Sauna Reviews

[AussieDoug]

Hi,

Very nice report.

Do know in which sauna is that video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Cm34BsQts

Thanks

My vote is Sanado, but only been there once. The punter taking the picture looks about theright distance from the row in front of him.

[Seamaster811]

Mrpatsfan mentioned a few posts back that Sanado will be relocated. Does anyone know if it has happened yet? And if so, where is the new location? I will be going to Macau soon and would like to know. Thanks.

[Yujin]

My overall thoughts on my brief trip to Macau was that it is place to check out once in your life.

Onward to Bangkok!

Thanks for taking the time to write a well-written report! I've added it to the Reports of Distinction.

[Ozsozs]

I am on the ferry getting ready to leave Macau and there are no words to describe my level of exhaustion. I arrived in HKG last night after a 16 hour flight from the states where I wasn't able to get any sleep.

Interesting thing about East is that this show thing is really done to get a girl with every guy. They literally line these girls up and go to each guy to make sure they pick. I was asked 3-4 times if I was sure I didn't want a pick. It was almost as if I was expected to pick a girl.

Onward to Bangkok!

Hi,

Very nice report.

Do know in which sauna is that video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Cm34BsQts

Thanks

[Zamziv]

It was a while since I visit Macau and my favorite sauna- Rio.

New decoration, very nice.

Lot of Indonesia and Vietnam gals everywhere at the shower at the lounge and on the lineup.

The scrub gal was Indonesian. Not real professional and tried to make me cum for extra money.

Relaxed in the lounge and had a so so tight massage (again Indonesian)

Skipped one line up. The gals are walking around the lounge and stand at the pool.

After 30 minutes on the second line up I went to the pool.

It was 6:30 pm and around 30 girls.

Star girls for 2400 heart for 2050 and so called Japanese for 3700.

Can you gues which gals where picked quickly? Yes the 3700.

I am around Asia for the last 15 years and I never found the Japanese so special.

Picked a Vietnamese (#909) tall one for 2050- type mamasan.

She moved threw the procedure quickly and to the action.

Since I am not young any more and on cialis it too a while till I cum.

She was moaning (for real joy?)

At the lounge the food is ok.

Overall experience-good.

[ATexGuy]

I am on the ferry getting ready to leave Macau and there are no words to describe my level of exhaustion. I arrived in HKG last night after a 16 hour flight from the states where I wasn't able to get any sleep.

Let me first say, I have dreamed of going to Macau for almost five years and can now say that I have been and I am not sure if I will go back. It's a little of a pain to get to and I am not sure it is worth the trip for an American that only speaks English.

I arrived in HKG last night around 8pm and opted to take the ferry from SkyPier to Macau which left at 10pm. The process was extremely easy, as I just took my baggage claim ticket to the TurboJet counter and they get your bag from the airline and put it on the ferry. No need to clear immigration in Hong Kong. While I think this is the least hassle, I also think it is the fastest even if the schedule offers fewer ferries per hour. I purchased the super class ticket for 385 HKD which sort of proved to be a waste, as economy was empty and looked fairly comfortable.

For weeks leading up to my trip I was torn about which place to visit first. I opted to hit Eighteen first and see what it was all about. After I got through immigration in Macau and claimed my luggage, I decided to walk to Eighteen. I never travel light but it was such a short walk that I had no issues.

Arriving at Eighteen I was immediately disappointed by how chaotic it was. They immediately asked me if I had been there before and if I had any coupons. I checked my luggage in and got a locker and got undressed. The girls in the pool / shower area looked terrible so I just took a quick shower alone and headed into the lounge. Being an American, we don't find many public places where smoking is permitted so the smell of smoke kind of over-powered me. Walking into the lounge I saw a lot of guys (no white guys like me) and no really appealing lounge girls. I saw a few guys getting shoulder and foot massages and I even saw how the thigh massage is done under the towel. I grabbed a seat, ordered a coke and accepted a girls offer for a thigh massage. She was sort of cute but definitely not hot and gave a nice little massage, but I was still disappointed. I then went to the dining area to get some food and again the smoke just hit me. I couldn't eat in a smoke filled dining room even if it is free.

The moment of the night came when they brought the girls in for the show. On the YouTube video the pool area looks huge but it is really quite small. I stood near the doorway where the girls were coming out and I was totally amazed. They kept coming out and they were so damn hot! I could not keep track of the numbers coming at me and each time I saw one I liked the next one was just as hot. I saw one that just looked gorgeous so I immediately grabbed the manager and gave him my pick. She went to the back I headed towards the lounge to wait for a room to come available. After about 20 minutes after the show I checked in with the manager and was told another 10 minutes before a room would be available.

A few minutes later I was taken down some stairs and into this little room. Not impressed! Then my girl came in and right away I could tell she had her routine. Needless to say it was one of the more disappointing sexual experiences that I have had. We were in and out of the room in 20 minutes if that.

It was a little after midnight and since my thigh massage girl was with another customer now, I decide to leave and head down the street to East Spa. Total damage for a shoulder massage, thigh massage and disappointing session was $2500 MOP.

East Spa is just a short block or two from Eighteen and upon entering I was immediately impressed. The ladies that checked me in were really nice and took care of my luggage. I then got help with my shower which was nicer than Eighteen but not great. My girl was pretty hot but she really wasn't into making a big first impression (#11).

After the shower I headed into the lounge area (that we've all seen on YouTube) and it was nice and not too crowded. A totally different feel than Eighteen. The manager came over and introduced himself and he spoke great English. He told me the show would be starting in 15 minutes and welcomed me to order some food and drink.

Right before the show began to start and I could tell the girls were about to line up and I started to get anxious and my heart was beating really fast. I had seen the videos and read it described and was dying to experience it for myself. While it is sort of cool, when you look at the girls expressions on their faces you can just tell they hate doing the show. I didn't see one girl really get into it and I saw a lot of girls that just wanted it to be over. The girls that came across my lap were pretty hot but I could tell that they didn't like it so I just went with the process. It was cool but just seeing the looks on the faces of the girls while they were with other guys turned me off. Needless to say, I didn't pick a girl.

Interesting thing about East is that this show thing is really done to get a girl with every guy. They literally line these girls up and go to each guy to make sure they pick. I was asked 3-4 times if I was sure I didn't want a pick. It was almost as if I was expected to pick a girl.

About thirty minutes after the show I asked the manager about some special bath where you go into some special pool water (some sort of antiseptic bath). By total error I gave the manager the number of the girl that gave me the shower and while she was hot, I definitely would not have picked her and it was a mistake. For about $450 MOP you get about 20 minutes in the bath with your girl and she plays with you. At the end, you get a 15 second BBBJ where she has listerine in her mouth. The bath was okay but I could just tell that #11 didn't like me or was just having a bad day.

Immediately after my bath and drying off I saw one of the girls from the show that I thought was really appealing. I asked to return to the bath with this girl and this time the bath was even worse. Very little touching and playing in the bath and the BBBJ was about 5 seconds. At this point I was really getting the impression that my inability to speak anything but English and these girls not understanding English was a really bad thing given my poor experience with the girl at Eighteen and now my two baths at East. It was almost as if they were uncomfortable due to the inability to communicate.

Being extremely tired at this point and being reluctant to spend my money on another bad session, I decided to ask for a place to sleep. I was escorted to a room filled with bunk beds and based on all of the snoring, it appeared that there were several other men in the room already sleeping. I got into my lower bunk and tried so hard to get some rest but there was so much loud snoring that I just couldn't sleep. After about 45 minutes I figured it would be quieter to sleep in the lounge than the sleeping room so I returned to the lounge. It had to have been about 4am at this time and I saw them bring in a lineup for another guy sitting in the lounge. There were about 5-7 girls and I noticed that one of them was #11 (my girl from the shower and bath). I don't know what I was thinking but she looked so good in her little black skirt and high heels that I had her brought over to me and then decided to book a session with her. This time #11 seemed to have a little better attitude.

Upon being escorted up to the room, I entered and was pleasantly surprised with the room. It was so much nicer than Eighteen and was basically a regular hotel room. My time with #11 was so much better than my session at Eighteen or the two baths that I had earlier in the evening. Somehow I broke through the language barrier and made her more comfortable. Our session was playful and fun but nothing I would fly to the other side of the world for by any means.

Given that it was approaching 6am and there was no way that I was going to be able to sleep, I opted to leave East and try to get a ferry back to Hong Kong and try to get an earlier flight to BKK. Since there wasn't a ferry to SkyPier until about 7:30am, I took the earlier ferry to the Hong Kong. Macau Ferry Terminal and then took a taxi to HKIA. I believe my total at East was about 2700MOP.

My overall thoughts on my brief trip to Macau was that it is place to check out once in your life. If you do not speak Mandarin or Cantonese it can be an issue building any kind of chemistry with a girl from these spas. I know these places are primarily frequented by Asian men, but I almost felt like I was an alien from outer space with these girls. These girls must see Caucasian men from Australia, Europe and North America right? Also, apparently it is not very common for men or women to be shaved in the genital area which was something each girl I was with took notice of with me. I don't know any American girl that I have been with in the last 10 years that didn't shave or wax and they prefer their men to be clean shaven. I haven't seen bushes like the ones I saw in Macau since I was in high school.

Onward to Bangkok!

[Pcpc1688]

Might be the Pension Forson

FYI all the Pension Hotels have kicked the little girlies out. You have to go further into the hood now LOL.

I would still choose Hou Va's 90 min take out service for 720mop. Better for me to fuck them in 5 star luxury rather than a shit hole that most places other than the Saunas are.

PC out

[Pcpc1688]

Last night I recieved a private message from a new forum member. Rather than answer him in private I thought my response was more approriate for the entire forum and especially for newbies to Macau.

THE PM: "I am planning a trip to Macau in April. I will probably use Holiday Inn because I am a priority member also, unless I find a better deal. I have a few questions, if I may. I hear there are freelance girls in front of the Hotel Lisboa in Macau. Do you know the rates of the freelancers in Macau? Also, have you had success getting Sauna girls to meet you when they are not working? If yes, what are the going rates?"

My response: T, the FL girls you are referring to are called Lisboa Racetrack girls. You can find them 24 hours a day on the ground floor of the Lisboa Hotel Shopping arcade. All dressed up in evening dresses and high heels: they are definitely eye candy. Problem is they ignore Western guys and are known for fast service. I believe they are now asking 1200hk to 1500hk for a session. There has been plenty written about them on the forum. I have even posted a few accounts myself. Read the forum. Your best bet in Macau is in the Saunas. Sauna girls are just as good looking or better looking than Racetrack girls and you are practically guaranteed a PSE. Arranging a date with a Chinese Sauna girl is easy if you speak Mandarin. If not, it is hard. The only dates I have successfully set up with Sauna girls is with Vietnamese Thigh massage girls (a fun experience) , an Indonesian Sauna girl (one of my best shags in Asia) , and a Singaporean sauna girl (fantastic). So it is worth it if you find the right girl. In all these cases it was easy to hook up because they spoke English. I never talked money with these girls. I either took them out for late dinner or breakfast in the room and at the end of our session gave them 1600hk.

I wish there was some pill I could take to instantly speak Mandarin. I would spend weeks in Macau instead of only 5 days per trip if I only spoke their lingo.

Whenever we are able to get together in Macau should be an epic time. I can do all the translating and you can scope out all the subjects Natty LOL.

I too have had many a massagi girl yung and middle aged from greek to cim to whatever. My budget was alittle lighter though at 600 to 700 MOP tops for 2-3 hours to all night. I will see the little rabbit I had in Zhuhai though next trip, can't with to bang that smoking little body again.

PC out

[MrPatsFan]

This my 2nd visit there, hasn't been in Macau for sometime. If you read my report from 3 years ago you know I have high expectations of this place. This time around the experience was not as good, thankfully the girl I picked winded up being a winner.

I went there on a Friday afternoon at 5 pm, didn't get the complimentary shower and BBBJ this time, apparently it's only provided from 6 pm onward. There are also no girls around the communal pool area to give you free bath either. After being dressed and led to the lounge chairs, I was told the shows won't start until 7 pm, what a bummer. Thus for about an hour I was under constant harassment from girls seeking to give neck, feet, thigh massages, and most of them were not pretty. With the exception of an Indonesian hottie: full figure, early 20's, shoulder length hair with blond highlights. She spoke adequate Cantonese we communicated ok, I hinted that I will probably need a massage later on. Finally when the show started, there only maybe 10 girls, instead of the 20-30 that I saw from previous visit. There were no 10's, mostly 6-7s, a few 8's. The show was of the usual where the girls will rotate to be with each clients and do things such as light kissing of ear, touching, light hand-job, light BBBJ. Since there were as many guys as girls, as soon as the music stopped the 2 hottest girls were picked before I could even utter a sound. When the rest of the girls were once again led back into the room I didn't find anyone that I like, yeah the talent was definitely lacking. I spoke to the manager, he told me all the girls were from main land China, he recommended this petite girl from Dongbei, although not much of a boob he assured me her service is top-notched, upon 2nd look I noticed she has a nice butt and a very pretty face.

Off we went to the room, as I spoke passable Mandarin we had no trouble communicating. We showered together, then the usual routines of light massage, BBBJ, rimming, I avoided DFK and DATY. As advertised she was very enthusiastic throughout, the usual cowgirl, mission, doggy, then flat doggy. Although she has small B cups, her nipples were nice to touch and supersensitive. She has a slim waist but an amazing hip and posterior, it was a beautiful sight as I was taking her from behind. I had to slow down purposely to prevent prematurely firing, it was that hot. It didn't hurt that she had a very classic beautiful Chinese princess face, and her moans and groins were probably real.

After the action, we showered together then cuddled and talked. Apparently Sanado will be relocated within the next few weeks, and some of the girls have already being re-assigned or move onto other clubs. We exchanged numbers and I made it clear that I would like her company for the nite at my hotel. It turned out she was getting off at 9 pm, apparently trying to get back across the mainland Chinese border by 12 midnite as it was the last day of her travel visa. We agreed to meet outside my hotel lobby at 9:15pm. Meanwhile I had almost 1 hr to kill, back in the lounge area the Indonesian hottie came around again, she was definitely hotter than most of the girls I saw in the line-up, so I asked her for a thigh massage. This was done intimately in a private room. During the session inquired if she wants to hangout after work, she politely declined, saying that she would have to work early the next day at 11 am. Oh well, her thigh massage was very sensual, I had to make her stop several times, had to conserve precious ammo for later on.

After checking out of the facility, I finally reunited with my little angel from Dongbei outside my hotel, I almost didn't recognize her as she had changed into a light sweater with jeans + wearing glasses, it made her look more normal but yet at the same time more adorable. Off we went into my hotel room, she only had an hour as she had to finish packing before going back to China, and the line at the customs can be long, even at 11 pm. The action 2nd time was just as good: we showered together, BBBJ while I was laying down on the sofa, then some frantic mutual caressing and groping in front of the mirror, after which I led her to the large window overlooking the Macau harbor at night, where I took her from behind, eventually moving onto the bed for some cowgirls and mission. After 15 minutes, it was evident that my little bro was having troubles with its firing mechanism, thus I asked her to finish off via HJ. To enhance the experience once again we did it in front of the mirror, I caressed and kissed her from behind as her hands deftly finished me off in another 5 minutes. It was a great experience. All the while she had her glasses on, it was like reliving my college dream.

As for Sanado itself I think the services has declined compared to my previous visits, the quantity and quality of the girls were less impressive. Hopefully after its relocation its services will return to its glory days. It will be a few more years however before another trip to Macau.

[Member #4698]

Last night I recieved a private message from a new forum member. Rather than answer him in private I thought my response was more approriate for the entire forum and especially for newbies to Macau.

THE PM: "I am planning a trip to Macau in April. I will probably use Holiday Inn because I am a priority member also, unless I find a better deal. I have a few questions, if I may. I hear there are freelance girls in front of the Hotel Lisboa in Macau. Do you know the rates of the freelancers in Macau? Also, have you had success getting Sauna girls to meet you when they are not working? If yes, what are the going rates?"

My response: T, the FL girls you are referring to are called Lisboa Racetrack girls. You can find them 24 hours a day on the ground floor of the Lisboa Hotel Shopping arcade. All dressed up in evening dresses and high heels: they are definitely eye candy. Problem is they ignore Western guys and are known for fast service. I believe they are now asking 1200hk to 1500hk for a session. There has been plenty written about them on the forum. I have even posted a few accounts myself. Read the forum. Your best bet in Macau is in the Saunas. Sauna girls are just as good looking or better looking than Racetrack girls and you are practically guaranteed a PSE. Arranging a date with a Chinese Sauna girl is easy if you speak Mandarin. If not, it is hard. The only dates I have successfully set up with Sauna girls is with Vietnamese Thigh massage girls (a fun experience) , an Indonesian Sauna girl (one of my best shags in Asia) , and a Singaporean sauna girl (fantastic). So it is worth it if you find the right girl. In all these cases it was easy to hook up because they spoke English. I never talked money with these girls. I either took them out for late dinner or breakfast in the room and at the end of our session gave them 1600hk.

I wish there was some pill I could take to instantly speak Mandarin. I would spend weeks in Macau instead of only 5 days per trip if I only spoke their lingo.

[NoodleMan8]

Being a Intercontinental Priority Club member, I have stayed at the Macau Holiday Inn many times. Membership includes free room upgrade and internet. It was a great deal in the past at 790hk before they raised their rate to 920hk. Now basically they have the same rate as the Lisboa which gives me pause because I think the Lisboa is a slightly better hotel. Last March I found a deal at the Sands and stayed in one of their large suites for $152. It was a great room, but I thought the Holiday Inn had a much better location. That's why I decided to book one more time with Holiday Inn for my next trip although I almost booked a room at the Sofitel for $131 on Booking. Com. By the way the Holiday Inn on Orchard Road in Singapore is really nice. I am staying there for free thanks to my Priority Club points which is another reason to stay at the Macau HI.

Yeah you are going to have a great time. The Holiday Inn is better than ok and it puts you right in the middle of the action as far as the best Saunas go. Rio, East Spa, Familia Nobre, Victoria, Emperor, and Sanado are all easy walking distance. You can have free food and drinks (non alcoholic) at the saunas. For Casinos, I like the MGM and the Wynn, and you should also check out the Grand Lisboa too.

Thanks NB, I'll post my exploits during my downtime so that can help out the other newbs heading to Macau.

Happy hunting!

[Member #4698]

Heading to Macau in three weeks and have never been. I'm staying at the Holiday Inn and plan on checking out Lisboa just to say I saw it since I've read that if you're white, there's slim chance you'll pull a chick out of there. If there are any suggestions on how to do so, please let me know. Other than that, I haven't nailed down which sauna is going to be the option of choice between Darlings 2, Rio. 18, or wherever else. I'll be sure to post once I check things out, hopefully I can still come back with some cash left for food and drinks.

Being a Intercontinental Priority Club member, I have stayed at the Macau Holiday Inn many times. Membership includes free room upgrade and internet. It was a great deal in the past at 790hk before they raised their rate to 920hk. Now basically they have the same rate as the Lisboa which gives me pause because I think the Lisboa is a slightly better hotel. Last March I found a deal at the Sands and stayed in one of their large suites for $152. It was a great room, but I thought the Holiday Inn had a much better location. That's why I decided to book one more time with Holiday Inn for my next trip although I almost booked a room at the Sofitel for $131 on Booking. Com. By the way the Holiday Inn on Orchard Road in Singapore is really nice. I am staying there for free thanks to my Priority Club points which is another reason to stay at the Macau HI.

Yeah you are going to have a great time. The Holiday Inn is better than ok and it puts you right in the middle of the action as far as the best Saunas go. Rio, East Spa, Familia Nobre, Victoria, Emperor, and Sanado are all easy walking distance. You can have free food and drinks (non alcoholic) at the saunas. For Casinos, I like the MGM and the Wynn, and you should also check out the Grand Lisboa too.

[Makeupaname]

Lastly, I came across this video of what might be called a Macau walk-up. I have seen these scenes all over Asia for many years. It's obvious something is on offer. I find the Asian girls in this video to be very attractive. Does anyone know where this building is? Is it FS or a BJ / HJ shop? It seems kind of intriguing for daytime action.

http://www.tube8.com/amateur/macau-girl/5270171/

Might be the Pension Forson

[NoodleMan8]

Heading to Macau in three weeks and have never been. Sent a few days in HK before and took advantage of the Blue Sky Spa before and liked what I found there. Unfortunately, I read that they may have closed down, so I'll have to find a new spot. Also tried out a chick I found on 141, but I can't even recall the details. Anyhoo, about Macau. I'm staying at the Holiday Inn and plan on checking out Lisboa just to say I saw it since I've read that if you're white, there's slim chance you'll pull a chick out of there. If there are any suggestions on how to do so, please let me know.

Other than that, I haven't nailed down which sauna is going to be the option of choice between Darlings 2, Rio. 18, or wherever else. I'll be sure to post once I check things out, hopefully I can still come back with some cash left for food and drinks.

Happy hunting!

[BionicMan]

Is there Fun / sex parties arranged in Macau?

Uh? What do you mean by that?