American Politics

[Travv]

Washington, DC —The Biden Administration has committed to defeating Alzheimer's Disease through cutting-edge research. Unfortunately, the White House staff was thrown into turmoil today after Biden completely forgot who he placed in charge of it.

"Listen, folks," Biden reportedly said during a morning meeting. "The fight against Alzheimer's is important. There's no reason we can't defeat this disease by 2003. I know President Nixon is going to fight me on this, but I'll stop at nothing to defeat polio before France invades!

According to sources, Biden then scanned the crowd, trying to remember who he had placed in charge of the effort.

"Jen? Hi there, sweetheart. How's the research comin'? Oops! Haha, I'm just kidding," said Biden, desperately searching the faces of the staff. "Bruce? Tammy? Nina? Oops! Haha, that was a joke, folks. Welp, my stories are on the TV. Let's take a break. ".

The staff desperately looked around for any kind of document that would indicate who Biden had placed in charge of Alzheimer's research. Sadly, their search came up empty since Biden had forgotten to appoint anyone to begin with.

https://babylonbee.com/news/chaos-af...eimer-research SATIRE.

[Canada]

I have no idea what you are talking about. My post was certainly about Trump and his sheep. But assuming you are discussing the drivel you wrote I will once again set you straight as I always do with your misguided and factually incorrect statements.

1. I am not a socialist by any definition, nor am I a communist. There a certain services that governments more effectively provide than private enterprise. Private enterprise certainly needs to be regulated and taxed.

2. I have never read Dr Seuss and don't care if he was a racist as it does not affect me. I do understand that the people managing his legacy made a business decision to remove a selection of his books from publication. It is their business decision but I'm sure if you are desperate to read them there will be some collectors market or file sharing source where you can get for kiddy thrills for the day.

3. The government is going to tell us what kind of vehicles we can drive. Yes the Government works for the social good of all. They will make emissions regulations, provide subsidies, adjust taxes and duties to achieve an outcome. Within that you will have a vast array of choice of vehicle and manufacturer so no they won't tell you what vehicle you can drive, just that it complies with the laws at the time.

4. The government is going to tell us how we will heat our homes. Yes the Government works for the social good of all. They will make emissions regulations, provide subsidies, adjust taxes and duties to achieve an outcome. Within that you will have a vast array of choice of electric, heat pumps, insulation, clothing etc to keep warm.

5. The government will tell us what jobs we will have. Noone is making any proposals to do this. Just you making stuff up to argue about non existent grievances.

6. The government will tell us what books we can read. Noone is making any proposals to do this. Just you making stuff up to argue about non existent grievances. There are always some things that are restricted such as adult content or censored but that is very rare.

7. The government will tell us what to we can watch. Noone is making any proposals to do this. Just you making stuff up to argue about non existent grievances. There are always some things that are restricted such as adult content or censored but that is very rare.

8. The government will tell us what news is acceptable. Didn't Trump do this? Just you making stuff up to argue about non existent grievances.

9. The government will tell us activities we can do. Such as?

10. The government will tell us when we have to wear mask. Yes if it is for the general good.

11. The government will tell us what history is acceptable and eliminate any history they don't approve of. Well that has existed since the beginning of time. The victor gets to write the history.

Do you have some sort of mental problem that you are in a constant state off stress about stuff that is not really happening? Well maybe for the last 4 years when dear leader was in power but now rational competent people are in power. Chill and be happy that the world is moving to a better place.

Thank you for your post. The government decides what is good for the people not the people deciding. You just verified communism. Thank you for agreeing with me.

[PVMonger]

Are you saying this isn't happening? We aren't talking about Trump anymore None of the above has anything to do with Trump Why is it you socialists avoid any questions on what your president and your government House and Senate is doing Why can't you answer the question? Do you think if you ignore it it will go away? Or possibly you agree to be controlled by the government. Everytime you are asked to explain a socialistic item you can only run down Trump and avoid the question. I didn't even mention the Biden corruption but I am sure you are avoiding that question too Do you really think Dr Seuess is racist?

What does sending Jackboot thugs to try and overturn legitimate elections remind us of? Absolutely Donnie the Dumbass.

What does calling all news fake and only what dear leader says is the truth whether it is an obvious lie or not sound like? Absolutely Donnie the Dumbass.

What does nepotism and cronyism remind us of? Absolutely Donnie the Dumbass.

What does quid pro quo, ignoring the emoluments clause and failure to allow the legitimate requests for financial records suggest? Absolutely Donnie the Dumbass.

Who requires absolute fealty to dear leader? Absolutely Donnie the Dumbass.

Who removes all inspector generals so there is no possibility to investigate improper behaviour? Absolutely Donnie the Dumbass.

What does the pandering to one religious faction lead to? Absolutely Donnie the Dumbass.

What does the obsession with big military, parades and cozying up to totalitarian regimes lead to? Absolutely Donnie the Dumbass.

It all absolutely happened. And Donnie the Dumbass did it.

Only a complete idiot would say that these things didn't happen in Donnie the Dumbass' 4 year term.

[ShooBree]

1. No.

2. Only a demagogue with zero knowledge of world history can utter something that stupid. That's why.

The US hasn't thrown people into ovens. The US has not killed tens of millions or sent them to GULAG. The US hasn't done anything resembling the Cultural Revolution.

Not even under Trump.

However, if things ever did come to anything like that, that would happen under someone like Trump. Like GDreams put it rightly: "The last 4 years has been as close to totalitarianism the US has come. ".

And seeing how millions of his brainwashed followers continue worshipping the ground this conman walks on, one wonders if it was just a rehearsal and totalitarianism might come back with a vengeance one day.

If you want to see true totalitarianism you don't need to look any further than the blue states and how they took away people's freedoms.

[The Cane]

The Canadian government apparently has not done enough for you.

Didn't teach you how to write.

Canadians clearly have harder hitting matters of their own to manage. They should deal with their own "difficult issues" before attempting to weigh in on other matters of international importance LOL!

https://www.today.com/food/why-canad...-viral-t210119

[ShooBree]

The truth is simple, the libtards on this site are brainwashed. Everything they accuse Trump and the Republicans of are what themselves are guilty of.

Pelosi was fully aware that Republican politicians had been shot by one of her fans when she tried to trigger a new terror attack by branding Republicans "domestic enemies."

[GDreams]

Are you saying this isn't happening? We aren't talking about Trump anymore None of the above has anything to do with Trump Why is it you socialists avoid any questions on what your president and your government House and Senate is doing Why can't you answer the question? Do you think if you ignore it it will go away? Or possibly you agree to be controlled by the government. Everytime you are asked to explain a socialistic item you can only run down Trump and avoid the question. I didn't even mention the Biden corruption but I am sure you are avoiding that question too Do you really think Dr Seuess is racist?

I have no idea what you are talking about. My post was certainly about Trump and his sheep. But assuming you are discussing the drivel you wrote I will once again set you straight as I always do with your misguided and factually incorrect statements.

1. I am not a socialist by any definition, nor am I a communist. There a certain services that governments more effectively provide than private enterprise. Private enterprise certainly needs to be regulated and taxed.

2. I have never read Dr Seuss and don't care if he was a racist as it does not affect me. I do understand that the people managing his legacy made a business decision to remove a selection of his books from publication. It is their business decision but I'm sure if you are desperate to read them there will be some collectors market or file sharing source where you can get for kiddy thrills for the day.

3. The government is going to tell us what kind of vehicles we can drive. Yes the Government works for the social good of all. They will make emissions regulations, provide subsidies, adjust taxes and duties to achieve an outcome. Within that you will have a vast array of choice of vehicle and manufacturer so no they won't tell you what vehicle you can drive, just that it complies with the laws at the time.

4. The government is going to tell us how we will heat our homes. Yes the Government works for the social good of all. They will make emissions regulations, provide subsidies, adjust taxes and duties to achieve an outcome. Within that you will have a vast array of choice of electric, heat pumps, insulation, clothing etc to keep warm.

5. The government will tell us what jobs we will have. Noone is making any proposals to do this. Just you making stuff up to argue about non existent grievances.

6. The government will tell us what books we can read. Noone is making any proposals to do this. Just you making stuff up to argue about non existent grievances. There are always some things that are restricted such as adult content or censored but that is very rare.

7. The government will tell us what to we can watch. Noone is making any proposals to do this. Just you making stuff up to argue about non existent grievances. There are always some things that are restricted such as adult content or censored but that is very rare.

8. The government will tell us what news is acceptable. Didn't Trump do this? Just you making stuff up to argue about non existent grievances.

9. The government will tell us activities we can do. Such as?

10. The government will tell us when we have to wear mask. Yes if it is for the general good.

11. The government will tell us what history is acceptable and eliminate any history they don't approve of. Well that has existed since the beginning of time. The victor gets to write the history.

Do you have some sort of mental problem that you are in a constant state off stress about stuff that is not really happening? Well maybe for the last 4 years when dear leader was in power but now rational competent people are in power. Chill and be happy that the world is moving to a better place.

[Xpartan]

Doesn't this remind you of Hitler and USSR and Chinese Communist party?

Why is it different?

1. No.

2. Only a demagogue with zero knowledge of world history can utter something that stupid. That's why.

The US hasn't thrown people into ovens. The US has not killed tens of millions or sent them to GULAG. The US hasn't done anything resembling the Cultural Revolution.

Not even under Trump.

However, if things ever did come to anything like that, that would happen under someone like Trump. Like GDreams put it rightly: "The last 4 years has been as close to totalitarianism the US has come. ".

And seeing how millions of his brainwashed followers continue worshipping the ground this conman walks on, one wonders if it was just a rehearsal and totalitarianism might come back with a vengeance one day.

[Paulie97]

What does sending Jackboot thugs to try and overturn legitimate elections remind us of?

What does calling all news fake and only what dear leader says is the truth whether it is an obvious lie or not sound like?

What does gerrymandering and voting restrictions that favour your party sound like?

What does nepotism and cronyism remind us of?

What does quid pro quo, ignoring the emoluments clause and failure to allow the legitimate requests for financial records suggest?

What does the persecution of minorities lead to?

Who requires absolute fealty to dear leader?

Who removes all inspector generals so there is no possibility to investigate improper behaviour?

What does the pandering to one religious faction lead to?

Beautifully stated amigo. Since Canada is so fond of creating bullet points, it's nice to see him get a taste of his own medicine, and in a most forceful way indeed.

[ScatManDoo]

The government will tell us what to we can watch.

The Canadian government apparently has not done enough for you.

Didn't teach you how to write.

[ScatManDoo]

What does gerrymandering and voting restrictions that favour your party sound like?
What does the persecution of minorities lead to?
What does the pandering to one religious faction lead to?
Yes it all leads to the Republican party, stacked with evangelical nutters.

None of the above has anything to do with Trump

Yes, but these three things pulled out from GDream's lengthy post existed long before Trumpmshit became a Republican and are being worked hard now in TS's absence.

Do you really think Dr Seuess is racist?

Dr. Seuss was born in 1904 and died around 30 years ago. He was from an earlier era.

His heirs publish his books and decided to drop 6 titles in order to best preserve the value and marketability of the rest of the catalog. They made the decision a year ago, but announced it just this week.

It seemed more of a business decision than a political one. Racist themes may be bad for mass market sales forums.

His writings remain popular, earning an estimated $33 million before taxes in 2020, ranking his estate at #2 in dead celebrity earnings behind only Michael Jackson.

[Canada]

What does sending Jackboot thugs to try and overturn legitimate elections remind us of?

What does calling all news fake and only what dear leader says is the truth whether it is an obvious lie or not sound like?

What does gerrymandering and voting restrictions that favour your party sound like?

What does nepotism and cronyism remind us of?

What does quid pro quo, ignoring the emoluments clause and failure to allow the legitimate requests for financial records suggest?

What does the persecution of minorities lead to?

Who requires absolute fealty to dear leader?

Who removes all inspector generals so there is no possibility to investigate improper behaviour?

What does the pandering to one religious faction lead to?

What does the obsession with big military, parades and cozying up to totalitarian regimes lead to?

Yes it all leads to the Republican party, stacked with evangelical nutters, lead by a dear leady mired in corruption, fraud and acts of treason. The last 4 years has been as close to totalitarianism the US has come and it was thankfully soundly rejected by the voters.

But Canada keep worshipping your dear leader and keep praying for the return of his corrupt cesspool.

Are you saying this isn't happening? We aren't talking about Trump anymore None of the above has anything to do with Trump Why is it you socialists avoid any questions on what your president and your government House and Senate is doing Why can't you answer the question? Do you think if you ignore it it will go away? Or possibly you agree to be controlled by the government. Everytime you are asked to explain a socialistic item you can only run down Trump and avoid the question. I didn't even mention the Biden corruption but I am sure you are avoiding that question too Do you really think Dr Seuess is racist?

[Travv]

Biden to avoid public appearances until they're done canceling all the sexual harassers and racists.

"Washington, the. See. —Inside sources say that President Joe Biden is going to avoid all public appearances for a while. This is due to the current climate of increased scrutiny on sexual harassment -- such as with Governor Andrew Cuomo -- and past racism -- as is happening with Dr. Suess books.

"With everyone trying to find people to cancel who have been inappropriate with women or have been racist," said a White House staffer who wished to remain anonymous so people wouldn't know he is associated with a sexual harasser and a racist, "it seems like a good time for Biden to lie low and let people forget about him, just like when he was vice president. ".

This new policy was reflected at the latest White House press conference, where White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki announced at the beginning that she would not take any questions about the president. "Let's talk about something else today," she said. "Anyone seen any good TV shows?

Biden is reportedly just hanging out quietly in the White House, eating ice cream and napping and hoping President Trump makes some noise so maybe people will talk about him. He will start making public appearances again as soon as it's once more okay to harass women and make casually racist remarks -- or at least okay for a Democrat. . . ".

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-to...rs-and-racists SATIRE.

[John Clayton]

The government is going to tell us what kind of vehicles we can drive...

Did gummint take your film camera?

[GDreams]

The government is going to tell us what kind of vehicles we can drive.

The government is going to tell us how we will heat our homes.

The government will tell us what jobs we will have.

The government will tell us what books we can read.

The government will tell us what to we can watch.

The government will tell us what news is acceptable.

The government will tell us activities we can do.

The government will tell us when we have to wear mask.

The government will tell us what history is acceptable and eliminate any history they don't approve of.

Doesn't this remind you of Hitler and USSR and Chinese Communist party?

Why is it different?

What does sending Jackboot thugs to try and overturn legitimate elections remind us of?

What does calling all news fake and only what dear leader says is the truth whether it is an obvious lie or not sound like?

What does gerrymandering and voting restrictions that favour your party sound like?

What does nepotism and cronyism remind us of?

What does quid pro quo, ignoring the emoluments clause and failure to allow the legitimate requests for financial records suggest?

What does the persecution of minorities lead to?

Who requires absolute fealty to dear leader?

Who removes all inspector generals so there is no possibility to investigate improper behaviour?

What does the pandering to one religious faction lead to?

What does the obsession with big military, parades and cozying up to totalitarian regimes lead to?

Yes it all leads to the Republican party, stacked with evangelical nutters, lead by a dear leady mired in corruption, fraud and acts of treason. The last 4 years has been as close to totalitarianism the US has come and it was thankfully soundly rejected by the voters.

But Canada keep worshipping your dear leader and keep praying for the return of his corrupt cesspool.