Koh Samui

[Phred Phish]

My first time in Samui was in 1992 (back before the airport was built, before the idea of having McDonalds, etc., here was imaginable). I have probably been here 10 times since, often as a brief detour from BKK's airport. Bangkok Airways is and has always been great, so getting here is super-convenient. Anyway, I'm here now and thought that I'd offer a few observations.

1. Despite the ugliness and putrid sewage stink of the comercial street behind the beach, there is something magical about the beach itself at Chaweng. I have been to the best beaches in the world (e. G. All over northeastern Brazil), and to my mind, this is up there with the best. Why? The color of the water, the cool breaze, the easy-going vibe of the restaurants at the hotels/bungalows, where you can sit back, eat thai food, and stare at the water all day long. It's been somewhat marred by construction over the years, but all in all the vibe is still there.

2. The bar-girl completely p4p scene here is pretty dire. Plenty of it, but the girls are 3rd rate, and the scene just doesn't feel right here. What can be a decent p4p scene though is what comes out late at night, usually after the green mango closes and the crowd moves to one of a couple of places that the after hours party might B. Just follow the crowd. But, see below:

3. There is a charming semi-pro/ non-pro scene here that is available to anybody who is half-way (maybe one third-way!) attractive. Basically, all the little shops are staffed by girls who (1) are intrigued by foreigners and (2) like to party like anybody else. I have had many such encounters over the years. So, by no means are all of the girls at the green mango or after hours places hookers, at least in the traditional sense (one could argue that in the non-traditional sense, we are all hookers, but that's another story). They're easy to spot because, well, they're the ones who don't dress like hookers, and they'll ignore you if you treat them as such. If you have any doubt, you can confirm when you visit them at their day job. Usually I end up buying them something or giving them some cash at the end of my trip, which has never been refused, but nothing has ever been asked for either.

One complication of getting involved with this scene is that you feel like a total s***-head if you hook up with some bar girl the following night.

So there are my 3 cents on Samui, 2010.

P.S. The window of excellent weather here is relatively brief. It tends to be rainy sometimes through Christmas, and then starts getting too hot for my liking around mid-March.

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[BionicMan]

I'm in BKK right now and I will be heading to Samui on Wednesday.

It's my first time in Thailand (though not the first time mongering) and what really annoys me here at the usual spots (Nana, Soi Cowboy, Patpong) is the hassle with screaming "handsome man!" and trying to pull one in the bar.

Is this the same in Samui or is there a chance to get a girl (maybe for more than one night) without this procedure?

If so, where to go best?

Any advice is much appreciated. Thanks!

Report (also on BKK) will follow. Promised.

I would say so, even in the busiest parts opf the bar area in Chaweng, there will be of course of girls trying to pull you in the bars, but it is easy to avoid the hassle.
it is definetely a more relaxed atmosphere, I'd say.
And if you venture in smaller urbanizations, the vasrious bars will have sufficient WG to chose from and definetely more quiet in their approach.
Let us know about your findings.

[Fun Times69]

Samui bar scene is generally alot more relaxed than Pattaya & Bangkok, 2 main bar scenes are in Chaweng & Lamai. Chaweng has several girlie bars, and a couple of Go Go Bars near the green mango disco, the mango attracts many freelancers and later on bar girls.

Lamai is a much better choice in my opion if you want a more relaxed mongering experience, with several dozen girlie bars and a couple of clubs that attract freelancers and bar girls for B1000-1500 LT.

Enjoy

One of the clubs is called Fusion and is situated just opposite MacDonalds. Once the beer bars close for the night it rapidly fills up with bar girls looking for business.

[Jet69]

I hope you get a response. I too will try this island for a few days.

ANY tips or experiences would be greatly appreciated. I plan on being there mid March and will report back. I plan on staying in Lamai unless I hear otherwise.

Good luck to you.

[Int Chink]

Samui bar scene is generally alot more relaxed than Pattaya & Bangkok, 2 main bar scenes are in Chaweng & Lamai. Chaweng has several girlie bars, and a couple of Go Go Bars near the green mango disco, the mango attracts many freelancers and later on bar girls.

Lamai is a much better choice in my opion if you want a more relaxed mongering experience, with several dozen girlie bars and a couple of clubs that attract freelancers and bar girls for B1000-1500 LT.

Enjoy

[Trashcanman77]

I'm in BKK right now and I will be heading to Samui on Wednesday.

It's my first time in Thailand (though not the first time mongering) and what really annoys me here at the usual spots (Nana, Soi Cowboy, Patpong) is the hassle with screaming "handsome man!" and trying to pull one in the bar.

Is this the same in Samui or is there a chance to get a girl (maybe for more than one night) without this procedure?

If so, where to go best?

Any advice is much appreciated. Thanks!

Report (also on BKK) will follow. Promised.

[Chardonnay]

What a wonderfull trip that I had in Koh Samui & Koh Phangan for my new year countdown. So here is my field report.

Great report, mate! I love samui.

[Kaptenrobin]

What a wonderfull trip that I had in Koh Samui & Koh Phangan for my new year countdown. So here is my field report.

Day 1 I reach Koh Samui's town near the pier (NAthon Town) to check in our hotel in this town. Saw alot of Farangs riding their motorcycle around & I decided to get 1 too so that can had a chase on those beautifull Farang's chicks. Get a motorbike somewhere near Tesco Lotus supermarket in Nathon town then heading to my hotel to check in. Immediately after check in, I start my hunt journey for my first sex meal of the day. Wandering around the beach & found some blonde Farang. As I never eat this white meat before so abit scared to make the 1st move so without wasting my hunting time I decided to try some local girls. I ride my motorbike to the coastal road of nathon town then turn right after the 7-eleven shop to a small lane. Found 2 massage parlour with hell alot of MILF. Feel abit backach for long travelling so got in for massage for 300 bath per hour. Choose a ML around age 27 32 & started the session. Using oil to rub my back with no hanky panky moves. Getting bored & horny so I decided to ask for extra service. How wonderfull that she say yes for 1000bath for bum bum. Ok & she get undress & we get straight into a wild sex. She capped me on & ride me like a horse racing. Wet pussy & I can even guess she is cumming as I feel some vibration on he waist as I hold her not to over shake me. Then finally is my time to ride her. As I see she has a big round ass o I decided to fuck her doggy style. Load my cum after 5 minutes. No washing & just help me to wipe with some toilet tissue. Get my pants on & headed back to hotel for bath.

Later at night, I took my dinner opposite the pier named coffee garden. After dinner it was 8 pm local time so decided to check chaweng beach out as I got a few reconmendation from the internet. I ride my motorbike to chaweng. IT took me around 50 minutes from Nathon Pier. Feeling ass pain as I was riding bike for too long & go up & down hills. Finally reaching chaweng area with alot's of Farang wandering around the street. It is like a night market scene. Alot of MILF massage parlours around. As I just got the massage earlier in the afternoon so I headed to a club name SOLO just beside the street. Had a few bottle of corona to boost up my courage to get some blonde chicks. After an hour, feel abit down as I am trying to smile to others but those blonde chicks like doesn't like asian at all. Maybe they think I was a local thai guy who is pimping myself out in the street. So I decided to change my hang out places. I go to the beach to see what's up there. Found 1 bar name Ark BAr with alot of western tourist wearing sexy outfit & more nice looking girls club around. Yeah!. I got a feeling. Tonight is the night! So quickly get my bucket of drinks for 300 bath consist of 1 small bottle of smirnoff red, redbull & sprite top up with ice. Start to suck on my Vodka & walk around. There are alot of varieties to choose from black negro to snow skin blonde. Never had a white meat before so start to hunt for them. Came to know this girl name Lucy from England. Have a chat & finish our drink then ask her whether she wanna go to other place is more comfortable than there. Can't believe she said yes & we walk by the shore to a dark place beside the beach. That is the place I get my 2nd shot of the day. Put some flirt efford on then here we are. Pull her ass up, flip her dress, remove her panties then I capped myself on & screw her doggie style. Abit scared of getting notice from people or MIB so fuck her hard & strong to jerk of faster but I just get 1 shot ealier so instead to finish faster I make her hot & she even squirt on me & make my underwear wet. Shit. This is the wildest sex on the beach. Continue bang her like chasing cow & load my cum. Woo. Having a weak leg & ride my motorbike back to Nathon Town slowly as the room here is all fully booked. Will be back for the 2nd day report.

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[BionicMan]

After a few days exploring the massage parlor scene in BKK (see recent reports in the specific thread), I headed to Koh Samui for some beach and relaxing. I traveled with family, which limited my options to quick nighttime excursions to Lamai, the area closest to my hotel. No time to check out the bar scene, chat and have a few drinks before choosing a girl. ....
So, unless I totally missed the action in Chaweng (which is quite possible, given my time and freedom constraints), I would say that Lamai would be a better destination for those visiting Koh Samui mainly for the hobby.

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Good report
I never experienced Lamai, as I stay elsewhere but Chaweng, usually visited once or twice during my stays does offer a couple of dark areas or sin streets with bars and girls on offer very similar to what you depicted in Lamai's boxing ring.
Sorry for the bad experience with the WG... Maybe KS is not yet at the pace of BKK freelances.

[Coriolanus]

After a few days exploring the massage parlor scene in BKK (see recent reports in the specific thread), I headed to Koh Samui for some beach and relaxing. I traveled with family, which limited my options to quick nighttime excursions to Lamai, the area closest to my hotel. No time to check out the bar scene, chat and have a few drinks before choosing a girl.

Even with these limitations, I can gladly report on some action. First, I have to say that I left Samui with the impression that Lamai is much more sex-oriented than Chaweng. Of what I could see in Chaweng, apart from the usual touristy nightlife of restaurants, bars, CD/DVD stalls and tailors, there were a few billiard joints tucked in some darker corners that seemed more amenable to our hobby. That, and some massage parlors on the northern part of town, with ladies in skimpy clothes idly chatting away as you pass by. I know, ladies at the bars are there for the taking, but again, it was a subtler environment.

Lamai, on the other hand, has a more on-your-face approach, with a large array of bars, restaurants and billiard joints clustered in the side streets around a square with a covered Thai boxing ring. In the bars immediately around the boxing ring, girls are plentiful, dancing in poles and inviting you for a drink. All pretty much in the open, which reminded me of the scene in Patong beach, in Phuket. There is a bordello on a corner of the square (a yellow building called simply “The Club”), for those who would prefer to have a drink and choose a girl with a little more privacy.

On my first night out in Lamai, I saw a massage parlor open (it was almost midnight) and decided to try my luck. I never bothered to ask what kind of massage was available. Just chose one girl, a cutie that looked 19 and was asleep when I walked in, said very clearly what I wanted and offered to pay BKK rates (1500 baht), which was appreciated. My heart starting pounding when she asked: “you want bumbum?” Had full service, including BBBJ, DFK and anal, in one of those massage beds in the room, separated from the other beds only by the running sheets hanging from the ceiling. I know, it is not much for privacy, but at that time of night, with no other costumers at the joint and all other ladies chatting outside, it was ok. Hurried, but enough to allow me to release and get back to my hotel with that priceless sense of accomplishment!

The next free night in Lamai, I drove around the area and picked up a WG that was standing in a corner. She asked 1000 baht for ST. Since we could not go back to my hotel, she directed me to a short-time hotel in town (500 baht for the room, plus a 500 baht deposit to make sure you return the key). It was dreadful. She could not stop asking silly questions (who wants to give away personal details to a WG?) and had little experience. When I asked for BBBJ, she started to make strange noises, as if just about to puke all over my dick, so I quit. Left the room without paying her a dime (and she did not even complain, as if agreeing with my displeasure), got my deposit back and headed to the hotel without scoring. A miss, but it was just my luck. Lamai is full of potential.

So, unless I totally missed the action in Chaweng (which is quite possible, given my time and freedom constraints), I would say that Lamai would be a better destination for those visiting Koh Samui mainly for the hobby.

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[BionicMan]

I have my reservation at the Lamai Wanta for early March. Other posters have suggested a guy might want to bring his own companion to this island. In an attempt to mix things up, as well as have a back up plan, I've been corresponding with a few local DIA ladies. Anyone have any good experience with a Koh Samui DIA lady. pm me please. thanks

Why bringing a salmon to Scotland... fish locally!

[Golfinho]

I stayed at Lamai Wanta a couple of years ago. Unless you are looking for something special in having company all day long. There are dozens if not hundreds of women available within walking distance of that hotel. Seems silly to bring coals to Newcastle and then look around and possible see something you would prefer but can't have because you're already committed.

"a couple years ago" I've been half-a-dozen times in the past 10 years to Koh Samui and you can really see the changes in Lamai. Going back again next month, and wouldn't be surprised at all to see that even more of the cottage bungalows have fallen by the wayside and development driving out the small hotels. Thinking to rent a small house for a month. Good thing is last January there were more bargirls around than in the past, although the bars close way to early now.

[Stew2]

I have my reservation at the Lamai Wanta for early March. Other posters have suggested a guy might want to bring his own companion to this island. In an attempt to mix things up, as well as have a back up plan, I've been corresponding with a few local DIA ladies. Anyone have any good experience with a Koh Samui DIA lady. pm me please. thanks

I stayed at Lamai Wanta a couple of years ago. Unless you are looking for something special in having company all day long... there are dozens if not hundreds of women available within walking distance of that hotel. Seems silly to bring coals to Newcastle and then look around and possible see something you would prefer but can't have because you're already committed.

[ThaiLearner]

Has anyone used the ferry from Pattaya to Koh Samui lately?

Thanks,

And GF friendly hotel list? Does it exist there?

Your best bet is to fly from pattaya to koh Samui using bangkok airways

[BionicMan]

Has anyone used the ferry from Pattaya to Koh Samui lately?

Thanks,

And GF friendly hotel list? Does it exist there?

The matter of the ferry has been elaborated a few posts ago, just browse a bit.
And with reference to GF friendly hotel list...let me say it is a bit of a useless question when referred to Thailand!
You might want to ask for a list of "non GF hotels" in Thailand: one hand wil be sufficient to count them!