.

Monday, all day, I'm totally distracted by a pair of Nicas in the office where I'm working, one a slim spinner of about 21 or so, and the other a bit older, but still very attractive with a pair of tits trying desperately to pop the button that is holding her shirt closed. Needless to say, by the end of the day I'm in need of relief.

With information from this board, I set off for Fenix via Metro Centro mall (which was the advice I got from Meat Loaf *after* I got back to the hotel). I gave the taxi driver an extra C$20 to wait for me (not expecting he'd do it, but meh, whatever) and went in.

As reported, Fenix is a "tiki bar" with porno playing on about 7 or 8 screens mounted about 8 feet up on the walls. Couches lined the longest wall, with an extra pair of loveseats near the passage to the rooms. There were about 11 chicas seated on the couches ranging from about a 4 to a 7/8. Seated behind the bar is a woman who could be a 10 only because she looks like she's eaten about five 2's. I bought myself a beer and sat at the bar waiting to see if anyone would make a move. I gave up being patient and stared openly at the 7/8 until she finally came over to talk to me.

"Rosa" spoke *no* english, so I did my best with my spanish from 1985 high school. "Bonita chica!" pretty girl! "Dos choices?" two girls? I said, indicating the girl she had been giggling with (a petite 7). "SI" yes, "Cuanto?" How much? C$400 for the both for 30 minutes- ok, I'm about to be a happy guy…

Paid the fat chuck, and followed the girls back to the room. 4 of the 6 flat surfaces had large mirrors around a king-size mattress and box on the floor. Rosa started pulling at the buttons on my shirt, while Bettina (I think - the whole name exchange is a bit fuzzy) started on my belt.

Both girls had evidence of breeding, with Rosa sporting a scar from a sloppy c-section, and Bettina having a more recent baby with the wrinkled belly skin and leche. At that point in the evening, I was so horny, I damn near would've f**ked the fat chick. The ensuing romp was not exactly the porno-style MFF with two bisexual girls, but more like, let's focus on the guy and talk over him in a language he mostly doesn't understand.

All in all, I had a blast (actually two of them), I extended the session to 1 hour and tipped them each C$100. So for a grand total of C$1150 including round-trip taxi ($55 USD) I had myself a grand evening.

I did not try to "save" either of them, nor did I treat them like pu$$y life support. I was as nice to them as my limited spanish would allow, and had myself some fun. Most of my pocket money, all of my valuables, my cell phone, etc. stayed locked in my hotel room safe. The farthest I walked in the dark was all of 5 yards from the front door of Fenix to the taxi, and I was alert and aware of the people around me.

So far, Managua has been a damn distracting city to do anything but ogle women, and I like it that way.

More to follow (maybe)

O.I.

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[Meesee]

gringo, dennis wade capps, was captured in nicaragua after fleeing justice in the usa. he was wanted for capital murder and faces the usa death penalty.

his case was profiled several times on america's most wanted.

you never know who the gringo sitting next to you is.

who are your peers in nicaragua?

no kidding. i was in harare years ago. stayed somewhere where backpackers do. one of the women also staying there was american, older, greying hair. she stood out because of her high degree of opinionation and misandrous argumantative nature. later back home, i recognized her picture on the news when she was arrested in cape town and brought back to "justice." it was kathleen soliah, one of the symbionese liberation army members wanted on a variety of charges. you just never know.

[Meat Loaf]

isg senior member and i have known one another for some time. isg senior member is your peer and has held relations with the land of lakes & volcanoes for nearly a decade. isg senior member enjoys meat loaf posts as do you and at times it's difficult for isg senior member to decipher is meat loaf posts are fact or fiction. after our 9-hour excursion there is no doubt that meat loaf posts are 100% truth!

i, "me loaf," socialize in the daylight, but for isg senior member i made an exception at did the "nightlife thing." why? like you, isg senior member can't afford to live here due to the "golden handcuffs."

"golden handcuffs" are the esposas (ie. handcuffs; wife) that gringos onshore (ie. mainland usa) are exist under. jobs that require your physical presence to be in the "land of the free." debt that require your financial and physical presence to be in the "land of the free." other responsibilities and "acts of life" that make offshore or expat existence a dream and temporary reality through vacations. understanding your esclavatud (ie. slavery obligation) to the "fruited plain," i ventured into the unknown.

safe & close to home

meeting isg senior member in the mid-evening he took me to an unfamiliar location. as detailed in meat loaf posts, granada offers live mongering activities beyond the streetwalkers, both male and female. chisme (ie. gossip) educated me on a location called "blue foxies" located on the carretera between catarina and masaya kilometer marker 35. and a a good isg senior member he did a drive-by to verfiy this locations existence days before our outing.

for days isg senior member attempted to contact meat loaf via cellphone, but to no avail. reason being, i rarely use the cellphone except for security measures. after numerous attempts to contact "me loaf," i answered to phone to receive a verbal "a*s chewing" for not answering prior. nonetheless, we finalized our reunion (ie. meeting.)

(within the 3,000 sq. foot mansion i had an employee on "lock down." she was keeping the p*ssy on ice for me until i returned home to deliver her trago de leche. prior to my departure the b*tch got sensitive 'cause i suggested that someone used-up my us $30 in cellphone minutes within the past few days. she was upset and "got nica." "getting nica" encompasses lots of shouting, yelling, and emotions. through talent, i was able to calm the b*tch down as to where i was not concerned about her thievery or destruction of property. living dangerously.)

leaving parque central de granada we entered the suv. (i should note that "this gringo" demands respect based upon physical presence and chele skin. the five (5) streetwalkers that were sitting in the gazebo heckled and shouted at the isg senior member to purchase a piece of p*ssy, but he had other plans that "stank streetwalker c*nt.)

boarding into the suv, we departed from parque central de granada. isg senior member was excited to introduce "me loaf" to a new location that could become fodder for present and future international sex guide posts. with more education and knowledge of the departamentos than i, "me loaf" learned from those more educated than i. with pen and paper in hand i took notes from isg senior member.

por fin, after 20-minutes of driving from parque central de granada para la carretera entre catarina y masaya km 35, we arrived at the location. as we approached the establishment excited brewed.

pulling the suv into the parking lot, we departed the vehicle with smiles and grins. as "official translator," i said hola para the parking lot security guard. isg senior member and i, "me loaf," entered "blue foxies." with a "tube steak" lleno (ie. full) of lemonade i ventured to the bathroom.

having survived the bathroom's pool of [CodeWord140], i returned to our table. isg senior member asked about the ambiance of the bathroom and i suggested that pissing outside at a tree is more inviting.

at our plastic table and on our plastic chairs that lined the stage, we order dos toña. at their respective tables were approximately eight (8) lazy hoes not concerned about turning tricks or getting drinks. with extreme difficulty, isg senior member and i could not converse due to the overly-obnoxious music called, "reggaeton."

with nothing else to do and for entertainment, i called over a 25-year old skinny b*tch for conversation. she came to the table. i began "spitting game" at the dame. she pacified my / our conversation with "lame a*s interest." as evident by her "wh*re-workers," they don't want to earn no money. these skeezers aint concerned about making money: gringos are more concerned about making money than the poverish. and with this fact, why would you volunteer your earnings to them based upon sympathy? nonetheless, isg senior member slipped the 6.5 hoe c$ 100. if the b*tch had a conversation she might be a 7.5 on the 10-scale, but she's lame.

in true meat loaf fashion, i offered "slim and silent" a job in the mansion, but she was not interested. instead, she liked the loteria of us $5 daily earnings.

the two (2) isg senior members departed this location.

as the "official expert" of nicaragua, i, meat loaf, suggested a location in managua for recovery / rehabilitation / redemption.

gulley side:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wcnh...eature=related

driving to the "gulley side" we shared conversation void radio. isg senior member is a fine gentleman that i enjoy "hacer amistad" (ie. making friendship with.)

not knowing the exact location from our entry-point, we found the location after rolling the streets of managua's ghetto. the locals in managua discourage the patronage of this sector. machetazos, chizas, cuetes, cuchillos y lanzamordelos are the chosen resources for occupational endeavors (ie. robbery; kidnapping; assasinations) and dispute resoultion (ie. arbitration; court; calling the police.)

transferring my usa-education of the street to nicaragua, we backed the suv into its parking space. why back-in when parking? to drive-off without having to maneuver the car. secondly, the first person to reach the car wins the fight: in the car is where the guns are held and the first person to reach the car to retrieve their cuete (ie. gun) will win the fight!

¡god bless america!

departing the car, isg senior member double-checked that his car doors were locked. awaiting our entry were approximately ten (10) hungry a*s wh*res! saying "hola" to the doorman, we entered. i had two (2) hieñas on my arms, but the "grande chele" (ie. big white guy; gringo) had five (5) ¡buey puta (ie. son of a b*tch!)

overwhelmed by the competitive greeting, isg senior member entered the establishment slowly. at all times he was checking his pockets as to ensure he still maintained possession of his wallet. me too, shit! finally, they entered the brothel.

these hoes attempted to separate isg senior member from meat loaf, but i didn't allow it! on the lap of isg senior member were two (2) chicas nicas with 1-hoe on each arm and 1-hoe on each foot. isg senior member, gringo (ie. your peer,) had more than he could handle!

i, meat loaf, had 1-hoe on each arm as i attempted to place the burden of "me invata" upon the "white guy." no tengo reales: el gringo me invita. demographics!

"big pimping" were the mental, physical, and emotional sentiments of isg senior member.

watching him in paradiso (ie. paradise,) i journey to the bathroom to [CodeWord111]. running behind me were the two (2) chicas that sat alongside me on the sofa. they entered the men's bathroom with no fear, 0% fear. the followed me to the urinal. i instructed the girls to hold my d*ck for urination. one girl held the shaft and the other held my balls! ¡meat loaf!
after my d*ck was drained of [CodeWord109], she shook my droppings as to ensure my "meat loaf" was suitable for re-entry. (i guess it didn't hurt that i was "free balling" due to the expensive cost of laundry services in granada.)

i returned to the sofa to supervise the "attempted fleecing" of isg senior member.

getting "charged-up" from the attention received, isg senior member bought five (5) girls five (5) beers valued at us $5 each.

the girls were fighting / competing for their opportunity to relieve "milk his leche." i, meat loaf, attempted to protect isg senior member from a guaranteed fleecing if he were to enter solo: entering this location without the presence of meat loaf is "dañino para la salud" (ie. bad for your health.)

as part of the beer purchase, the girls agreed / offered to enter the bedroom with isg senior member and give him a blowjob as compensation for the beer purchase.

to "double-check" his money, isg senior member, went to the bathroom. as they did i, the chicas followed isg senior member into the bathroom for aide. within the bathroom were 5 -7 chicas awaiting and assisting isg senior member with his bodily functions.

knowing that isg senior member wanted to revisar (ie. investigate) his "cash," i went into the bathroom to control the hoes.

(understand, 100% spanish-speaking ability is required to explore nicaragua, and especially managua. demographics matter too!)

while at the urinal, una chica grabbed the d*ck of isg senior member so he could [CodeWord140]! isg senior member placed his hands upon his head in relaxation.

in the hallway to the bathroom were two (2) waitresses watching the "man-ipulation." the "man toy" was in "full-effect." being treated a "piece of d*ck" is / was the feeling received by isg senior member and i, meat loaf.

isg senior member returned to sala and went to enter the bathroom, but only after he verified la cuenta (ie. the check / bill.) he was at us $75. isg senior member informed me of his intentions not to get fleeced and "played" on the bill, so i utilized my master's degree education which was completed 100% in spanish for the transference of intent.

isg senior member was in the bedroom with five (5) chicas who had agreed / contracted to suck his d*ck as compensation for the beverage!

i, meat loaf, was at the cashier attempting to f*ck the cashier of 40-years and the waitress of bluefields lineage. i grabbed more a*s than a toilet seat and held more butts than an ashtray.

to protect isg senior member from these aggressive and hungry hoes, i entered the bedroom. upon entrance isg senior member was startled as he was 100% "buck / butt naked." isg senior member was swinging more "bat" than barry bonds, and without the drugs. the five (5) hoes were topless.

as i've detailed on other meat loaf posts, all women need direction and guidance otherwise they are liable to get confused and disillusioned!

isg senior member began receiving his blowjob from two (2) hoes, but the other three (3) were sitting on opposite sofas with clothes on. i ended that nonsense and put a hoe in a hoe's place!

meat loaf instructed the all five (5) hoes to get "butt / buck naked" as was isg senior member!

meat loaf instructed all five (5) hoes to "hacer la fila / cola" (ie. get in line) for their turn at sucking the d*ck of isg senior member!

meat loaf evaluated the skills of each d*ck-sucker's ability. meat loaf pointed and guided the four (4) chicas as to good d*ck sucking techniques.
one chica had bad performance and was instructed to "get back in line," which she did! http://dancingbear.com/t1/pps=dig5x/home.htm

with one chupadora (ie. d*ck suker) eating his d*ck, isg senior member had four (4) other waiting in line behind her. at the feet of isg senior member were four (4) chicas waiting for their turn to suck d*ck as compensation for a us $5 beer.

pushing the envelope, meat loaf instructed the four (4) girls waiting in line to suck the toes of isg senior member. one chica jumped on his right big toe faster than she did his d*ck. another chupadora who bragged about sucking d*ck in guatemala began to lick the sole of isg senior member's left-foot!

butt / buck naked were five (5) chicas, in line, to suck the d*ck of isg senior member. it cannot be understated that i, meat loaf, created / made this happen. had it not been for meat loaf's escort to said location, the game could have gotten "gulley side."

when the time ran out, the waitress enter the bedroom for another round of larceny. i put the hoe in check! i told the b*tch to "pay her way" with some p*ssy sales. she smiled and wanted to, but.....

isg senior member went back into his wallet as all "good gringoes" do!
isg senior member bought five (5) more beers at the expense of us $25. isg senior member informed me that one (1) chica had to leave due to her talking too much and not sucking enough d*ck. i, meat loaf, kicked the b*tch out of the bedroom. the other four (4) chicas knew we were serious and wanted good service.

two (2) chicas bragged and held pride in their ability to suck d*ck. the other two (2) stated that they have only been working (ie. sucking d*ck and f*cking) for two (2) weeks and they will improve. i told each girl to get alongside the girl that was sucking isg senior member's d*ck for lessons and instruction.

the spinner had serious d*ck sucking skills as evidenced by isg senior member saying, "oooh!"

big chops attempted to fight with the spinner for turn at sucking d*ck.

in my opinion, the spinner had better delivery in sucking d*ck than big chops.

after the second beer (ie. 30-minutes,) isg senior member and i departed the bedroom. at the table we sat with the spinner i obtained the telephone number and hours of availability of the the spinner as to offer employment. the spinner is a cool person and simply enjoys f*cking and getting f*cked! what's wrong with that?

[b]the spinner[b] offered isg senior member a 1-on-1, but isg senior member was drained of leche! i offered to pay for isg senior member, but he opted-out. i, meat loaf, took her up on the offer.

the spinner and i entered the bedroom. she assumed the position: she assumed her role. with d*ck that resembles a 12-ounce beverage, she commenced. talented she is / was / will be.

with condom on, i told her that i wanted "vicho." she jumped on the meat loaf like a cowgirl in granada's hipico. she rode the d*ck for a while, but i wasn't able to get 100% inside of her womb. instead, i stood-up and started f*cking her standing-up. she slide up-and-down on my shaft as a "chevy piston." her petite frame made f*cking her standing-up enjoyable and fun, but with time ticking and 4-hours of leche, i need to squirt. in doggy-style she assumed. i beat the p*ssy like l.a.p.d. versus rodney king! i had to hurry-up 'cause someone order some fish that was starting to marinade.

departing the bedroom with her smiling and meat loaf a little tired from tossing around 110-pounds of d*ck sucking power; toe-sucking power; standing-up power; cowgirl riding power; and doggy-style power. i was spent!

isg senior member shared conversation with big chops who offered her lover / girlfriend of 18-years as compensation for another us $5 beer. isg senior member obtained the contact information.

the two (2) isg senior members departed the "gulley side" for the gringo-friendly confines of "fenix." as i departed, two (2) beer bottles were placed into my pants for the five (5) thugs that entered and were "mean mugging." with gordas (ie. baseball hats) turned in every direction and other signs of delicuencia (ie. criminal activity) they sat. with the gringo, i rolled. prepared and ready, the bottles served as the carretera para a dios.

isg senior member got busted by the five (5) d*ck suckers and had to go re-load at the atm (ie. cajero automatico.) isg senior member spent about us $200 for the six-hour experience. isg senior member was more in shock of the compensation received from a us $5 beer than anything else. isg senior member was more shocked by what simple instruction like, "chupe los dedos" (ie. suck those toes) can do than a lack of instruction. isg senior member was more in shock of how the five (5) girls stood in line to suck his d*ck and when one was instructed to return to the end of line for a better performance, she did!

gringo-friendly confines

upon entering fenix, i was a meat loaf staple for the past three (3) years. isg senior member saw a staple of his: immediately upon entrance isg senior member went to bedroom abandoning meat loaf with twenty (20) prostitutes watching six (6) televisions of pornography.

i shared conversation with the staple, while isg senior member was in the air-conditioned room. i too ventured into a bedroom.

1-hour later, isg senior member and i, depart "fenix" and make our way along carretera masaya in view of the streetwalkers. approximately twenty (20) streetwalkers lined the street as if it were trash collection day.

40-minutes later, isg senior member and i arrive at parque central de granada. returning to my 3,000 sq. foot mansion encompassing three (3) stories located on nicaragua most valuable real estate, i was accosted by a male-homosexual prostitute. at 3 a.m. he was looking for some twink to eat and earn. i detailed my evening to him as i am doing to you. he wished he liked fish and sausage. we said goodbye and i returned to the mansion.

entering the mansion i went to the second floor bedrooms. i walked into the bedroom of "my live-in." i spread her legs wide open and gave her a polvo.

this is / was simply another day in the life of meat loaf: this is / was / will be a lifelong memory for isg senior member who asked not to be named due to isg lurker harassment. hacer amistad allowed isg senior member to experience the "gulley side."

advisory: it's not the dollar amount, but the person litigating or doing the negotiations. don't think that you will have a similar experience! why? demographics, knowledge, and delivery: understand, i'm among my peers of wh*res, pimps, and players! and i have decades on the "gulley side" which translates when conversing with those residents of the "gulley side."

* this was a long report. *

isg lurkers and isg senior members alike wanted to board planes, trains, buses, and boats to nicaragua based upon the above report. isg lukers and isg senior members printed the above story for use within the bathroom of their wife's house. in contrast, "isg senior member" gave me a phone call as he looked for this lifetime memory, part 2.

we met at metro centro. looking chele and caballeroso was / is his demeanor. accompanying was "gringo friendly confine's gringo".

we depart in the plaza and "go straight for the pink."

within the car professional and social conversations were held between the three (3) gringos, two of which are / were your demographic peers.

we arrived at the undisclosed location where it went down last time for "isg senior member". "isg senior member" has been and will forever remember 5 chicas waiting in line, single file, to s*ck his schlong. as we entered the location, he commented to "gringo friendly confine's gringo" to hold onto his d*ck 'cause these hoes were going to molest him.

negra (ie. negative). it wasn't the night for that repeat experience.

we entered and the two (2) gringos were highly disappointed, especially "isg senior member" who could only remember the 5-on-1 experience of months prior.

why were the two (2) gringos, your demographic peer, disappointed? they were less than happy for said location not having any skinny b*tches.

they called the hoes the "f" word. fat.

as we sat down indulging in 1 beer, they could not but state how they yearn, lust, desire, and require skinny hoes. even better, b*tches with a similar body structure to vietnam and cambodia.

cultural differences presented themselves so i had to explain it for them: black-usa likes our hoes with meat- thick-and-juicy, while white-usa likes their broads skinny and damn near anorexic. why? i guess it's the lacking of d*ck length. lol.

thick and juicy hoes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1wib...eature=related
street booty, usa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rdjydizkk4

i want a*s & titties & a swole phat p*ssy!

within the establishment was one super thick, white skinned stripper. her body was nice and with 0% body fat nor did she have cellulite. while i found her sexy and something / someone i wanted to mount, they called her fat.

due to peer pressure and their lack of satisfaction in the retail offerings of vagina, we departed and went to vale todo.

immediately upon entering vale todo the two (2) gringos were happy. why? 'cause this location offers the skinny latinas that you masturbate to via internet pornography.

on the sofas we sat and were joined by three cluckers. i instructed the chicken heads to hold the d*ck of "isg senior member" and "gringo friendly confine's gringo" as they sipped on a beer. "isg senior member" grew like barry bonds of juice and "gringo friendly confine's gringo" smiled like kool-aid.

within the first beer, "isg senior member" began to get flojo (ie. easy spending habits). "gringo friendly confine's gringo" was at ease and amazed that his fantasy of p*ssy obtention was within "wallet shot."

p*ssy on demand is everyday for meat loaf regardless of location.

after a second beer, "isg senior member" yearned to do what gringo's do best: give away money is what gringos do best! reaching into his pocket "isg senior member" wanted to offer the ladies a us $10 drink or a us $5 propina.

stay strong!

stay strong was instructed to "isg senior member" by meat loaf. stay strong! for "isg senior member" was scared that the trabajadoras (ie. working girls) would flee his presence and relinquish his "tonsil teaser" from her / their hands. at one point, two chicas held his pipe: one chica had the shaft in her hand while the other cupped his nutts. this was all with linen trousers on, of course. it was nothing like the 5-on-1 experience for which he's chasing, globally.

stay strong "isg senior member" for the chicas have nowhere else to go. don't be weak and give away your g8 earnings.

it was tough and hard for "isg senior member" not to do what he's been programmed to do for 60-years as a gingo caballo, but via meat loaf's guidance and leadership, he held onto his dollars and cordobas.

the girls at vale todo charge us $160 for take-out and it's worth it. three gringos with three chicas would only cost us $480. that's a small service charge that can / could easily be satisfied by "isg senior member", but we opted for better days.

"isg senior member" stayed strong and didn't break to his lifetime of gringo caballo training. he reaped all of the rewards for a fraction of the price. all that was lacking was him furnishing a bottle of milk to these "hungry heffers."

good job & stay strong.

[Meat Loaf]

I don't use the cellphone that much 'cause it's always ringing with hoes looking for some "long dong" or money. Nonetheless, I contacted this broad for some stroking. The last we f*cked was a few week ago and she tapped out: I attempted to f*ck her a few times throughout the day, but the hoe wanted to play games.

In Nicaragua these motherf*ckers some fools. It seems that their cellphones are getting "robaron" (ie. stolen). It seems that they are always borrowing someone else's cellphone and giving you that number. It seems that they can't manage a US $14 piece of property. And they want me to pull caballo? No me mames (ie. don't f*ck with me). There is always some story about their cellphone and the most popular are (1) it was stolen and (2) they do not have any minutes.

Anyway, I called her house phone and went to scoop her up.

I like her meat 'cause it's something you can hold onto and sink your teeth into. Her p*ssy is phat and juicy. Her a*s is a pillow. Her thighs are some lamb chops. And her throat is deep.

In typical Chica Nica fashion, I offered her employment, but of course she didn't take it.

I scooped her up and we went to my stroke spot shared with an associate.

We started with her eating some d*ck. She mounted the pogo stick and began bouncing up and down. She enjoyed watching herself in the mirror as she rode the stallion. I liked watching her too. I turned her onto her back and slid a yard of d*ck into her womb. She looked pretty and happy getting loafed. I gave her a nutt.

Spooning and conversing as we watched television was the intermission.

Nutt #2 came a few minutes later. It was delivered in the toro position (ie. doggy style).

As we did el toro I noticed that her as*hole was a little larger than normal. Abierto. Hence, I spit on the third eye and massaged the saliva into her anal cavity. By her not squirming away or making any comment, I knew she wanted to get loafed anally.

With a penis that resembles your favorite 12-ounce adult beverage, I slapped it upon her buttocks. I then shoved the "billy club" into her tight rectum. She went, "Ooh!" I pushed those pillow-like as* cheeks up-and-out as to avoid interference. Getting further and deeper into her rectum was the protocol. She moaned, sighed, and enjoyed the colonoscopy.

She earned nutt #2 in her butt!

Afterwards, I told her that I had to bounce and that she could stay in the stroke pad or roll with a doctor. She opted for the salida (ie. to leave). We made a few stops around town and I dropped her at her canton (ie. shack of a house).

I like her p*ssy, a*s, face, and body. Only if she were intelligent enough to get on program, I, Meat Loaf, could f*ck her 5 - 7 timers per day. But she's a Chica Nica and we've learned by now that intelligence and "common sense" aren't their best attributes.

2 Nutts, 1 Sl*ts, Zero Bucks.

[Professor 1]

Be too nice when beggars approach and they'll have their hands in your pockets. This is true especially for street urchins.

You give very good instructive advice, just as Meatloaf does. I remember my first international trip to Senegal as a teenager. I can laugh about it now. I was pick pocketed by the best in front of the main mosque: A group of street urchins. I did not realize that my wallet was gone until I returned to the hotel. Fortunately, I only lost things that I did not need there--driver's license, first aid/CPR cards, and the like. I did not have more than a few CFA in my pocket, less than US$5, and my passport was in the hotel safe. I have not been pick pocketed since. Yes, now, I take the hostile, standoffish stance. It works.

[Meat Loaf]

i live here.... i have lived here and have been coming here longer than you have existed on this planet. we all go through the carne molida stage; i have a business here as well, but try to go incognito at best - once these garipatas discover you have something, or anything of value, they all want a piece. but this is life in a third world country. many sequestions occur because of loose lips, or flamboyancy . therefore i wonder when you relay this resume stating a six figure income, and all the extras which accompany it, what you really hope to achieve. you may be surviving in nicaragua, but in honduras you would become a statistic, as in cooked carne molida. this notwithstanding, i still enjoy the entertainment reading these posts.....and wish you the best in brazil.

i didn't move to the 3rd world to live poor! i am not sacrificing g8 'cause they on some bullsh*t! they can take these balas (ie. bullets) if they want to be celoso (ie. jealous). they know you have more money than them anyway so why hide it?

houses in las colinas cost us $5,000 per month; chevy suburban cost us $80,000; an evening at elite strip club may cost us $500; slip fees for your yacht at montelimar cost us $500 per night; and golf green fees cost us $100.

two types of gringos move to nicaragua: (1) those that do not want to work and can live on us $1,000 or so per month, and (2) those that want to live like kings for us $100,000 per year. it's that simple: you aren't going to make any money here so that's not an issue. or you can waste your time trying which shows you don't know how to make any g8 money anyway. of course, that us $1,000 does not go far and you will be a nobody. that us $100,000 isn't enough to play with the leaders of society who are the "jet-set" crowd. the ex-president bolonas or aleman has a net worth of us $500 million. ( i can't remember which.)

the biggest "hook" in nicaragua is real estate which is either a cash-in-hand transaction of financed at 15% - 30% per annum. these are the real "marks".

sequestions? to confirep001e person or property; force into seclusion. what else is new?

but you are correct about bringing home the bacon which is why one must be strapped and eager to shoot. 25 years maximum for murder in nicaraguan prison is nothing compared to black-usa & hispanic-usa prison sentences.

it's simply a difference of perspective.

p.s. i enjoy writing this bullsh*t for everyone's entertainment whether truth of fiction. come to nicaragua and find out for yourself: bring plenty of cash-in-hand and don't be scared of the consequences.

[Generous Gent]

How true - this is a major problem. The violence is incredible; kids in the states are bad enough, but these kids (and they are kids until 21 years of age) are natural born killers. They have no conscience, and the main priority is that mama has dinero to buy tortillas for baleadas in the the morning.

When their little baby boy assaults/kills someone, it is just like going to work in the morning. They're bringing home the bacon. They have to bring money into the casa so everyone can eat. So they kill you or another gringo/Latino while working; that's reality. But if you kill them in the process, mami cries on televison stating what a good boy her hijo was, and you better get the hell out of dodge quick because someone is going to avenge the killing of her good little boy.

Don Chocha Monger:

The streets / life / SURVIVAL are too dangerous especially when the youth age 12 - 40 want to be pistoleros y capos for fun or feria (ie. money; plata; lana).