Jakarta

[Mandiri]

Following Mongerxx’s response to my post and some advice coming from other sources, I entertained my client ar Alexis Hotel (ex Grand Ancol).

Upfront, I will mention here that this place is fantastic – very high-end, top service, clean, functional, beautiful girls from various countries.

Being stationed in the South of Jakarta and going to Alexis Hotel (even on a Saturday), it took me a good 60mn to reach the place using the toll. The place does not look much from the outside. We went to the Spa floor. Very nice spa, very clean, 3 jacuzzis at different water temperatures, plenty of (fake) trees, a fountain, a good lighting and relaxing background music make you feel you are outdoor in a very peaceful and relaxing environment. By the jacuzzis, a number of rooms where regular clean massages are being delivered (you can see thru because there is no door, there’s only a veil separating the room from the jacuzzi section). Going down a few stairs and this is the high-end bar with various groups of girls (groupped by origin: locals, PRC, Thai, Russia). This bar is very nice, with wooden floor, red curtains, comfy couches etc. Pricing vary from 600k for a local Indo up to 1. 8 M Rp to a so-called Thai model (PRC at 1. 5 M Rp). Most of the girls are good to very good looking – very few non-lookers. Pricing includes 30mn at the spa with the lady and 60mn in a bedroom.

I picked a local Indo gal, not a stunner, but firm titts and nice GFE attitude, for 600k. My client took a 1. 3M Rp Thai gal. Off we went to the jacuzzi, and it was paradise, sitting in the jacuzzi with my girl, her rubbing and massaging me very GFE-like, other couples engaged in the same activity. Great to bond and get the gal in a mood ahead of the upcoming bang!

We then moved on the bedroom, again very high-end, red curtains, a bed a la 5 Star hotel, private bathrrom with little pebbles on the floor, very spa-like. I enjoyed a great session where my gal gave me a great BBBJ for a good 15mn (I forgot to CBJ, it was so delightful and GFE-like! ) and she even came. Super GFE, a session to remember, especially with all the mirrors in the room, I was watching her suck me and then myself pumping away: I was a porn star! Great ego-booster!

By the way, my gal is number 119 by the name of Nike – Jakarta girl, claims she has worked there for 3 months, before that she was working in a Karaoke. Very petite but great firm titts, fantastic shaped small butt, very GFE with me. Highly recommended. I gave her a big tip, that’s how happy I was by the GFE.

My client enjoyed a great session too with his Thai provider. It was CBJ vs BBBJ on the menu there, as Thai gals are usually accustomed to (good on them! ).

Overall damage: spa+drinks+gals= 2. 8M Rp.

This is not your every day bang of course, but this is a great place to treat yourself every once in a while. Highly recommended. Very high-end.

Enjoy!

[Robert Long]

Here you go:

http://www.expat.or.id/info/holidays.html

So Ramadan starts Sep 13 thru Oct 12 , and then Idul Fitri for the week following . Is that correct?
RL

[Mandiri]

I am making my way back to Jakarta late August.

I usually come early in the year but this year I will be coming later.

Can anyone tell me if there are any holidays or festivals that may interfere with mongering in late August early September.

I don't want to arrive and find the place dead.

By the way had a recent trip to Tanjong Balai Karim and it was excellent. Prices are lower and girls are just as good but the only thing to do there is drink, bonk and eat.

Here you go:

http://www.expat.or.id/info/holidays.html

[ProfDesigner]

PLEASE if you find a way to make it bigger PLEASE don't post it! That's really not my kind of body and I was having my tea when I openned it!

Haha, I agree totally, I swear there are four hot indonesian girls inside that body wanting to break out

[Dorman]

Ah, dorman I laughed my ass off when I read your post. Been there (have not) done that. I was flat-out horrified by the size of one lady that it sounds like you have at least corresponded with. Conclusion: I ain’t sticking my harpoon in that. Oh my word! And the word i’m thinking of is whale, biiiig fucking whale. And with tits the size of an elephant!

That is unquestionably the funniest report I have ever read on this forum and also the most frightening.

Your description of the meeting at the front of the hotel had me in tears laughing and the way you asked yourself how you get into these situations must have struck a chord with all the guys here who've let themselves get into situations where a future of life time celibacy seemed like a good option.

Why is it frightening? Because until I read your post I was one sms away from hooking up with your big pal! Come on, the photos she posts don't make her look too bad, she describes herself as "tall" rather than elephantine, she is persuasive when she describes what she wants from a man, no she hasn't got around to the toys with me yet but the availability of any orifice for whatever purpose I may desire has been made explicit - several times.

I was this close to saying "Ah what the hell, I'll go for it, she might be a wee bit on the chubby side but what's the worst that could happen?".

Thank you Morepoonhound, from the botom of my heart I thank you, I will be forever in your debt.

[Bleute]

I am making my way back to Jakarta late August.

I usually come early in the year but this year I will be coming later.
Can anyone tell me if there are any holidays or festivals that may interfere with mongering in late August early September.

I don't want to arrive and find the place dead.

By the way had a recent trip to Tanjong Balai Karim and it was excellent. Prices are lower and girls are just as good but the only thing to do there is drink, bonk and eat.

[Bulai69]

You are just so charming I can imagine why that women wanted you as a role model! Likewise I can understand why you backed out - but I think this is a situation where Pak Menteng might be prepared to "help out" - getting her another "role model" would de-risk the situation for you I think.

[Bulai69]

PLEASE if you find a way to make it bigger PLEASE don't post it! That's really not my kind of body and I was having my tea when I openned it!

Morepoonhound - thanks for the compliment but honestly, it's not hard to do. As for membership rates I'm sure you are correct, my comments were based on what I know a few people are paying which is circa 1 million as you say for the "top end" membership. You are also correct about the predisposition of gays to join CF: again I'm referring to eX. I know several (friends of my "girlfriends") who go there but to be honest I would see be-friending them more as an asset than a liability because they can be a very good source of introductions to girls who would otherwise be much harder to find. I've even had virgins (well one anyway and another in the pipeline so to speak) from such a source as many who know me could confirm.

One thing I have to ask you - no offence - but why is your "hit rate" in BATS so low!? It's been posted in here a few times that circa 70% of the girls in there are hookers so if your hit rate is on average 1 in 30 it means if my arithmetic is correct, even when you try to score with a hooker, you fail to score 95% of the time! Surely not?!

[Mighty Spearsman]

That´s the feeling I got when reading the other posts regarding this situation. But is it worth the hassle of canceling the trip? I only need one girl a day since I´m not a stud like Menteng or the Mighty Spearsman. I also prefer action in my hotel to going to discos, etc., although it would be nice to see some night time action.

Thanks for the compliment, however most days "once a king always a king, but once a knight is enough."

Please don't despair, as Smoothy and XXL pointed out, there's still a decent amount of action to be had here in Jakarta during Ramadan, between mall-hunting, out-call visits to hotels and at least a couple of massage parlors still open (e.g. I received a great massage and BJ from a non-Muslim female at Fortune Spa during Ramadan last year).

And I noticed that you have well over 1,100 posts on ISG, so frankly you deserve the highest respect and service from the resident senior members who live here in Jakarta. I personally promise to give you the cell phone numbers of Cynthia and several other cuties who I know would be more than happy to come to your hotel. So please don't cancel your visit!

[Mighty Spearsman]

No, this story is NOT about a woman who weighs over 120 kg. But since there have been several posts recently about finding freebies on AFF, I thought it useful to share this story:

A few weeks ago I was in Kota one weekday on business. Around 4:15 p.m. I walked over to the Transjakarta’s bus line at Kota to take the bus to Plaza Indonesia.

Walking in front of me to the ticket line and waiting line was an attractive, professionally dressed dark-skinned Indonesian woman in her late 30s, medium build, long black hair, wearing a jacket over a silk shirt buttoned up to her neck, a skirt to just below her knees and “work pumps” heels (i.e. not the stiletto heels that many hookers wear), but it was obvious that she had great legs and a good figure.

We struck up a conversation while waiting in line, friendly and polite, and I learned that she was a sales manager for a large insurance company, and that she was returning to her office after having met with a client.

Walked onto the bus and sat down towards the front, and to my surprise she sat down next to me and continued to talk, very friendly; she gave me her card and asked me for my cell phone number just before I got off the bus. Five minutes later I received a short sms from her, saying that she enjoyed talking with me and wanted to meet me again for a drink. I replied “fine, let me know when you are free.” Two days later, she sms’d me again, proposing that we meet at Chili’s (Sarinah Plaza) for drinks the following afternoon.

Met up at Chili’s at 4 p.m. the next day and, after some small talk about the weather and traffic, she got straight to the point – she was married with a nine-year-old son, but that the marriage had collapsed, she and her husband were living together only for the sake of their son, she no longer had sex with her husband, and that she was looking for someone to have fun sex with, namely me. Sounded good to me, and I started to look forward to our first session together.

Then the kicker. After saying lots of nice things about me as a way of explaining why she had picked me for this opportunity, she blurted out “I think you’re just wonderful. I’ve already told my nine-year-old son about you and I want you to meet him soon and be a role model for him.”

Oops! The last thing I need is to get involved in a potential marriage-wrecking situation, nor do I need or want to be a surrogate father to someone else’s kid. Luckily my cell phone beeped a minute later with an sms from a friend, I read it and, pretending that it was from my office, said “sorry, I have to get back to my office right away to send a fax to the U.S. before closing time,” left money to pay for the drinks and got up and left.

I then sent an sms to her later explaining that I was real busy at work and wouldn’t be able to see her anytime soon. She then sent a couple of sms’s over the next week saying hello and which I ignored, then I’ve never heard from her again.

[Lemon Tree]

PS I apologise for the small size of the file, beyond my control[/QUOTE]

Only one question: Did the guy survive?? :-))))

Lemon Tree
who knows why he prefers Thai ladies.

[ProfDesigner]

All this talk of larger ladiesmade me remeber something I saw the otherday I laughed my tits off... If it offends anyone... sorry.

PS I apologise for the small size of the file, beyond my control

[Morepoonhound]

Spot on Morepoonhound, sums up my experiences on AFF so far to a tee. That place is heaving with seriously large nymphomaniacs! Yes I've made contact with a couple of regular sized ladies, some of which I am following up but I have to say for the most part the girls are supersized deluxe and they're not slow telling you how they want it. Who knew Jakarta was coming down (literally) with so many chubby (putting it mildly) sex fiends?

I have been promised all sorts of wild sex, you name your perversion they are up for it, with photos to prove it, but man I just can't bring myself to do it, I feel tempted but then I take another look at the pictures and I realise I could never go through with it.

As regards the payment option in my experience these girls might ask for taxi money if they're coming from Bekasi or Depok but by and large(sic) they just want the sex and the wilder the better. So if jumbo size sex is what you're into then AFF is your place to be.

Ah, dorman I laughed my ass off when I read your post. Been there (have not) done that. I was flat-out horrified by the size of one lady that it sounds like you have at least corresponded with. Conclusion: I ain’t sticking my harpoon in that. Oh my word! And the word i’m thinking of is whale, biiiig fucking whale. And with tits the size of an elephant!

So here is my story. Absolutely true because you can’t make stuff that is this frightening up, unless maybe you are stephen king. It may help to explain that there are a few features of aff that let you know someone is checking you out. One of these is the "who viewed you" log, and another is the "hotlist" feature. I use the hotlist to flag women whose profiles I am interested in for later contact, but evidently the fatties use the hotlist feature as an attempt to flirt with men they want to hear from.

One woman who features bum-slapping very prominently all over her profile (did she frighten you, too dorman? ) hotlisted me, and then viewed me daily for the better part of a week when I didn’t respond to her hotlist. Finally, she sent me an email full of really nasty things that she wanted to do to me and with me and to herself and with herself and (well, you get the picture).

When I checked out her profile, it was 5-star kinky while I top-out more around 2-star kinky. I draw the line at eating pussy and ffm three-somes. No bondage, no s&m, no role-playing, definitely no [CodeWord119], no rimming, and on the couple of occasions when I ventured up to eden in Bangkok (thai travellers will be familiar), I didn’t make use of any of the toys on offer, other than the pussies, mouths and nipples, of course (grin). So against my better judgement, I wrote back to this woman and we exchanged several emails. To my surprise, she wrote well and sounded intelligent enough to be interesting.

One more warning sign was that for body-type, ms bum-slapper checked the "a little extra padding" box. Silly me, I assumed that a little extra padding would be on the order of 10 kg for an average sized woman, or maybe 15 kg for a tall (say 1. 75 m) woman like this lady claimed to be. I can live with that. It’s not my favourite type of female body, but so long as the lady is chubby rather than fat, I can still do her with a "chubby" of my own, using the school-boy euphemism for an erection.

As our story continues, I agreed to meet this queen of kink one night after a business dinner, around 10 pm. The up-side was that 10 is too late to attract most of the "good" girls from aff to start a date, and I figured if she was too terrible, then bats would be just warming up if I needed to punt on the freebie and score some professional-poon. The down-side was that at 10 pm the mall nearby my hotel is closed, so little choice but to meet in the hotel lobby and go straight to my room. Hmmmm. Danger, danger!

When I called her to confirm, just before I started my dinner function, she asked "do you want me to bring my toys? " what toys, I wanted to know. "oh, I have hand-cuffs and blind-fold and anal-beads, butt-plugs, dildos and a bullet. And I have chocolate body frosting". What the fuck! I should have guessed then when I learned that she likes toys with high calorie counts. Instead I said "the only toys I need are pussy-mu and nipples-mu, but knock yourself out, bring whatever you like for yourself. "

I hadn’t seen her photo. I explained in an earlier posting here, why that’s practically useless as a screening device anyway, and worst case you waste a little time on a meeting before saying "tidak terima-kasih" (no thank you). So she described what she would be wearing – a bright red top and black stretch pants.

She sms’d me from the taxi when she was near the hotel, and to my horror, when I reached the lobby to meet her, I ran into a former colleague who was waiting in the lobby for some friends to come down so they could go out drinking. Since that was a disaster in the making, I quickly zipped out to the taxi stand and crossed my fingers hoping that my "date" would turn up and I could sneak her in the back entrance before my "friends" trooped out the front. I’m a healthy guy, but this was not good for my blood pressure.

Oh my goodness! When she launched herself out of the taxi, the vehicle moved up about a good 10 inches. She was as big as a fucking house. I would guess 120 or maybe 130 kg easily. There should be a law against women her size wearing red. Much less stretch-pants! As she waddled towards me with that side-to-side rolling motion really fat people walk with, my blood pressure went to near heart-attack. The only saving grace was that if anyone saw me with her, there was no way they would think I was up to no good. Who on earth would fuck a woman that size. I mean really!

I quickly calculated the odds of a scene if I dumped her on first meeting, right there at the taxi-stand. I concluded that since she is so kinky, she would probably be loud and ugly about it. Oh yeah, I should mention that she was plenty ugly even with her mouth shut. I nearly swore off my poon habit right there. Hugely fat and truly ugly is not a good combination, gentlemen. In case any of you were wondering.

So I did the cowardly thing and said, "nice to meet you. Cepat, cepat, we have to go around the back way, karena barangkali my friends will see me. " and I snuck through the staff entrance and took her up to my room in the service lift, wondering how in the hell I get myself into these things.

Once in the room, I immediately said "look, I want to be straight with you. You are not my type, and I don’t want to have sex with you". Yes, I actually said those words to a female who was horny and in my hotel room (grin). Then, reverting to coward, "you write so well that I think we can still have an interesting conversation though. Mau minum? (would you like a drink? ). "

Yes, she did, and fortunately I buy orange juice by the litre at a mini-mart to stock my room refrigerator, or she would have cost me a fortune in mini-bar charges the way she drank. She must have drained 3 sizeable glasses of orange juice before I cut her off with "why not you finish your drink, and I will take you back downstairs now. "

We could have fun laughing about the stories she told me, between big gulps of juice. But I don’t want to spoil "all" the surprises for any chubby-chasers reading this who think she sounds like just their type (grin again). I will simply say that she is full of drama, and most of her stories involve more than one man at a time, and her taking it up the ass (just imagine the size of that ass. Yuck! )

That’s not all folks. After packing her safely off (I gave her 200k taxi fare just because I was so grateful to be rid of her whalishness), I headed to bats and had a very pedestrian fuck from a skinny-as-a-rail (can you blame me) lady called susie. Not recommended, but bats isn’t the point of this story anyway. The point is that at 2 am, my simpati beeped an incoming message. Since I was still awake on the tail-end of susie (pun intended), I read the sms. Of course it was from my fat not-friend, saying "i just wrote you an email, please check".

I left the email for morning, expecting to see "thank you for being such a gentleman". Instead, I was astounded to read a full-page worth of scolding and anger along the lines of "you broke your promise. I was so horny and I was counting on having fun. But you broke your promise to enjoy with me. Yadda yadda yadda. "

So gentlemen, dorman is right. If super-sized deluxe sex-fiends are your thing, sign right up for aff. By the way, dorman, mangga, pak mike, mandiri and I (have I left anyone out? ) already have dibs on the slim/petite and athletic women on aff indonesia, of which there are actually plenty, truth be told. But if bbw’s are your thing fellas, sink your harpoon into one of these whales and then be sure to tell us all the story, right here.

Great site, jackson! I find this hugely entertaining, besides being a wonderful source of tips for chasing poon. Thank you very much.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Dorman]

Second (and the main) point of this "chubby chaser" posting is that there are also many plus-size women on AFF Indonesia, they are mostly freebies, and they seem to be relatively easier to score with if livin’ large is your thing. It's not mine, but if you like to indulge, then please treat these ladies-looking-for-love nicely also, guys. At least offer to pay their taxi (the real cab-fare, not a euphemism for paying for sex).

Spot on Morepoonhound, sums up my experiences on AFF so far to a tee. That place is heaving with seriously large nymphomaniacs! Yes I've made contact with a couple of regular sized ladies, some of which I am following up but I have to say for the most part the girls are supersized deluxe and they're not slow telling you how they want it. Who knew Jakarta was coming down (literally) with so many chubby (putting it mildly) sex fiends?

I have been promised all sorts of wild sex, you name your perversion they are up for it, with photos to prove it, but man I just can't bring myself to do it, I feel tempted but then I take another look at the pictures and I realise I could never go through with it.

As regards the payment option in my experience these girls might ask for taxi money if they're coming from Bekasi or Depok but by and large(sic) they just want the sex and the wilder the better. So if jumbo size sex is what you're into then AFF is your place to be.

[Morepoonhound]

It's interesting that Morepoonhound mentions Celebrity Fitness in connection with his "girlfriend" from BATS; if she is regular there (there are 4 or 5 in Jakarta) then for sure she must have some "boyfriend" benefactor who is paying her regularly as it's unlikely she would be able/willing to fund membership on "only" 500k a session even if she was doing it every night.

This makes Celebrity Fitness centres, in my view, a good hunting ground for more upmarket girls. A lot of girls who go there (I'm thing mainly of eX) do so as much for posing and looking out for men to throw money at them as they do to keep fit though of course these activities are not unrelated.

Approaching girls there requires a more subtle approach than, for example, Atrium mall! I've had one (very good) girl from eX Celebrity Fitness in maybe 4 or 5 attempts by hanging around in the entrance area pretending I was waiting for someone and asking girls coming out if they had seen my (imaginary) friend inside. Pathetic I know: but it worked (20% of the time anyway)

Bulai69,

I stand in awe. Here I am searching the line-up for women with athletic bodies (my favourite), in BATS or D’s Place or similar, and my hit-rate is maybe 1 in 20 on a good night and more like 1 in 40. You on the other hand, go straight to the source. Even if only half the women coming out of the gym have tight bodies, with your 1 in 5 success-rate, you are still working much better odds. You sir, are a hard-core hunter.

About eX, for those less familiar with Jakarta, Bulai is describing the Celebrity Fitness (CF) outlet at the extension (eX) mall attached to Plaza Indonesia. I haven’t mastered the art of the mall-hunt (yet – grin), but for sure eX has got heavy female traffic because of all the shops and restaurants. So waiting outside the CF entrance in the eX mall sounds like a strategy with good potential for straight mall-hunting as well as for the gym-bunny possibilities.

On whether a lady needs a sugar-daddy to afford CF membership, I think that is debateable because of what I just learned from another gym-bunny who fucked me almost senseless earlier this week. This is an amateur I found on AFF. 29 years old, and a single school-teacher living with her parents, who gets off work at 4, met me at 5 (I don’t get off so early – smile), and was naked by 5:10. Well, not "totally" naked. By 5:10 she had her panties off, her be-cup bra unhooked, her skirt up around her waist and my mouth fastened firmly on her well-trimmed and deliciously plump labia. It was probably more like 5:45 before she was "totally" naked, and she left a remarkably big wet patch on the chair in my hotel-room where we first got to know each other. The next guest better put down a towel (grin again). But I digress, so back to what I learned about CF.

Lia belongs to a CF outlet in South Jakarta and she spends 3 hours there after work, doing salsa or hip-hop dancing aerobics classes, on days when she isn’t doing horizontal bone-dancing with a fuck-buddy. We had time to talk during the 3+ hours she stayed and she really only has two hobbies. Working-out and fucking (Yay! ). She pays around 400k rupiah per month for her membership, but it turns out there are memberships from as low as 250k (no towels and shower at home) and ranging up to 900k per month (probably the sugar-daddy funded option).

So here is a tip for anyone with a short-term horizon, and thick enough skin to resist the relentless hard-sell of the CF staff. CF offers a 1-week free-trial, so if you find too many fellow poon-hunters crowding the entrance as a result of Bulai69’s great suggestion, you can move in to the gym itself to check out an aerobics class full of bunnies in full bounce.

Be careful in the shower if you join CF though. By reputation, CF is famously popular with gays. If you think about it, the presence of all those dick-smokers is another reason why you may do well to hunt there. Not much chance that the gays are going to be hitting on the gym-bunnies, so less (male) competition for you. My tip for all of you is that women who like to dance are usually enthusiastic about riding a dick as well. Bulai69 has told you where to go already, so please write and tell us all about your success stories.