Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Melbx]

I went to Naree Massage in Soi 4 a while ago and have a great time with a lady called Meaw. Anyone knows about her contact since she is no long in the shop. I would to see her again when I am in Bangkok next.

[Virgin Lover]

With a few days in Bangkok, I went to Annies (I posted my review on the Annies section). I checked out Mango, Snow White and Tulip, which got a lot of reviews on here, but the selection just wasn't to my taste. While checking out Snow White, I saw the sign for Thonglor II, next to the Emporium shopping mall. Little did I know that I'd like the look and services provided that I try 3 of the girls, on 3 different sessions.I must say that the facilities are very nice and clean. Must better than some of the others I saw or tried. My first session was a 90 minute oil massage for I think was 650 baht. Why pay more for a lotion or other type of massage, when you're there for the "special. "My first session was with "My". It looks like on the website she goes by the name of Keeta. The rooms are small, but nice, and the shower is clean. The girls provide you a free drink, if you didn't get one in the reception area. The standard operating procedure is for the girl to soap you up in the shower while they wear their bra and panties. After showering, I laid face down on the bed for the oil massage. The massage was relaxing and after a while, My asks me if I want the "special". She quoted me 2000 baht. I thought that was a bit much, but decided to go for it. If anyone else goes with her, I'd negotiate 1500 baht instead. Once the negotiations are done, the girl will shower herself (by herself). She then proceeded with a CBJ and Covered FS. She was okay. As I mentioned in my Annie's post, it takes me a long time to finish, so with time up, I had to go without finishing. Again, not her fault. My had a nice little body. I didn't expect a Covered BJ, but I was okay with it.My next session a few days later was with Rung. The standard drink and showering at the start, then after the massage, she quoted me 1500 baht for the "special". Rung had tiny breasts, but she had a nice tight body and a cute face. She had a good attitude, and I enjoyed her company. She started with a BBBJ and CFS. Again, to my dismay I was able to last, but not finish. She asked if I wanted more time, so she quoted me 200 baht for 45 more minutes. Still couldn't finish, but enjoyed my time with Rung. She let me take some photos of her when I offered her 200 baht. I may post later.On my last day in BKK, I arranged to have Max meet me at my hotel. By the way, I found a great deal for the Le Meridien on Surawong road across the street from Patpong for only $91 a night. Anyway, I wasn't sure if the Le Meridien was girl friendly, so I met her outside the Tawana Hotel so we could walk in together. I'm asian, so it would be less conspicuous. Nobody noticed, nor did they stop her for her ID. The price for take-out service was 3000 baht, split 50/50 between the girl and the shop (for 2 hours). Max spoke good english. She had gone to the university and was married before. She said Thai men "no good. " She likes Singapore/Asian customers as Europeans can be too big. She said she doesn't like hotels because reception gives her a hard time. She's actually funny and talkative. While having sex, she makes a face and said she smells garlic, like someone cooking with it, not my breath. We were in a nice hotel, so doubt someone was cooking.Anyway, we took a shower (both naked this time). We washed each other, then proceeded with the massage. The "special" was included in the price. Went the massage was done, she took another quick shower and lowered the lights, "because she was shy. " She started with a quick BBBJ then covered for some cow girl. She said she liked being on the bottom, so we switch to missionary and a few other positions. Was getting tired, so she took the condom off and proceeded with a BBBJ and a HJ. FINALLY, I was able to finish.We showered and she had to rush out, as she had to go back to the shop to give them their split of the baht.Anyway, I would highly recommend the girls at Thonglor II. The girls are cute and accomodating, though YMMV and everyone has a different definition of cute. I checked out Thonglor I as well. The girls there were limited, but they could have been occupied. I checked out the book for both locations, and I preferred the girls at Thonglor II.EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Dan7373]

.... I picked the one said to have started on that very day, June, clearly a bit nervous and unsure of herself. She was sternly told "borigaan dee dee" before we left the counter. She's 23 and has a son, but she's quite lovely, tall for a Thai girl, sweet boobs, and anxious to do everything right....Guys who can treat a girl nicely, and like beauty more than pornstar service, should be happy with June....

The better looking the lady is, the less skill she needs to please the guys. Because when the lady has a really nice body. Then guys naturally prepare themselves and her for the ride by groping her nice body. The groping is foreplay for her. And her good looks alone are exciting enough to arouse most guys for the ride with her. All she needs is a good attitude in terms of letting the horny guy grope her and willingness to spread her legs with a nice smile for him, when she is ready to fuck as a result of all that groping and heavy petting from him.June sounds like a pretty good lady to see, despite her lack of experience. She has the looks. And she is willing to please. And as long as you are willing to be the top guy and do most of the sex-work with her. Then you are bound to have a good time with her.

[Ralph Kramden]

Boy did they see you coming at Nataree. By my reckoning the taxi driver's tip was going to be 1300 Bht.Nataree is less than a five minute walk from a subway stop. And had you really RTFF you could have sauntered over to Hi-Class and got your rocks off for 1700 with a decent looking lass who more than likely would have given you pretty good service.

[Rocksoff]

Here's one I don't mind mentioning. I went by Snow White last night and was told they have some new girls who weren't in the album yet. I scanned the album and asked about the new ones, and in a few moments had a lineup of 5 or 6 candidates (including some album girls) standing by the counter. I picked the one said to have started on that very day, June, clearly a bit nervous and unsure of herself. She was sternly told "borigaan dee dee" before we left the counter. She's 23 and has a son, but she's quite lovely, tall for a Thai girl, sweet boobs, and anxious to do everything right. Wouldn't let me take my own shoes off, folded my socks, and so on. Her face became quite flushed during our workout, and her breathing and responsiveness made me cum much sooner than I thought I would. She decided that I was jai dee, and from then on it was just a dream of gentle playfulness. I found her accent quite hard to understand. I guess she speaks more broad Isaan than I'm used to. If I understood her right, she's been working in a factory sorting car parts for 9 years, with a fake ID. Her husband left her a month ago, and I guess she just thought it's time for a change and a chance at some money. She said "cheewit puying thai naasongsarn" (the life of a woman in Thailand is pitiful), but of course in a resigned Buddhist kind of way, not making it sound like a sob story. We were done a few minutes early, and she asked me to wait until the time was up so that she wouldn't get scolded.Guys who can treat a girl nicely, and like beauty more than pornstar service, should be happy with June. Oh, on the way out after affirming that June's service left nothing to be desired, I was asked to pay again. When I said that I had already paid beforehand the response was oh, yes, of course, but I'm sure many guys must have paid a second time in the heady daze of afterglow. ;-)

[Thickcumm]

I Am Wondering Where I Can Get A Very Good Massage That Leads Up To An Explosive Handjob? I Am Not Looking For FS Or BBBJ But A Real Seductive Massage And A Hot Handjob. Please Tell Me Any Places That Do This.EDITOR's NOTE: This report was originally written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING and thus it was edited tonormal case lettering. In the future, please do not write reports in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING. Thanks! ====================================== Hi Thickcumm, I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the forum, but... Would you please refrain from WRITING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS! It's difficult to read and it's time consuming to fix. On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: Thank You! Jackson

[Traveler1234]

Members requested to post their recommendations on traditional Thai massage places around Sukhumvit area. Any useful websites or links?

Celfle - Soi 33, opp The Office - in the small soi across from Livingstone's LodgeTotally legit, excellent place

[Binkly]

Ended up going to Nataree based on the advice of a friendly german I met today.Reached there in a taxi about 5 PM to find an assortment of about 10 girls. I was met by a somewhat over aggressive papasan who wanted me to pick one fast without taking my sweet time. Really did not like it.The quality of women was good, a number of 8/10 were on display. Chose one and papasan quoted 3500 THB, and the girl was not even a sideliner or a model. I told him that he needs to get his eyes checked and walked away.Outside I found the same taxi and driver that I had taken. Probably was waiting for his cut. The quality of girls at nataree is 2 steps above most places but one has to wade through a lot of crap once you get in.

[Binkly]

First things first, my thanks to MP Lurker for his advise, may he live long and his tribe multiply.Session 1: Colonze 2 at Ratchada Road.Wanted to start of with a nuru nuru experience before covering the soapies and the oilies so hopped over from the Holiday Inn to Colonze2There are two things good about this place, it does not add a taxi driver surcharge for showing up in a taxi, it is away from the main road and does not attract too many people.Entered and saw 3/4 side liners at 2500 THB and 3/4 fish bowl at 1900 THB 2 hours. Nuru Nuru Surcharge is 500 THB and only a few ladies from the fishbowl do it. Selected No 448, about 5'7" with a well endowed body and a not so so good face.Made the payment, was taken up to a room, lots of action while waiting to get the room setup, it was kind of exciting doing heavy petting and fondling while a legion of maids kept walking in and out bringing stuff.On to the service that consisted of a heavenly BBBJ getting undressed, BBBJ and 1 load CIM + Swallow while getting soaped, 1 more BBBJ + CIM on the open table with the nuru gel.Was not quite sure that I would rise up to the occasion a third time, but was taken on to the bed that had a huge towel on it. More nuru gel was lathered on and the slippery slide game began.Managed to rise to the occasion a third time given the enthusiastic performance and lots of oral stimulation. Did it MISH + Cowboy and then again a BBBJ + COF for the finale.Cost : Fishbowl 1900 + Nuru 500+ Tip 1500Body: 8/10Face: 6/10Performance: 10 /10The sheer dedication and enthusiasm was amazing, 3 times in 2 hours without pharmaceutical assistance is priceless. Staggered out and got a dry hump in the lift but all i could think of was to go to sleepThe place is highly recommended, however YMMV.

[Barko]

EXACTLY... Finally from your own mouth. So what your GF tells you might not be what everyone else believes, is taught, or understands. It is what she understands (or what she tells you) not necessarily what everyone else goes by. What you hear at one temple in Sisaket is not always what you hear at a temple in Surin. You can hear two totally different interpretations of the same thing by different monks. You want to accept and respect your ladies belief that is fine. But please do not tell folks that DATY and BJ by a foreigner will defile a lady and she must go to temple to cleanse herself such the reason for extra farang sur charges. A good number of working girls do not even go to temple except for their temple at their HOME, so you are telling me they save up a sur charge for 1,000 customers until they go home and donate it all to their local temple just to cleanse themselves? Total Bollocks!! The reason for the sur charge is not to clean the soul it is get extra cash because some guys are stupid enough to pay it. Yes many Farang are a larger size and sex more forceful and some guys are actually Sadists but the sur charge is because Farang's can pay it and many are just stupid enough to be like sheep and accept the charges. Must be fun to have a ring in your nose to be lead around by.

Wait, hold the phone, you mean to say that these people make shit up as they go along? And, not only that, they make shit up as they go along to make extra money utilizing nefarious means to do so? Wow, amazing! Now there's a new concept. Tansak KTV, I like the way you use the word 'stupid', well done!

[Member #3428]

Members requested to post their recommendations on traditional Thai massage places around Sukhumvit area. Any useful websites or links?

The name is escaping me but there is a very legit and good thai massage off of Soi 22, in that little cut street that leads to Sazanka, Washington Square behind the old Mambo place. You can PM Giotto he turned me onto it years ago. It is, or can be, a very very strong and in depth thai massage that can actually hurt like an SOB but great to stretch you out. Friggin incredible compression and mobilization. But you'll probably want a follow up as you might be sore the next day and need more stretching afterwards if they really work you. King and I (soi 12 maybe) is a decent place for a Royal Massage but not as strong and their thai massage is only so so in my book. Asia Herb Society has three places in BKK, one is on Soi 24 but that is better as a more package and lighter massage. A good couples massage place. But for the most part, I've gone into a few little massage places and found good folks that really know how to use their angles and such to stretch the heck out of me. I'm assuming you want only a THAI massage not a sports massage or oil massage or such. You can hit up I think Wat Po for a few hours of a massage as well.

[Spider916]

Members requested to post their recommendations on traditional Thai massage places around Sukhumvit area. Any useful websites or links?

I can recommend Rosmarin on Soi22. No happy ends but great massages.http://rosemarin.com/Cheers

[Winny49]

Members requested to post their recommendations on traditional Thai massage places around Sukhumvit area. Any useful websites or links?

[Tricky3000]

EXACTLY... Finally from your own mouth. So what your GF tells you might not be what everyone else believes, is taught, or understands. It is what she understands (or what she tells you) not necessarily what everyone else goes by. What you hear at one temple in Sisaket is not always what you hear at a temple in Surin. You can hear two totally different interpretations of the same thing by different monks. You want to accept and respect your ladies belief that is fine. But please do not tell folks that DATY and BJ by a foreigner will defile a lady and she must go to temple to cleanse herself such the reason for extra farang sur charges. A good number of working girls do not even go to temple except for their temple at their HOME, so you are telling me they save up a sur charge for 1,000 customers until they go home and donate it all to their local temple just to cleanse themselves? Total Bollocks!! The reason for the sur charge is not to clean the soul it is get extra cash because some guys are stupid enough to pay it. Yes many Farang are a larger size and sex more forceful and some guys are actually Sadists but the sur charge is because Farang's can pay it and many are just stupid enough to be like sheep and accept the charges. Must be fun to have a ring in your nose to be lead around by.

Everything absolutely spot on, Tansak. Good lord, this boring thread is dying a slow death.The only other thing I can add to the increased surcharge aspect is that it's 'very Thai': business goes down, and so owners raise the prices where they can to make up for the lost income, instead of dropping the price as a temporary promotion to increase volume to make up for the lost income. Funny how they end up losing more business when they raise the prices (and then go out of business completely).

[Pita123]

So any reports about massage joints or are we just going to rename the thread into Thai Buddhism 101?