General Reports

[Hunter Biden]

I went midweek, arriving around 10 AM.

I like to have sex and drink when high, so I smoked up before I crossed the border.

By the time I got to the Zona I was flying. I had the munchies and I started.

Off with 2 tacos from the guy at the corner near HK. Great as usual. I wanted to.

Eat at the adjacent seafood stall, but it was full of guys who seemed to be the slowest eaters ever.

I gave up and went into each club. I hadn't been in Tijuana for over five years and I was starved.

Adelitas and Chicago were dead. Adelitas had exactly one girl dancing. So HK it was.

I sat down and got a beer-and surveyed the scene. I pointed out a girl and the mesero brought her over.

I forgot her name but she was a white Latina. After the intros and the ficha she declared.

She had just arrived from somewhere, and showed me her Volaris ticket on her phone. She was.

Very cute and would not budge from $100. I had an awesome time playing with her boobs.

Due to the guidance from you all, I was not shy about touching her as much as I could.

Mr. Little was excited and after she took off in a huff, I walked outside to the blinding sunlight.

I walked down a bit through the alley and came across a tall, skinny girl with a nice body with a butterface.

It was the last hotel on the northern side of the alley towards Constitucion.

Did I mention I was high AF? $33 for her for all positions and we went in.

Her body was nice and tight and I stared at it for some time before I started. We did all positions.

And she was game for switching around etc. She must have seen the look of hunger on my face.

The room had a mirror but I couldn't move it to get a better view. She was really good, but I.

Was able to take my sweet time and eventually I punched my ticket.

I wandered back out and made my way to Caesar's. I had their amazing Lemon Drop Martini and the namesake salad.

On the way there I got a Viagra, I forgot if it was the 50 or the 100.

I walked back to the Zona after lunch. I went back into HK and saw an absolutely stunning girl and told the mesero.

To bring her over. He brought over someone else-and I just thought that she looked different from an angle.

She didn't look that bad and I figured what the hell. I paid for a ficha and pawed at her until Mr. Little got ready.

She kept trying to sell me on Arriba, but instead I went out to find someone to finish the job. I checked out.

A couple of streetwalkers but I must have entered some freak time warp where the only women available were.

The old ones or the large ones. I saw one south of the alley on Ninos, which is pretty rare. She looked OK but.

She really didn't cotton to me- she rattled off the price list and gave me a dirty look.

I wandered off and went back to find the same SW that I had taken upstairs before. I figured she was good.

The first time, she could be good now. I told her in bed that she had a very hot body, and she said, yes, I'm 19.

This time it wasn't so great. After repeated pounding I couldn't come-and I offered her an extra $10 for 5 minutes.

She wanted the whole $33 again. I didn't agree, and the session ended.

I ran out of time and had to leave the Zona.

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[Hargow20]

Personally I have never had my passport stamped in all my years of visiting Tijuana.

Just take the time to get a passport card. Easy and on line and it can't be stamped. Prior to my get out of Paradise rapido Global Entry card, for decades I crossed with a passport. I've got stamps from 23 countries but not one is Mexico. They stamp your paper visa going in, not your passport. Think about it. A poorly paid border agent would have to flip through your book as there is some order to what page they can stamp on, then stamp it. Too much effort for such low pay. On another note way back in BC times (before COVID) and pre GE card, 30% of the time they would just ask you what you're doing, say lunch at world famous Caesars and they nod you in. It was a drag at ped west when a dozen gringos are trying to fill out the form. I had better luck then as I would walk straight up to the agent and say I'm just going to lunch and would get the nod. I could not pre print the visa as my printer at home has a memory. Plausible deniability my friends. Had a friend busted that way. Wife-where have you been? Husband-the casino. Wife then why this in my printer memory. Fastest thinker on the planet husband. The casino in Tijuana. Genius.

[Cocr Brotheler]

Okay well that's interesting. In all the years I've been walking through the Foreigners' line I've never not had to go to the desk to get my FMM processed (though I only go to Tijuana like 2-3 times a year).

I'm also obviously not Mexican (African-American) but I do use the Nationals' line for re-entry with a stamped FMM for times when I'm back and forth between Tijuana and San Diego and need to re-enter. Have never had a problem getting waved through in that scenario.

I used it last 2 days no issues at all, just like I am MEX citizen.

And if anyone scared of getting caught printing on home printer just got to FEDEX / Kinkos where can pay small amount to use on of their computers then print out there!

[BrotherMouzone]

Just take the time to get a passport card. Easy and on line and it can't be stamped. Prior to my get out of Paradise rapido Global Entry card, for decades I crossed with a passport. I've got stamps from 23 countries but not one is Mexico. They stamp your paper visa going in, not your passport. Think about it. A poorly paid border agent would have to flip through your book as there is some order to what page they can stamp on, then stamp it. Too much effort for such low pay. On another note way back in BC times (before COVID) and pre GE card, 30% of the time they would just ask you what you're doing, say lunch at world famous Caesars and they nod you in. It was a drag at ped west when a dozen gringos are trying to fill out the form. I had better luck then as I would walk straight up to the agent and say I'm just going to lunch and would get the nod. I could not pre print the visa as my printer at home has a memory. Plausible deniability my friends. Had a friend busted that way. Wife-where have you been? Husband-the casino. Wife then why this in my printer memory. Fastest thinker on the planet husband. The casino in Tijuana. Genius.

Well I'm single so I'm not worried about the trail of stamps like some of the married guys or guys with girlfriends here are LOL.

[Dogers69]

Over last 6 years I specifically asked the Mexican border agent not to stamp my passport, both when going in with doing the paper work for the 7 day pass, and when buying the 6 month visitor pass. I always wait to ask, once I see them within 2 seconds of placing the stamp. And they always say, sorry we have to stamp. I simply didn't want my book to run out of room from 60 Mexican stamps. Also, when I obtained my 7 day pass, and left Mexico and returned in two days, I walked in on the Mexican line and when he saw my 7 day pass he was not happy. Made me go get a new 7 day pass again. So I do not think you are supposed to leave Mexico, then return on the Mexican line with it. The good news is, they don't arrest you, or ban you, for this kind of stuff. I was once deported twice in 1 day, at 2 border locations, as they walked me back to USA for not paying 20 dollars to enter without a passport.

[Bunter Hiden]

Are you walking through the Mexican Nationals line or the Foreigners line? I could see if it was the Nationals line as I see them waving pretty much everyone who looks Mexican through for that but I've never seen them wave anyone through for the Foreigners line.

Just take the time to get a passport card. Easy and on line and it can't be stamped. Prior to my get out of Paradise rapido Global Entry card, for decades I crossed with a passport. I've got stamps from 23 countries but not one is Mexico. They stamp your paper visa going in, not your passport. Think about it. A poorly paid border agent would have to flip through your book as there is some order to what page they can stamp on, then stamp it. Too much effort for such low pay. On another note way back in BC times (before COVID) and pre GE card, 30% of the time they would just ask you what you're doing, say lunch at world famous Caesars and they nod you in. It was a drag at ped west when a dozen gringos are trying to fill out the form. I had better luck then as I would walk straight up to the agent and say I'm just going to lunch and would get the nod. I could not pre print the visa as my printer at home has a memory. Plausible deniability my friends. Had a friend busted that way. Wife-where have you been? Husband-the casino. Wife then why this in my printer memory. Fastest thinker on the planet husband. The casino in Tijuana. Genius.

[BrotherMouzone]

I'm talking strictly about the Foreigners' line. I've never tried the line for Mexicans.

And I look less Mexican than Joe Biden.

Okay well that's interesting. In all the years I've been walking through the Foreigners' line I've never not had to go to the desk to get my FMM processed (though I only go to Tijuana like 2-3 times a year).

I'm also obviously not Mexican (African-American) but I do use the Nationals' line for re-entry with a stamped FMM for times when I'm back and forth between Tijuana and San Diego and need to re-enter. Have never had a problem getting waved through in that scenario.

[Jackie888]

Cartel wars starting to heat up again. They are hanging bodies from bridges in Zacatecas. Normally I ignore anything not next to Tijuana. But I got a funny feeling this time because so many cartels are involved. In the Zona Norte, military on foot patrol. Unsure if it is for "presence" or if the cops are getting scared shitless.

[WombatEd2]

Are you walking through the Mexican Nationals line or the Foreigners line? I could see if it was the Nationals line as I see them waving pretty much everyone who looks Mexican through for that but I've never seen them wave anyone through for the Foreigners line.

I'm talking strictly about the Foreigners' line. I've never tried the line for Mexicans.

And I look less Mexican than Joe Biden.

[BrotherMouzone]

In theory, that's true. But in my experience, if you walk in, about a third of the time they wave you through with bothering with the FMM.

And if you're driving, they never even ask for one.

Are you walking through the Mexican Nationals line or the Foreigners line? I could see if it was the Nationals line as I see them waving pretty much everyone who looks Mexican through for that but I've never seen them wave anyone through for the Foreigners line.

[WombatEd2]

As far as I know an FMM is always required when crossing into Mexico.

In theory, that's true. But in my experience, if you walk in, about a third of the time they wave you through with bothering with the FMM.

And if you're driving, they never even ask for one.

[WombatEd2]

Is there a way to enter Mexico and re enter the us without a passport stamp using only a passport? Thanks.

If you don't want your passport stamped, the only sure bet is to drive in. The officials on the drive-in side never stamp you.

[LuvMexicanas]

Flew down to SAN airport, the Buss 922 and Blue line took 1 HR 20 minutes to reach the border. Total expense $2. 5 + $2. 5 ticket to reach there.

Two things: 1) it's the 992 bus and 2) it should cost just $2.50 total with Pronto because transfers are free for two hours. I know $5 total instead of $2. 50 so who cares but $2.50 in pesos will buy you a couple delicious tacos or 3 beers including tip at El Copeo.

[Captain Solo]

Layover on connecting flights up to 29 hours no charge, about $300 RT.

Multiday layovers booked in copair.com I have seen $297. I booked mine for $420.

[DogLife]

Sounds like the mongering gods were shining on you as much as having picked up pointers from the old salts here. Good going.

Thanks Amigo! Hope this streak continues. Had a very dry spell since Señor Covid arrived in the scene.