Pattaya Reports

[Allover]

The club won't call a taxi for their customers?

Leads me to another question. How much would it cost me to hire a taxi for say 3-4 hours slowly driving me all around Pattaya, hitting every street a car can drive through? Area to be covered would be North Pattaya Road to South Pattaya Road, between Beach Road and Chaloem Phra kiat Road.

Plan is to do this on a Sunday or Monday so I get my bearings for the next 3+ weeks. Some may think it's a waste of money but I consider it more of an investment not to miss anything on my trip. If there are other main hobby areas (not including Jomtien) outside of the aforementioned area or something cool around Pattaya I need to see or do, please let me know.

I have done what you want to do. I rented a motorbike and rode up and down every Soi between Beach Rd and 2nd Rd from Soi 2 to Walking Street. You can rent a motorbike on Beach Road. Most ask for my original passport but only give them a copy. If they insist on the original passport go to the next vendor. And you do need an international license for the motorbike. The most interesting sights of Pattaya are in South Pattaya past the end of walking street and around the big hill with the Pattaya sign. There is Queen Sirikit Park, some luxury hotels and condos,a Buddha where you can buy and release some birds, go cart track, Pattaya sign, a Navy station with a memorial monument (nice views), a boat pier to go to outer island. Going to the top of the hill above Pattaya is nice and Jomtien beach is worth a stroll. They may have beer bars but I'm not sure. I have discovered all of these items by accident while riding around on a motorbike. These sights are rarely, if ever, mentioned here.

I like your idea of a Pattaya tour but I would use a motorbike not a taxi. Taxi drivers in Pattaya are lazy ripoffs.

[Escort4Us]

I have another question for the brotherhood of the Pattaya forum. If Pattaya is the Mecca of mongering, where in the world is the next best place?

Sorry for the drudged up reply months later. But doing my 100 pages of DD.

For a civilized place to go. Sao Paulo.

The $ is _so_ depressed there, and the clinics are so much fun.

Good short time Brazilian pussy is $35-55 US depending on the house, or the special.

[Mr Enternational]

Thanks for the feedback guys. My taxi ride is not primarily for hobby purposes but also to see if I pass by a place of interest for me to visit later in my trip. Could be a place to eat, walk around, shop, etc.

And besides that, they are not going to understand what you want to do. And if they do understand then they will think you are crazy. Why does this guy just want me to drive him around in every soi in Pattaya? He does not know where he wants to go. Stupid farang! And the traffic in high season. Shhhh. That is why I drive a bike so I can go around it most of the time.

Like everyone says, either walk, get a motorbike, or hop on and off the baht buses. As Christian was telling you there is nothing special to see down those other sois. Just hotels and maybe massage shops that cater to those hotels. Oh, and pharmacies too. Remember businesses should stay on a main road or a road that has a lot of traffic. Otherwise nobody will know it is there and they will not have many customers. So what you are talking about doing will really just be wasting your time. You won't make any ground breaking discoveries.

[TellAll]

How do you go about that? What do you need besides cash? I would assume that this is generally "safe" and chances of theft are low.

Motorbike rentals all over town. Get a international drivers license before you come in case you are stopped by police.

[Escort4Us]

So why not rent your on motorbike?

How do you go about that? What do you need besides cash? I would assume that this is generally "safe" and chances of theft are low.

[Banana Boi]

Thanks for the feedback guys. My taxi ride is not primarily for hobby purposes but also to see if I pass by a place of interest for me to visit later in my trip. Could be a place to eat, walk around, shop, etc.

I realize there isn't much between Soi Buakhou and 3rd Road but I extended my area to 3rd Road to include Soi Lengkee. I've Google map'd the entire area I want to cover but nothing like seeing something in person. My taxi plan will not be my first days in Pattaya. I will likely have covered Soi 6, 7, 8, Beach Road, WS, and possibly the Sabai and LK Metro areas by then.

600 baht (15 euro) per 1 - 1. 5 hours seems like a reasonable rate.

[Breadman]

Anything to see or do in Jomtien? Nice beach to take a stroll maybe? Are there beer bars in Jomtien?

[Christian G]

The club won't call a taxi for their customers?

Many mototaxi and some taxi outside Kinnaree. Other club maybe not have a mototaxi outside, but you just need to walk a bit for find many mototaxi, taxi and bahtbus all around

Leads me to another question. How much would it cost me to hire a taxi for say 3-4 hours slowly driving me all around Pattaya, hitting every street a car can drive through? Area to be covered would be North Pattaya Road to South Pattaya Road, between Beach Road and Chaloem Phra kiat Road.

Personally I see no need to do this. Chaloem Phra kiat Road (3rd road) not have nothing interest to see if you don't know the address of the club. Also I think driver will charge you too much, is not a common thing rent a taxi for some hours in Pattaya. So why not rent your on motorbike? Is a best solution for me, check the map, take note of interesting address and go around by yourself. Remember that many mototaxi-taxidriver don't know the exact location of the clubs around, so could be easy that they make you lose time driving around, call friends for ask where the club is, ecc. And don't forget the traffic, I never want to stay on taxi or bahtbus in Pattaya.

From North to South. Beach road and second road, you can just walk all around and check the alleys which connect the two streets.

From soi 6 to soi 1 not many interesting things apart a Body Massage near soi 2 on Second Road and some bar complex.

From Second Road you can go check Soi Buakhao from soi Honey, Soi Diana, Soi LK Metro.

From Soi Buakhao you can go check 3rd road from Soi Lengkee, Soi Chayapoon, Soi Xzyte.

If there are other main hobby areas (not including Jomtien) outside of the aforementioned area or something cool around Pattaya I need to see or do, please let me know.

Naklua have some beer bar complex, but i dont know if is worth a visit because i never check.

[Breadman]

The club won't call a taxi for their customers?

Leads me to another question. How much would it cost me to hire a taxi for say 3-4 hours slowly driving me all around Pattaya, hitting every street a car can drive through? Area to be covered would be North Pattaya Road to South Pattaya Road, between Beach Road and Chaloem Phra kiat Road.

Plan is to do this on a Sunday or Monday so I get my bearings for the next 3+ weeks. Some may think it's a waste of money but I consider it more of an investment not to miss anything on my trip. If there are other main hobby areas (not including Jomtien) outside of the aforementioned area or something cool around Pattaya I need to see or do, please let me know.

I'm not the one to answer the question about the club calling a taxi for you but I did take a taxi to Jomtien and back and had the guy wait an hour, cost me 600 baht. Might cost you the same to have him ride you around town for 2 hours. Just not sure how much you'll actually see in the back of a cab. I did the same thing but with the baht bus, get a handful of 10 baht coins and hop off and explore, jump back on when you've seen enough.

[Banana Boi]

The club won't call a taxi for their customers?

Leads me to another question. How much would it cost me to hire a taxi for say 3-4 hours slowly driving me all around Pattaya, hitting every street a car can drive through? Area to be covered would be North Pattaya Road to South Pattaya Road, between Beach Road and Chaloem Phra kiat Road.

Plan is to do this on a Sunday or Monday so I get my bearings for the next 3+ weeks. Some may think it's a waste of money but I consider it more of an investment not to miss anything on my trip. If there are other main hobby areas (not including Jomtien) outside of the aforementioned area or something cool around Pattaya I need to see or do, please let me know.

[Breadman]

A buddy of mine took me on his motorbike and at the time I thought we were just going to eat lunch. .

If I'm not mistaken, having a ride is key to visiting these clubs (jade house, heaven, kinnaree etc) is having a ride to and from the clubs. Yeah, you can jump on a motobike taxi to take you there but from what I've heard getting a return taxi can be troublesome. I'm guessing there won't be taxi's waiting outside to take you back.

[Christian G]

First, I will say that I wish I could tell you were Kinnaree Place is located, but I cannot.

Look here for the location http://www.kinnareeplace.com/contact.html.

[Run Mann]

I went to Kinnaree Place a few months ago. I wanted to write a review of the place, but just couldn't remember the name. Thanks Banana Boi!

First, I will say that I wish I could tell you were Kinnaree Place is located, but I cannot.

You can now.

https://www.facebook.com/PlaceKinnaree?fref=ts

http://www.kinnareeplace.com/

[Banana Boi]

Thanks for the review and the warning about the invisible drinks. I'm looking forward to checking these places out, enjoying lunch and an afternoon romp or 3, then going to WS at night.

[Nefarious]

I went to Kinnaree Place a few months ago. I wanted to write a review of the place, but just couldn't remember the name. Thanks Banana Boi!

First, I will say that I wish I could tell you were Kinnaree Place is located, but I cannot. A buddy of mine took me on his motorbike and at the time I thought we were just going to eat lunch. That's what he told me anyway. So, we arrived at this place and there were dozens of motorbikes parked out front. We just happened to arrive on a day when there was a big birthday party going on. As soon as we walked in, we saw a few tables (buffet style) full of food. There was some Thai and some western style food. The food was okay.

After filling our plates full of food, we headed into the bar. The place was absolutely packed with men who were there for the birthday party, but there were still plenty of girls working. Most of the girls were fairly good looking in my opinion. Many were dressed in school girl outfits. All of the girls were friendly and welcoming. My friend and I made our way to a side room and ate our lunch while checking out the options from our table. After eating, we went back out to the main room to see the action there.

Fairly quickly, I spotted a skinny, cute young-looking girl (maybe 20 years old) I liked and called her over. I usually like to chat up the girl and have a drink or two before making a decision, but I knew right away I wanted this one. I forgot her name. Who can remember names? It has been a few months, but if I remember correctly, the deal for ST was about 300 baht for the use of a room and it was either 700 or 1,000 baht for her (sorry, but I can't remember... I just remember being happy about the deal). She led me back to the room where my buddy and I ate and said she would see if a room was ready. She came back about 30 seconds later and said I should order some drinks because there was no available room. I told her then I would have to cancel because my friend wanted to leave and we just had time for ST. She came back about a minute later and magically a room was available. She then presented me with a bill that included the room charge, lunch charge, and a few drinks that I did not order. She told me the drinks were so we could have a drink in the room. I told her I didn't want to drink. I just wanted to get to the room. She then took the bill back and returned with a new bill that only had the room charge, which was fine by me. So, if you go there, just be sure you are alert for extra drink charges.

We then passed back through the main room of the bar and went through some doors and into an area that had a few rooms. The room we used was clean, but the bed looked like it had seen better days. We showered and got down to business. She was very enthusiastic and had no problems with doing whatever I asked. I really enjoyed the Kinnaree Place and had planned to go back, but instead of paying attention to how to get there, on the way back I was busy telling my buddy about the girl I was with and then we got pulled over by the police (a "random" check to make sure he had his international driver's license). Then I met up with another forum member and he took me out to Walking Street. I lost my mind (so many sexy girls) once I went to Windmill and Sweethearts, but that's another story.

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Thanks for your summary, Adrena. Very helpful for us who have their virgin trip coming very soon.

Couple quick questions for my trip in 4 weeks.

For massage places like Sabai Room, Sabai Dee, Rasputin, Honey 1 and 2, what is the best time of day to go to see the most girls in the fishbowls? Is there a big difference in number / quality of girls on a Monday opposed to a Friday?

Would like to spend a few afternoons in the Gentleman's clubs in Jomtien / Pattaya for the FKK feel. Anyone been to Kinnaree Place, Winchester, Rioja, M Club, Sapphire Lodge, Venus Lounge, or Heaven lately? Any of these places that I should definitely try or avoid? Is there a better one not on my list?