Bangkok Reports

[Christian G]

Hi.

I'm returning to BKK in a few weeks and was looking forward to popping my EDEN Club Cherry. I'm an Ass type of man and am getting a bit frustrated with ladies saying they take it up the wrong'un only to say it don't fit one you're knocking at the back door so to speak.

Anyway, I read on another site that EDEN has closed, someone said they walked past recently and nothing!

Can ayone confirm the situation?

I don't know if Eden is actually close or not, but you can go to Snow White, Tulip, Mango and others for anal sex.

[TommySnap]

Hi.

I'm returning to BKK in a few weeks and was looking forward to popping my EDEN Club Cherry. I'm an Ass type of man and am getting a bit frustrated with ladies saying they take it up the wrong'un only to say it don't fit one you're knocking at the back door so to speak.

Anyway, I read on another site that EDEN has closed, someone said they walked past recently and nothing!

Can ayone confirm the situation?

[NickMehta]

So, I've been pushing this out forever, because of work. And then, somebody pings me for additional information, and I remember that I've yet to share my report from November. Well, here's the one about the special night.

Buddies and I made our way to Insanity Nightclub on Soi 11. We'd called ahead, and were told that entry is 400 baht, including a drink. But, at the door we were informed that it was 1000 baht a head (included 3 drinks). I guess I don't sound like an Indian on the phone. But, with great looking babes walking in, we decided to get table service. 3 k for a bottle of JW, let's in 3 guys. 2 others paid for 1 k each. So, in we went, ready to party!

The nightclub itself is great. It's a huge room, with a large dance floor. A few pillars off to the sides; unobtrusive unless you're stuck behind one. Standing tables are clearly labelled "For Bottle Service Only". Of course, the gals don't have to worry about that. The staff, wearing fancy electronic name tags, will happily escort the ladies to any available table.

The ladies are hot, of course. And, you'll find all kinds. Short and shapely, tall and thin, thick with frizzy hair. I believe I saw some hot Indian chicks too, but can't be absolutely sure. Of course, at a place as pricey as this one, you'll find all comers.

Cute lady on the next table gives my friend the eye, and comes over as soon as he smiles back. That's all it takes, of course. She's working on him, right after exchanging names. In a short brown dress, she's grinding her butt into him, keeping pace with the music. I know he's having a good time. In a few, she's turned around, and nibbling on his ears. I look away for a few, initiating my own hunt. When I look back, she's gone. Bud informs me that she wanted to head out right away, while he wanted some more of the bump-and-grind. After all we just got here. So, she left. For those who are curious, she asked for 3 k ST. Worth it? I'm not sure.

I danced with no less that 5 ladies that night. It was that kind of a place. I'd walk around the block, and a chick would come sliding up to me, for a dance. Slowly, I figured it out. The ladies on the outside were available, and would join you wherever you wanted to take them. The ladies on the inside were taken (boyfriend or temporary-boyfriend, it didn't matter). So, if you do visit, keep your eyes on the outer ring. The best chicks were by the bar.

A few hours in, and I was 4, maybe 5 drinks down. I'm not a heavy drinker, and was pretty close to being done. Looked up from the table to find a cute Thai chick checking me out. Of sheer habit, I lifted my glass, and she responded right away. I found my way over, and before I could say a word, she pecked me on the cheek. I liked her! Calls herself Titi. I think she'll be in the late twenties. But, the Thais have such beautiful skin.

Anyway, I bring her back to my table. And, in less than a minute, she's friends with all of my friends. And, she introduces herself as my gal. GFE, here we come. She's playful as hell. Grabbing my hand to spank her on her clothed butt, when the music was at it's peak. Playing crotch grab, with a big O mouth. And sweet, playful kisses. Oh yeah!

But, the price has to be right. Quotes 4 k for the full night, which she knows I won't refuse. I give in, with the caveat that the ass had to be included. She says it won't fit. I say, it'll be fun trying. I say, I don't have a room. She says, come to mine. And, off we go. No really, she took me to her home, which was a 50 baht ride away.

Now, I can go into specifics and details of the next 9 hours. But, that's best left to the imagination. All I'll say is, that was the best 5 k I've spent so far (yes, I tipped her an extra 1000). I'll also say this, she was right, it didn't fit.

I'll try to answer the questions that will be asked. She didn't have the hottest body on the dance floor, she had had a baby, so there were some stretch marks. She loved cuddling, especially after her orgasm, of which she had more than a handful. She got emotional as well, when talking about her kid; this only made her human and the sex was real not mechanical. I don't know if she's the same with everyone. But, it was a good night.

Ciao!

[Kerrstar]

My compiled BJ bar info:

BJ Bars.

I'll add in Afterskool in Soi Cowboy. They have a naughty corner at the end of the bar so it's pretty public. No rooms that I'm aware of (haven't asked). 1,000 baht, had a 20 YO blow me on Friday night.

They don't necessarily have the best looking girls but if you're just after a quick BJ and happen to be in Cowboy then it's not a bad option. I quite often drink there as I also like the music and I don't get hassled if I don't feel like a BJ.

[MonkeyPaw]

Maybe it's because you refer to yourself in the third person, which most people find very much like a wanker. But hey, I don't judge!

I appreciate all your contributions to the Thailand forum. Your reports are great and very informative. And because of them, agree with you 100% about the wanker thing. Interesting how others may not. Paw.

[Stykler]

There are some guys that truly have this thing against me. This is nothing new to the Paw.

Maybe it's because you refer to yourself in the third person, which most people find very much like a wanker. But hey, I don't judge!

[UsaInEurope]

I had the pleasure of being sucked in full public view a couple of years back but was told that the girls worked in rotation so I could not decide. Obviously I was taken for a ride (pun intended! But the girl really gave a long slurpy BJ and I enjoyed every minute of it. Will be in BKK in another 2 weeks and intend to pass by again. This time I'll decide the sucker!

What are the other BJ bars? Not the Wood Bar as they have really small cubicles and its not done in public!

Will appreciate if some seniors can guide me to Star of Light competitors!

I made sure to get the girl I wanted -- just have to be a bit forceful on that.

My compiled BJ bar info:

BJ Bars.

L0 lita's Bar.

Kasalong Bar.

Wood Bar. -- The Wood Bar is indeed a BJ bar. I don't know if you can get a HJ there (or at any other BJ bar for that matter) but if you can then 500 should be about right. For a BJ they have a two tier system. Last time I went there I believe it was 1000 baht for the (relatively!) better looking (or more skilled?) girls and 700 or 800 for the less attractive ones. A tip is not mandatory but very much appreciated (200-300 baht for a good BJ will do).

Som's Haven.

Magic Table.

Lollipop1.

Star of Light. -- Regarding BJ bars, definitely try Star of Light at Patpong. Not everyone's favorite, but it's the reference BJ bar where action still takes place in the open (not a room upstairs) unless you opt for their free VIP room.

Bitstyle -- For a more up market place with better looking girls I can highly recommend Bitstyle (google Bitstyle Bangkok). A BJ there is 1400 baht (excluding tip).

The best lookers I have seen will be working the day shift at Kasalong Bar. Unless they are busy inside with customers, the better looking ones generally congregate together at the table right next to the passage between Kasalong Bar and L0 lita's Bar.

No, drinks or ladydrinks are not mandatory. Up to you. You can just grab your girl outside and go directly upstair for the BBBJ. 2 the time in four days in I stopped by lollipop1 and they only had two ugly girls even by BJ bar standards so I decided to try SOM Haven and man they had so many girls there they could have staffed a GO GO bar. Took the girl that was next in the cue and she did the job expertly without complaining. Asked her why there were so many girls there and she said it was the usual but whatever it worked for me. Soi 7-1 seems to be on its last leg or is certainly on the decline which may explains why some of those girls are so pissy. There used to be a festive atmosphere when I would venture down this Soi in the past but its just not the same. They also closed one of my fav massage shop there. Lolit at s and Kasalong also had a good selection out front.

[UShobbyist]

I was surprised but right now right here Pattaya agogos are filled with really really pretty girls.

Please tell us the names of those gogo clubs? Thanks.

[11Bravo]

Before, I remember her as having natural but very perky and firm boobs. I liked her better with natural boobs.

I agree. While I do appreciate a large rack, it HAS to be natural. I'll take a perky "B" over a silicone "C" anytime. A bit of sag just lets me know that gravity is operating on flesh. Last year, at Addict's Massage, picked a stunner, BEAUTIFUL face, petite, large rack (between yearly visits, I always forget that most all there are "engineered"; think her name was Bee?) Painfully reminded as her boob massage was literally like being rubbed with large river stones.

Two years ago, pulled a "bit past her prime, but would pay to see" woman from Beer Garden (Bier Garten). I'll admit, THE attraction was the rack. I simply asked her if those were from her mother or from a doctor. She laughed, and said hospital boobs were expensive and she was poor; they were natural. And yes, they were. While I've met some with decent implants, I'll take mine from Mother Nature, thank you.

[Markly2]

Has anyone tried the X Easy Bar girl who has moved to Cowboy2 that Syzygies.

Mentions? I believe her name is Bo or Bew. If so, your opinion / s please. Thanks.

[SlowAndEasy]

Why not just scroll past The Paw's posts if you don't want to read them. That's easy enough to do. Personally I find his posts entertaining with some good info in them on occasion. I do find his posts often appear out of order. Sometimes I have to scroll backwards to see them.

I have no clue whether Monkeypaw is legitimate or not. I will give him the benefit of the doubt, but like everything I read on the internet, I am cautious.

The whole point of a board like this, is to share information. If you believe that the information that is provided is blatantly false, then simply ignoring is a bad thing to do, as that information will lead others into trouble.

Hence, I can understand why some of the guys are a upset.

I have been on other boards where some guy will highly recommend a girl or a bar. I go to that girl or bar and find that the service is terrible, and the girls are ugly. I might have gone out of my way to.

Find that girl or place, and completely wasted my time. For some people, wasting time is no big deal. For me, I have a limited time on this earth, and I want to maximize my fun while I still can. So wasting my time.

Is a cardinal sin.

[MonkeyPaw]

Why not just scroll past The Paw's posts if you don't want to read them. That's easy enough to do. Personally I find his posts entertaining with some good info in them on occasion. I do find his posts often appear out of order. Sometimes I have to scroll backwards to see them.

My posts are out of order because they all go to the forum Mods first. There are some guys that truly have this thing against me. This is nothing new to the Paw. There are some who love me and some who hate. The Mods have set it to where those who troll me every time I post, I don't see their posts. And they don't see mine. This is to avoid arguing. Yet, even with this filter by the Mods, pay attention to those who have snide comments every time I post something. I avoid saying anything back now. It's not worth my time. I'm too busy banging girls and contributing. And Monkeypaw keeps on going'.

[Allover]

Why not just scroll past The Paw's posts if you don't want to read them. That's easy enough to do. Personally I find his posts entertaining with some good info in them on occasion. I do find his posts often appear out of order. Sometimes I have to scroll backwards to see them.

[Franciscass]

Yes, ignore function is helpful, but too many guys quoted his post and celebrate his fantasy stories.

Now why on earth would you say that? Just because this guy has more adventures than Indiana Jones doesn't mean they don't happen.

He's larger than life where sneaking into Thailand, finding secret sex clubs and having sex that the rest of us only dream about is just how this guy spends his days or more correctly his nights.

He does go into amazing detail, provides on occasion documentary back up and venues names and identifies girls which in those instances at least could be easily debunked if they were fake.

For me he doesn't shill any particular establishment and whether or not a lot of the time he is just daydreaming I don't care, I find his posts entertaining.

I have on my to do list to a visit to Heidelberg to buy Vee Vee a drink, find some plastic bed covering and try out no's 239 and 246 at Baccara and scout around Silom looking for the door with a Blue Display with Red Eyes.

[EihTooms]

Clearly the nonsense posts have been gaining momentum. Sad state of affairs that.

Short term solution: while it is an admittedly imperfect workaround, the ignore function is your friend.

Long term consequence: it erodes the level of legitimate contributor interest, which leads to decreased actionable intel.

SL.

I don't put anyone on Ignore. But I do only see his posts through quotes of others because he is apparently so emotionally fragile and incapable of supporting a position beyond his fantasy, either he or someone else has hidden his original posts from some of us. LOL.

I generally agree with the concept of ignoring his posts. And if they are only him rhapsdizing about his epic sexual adventures, we should. But we also should also challenge any poster who asserts something that just doesn't jibe with easily observable reality. Because not to do so misleads other, less experienced or informed, readers.

It isn't helpful to ignore and not respond to absolutely everything a troll posts.