Pattaya Reports

[Banana Boi]

Wishlist,

Kinnaree is out it closes at 7 pm.

Never been but I am pretty certain Moulin Rouge on Walking Street will not be worth it!

Just walk around the 4 large soapies, Sabai Dee, Sabai Resort, Honey 2, and Rasputin. They are all close to one another. Find the girl you think is the hottest. It's a crap shoot in those places.

There is an "Advice for Indians" thread in the Blog section.

[Deori]

Does anyone here have any experience using Lifecare Lab in Pattaya for STD testing? Just wondering if anyone here can vouch for them. They were recommended on a non mongering expat site for general lab work and have great prices. Posted this under the Safe Sex thread also. Sorry for the double post, little time sensitive.

Thanks guys!

[WishList15]

Hi,

Would be in Pattaya for 2 nights on a Friday and Saturday this month. Traveling single. Would be free 8 pm onwards. This is first time. Few queries if you could guide. PM is also active.

1. Must visit places and must do things.

2. Places which do not entertain Indians even though single.

3. Which is better MP. Devils den, Honey1 MP, Rasputin MP.

4. For soppy massage, is Sabai better. Also if visited MP, than does it make sense for soppy massage.

5. Moulin rouge? Is it worth visiting.

6. Kinnarie? It it worth going.

Any other suggestions.

I know would not be able to do all these in 2 nights (nor would have stamina &#128540 but suggest the best.

[JiveMofo]

For one it seems like you are going too late. I have ridden past around 12 on a couple of nights the past week and saw plenty. Try the area between Pattaya Klang and Royal Garden Mall. Also many look at Beach Rd chicks as skanks when the opposite is true. Many BR chicks have normal jobs and will go there after work. Because they have normal jobs they are not able to sit in a bar all day or go hang out in a disco all night. If you sit at the drinkmobile on Beach Road for a few hours you will see a chick pull up and park her bike, go with a couple of customers, then leave to go home. A lot of them have to be at work in the morning, so if you are going through at 2 and 3 am you have missed out on them. The place has died down by then. Two nights ago my buddy did leave us at the disco at 4 am and was able to find him something on BR though. So YMMV.

Ah, I had made the assumption that the FL's on BR got better later at night (similar to the Discos). I think I had read some posts about guys pulling some gems there pretty late and assumed that was a good time. Will take a look earlier next time.

Thanks.

[Mr Enternational]

Anyone familiar with the BR FL scene care to comment on the current state of things?

For one it seems like you are going too late. I have ridden past around 12 on a couple of nights the past week and saw plenty. Try the area between Pattaya Klang and Royal Garden Mall. Also many look at Beach Rd chicks as skanks when the opposite is true. Many BR chicks have normal jobs and will go there after work. Because they have normal jobs they are not able to sit in a bar all day or go hang out in a disco all night. If you sit at the drinkmobile on Beach Road for a few hours you will see a chick pull up and park her bike, go with a couple of customers, then leave to go home. A lot of them have to be at work in the morning, so if you are going through at 2 and 3 am you have missed out on them. The place has died down by then. Two nights ago my buddy did leave us at the disco at 4 am and was able to find him something on BR though. So YMMV.

The BR crackdown was on Africans and ladyboys. My girlfriend works at a hotel and she said 2 of the African chicks staying there got busted. The police kept calling the hotel checking on the one that did not have the proper visa because they had told her she had to leave the country. She did leave while the other one that had the proper paperwork did not have any problems.

Tuesday when my girl made dinner for me and my friend I saw the first nonsurgeried Colombian that I have seen in Thailand. Are the Colombians still hanging out at Mixx? My buddy met one on a chat app the other day and the silly girl told him 8000 baht when he could fuck her cousin in Colombia for $13.

[Crazy4Thai]

Each 180 baht? You can find it at 900 bht / box along Suk. Got 5 boxes for even less last October, 4 k baht in all.

I do not know about jelly. My comment was about the price of a box of 4 Sidenfel, 100 MG per tablet.

[JiveMofo]

Headed out to iBar / Insomnia tonight at about 2 am. Walked from Soi 13 to check out the Beach Road FL scene. Appears to be dead. I see less than half the amount of girls now as last Tuesday when I arrived. Am guessing it has to do with the crackdown? I see a few more girls across the street hanging out by the motorbikes. Figure I'll pass through on the way back if I don't find a girl.

Insomnia is relatively empty tonight. Much less crowded than any other night I've been there at 2 am. Handful of good looking girls, but all the ones I am interested in seem to be taken. Also notice that there seems to be a lot more guys than girls. Decide to head down to iBar.

Looks like iBar is the winner tonight so far as hot girls. Take a few passes through, but no luck. Either girl is taken, is not interested, or as I chat her up I notice she's not as hot as I thought and lose interest. Smoke is bugging me (much worse at Insomnia though). I'm getting more and more irritable so decide to head out.

Walk down BR on the opposite side of the beach to check out the FL's. There seems to be less of them than when I was headed towards WS earlier. None worth stopping for.

Anyone familiar with the BR FL scene care to comment on the current state of things?

[JiveMofo]

Took the walk down Soi Buakhao from Soi Lengkhee to South Pattaya road as was recommended earlier. The road winds quite a bit, and there is little to no sidewalk so be forewarned. I'm always a bit jumpy on these roads as I've been getting constantly buzzed by bikes and cars coming from my blind side. I came across many MP's and Beer Bars along the way but unfortunately, nothing caught my interest. I did find a vendor selling bugs (fried grasshoppers and other assorted insects) which I decided to try. 40 baht a bag, had the grasshoppers / crickets. Had to close my eyes eating the first few, but after a couple they were no problem. A bit oily, but crunchy and tasty.

As noted previously, I found a Fascino pharmacy on S Pattaya road that has 100 MG 4-packs of Sidegra for 180 baht. No haggling required.

This is a bit out of order, but I found a girl I thought attractive at Rock House in LK Metro (beer bar). A cute 23 YO (Tip) that I had passed by a few times before. One of those chicks lost in her phone most of the time and a bit juvenile for my tastes. She was however, cute and had that white look which I don't normally go for, but since I've been having a steady diet of dark skinned girls I was looking for a change and decided to give her a try. ST = 1 K and bar fine + room upstairs was 600. On site servicing which was a little surprising given the current state of things. I think the LD was 120 or 150.

I won't quite say starfish, but service was poor IMO. Didn't want to kiss, 10 second BBBJ (only because I coaxed her into it), etc. Etc. Once we got going, she seemed to put a bit of effort into it, but I definitely wouldn't repeat. I think she gets a lot of customers at the bar based on her looks / cuteness. Oh well. I *knew* this was going to happen going in based on previous chats with her, but decided to give it a try anyways. What a dumbass. LOL.

Came across a girl at Angie Bar at the end of Lengkhee road near 3rd street. Not the kind of looks most would be into, she is very dark skinned, mohawk haircut, black lipstick, covered in tattoos, fishnet stockings etc. Goth punk look which is intriguing to me as I have not seen that much in Thailand. Bought her an LD and talked a bit (via translation app as she has little English) and felt we hit it off pretty good. Told her I'd hit her up on Line for ST tomorrow as I was meeting a friend for drinks in a bit. Will post on my experience later.

After a few drinks was planning to call it a night, but only have a few days left so decided to head to Insomnia and see if I can find an FL that suits me. If anything worth reporting, will post accordingly.

[Dinghy]

You can always ask to see her ID for yourself. The year 2017 in the western Gregorian calendar equals 2560 in the Buddhist calendar. And in Thailand the dates are commonly expressed in DDMMYYYY format.

The Hotel staff can more easily judge if an ID looks legitimate or looks fake. No way to fully determine if it is actually her ID or that of a similar looking friend or sister, but if in doubt doing some due diligence to cover your bases (and conscience) is always best practice.

SL.

Not to mention that many places take it and keep it until she leaves.

[Eric Swiss]

There is a Huge difference between Plui and Pui. Pom Pui means big, overweight or fat. I guess she laughed about another farang that misunderstand.

Well, I'm not an expert on transliteration. But if I go by what you say, then her name is Pui indeed.

What happened is that, after she said her name, I tried to repeat it, but was not very successful. Maybe it came across as Bpueeey. It was clear I had no clue.

Then, to be helpful, she said "Pui as in Pom Pui". Obviously I understood Pom Pui, I mean, everybody does. Then I looked her up and down with incredulous eyes because she was clearly not big, overweight or fat, and her go-go bar outfit left very little to the imagination. That's what made her laugh. These girls have a sense of humor.

[Christian G]

How was the slave lineup as far as looks / body / age etc?

Line up was not so good, but last time I been there 4 years ago. Don't know about the current line up.

[Sunlover2]

IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBT ABOUT THEIR AGE, ASK. It helps if you can read Thai, too.

You can always ask to see her ID for yourself. The year 2017 in the western Gregorian calendar equals 2560 in the Buddhist calendar. And in Thailand the dates are commonly expressed in DDMMYYYY format.

The Hotel staff can more easily judge if an ID looks legitimate or looks fake. No way to fully determine if it is actually her ID or that of a similar looking friend or sister, but if in doubt doing some due diligence to cover your bases (and conscience) is always best practice.

SL.

[Dinghy]

Read an earlier post suggesting Kamagra Jelly was worth a try, so stopped by a couple of pharmacies asking for it. Was told by the first one that they were out of stock and likely no one had it as there is currently no supply. Not sure exactly why, but she didn't know when they might have some again. Tried two more pharmacies and they were OOS as well. Settled for a 4-pack (100 MG) of Indian made Sidegra for 350 baht. Was told price is 300 if I buy two.

Took half a pill and was sporting a half-chub for the rest of the night. Seems to work pretty good.

Just found an earlier post saying that Fascino pharmacy (South Pattaya St, short walk south past 2nd Road) should have the same Sidegra 4-pack for 180 baht. Will give that a try later today.

There is also a Fascino on South Pattaya road maybe 50 meters from the school fence toward Suk on the side of the road with the school (that's the south side).

[Dinghy]

Thanks, I'll give that a try. Actually been enjoying all the walking as a bit of exercise and break from all the drinking. For some reason, I've only headed towards Central on Soi Buakhao form Lengkee but not the other way. When I circle back, I always end up headed down Soi Diana again.

After a bit more thought, I don't think I'll be returning. Having to deal with the trip there from Soi 13 and then taking a girl to a ST hotel not worth the hassle for me. Wish I could have experienced before all this happened.

Duly noted. As I mentioned previously, I've been leaning towards younger girls here, as that is not really an option for me back home. I'd forgotten how much of a turn on youth can be. Just on either side of 20 seems to be the sweet spot for me. I'll be more careful going forward. Do you think places like LK Metro are relatively safe, or better to always ask ID no matter where?

Thanks.

IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBT ABOUT THEIR AGE, ASK. It helps if you can read Thai, too.

[JiveMofo]

Thanks! I hope you had some luck there))).

Unfortunately not, but that was due to me being picky and a bit tired (just finished an ST session before I went). Definitely something I want to try at least once before I go though.