The Phoenix Club

[Curious22]

Anyone have any info on the Phoenix club? I just sent an email and I'm interested in attending on Monday. Sounds like quite an interesting experience and I like the look of the ladies involved.

[R The Man]

I'm finally back in London next month, and really looking forward to a party or two while I'm there, and seeing Emma and the girls again!

[Neurosynth]

Does anyone know if the Phoenix Club is closed? I just tried to book a party for next week when I will be in London and their website is gone. Not unable but just the web hosting company. I knew they were closed for vacation for the last two weeks of August and moved my business trip accordingly.

I checked their website on Monday and they were back from vacation.

Would be a real shame if they were closed as I just discovered them last year.

I was just at the website and it had a special pop-up saying something like "sorry for downtown, we're back. ".

[Stubnib]

Does anyone know if the Phoenix Club is closed? I just tried to book a party for next week when I will be in London and their website is gone. Not unable but just the web hosting company. I knew they were closed for vacation for the last two weeks of August and moved my business trip accordingly.

I checked their website on Monday and they were back from vacation.

Would be a real shame if they were closed as I just discovered them last year.

[Neurosynth]

In a way I agree Wanking. The alternatives especially in Germany are better in many ways. But for folks like me who find themselves in London for other reasons, it's a pretty good alternative given what is available.

[Wanking]

Neurosynth,

Thanks for the great detailed report.

Personally I find 2 hours just way too short, I much prefer all day in a sex club. It takes me almost an hour to get relaxed, especially if I haven't fucked in a while. The Phoenix Club doesn't appeal to me due to the limited time and the price is a bit steep.

[Neurosynth]

Management will text the exact address when you arrange attending.

[Max #01]

In reply to Neurosynth (don't want to copy your long post again):

I was last in London (and the Phoenix Club) back in 2015. Interestingly, I recognized a lot of the girls' names. I remember the "processors" were the ones who made sure you showered upon arrival (sometimes joining you) and making sure everyone had the chance to participate. If a guy was just standing there, one of them would look at the guy and say, "You want to play?

That's very perceptive about the last hour because that was my experience as well when I look back on it. I spent the first 45 minutes or so joining everybody else and then headed for the kitchen where the owner's husband was the chef. He had grilled salmon and had it out with potatoes and veggies for everyone to enjoy. I remember that, during the last ten minutes, I was the only guy on a bed in the play room. I had two girls doing a double blow job and a third sitting on my face.

[Neurosynth]

Prior to traveling to London this time I did a fair amount of research. I noted, for example, that pornstars Linda Lush and Lola Marie had participated in bukkake and gangbang video shoots that recruited amateur men. Unfortunately there were none during my visit, and by that I mean none at all let alone with those two.

I discovered that bareback providers were easy to find via adultwork.com, but most are not Brits, they are (surprise-Not) Romanians mostly.

I thought I would try out a soho walkup girl. Checked a few doors, the ones noted on ukpunter as the better ones, and didn't see anyone I found attractive. I checked on Soho Scarlett reputed to be a young pretty brit who charges a bit more but is well worth it. I was let in by the maid, and asked to wait 5 minutes. But I could tell it would be longer. While sitting she came out to speak to the maid for some reason attempting to hide herself, and while I didn't see her face, I got a pretty good look at her body. She looked very average if not a but pudgy, so when she went back in the bedroom I took my leave. She probably has a very young pretty face, but I wasn't feeling it. I especially was not looking forward to negotiating the piecemeal a la carte pricing where every act (e. G. Kissing, touching, etc) is another 10 pound upgrade.

So I decided to try Phoenix Club again. (http://www.thephoenixclub.london).

I had been there the previous year when they first opened, but it looks like they did enough upgrading to make a difference. But it's still a pretty basic setup.

First, I'the like to note that I'm not convinced all photos on site are really the girls working. I think some are better looking look-alikes, although it's hard to be sure because the faces are blurred. Some are definitely the same girls. But some either aren't, or they are old pictures with different hair color and (notably) thinner bodies.

Second, I'm going to say some things below that are going to sound negative. But on balance I give Phoenix Club a strong recommendation, especially relative to the options available in London. To find anything of the kind but better would probably require leaving the country, and there are only a few of those. I'm most familiar with options in Germany. Thus my jaded attitude. But if you can perform with other guys around, and don't mind double teaming a girl with another guy (*NO* guy-to-guy contact, so no worries there), Phoenix Club is like a small miracle. For about the cost of a good one hour prostitute you can spend 2 hours with 5 girls and probably exhaust your spunk supply for the day. Or at least for an hour, and then another two hour session is available for purchase. (See the site for hours. They are only closed on Sundays and special holidays.).

It's like the best frat party game of Naked Twister with your slutty sorority sisters ever. Except you don't have to be young. (The girls are, at least relative to most of the guys.).

A bit about Phoenix Club. The price is 160 pounds for 2 hours of non-stop sex with any or all of 5 girls. It is mildly gangbang-like in that there are 4 beds for 5 girls, and a maximum of 10 guys. So typically girls are either giving head to two guys or, more typically, fucking one guy and blowing another at the same time. This holds to form for about the first hour. In the second hour some guys, feeling sated, will leave early or just sit it out in the snack room. So if what you really want is one-on-one my suggestion would be to enjoy the first hour as best you can, and then really get down to business in the second hour.

Phoenix Club is run with an almost Germanic efficiency. You are expected to show up no sooner than 15 minutes before starting time. The actual action starts exactly on the hour, and continues right up to, but never beyond, two hours later. There is a shared dressing room where everyone hangs their clothes. (I always have the paranoid thought that someone might walk off with my clothes just to be cruel. I have no idea what would happen in such a situation.) Everyone puts their valuables (wallet, phone, etc.) in a separate numbered ziplock bag. At the end you tell them your number, and they give you your bag. (Again my paranoid mind wonders whether some guy might leave nothing of value in his own bag, scope people out as they put their own valuables away, and then ask for their number instead of their own as they leave early.) In any case they keep the bags "behind the desk" and return them when you are ready to leave.

In practice, as far as I know, they've had none of my imagined potential problems. But I still prefer the German FKK system where everyone gets their own locked locker with a unique key on a wristband.

Upon arrival everyone takes a shower and is issued a towel and robe that have a colored stripe that matches. On my first visit I chose the yellow stripe, and on the second visit I chose an orange stripe. Oddly, the plastic bags also have color stripes, but there is no attempt to match them. Everyone just remembers their number. But if they did, then they would have a visual check that would prevent a bag going to or being claimed by the wrong guy. IE the guy with the blue stripe on his robe would get the bag with a blue stripe. Etc. There is just one bathroom with a toilet, shower, and sink. It would be nicer if they had a separate 1/2 bath with just a toilet.

A couple minutes before the start of the "party" you get the run down. Condoms are used for all penetrative sex. Condom use or not for oral sex is by mutual agreement. I noted most guys wanted condoms for oral sex. The default seems to be to assume you want to use one. But only one girl out of the 10 I saw on this trip didn't want to do a BBBJ. (See following.) I was asked by more than one girl to not come in her mouth. However, on the second day I witnessed one girl encourage a guy to CIM. Maybe he was having trouble and she wanted to make sure he came. Or maybe she liked him. Not sure, but I believe it's not typical.

Along with he bathroom there are 2 bedroom / partyrooms, one with one bed, and a larger one with three. This means that at any given time one bed is likely to have two girls. And 2 to 4 guys. Using it. There is also a room with light snacks and orange juice and water.

I can never remember the blow-by-blow (so to speak) details of my visits to clubs like this. Each encounter is more like the others than not. Typically you get oral sex while the girl fucks one guy, and then you become the guy doing the fucking while a third guy steps in for oral sex. And the rotation continues. Most of the girls are not Brits, and in fact I'm not sure if there are any Brits at all. I've noted there are basically three kinds of girls at the Phoenix Club.

(1) The processor (s). These are typically women who have worked there for some time, have a reasonably high energy level, and will get guys off in an efficient and energetic, passably friendly, but somewhat uninspired way. For better or worse, these are the women who are the real engines of the Phoenix machine. They are often the ones with tattoos, piercings, fake boobs, and better than average looks. They don't, for the most part, actually enjoy the sex, but they don't mind it either. It's a job after all. Danger of turn-off I've experienced: overacting.

(2) The bored-simpatico (s). These are typically women who have also worked there for some time, but have a lower energy level, and will therefore get guys off in a slower manner. Sometimes that is mistaken for actual caring, and sometimes there is actual caring, but there is also boredom. These are often plainer, more ethnic, often Latina (or sometimes Roma) women. They don't, for the most part, actually enjoy the sex, but because they aren't in a hurry they might appreciate some accompanying affection. It's a job, after all, but there's nothing that says you can't find some comfort even at work. Danger of turn-off I've experienced: visibly bored.

(3) The newbie (s). These are women who have just started working in a group sex environment. They typically have done sex work previously on a one-to-one basis, but this might also be their first job as a sex worker. Because they are not yet jaded, they are not yet bored. In addition, they will typically lack the take-charge attitude of a processor, or the routinized expectations of a bored-simpatico. So you can often get their undivided attention, and they will exhibit more flexibility, and may actually care about you and your pleasure as an individual person rather than a random customer like all the rest. They may even enjoy the sex, if they can get over any remaining nervousness and self-consciousness.

I warned you I'the be short on details. There's only so much I can say about a pile-up of sucking and fucking. In any case, and in the above context, here is what I found on two different days, both on the first (1 pm-3 pm) shift.

Day One (July 9).

On hand. Sophie, Kasia, Paloma, Vanessa, Victoria + me and 9 other guys.

At the very start Kasia literally took me by the hand and lead me straight to a bed and took charge. She's a tall blond, not at all fat but solidly built with small but real boobs. She's a processor, somewhat mechanical, but quite pleasurable nevertheless. Next I went over to see Poloma. I started by giving her DATY action while she gave another guy a BJ. I was with her a year ago. She has a nice lean body, and a pleasant face with a bit of an extreme latin look (possibly w / indigenous South American features.) She's a classic bored-simpatico still capable of some real compassion but also can let her attention drift during sex.

I'm fairly certain that both Kasia and Paloma have their real pictures on the website. In the case of the next three I'm not so sure.

I spent a fair amount of time with Vanessa and Victoria but have trouble remembering what happened with who. They are both processors, but one was (IMHO) the best looking of the five with a small cute turned up nose.

But for me the winner of the day, and the one who seemed real enough to make me come hard, was the new girl Sophie. I'm quite skeptical the photos on the website are her. (If you download her pictures from the website they have the file name "Bianca. " So something is going on there. All the other files have names that match the girls name.) She looks latin, and has large enhanced boobs. She acted a bit shy. She was the only girl who didn't want to do BBBJ because as she said "it's my first day and I can't do everything yet. " Ironically this made her more of a turn on than the processors. On both days they warned us about neighbors, open windows, and noise. I was unusually loud upon orgasm, and Sophie shushed me while placing her hand over my mouth, but it was more funny than a problem. We both laughed.

So for me Sophie was the best of the day, and the other four were different in details, but the same in overall quality, I. E. Pretty good.

Day Two (July 11).

On hand. Bruna, Cassandra, Lianne, Millie, Ruby.

Because I arrived a few minutes late I missed the introductions, so I'm even more hazy on who was who.

I was last to enter the room and so went with the least obviously good looking girl, but she was a nice bored-simpatico. She gave me a good BBBJ and then I fucked her doggy-style. Gave her a pretty good banging actually. But after a bit I moved on. I *think* she is supposed to be Bruna, but frankly nobody there that day looks like the pictures of Bruna on the website. I did note later she was passionately kissing one guy, but later would not do so with me, so that put me off a bit.

For most of the two hours two processors worked in the bedroom on it's single bed with two or more guys. One who looked Thai, although she told me she was a mix, is supposed to be Lianne I guess, and those *might* be her pictures. If so from several years back I'the say. She is somewhat tall and nicely thin. She wouldn't remove her top however, claiming her boobs are "too sensitive. " I wonder if they are actually scarred or some such. It even crossed my mind that she could be a transexual, but her hip construction and natural looking and functioning vagina strongly argue against that. The other one was probably Millie as her photos look like a younger version of the woman I had sex with. Both were attractive but mechanical.

The fourth gal was the most European looking woman, but Ruby on the website doesn't look much like her to my eye. She was the most obviously attractive girl and all the guys wanted a nice long turn with her. I believe nobody was left behind. She is also a processor, but with a bit more of a personal touch than the others.

The one girl who I never seemed to get around to was Cassandra. It was getting towards the end of the two hours, and I was playing second fiddle getting sucked by "Bruna" while another guy plowed her, when suddenly I felt someone stroking my back and butt. It was Cassandra who had actually come across the room to get my attention! I took her back to an empty bed, and after some BBBJ and then missionary sex I had a great, and again loud, orgasm.

Similar to the first day, Cassandra was the best, and the other four, while different from each other, were about the same in quality, I. E. Pretty good.

So the moral of the story is check out the new girls. And not because you may be bored with the girls who have been there for a while. Rather, because the girls who have been there for a while may be bored with you! The new girls are still a little unsure of themselves and actually pay closer attention, and at least for me that makes them better.

[Travel69]

I read through forum. I did not read any indication that kiss and coming in mouth happened. I assume it is not available and is it correct? There is new location according to the website? Does someone know nearest tube station?

[Neurosynth]

Website of Phoneix club apperas either dead or bugged is good old Phoneix still existing?

Try http://www.thephoenixclub.london.

[Pagal Chacha]

Website of Phoneix club apperas either dead or bugged is good old Phoneix still existing?

[Chris Rob]

All,

After a few month hiatus due to limited company travel, I found myself in London from this past week-end through to this Sunday before heading into Asia. As one always does when in London, I made an easy booking at TPC via e-mail which I later confirmed via a text the morning of and a phone call as I exited from the nearest tube station to get the apartment number.

Located in a nice area, I was shown in and after lettering them know that I'd been there before, secured my valuables and took a shower before joining the fun. I think that there were 7 or 8 guys including myself in addition to the six very hot and mostly busty women (the way that I like it).

Split between two bedrooms, the action was spread over a couple of beds and the ladies do not leave you much room for recuperation or relaxation. It's like, if you are in the room, you need to be having sex! And that they do. And quite well. While I was there, I enjoyed a nice little duo session and played with two of the other ladies. Nothing wrong with the other two..

Hi,

Thanks for the information. I've been in London a couple of times and I there isn't information regarding paid sex, and there aren't detailed reviews telling experiences in brothels like Phoenix, for instance. Since some time, I want to try a duo like yours and I might fall into the temptation, so thanks for your comment and I hope to tell my experience soon.

[HkTraveller]

All,

After a few month hiatus due to limited company travel, I found myself in London from this past week-end through to this Sunday before heading into Asia. As one always does when in London, I made an easy booking at TPC via e-mail which I later confirmed via a text the morning of and a phone call as I exited from the nearest tube station to get the apartment number.

Located in a nice area, I was shown in and after lettering them know that I'd been there before, secured my valuables and took a shower before joining the fun. I think that there were 7 or 8 guys including myself in addition to the six very hot and mostly busty women (the way that I like it).

Split between two bedrooms, the action was spread over a couple of beds and the ladies do not leave you much room for recuperation or relaxation. It's like, if you are in the room, you need to be having sex! And that they do. And quite well. While I was there, I enjoyed a nice little duo session and played with two of the other ladies. Nothing wrong with the other two. But my body doesn't do things as quickly as it used to. All of the women do more than you can imagine to make you feel welcome and at home and that was much appreciated and seemed truly sincere throughout the stay.

I can't recommend the place enough. The price is more than reasonable and there's also some snacks and juices and water to keep you hydrated and ready to perform.

HkTraveller.

[HardyBoyZ]

This was my first experience at the Phoenix Club. I had stumbled across the TPC on ISG. All the reviews looked good and this seemed to be an FKK+ experience. Life is anyway about new experiences!

The booking process was very easy and I went for the 1-3 pm slot this past week. The venue is easy to reach. The best part about TPC is that the whole set-up is very warm and friendly. The hosts are great. They helped me get set-up pretty quickly; once the party started, they were there and not there, ie they were around to see that things are ok and everyone is being taken care of, but they were not in your face or trying to make polite conversation.

One feature that I liked was that the girls were introduced to us and we were introduced to the girls. As a result, during the two hours, they would sometimes call out to me / other punters by name which made it more like a party atmosphere.

There were 5 girls. Tony, Bruna, Barbara, Alana, Millie and about 8 punters. Which was a good ratio.

As has been previously mentioned, the girls are watching out to see if you are free and they beckon you over to join the action. When they realised that this was my first time, they kept telling me - 'its a party, just relax and enjoy!

I went with 4 girls. Barbara, Bruna, Millie, Tony. All were different in their own ways; but a lot of fun times. I found Tony smoking hot while Barbara the most comfortable to be with.

It was surreal to see action happening in the same room and sometimes in the same bed! Hot in many ways! Most of the times the action was 1-1 but there was a very hot sequence that I saw with Tony getting banged from the back while blowing another guy!

I will not repeat all the action sequences but needless to say that I had a very good time and plan to be back when I am in town again!