Pattaya Reports

[David 2]

I bought some clothes in BKK near NEP. Spilt some liquid on them and it didn't even soak in,

But sat there as a blob of water. Wiped it off with a kleenex.

Or the new politically correct name for it. Microfiber. Just be careful not to get too close to an open flame.

[PinkPearl]

Wow.

You should move back to France, Nic.

I bought some clothes in BKK near NEP. Spilt some liquid on them and it didn't even soak in,

But sat there as a blob of water. Wiped it off with a kleenex.

[Naughty]

Hate songkran. If it was me, I'be burn all these fuckers and their water guns.

Wow.

You should move back to France, Nic.

[NicFrenchy]

Hate songkran.

It's fun for hookers and dumbass Farangs. But not for actual people trying to work.

It makes me laugh everytime I see a man (the age of my grandpa) holding a 5 years old water gun and splashing water to everyone with his eyes out, acting like a madman. Almost slapped one last year for trying to get me wet.

That motherfucker was probably too blind to see I was in a suit and working?

If it was me, I'be burn all these fuckers and their water guns.

[Daddy07]

Songkran this year between 13 and 15 April. Does anyone know if clubs and bars are open?...

Yep. Everything is open.

And you can add another 4 days to the festivities.

[Bubba999]

Songkran this year between 13 and 15 April. Does anyone know if clubs and bars are open?

I know to bring some quick drying clothes!

Cheers

[Jerboa]

Whattup WORLD,

Getting close to SHOWTIME, want to get little info. On the Nightlife scene. Now once again I'm a RIO vet. And If I'm reading this BOARD alright, things run a little different in the LOS.

Well keep reading the board. Pattaya Is not Rio. Mongering In Patts can be a 24hr past time, especially If you get some phone numbers, the hotter girls might be In bed all day until the gogo bars or discos kick off, some guys don't go hunting until after midnight, for FL's down WS, but you can go mongering In the afternoon up soi 6, or have a soapy, or call a girl you got her number the night before to test out your matress, as they say up to you.

[Mr Enternational]

I really perfer CLUBS per se too BARS, but it seems that you can find a HONEY early and SHE'S COOL ENOUGH to take in the CLUB.

No need to take sand to the beach. I usually go around and get many phone numbers when I'm in the disco. Then other days that I am free I will call them early enough (before they have made plans to go out with friends) to come over and spend the night with me or for short time. Why all the capitals? You are going to [CodeWord140] Jackson off.

[Crocodilexp]

Please don't end up like this guy by assuming every female in Thailand is a hooker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuwoU...eature=related

The guy did get beat up obviously, but the commentary is completely idiotic and inaccurate. The only accurate statement in the whole commentary is "Pattaya, Thailand". I bet the commentator was not even there.

The guy certainly did NOT get beat up for "offering money for sex". No Thai woman would have reacted this way to what is a plausible, honest mistake. It's Walking Street at night after all. He must have been very persistent, or even more likely, it was a different issue altogether (loss of face or money). Moreover, the girl IS a prostitute / bargirl, rather obvious given her clothing / demeanor and place / time, and also confirmed by another poster here.

"The women show no mercy for the offender." yes, except that one of the "women" who contributed was obviously a dude (katoy). Finally, who says he's an American tourist? Given how completely wrong other commentary is, he could just as easily be a Turkish expat.

[StarChildXXX]

Whattup WORLD,

Getting close to SHOWTIME, want to get little info. On the Nightlife scene. Now once again I'm a RIO vet. And If I'm reading this BOARD alright, things run a little different in the LOS.

For example, in RIO, things really center around the beaches COCOCABANA and IPANEMA. Rio is by first a URBAN CITY. And in that sense, you need to play by the rules of ANY CITY you visit (at least in USA ). That means if your a Tourist STAY IN THE TOURIST AREAS, unless YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GOING! Some of the TERMAS (strip / fuck clubs) are off the GRID (tourist zone) and it's not wise too " venture off " if you don't know where your going. Don't worry it's not hard too get directions, but you need to BLEND in with the CITY. I. E. Don't be " sight seeing" and move with"a sense of purpose" And you"ll be allright.

With that in mind, unless your sitting in a open cafe, inside a TERMA, or eating at a restaurant, you reaaaaaally should'nt hanging ouside. Now before I go any further they GOT RESTAURANTS, TERMAS and BISTROS OPEN just a about ALL NITE in the GRID. But its not encouraged too be on the BACK STREETS during TWILIGHT HRS. (8 pm- 11-12 am.) Now between 11-12:30 ish am. Is when MOST OF US, hits the CLUBS.

Why so LATE? Some might ask. Well the SUPERSTARS don't really hit the CLUB till then anyway. And I'm SPOILED. LOL!

But as I've been reading, it seems " exploring" is encouraged and a little SAFER in PATTAYA. Hell, you CAT'S JUMP OFF early here. Are the STUNNERS out that EARLY? I really perfer CLUBS per se too BARS, but it seems that you can find a HONEY early and SHE'S COOL ENOUGH to take in the CLUB.

I don't know, are the FINE ONE'S out EARLY, and if I WAIT TOO LATE, I'm going to LOOSE OUT?

It's seems things run the OPPOSITE. LOL here. Not a bad thing, mind you. But I'm just tryn too MAXX OUT my first time here. So any tips would be appreciated.

Thanks

[Kim Wheather]

I don't think the offer of money is what set the girl off.

It looks like he may of grabbed her ass or called her a derogatory name as well.

I can recognize the girl who figths. Her name is Pui. She is from Khorat. She worked at a bar named by Rolling Stones. She was absolut one of the best fucks I had. (That's why I choosed her again and again and again). I wouldn't imagine that she could be so angry, as I knew her as a soft woman as silk.

[Amjeck]

Please don't end up like this guy by assuming every female in Thailand is a hooker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuwoU...eature=related

I don't think the offer of money is what set the girl off.

It looks like he may of grabbed her ass or called her a derogatory name as well.

[Mr Enternational]

Cute girl man! Did she go with you if you ask?

Please don't end up like this guy by assuming every female in Thailand is a hooker. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuwoU...eature=related

[Keeniu]

Why is everyone talking about barfines and prices?

Its cheap. Why argue.

Same as in my first trip 1995. 1000 bath all night. 2-300 barfine. Haven't changed a bath.

That is the correct price. And one you are not likely to get lower. But not cheap given the quality.

No its $43 plus your time plus drinks. I had my shares of 1000 bt long timers, and let me say morning service was poor or non existent, or mood kill tricks used. I call this reasonable if the company remains service orientated and not making excuses to get out the door.

With GFC and a stinkin 20 hour flight, I expect the cash is king rule applied. In local terms nearly a weeks worth of wages. I expect them to keep the eye on the ball. If they just muddle. Many people may decide not to come.

In the low season. Bar owners are to blame. If they can't lower prices, they should jolly well up the service levels. I know one (overpriced) joint that flatly tells the girls if negative feedback received, they won't be recommended.

I explain that I expect 2 parties, and that if one party is not as good as the other, I may have to shop around.

Truthfully some gals will lie, even if they know I will only pay ST if they make an excuse to run. So I ask for a 2nd number for backup morning service if the chosen one gets cold feet. She gets to loose face by calling tag team partner.

[Azndevilus]

Cute girl.

Good beer.

Good sea.

I Love Pataya. So Mutch. :-D

Cute girl man! Did she go with you if you ask?