Stupid Shit in Brazil

[Nordico]

Then there are board members, including you, Cane, Nordico among others, who just post for its own sake, and almost never post anything of actual daily value. But you argue forcefully for your right to write.

Demeaning other board members who don't agree with you again. Please explain us what is so valuable in your post below, which is quite typical post for you. Only thing with any value in your post is that there is a street market every Tuesday, but you didn't bother to mention where we can find that feira.

So Anne arrives. For the first of? Pernoites. We are cooking. Every Tuesday, there is a street market (feira or fair-a). Today, Vagabundo went down and bought fresh fish and vegetables and fruit. Anne especially likes the camerao (shrimp), which Vagabundo especially likes since she cooks them!

Vagabundo makes Salmon Vagabundo, which is salmon filet in between lemons, salted with special salt for seafood, and some olive oil, in aluminum foil, and can be thrown on the barbi along with shrimp.

All Brazilian women can cook (shrimp), clean, and of course fuck.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/stephan...h=3a79bdc475d7

"If gaslighters / narcissists feel that not enough people are praising them (they commonly and unrealistically feel this way), they praise themselves. It can be a form of self-soothing, a reassurance to the gaslighter / narcissist that he is worthy of adoration".

[Vagabundo1]

Come on. Give me 5000 words!

Yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda! Is that simple enough for you to grasp? Sorry that I don't live up to your high literary standards Hemingway. And it's laughable how you routinely criticize me for not going to Brazil or posting an old photo, but then you just can't stop lauding an outdated guide that's like what? Like literally ten years old this month! LMAO! Things have dramatically changed so much in that time! Talk about being contradictory. And talk about being incoherent too! It's like you're having a nervous breakdown or something. No, you're not paranoid. It's just that everybody is out to get you! LOLOLOL! Since you're handing out gratuitous advice, here's some for you. You need to get a life is what you need to do, and stop trying to tell other people here how to live theirs in a way that agrees with you. That's what you need to do. We don't live our lives for you, we live them for ourselves. So, if you want to keep insulting and belittling and dismissing other people because they don't do things how you do them, then bro you're just going to have to take it too.

[The Cane]

I see Bubba Boy's Guide as of timeless value about Rio.

And a picture can't have timeless value? At least to somebody? The guide you cherish isn't even an original work. Anybody who has been around for a long time knows that your hero lifted what he wrote from another monger famously known as "Bwana Dik". That's who we all should hail. The real creator! No, instead you worship a badly outdated work of plagiarism! There is no +/- 180 day rule here. And nobody passed and willed you moderator privileges to unilaterally impose one. But, you would love it wouldn't you? Because that would bar virtually everybody else from posting anything. And then you could have what your ego craves, the full floor for Vagabundo's Diary! Waxing lyrically on a daily basis about your "luxurious" lifestyle and mongering accomplishments. It's really quite pathetic and sad to see somebody acting out like this. Take a break from the mongering man. I mean really. Get your feet firmly back onto reality's ground. And seek some professional help. You're living in Brazil where it's less expensive to obtain. Take advantage of that.

[Vagabundo1]

I see Bubba Boy's Guide as of timeless value about Rio.

As for specific girls, prices at specific places, etc, the best source is GPArena.net.

There are some members of this board who have been or are coming to Rio in +/- 180 days who have useful information. JimmyBoy, Nounce, Sperto, and many others.

Then there are board members, including you, Cane, Nordico among others, who just post for its own sake, and almost never post anything of actual daily value. But you argue forcefully for your right to write.

This is just a message board. It's not, for example, people trying to whack each other with live ammunition, or people trying to decide whether to buy or sell stock, or arguing on behalf of a client in a court filing.

Whoring is a luxury, according to The Economist's special report of 2014. Whoring in Rio is what I have done for 735 straight days. Rio has the best selection of whoring in the world. The morena mineira I did at Perola Negra two weeks ago with Soberhands, or the Mineira I did after the Superbowl party out at Mosaico, or the Monica Mattos 1 from Mosaico I did for several nights a month ago, or Monica Mattos 2 from Treze the Maio 33 last Friday are top shelf, like 8's or 9's, or 10's easily. I could post pictures, but I don't do that for reasons that are described in the novel Shantaram. I make real friends, which you can do after 3 or 10 days (see the novel The Lincoln Highway).

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[Spidy]

... They criticize me. I criticize them. Whatever, this is just a message board. It really doesn't make any difference.

Huh! Forgive me if I'm somewhat confused by this statement. If it REALLY doesn't make any difference, then why post at all?

Or are you speaking specifically w/r to this "Stupid Shit in Brazil" board or the ISG Board in general?

I'm looking for information from people who have been in Brazil or will be in Brazil +/- 180 days. I'm looking for current information...

Clearly it does make a difference to YOU (and too myself for that matter), since you continue to post updates and look for intel.

Granted "Stupid Shit in Brazil" may not be the greatest of thread to look for meaningful information on Brazil, but nevertheless, any astute BM should be able to garner useful nuggets of intel, from time to time and ignore/leave the irrelevant nonsense at bay.

I read and am updating for my own purposes and those of others if they want it, Bubba Boy's Guide ...

Well alright, that sounds like great news for newbies, the uninitiated, some veterans and others, who followed the original guide. Good on you!

Although, having taken the time and effort to update the guide, it will be a pity, after a small amount of time has passed (180 days), when other BMs view this new guide, as IRRELEVANT, USELESS or UNIMPORTANT, after ONLY having a shelf-life of, no longer than 180 days.

Naturally for me, it may still hold some residual "nostalgic" value.

[The Cane]

We'll never meet.

And was this supposed to hurt my feelings? Hahahahahahahaha! I could have told you that a long, long time ago. Anchors away Lieutenant Commander!

[The Cane]

Senor Cane,

I can't figure out most of what you say, your grammar is so incoherent.

Yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda! Is that simple enough for you to grasp? Sorry that I don't live up to your high literary standards Hemingway. And it's laughable how you routinely criticize me for not going to Brazil or posting an old photo, but then you just can't stop lauding an outdated guide that's like what? Like literally ten years old this month! LMAO! Things have dramatically changed so much in that time! Talk about being contradictory. And talk about being incoherent too! It's like you're having a nervous breakdown or something. No, you're not paranoid. It's just that everybody is out to get you! LOLOLOL! Since you're handing out gratuitous advice, here's some for you. You need to get a life is what you need to do, and stop trying to tell other people here how to live theirs in a way that agrees with you. That's what you need to do. We don't live our lives for you, we live them for ourselves. So, if you want to keep insulting and belittling and dismissing other people because they don't do things how you do them, then bro you're just going to have to take it too.

[Vagabundo1]

Senor Cane,

According to your own statements on this board:

1. Your monthly budget for P4P is $500 for two Seeking Arrangements fucks a month in America, which you insisted on posting on this, a board about Brazil.

Elsewhere, you've said you hope to get to the point you can live in Brazil full time.

2. You might come back to Rio this summer, but there is a 50% chance you'd go to Germany.

You already made those posts. I could link to them. So, now you're contradicting your own statements, which is fine.

You obsess over my posts. I post some absurdist plot line about being a naval officer from Austria and Switzerland, and you actually look it up, like it is serious. It's a joke.

I will repeat what Bubba Boy wrote in his guide: thanks for this forum, which has been helpful. I try to pay it forward for new members, to pass along what I learned from Bubba Boy and Sperto.

I can't figure out most of what you say, your grammar is so incoherent, as in this gem, below. We'll never meet. You really need to get laid. Good luck with your next trip whenever it is.

And think hard and long about what your next smear campaign is going to look like the next time I do pass through the gates of Sodom. What you going to say then?

[Vagabundo1]

I'm looking for information from people who have been in Brazil or will be in Brazil +/- 180 days. I'm looking for current information.

I read and am updating for my own purposes and those of others if they want it, Bubba Boy's Guide. So, those are my guidelines. Others can do whatever they want. They criticize me. I criticize them. Whatever, this is just a message board. It really doesn't make any difference.

Here we go again...really! Are you back in kindergarten or what?

Not sure what you have against pics, posts or reports that somehow don't meet your "2-year threshold", as not being relevant, but it seems childish and petty.

When BMs post pics/reports, they aren't posting for YOUR approval, enjoyment or blessing. They post to impart information or an enjoyment that will benefit ANY ISG member and not just for approval of a select few who continually belittle others into posting what, when and how they should post, travel or fuck.

But please, perhaps you should give us YOUR vaunted "rules" and "guidelines" for posting pics/reports and tell us infidels, how, when and what we can and cannot post, so that we no longer offend your sensibilities.

[Vagabundo1]

Sperto, rightly, gives credit to Bubba Boy for contributing valuable information to this site.

Your posts are pretty much the opposite, automatic ignore. Everyone says the same thing.

You haven't been in Brazil for 2.5 years or more, yet you post hourly. Keep on posting. Give us another several thousand words about how great you are. Praise you give yourself is not worth having.

I've already contributed more to this site than most others ever will.

[Spidy]

... Readers should know that you haven't been in Brazil for 1001 nights. ... I've got different 19 and 20 year olds in my bed for continuous fucking 24/7. You post pictures that are years old, and thousands of words about Frankenstein Botox charlotte when there are new 18 year olds like Penelope at 4 x 4 that you could fuck if you actually came to Brazil in person ...

Here we go again...really! Are you back in kindergarten or what?

Not sure what you have against pics, posts or reports that somehow don't meet your "2-year threshold", as not being relevant, but it seems childish and petty.

When BMs post pics/reports, they aren't posting for YOUR approval, enjoyment or blessing.

They post to impart information or an enjoyment that will benefit ANY ISG member and not just for approval of a select few who continually belittle others into posting what, when and how they should post, travel or fuck.

But please, perhaps you should give us YOUR vaunted "rules" and "guidelines" for posting pics/reports and tell us infidels, how, when and what we can and cannot post, so that we NO LONGER offend your sensibilities.

[Vagabundo1]

What's not in dispute is that:

She is a tourist, like most readers on this board.

She was stabbed 5 times sitting outside a hotel in copa, so you should not sit outside a hotel in copa.

In addition, as a girl here said to me when I showed her this, copa is in a favela. Just be aware of that.

I suppose it depends on definition, but in my vocabulary living 8 years in France doesn't make her French. Maybe she is or will be a Brazilian with dual citizenship. Do you think the British expats in Costa del Sol think they are Spaniards? No, they are British. Mr. E. Is not Thai, I'm not Spaniard, the Pope is always referred as Argentinian. I have never heard anyone saying that Picasso was a French painter. Why we always talk about Russian oligarchs, if they live in London? The journalist who wrote the article says she is paulista, who lives in France. I think it's an important omission from a person who never misses an opportunity to belittle any person who doesn't speak Portuguese.

[Nordico]

With all respect, Senor Nordico, not only is Sperto's statement not stupid, it is very true. If she lives for 8 years in France, she is French.

I suppose it depends on definition, but in my vocabulary living 8 years in France doesn't make her French. Maybe she is or will be a Brazilian with dual citizenship. Do you think the British expats in Costa del Sol think they are Spaniards? No, they are British. Mr. E. Is not Thai, I'm not Spaniard, the Pope is always referred as Argentinian. I have never heard anyone saying that Picasso was a French painter. Why we always talk about Russian oligarchs, if they live in London? The journalist who wrote the article says she is paulista, who lives in France. I think it's an important omission from a person who never misses an opportunity to belittle any person who doesn't speak Portuguese.

[The Cane]

A non carioca tourist was stabbed 5 times sitting outside of her copa hotel. That means that readers of this board should not sit outside their hotels in copa. That's the signal. Whether she is a de jure brazilian or de facto french after living in France for 8 years is just noise.

Why did you feel the need to weigh in and unequivocally state that she was French then? Adding to the noise? You noisy noisemaker you!

[The Cane]

Readers should know that you haven't been in Brazil for 1001 nights. Your posting about your twice monthly seeking arrangements for $500 is just more Brazil Withdrawal Syndrome / Male Loneliness in America, and now Vagabundo derangement syndrome, ie, just Cane's jealousy as some ISGers have said to me. I've got different 19 and 20 year olds in my bed for continuous fucking 24/7. You post pictures that are years old, and thousands of words about Frankenstein Botox charlotte when there are new 18 year olds like Penelope at 4 x 4 that you could fuck if you actually came to Brazil in person. But you don't, maybe because you don't have the money, or because writing penthouse letters is more satisfying than actual sex in person. Again, Res Ipsa Loquitor. The thing speaks for itself.

Before the first time I ever went to Brazil, the criticism was well what do I know? I've never been there and I'm never going. Somebody even suggested that I should stay away from Brazil and go back to the jungle. But then somebody else reminded them. The jungle is in Brazil! So, I started going, but then I haven't been enough times the detractors said. Then it was well maybe you've been enough times, but you haven't been to this place or done this, that, or the other. Now, it's you haven't been here since way back when. Blah, blah, blah. Well let me tell you something. Like I said, I will return to Brazil (or wherever I want to go) on my timetable. I've already contributed more to this site than most others ever will. And I've got plenty of money. I spend it how I want to, and not to prove anything to you.

And you can believe it when I tell you I'm not jealous of a damn thing you've been fucking hommes. Wouldn't touch that with Sperto's dick! So you keep on snowing your sycophants and showing everyone what a petty little man you are. And think hard and long about what your next smear campaign is going to look like the next time I do pass through the gates of Sodom. What you going to say then? You've got plenty of time to think about it. I'm jealous of you? Hahaha! It's like I always say. I've fucked more hot girls in the ass than most men will get even pussy over the course of their entire lifetimes! And I'm not done yet. You've got nothing I desire, including the life you lead. Believe this. Vagabundo and the Sycophants! What's your next hit?