Medellin Reports

[Brother P]

I get all I can do is say no. What I don't get is why another guy would say yes.

Meanwhile, my nurse chick in Bogota sends me tons of unsolictied nekkit selfies damn near everyday. She sends way more nekkit pics that other people send regular pics. She definitely has an addiction. I want to tell her to cut that shit out. There is something called too much of a good thing. Who does she think has time to look at 30 pictures of her nekkit everyday?

I got to check out Bogota!

[JjBee62]

I've been to Medellin 12 times. Didn't like any FB girls posted here that I saw, wouldn't do any of them. Somebody PM me please.

I don't understand how anyone couldn't find a girl on Facebook who they find attractive. I can understand not wanting to use Facebook, but can't see not being able to find someone you like there. It's like walking into the first casa, not seeing anyone you want and deciding there are no good women in Medellin.

I stopped building my Facebook list about 18 months ago. I'll still add one or two, but I don't need to work on it. It contains girls who range from 18-40. There are all natural girls, girls with boob and butt jobs, skinny girls, chubby girls, freaky girls, girl next door girls, models, nurses, manicurists. There's big boobs, flat chests, long hair, short hair, pink hair. Pretty much anything you could want. I don't have any serious gorditas, because I don't want them, but I know where to find a few of them.

I don't share my list, because that always seems to cause problems for me. However, if you go to the General thread, I recently wrote a step by step guide to getting started on Facebook.

Treat it just like the casas. If you don't find what you're looking for, keep looking.

[NormalAsianKid]

Breakfast is apparently included at the mansion from like 7-8:30 or 9:30 but I missed it both days I was here. Not upset about it though since I normally don't eat breakfast at home. Scheduled a session with ieraldin Gomez from fb for 11 am. She arrived a little late (as expected, apparently it's a Colombian thing to not be very punctual). She told me she was at the end of her period and still had a little blood but I figured I'the have a condom on so whatever, told her to come over anyways. She arrives and she is pretty close to her fb profile. Slightly less attractive but still pretty solid (7. 5, hotter if she used makeup for sure) Very petite girl. Had a see section to remove her kid and has the scar. A bit of a turnoff but not even close to the worst part of this story. Let me preface this part with the fact that I am not super well endowed so this is not my ego talking LOL. I like to think I'm average sized but if I'm being honest, I'm probably slightly below average. But this girl was insanely tight. When I tried to put it in, it was hard to fit and she started complaining it hurt. She asked if I had lube and I did not so what am I supposed to do. Well if you can probably see where this is going and if you guessed I ate her period pussy out to get it wet, you're right. She wasn't lying about the fact that it was at the end of her period and it was only a little bloody (maybe medium well). Couldn't see any blood but could definitely taste it a little. But I plowed on through cause Mommy didn't raise a quitter (besides on everything else I've quit). After 5 minutes of this, I put my dick back in. Still super tight but no more complaints. Fucked her in multiple positions. One thing I'll note is I've always thought and still think I'm into petite girls but I find a big problem is that a lot of them have pretty bony asses so it kinda hurts my pelvis when I'm banging them doggystyle. Maybe it's my fault and I'm doing it wrong but does this happen to anyone else? Or any advice?

Anyways I cum and we start hanging out. I brought my weed pen from America so we were hitting that. I also noticed though that she kept sniffing a bottle of something called PG2. Anyone know what this is? Someone said they think she was sniffing glue but idk. She had what looked like the original iPod turned into a phone so she kept using my phone to take pictures of herself. She wanted to go down to the pool to take more pictures so I obliged and I probably have a camera reel of like 30-50 pictures of her that she posted to her fb. She tried to put up pics with me in it but I had her take them down. Then we ordered food from Rappi, ate and I was all ready to go again. Don't remember anything crazy from the second round. Paid her 150 k plus taxi and she was on her way. Overall, she was very accommodating and nice but there were a couple things that were turnoffs (mostly not her fault). Would recommend to a friend but would not repeat.

After she left, I set up a session with another fb girl Emily Torres II for later that night. In the meantime, I decided to go to the Cambio at the mall down the hill and change some of the usd I brought over. Got it at 3160/1 so a much better deal than from the ATM. Walked around the mall a bit and ate some sushi at the food court. Wasn't great sushi but I take blame for this since I just ordered a roll at random rather than taking the time to translate what was in each roll. Seems like Colombian love sushi with creme cheese in it and mine was fried. Pretty cheap though (6 pieces for like 8 mill). I prefer not to eat too much before sessions. So I head back home and wait for Emily to arrive. We had agreed to 200 k for 2-3 hours while chatting. She arrives at 9 pm and looks way different than her fb profile picture. This is my fault though cause if you scroll through the rest of her pictures, she looks more similar. But she was chubbier and older than those pictures. A bunch of baby fat. But she was already here so I wasn't going to not fuck. We start talking with google translate, I give her a beer and she says she can only stay for 1 hour. I told her we agreed to 2-3 and if she was only staying for 1 hour, I'the only give her 100 k. We argue for a little and she says okay fine I will stay for 2-3 hours. I was secretly hoping she'the just accept the 100 k for 1 hour since I was not very attracted to her. Anyways, we have sex, nothing great. And I decide ID rather just send her home than spend more time with her and fucking her again (she wasn't annoying or anything. I just wasn't attracted to her and she wasn't great at sex, very motionless). So I pay her the 200 k + taxi and send her home. Apparently though, this girl has a sister so there's a chance I got the sister instead? Either way, I wouldn't risk it if she's willing to pull that.

I sadly order rappi and go to bed (cause I had a small dinner but it was fucking up my eating schedule cause that's 2 days in a row I ate at like 11 pm.

TLDR: Had a Bloody Mary for breakfast. Ieraldin Gomez (7/10 session better than strip club experiences). Would recommend but not repeat. Lack of research lead to a wasted night. Emily Torres II (4/10 looks 3/10 service) would not recommend.

[AdventureSeekr]

Heading down for 3 weeks in March for my first time. Staying at Blux. I usually pick the places I travel to for these three reasons: women, food and / or locally grown weed. Curious if anyone has found high quality outdoor cannabis in Medellin / surrounding areas and has a connection to share. PM if you can help. Thanks!

[NormalAsianKid]

First of all, I want to thank everyone who helped me prepare and research for my trip. I have a ton to report but only a little time so I'm going to do it in parts. Not looking to be yelled at, I know I made a bunch of mistakes but it is my first trip to Medellin so I'm still learning. Constructive feedback welcomed though. I will preface everything with the fact that I am an Asian kid that speaks almost no Spanish so that may be the source of a lot of my issues.

TLDR: Conjitas barra executivo and 7/10 first day in Medellin.

OK so to start I landed last Sunday. Saw some super cute girls at the airport so was immediately excited. Got picked up by airport service with the mansion. The mansion rooms are pretty nice but nothing to write home about. Best part was the giant mirror facing the bed. Saw a semi cute girl when I walked in (7-8) but she was with someone and I already had plans to meet up with another forum member this day. Ubered to his hotel in el centro and we started our day (4 pm ish at this point). First things first? We stopped at an ATM and I took out cash (came out to about 3000/1 after fees). Then went to a claro stand and bought a SIM card and 2 gb data for 20 mill. Much better than paying 10 $ usd a day for international roaming. So then we Walked around the park and church looking at streetwalkers. Walked around for probably 30 minutes but didn't see any that I liked. To be honest, I think the street walkers were probably a little hardcore for me since I'm pretty new to the mongering game. Then we decided to go check out conjitas strip club. Sat down and paid 20 mil for a pitcher of beer. Club was pretty empty, maybe 7 girls at the club. We finished the pitcher and I picked a girl I thought was an 8. 100 k for the hour and she brings me back. I tell my friend he doesn't have to wait for me if he's got stuff to do. Get to the back room and in the light (club was pretty dark) she turns out to be a little older and less cute than I thought but still above average (6. 5 or 7). Service was OK. Light kissing, moaning. No complaints. Was happy about my first session. Definitely didn't need the whole hour though. Go back down to the club to find my friend still finishing his first beer after the pitcher LOL. Guess he didn't need to wait all that long. He scheduled a session with a fb chick while he was waiting for later that night. We decide to check out barra executivo strip club while he waits for his fb girl. The club was only 10 minutes away walking but seemed like a worse part of town. Walk in and we order a beer and a water. Came out to 27 k (much more than conjitas). Club was still pretty quite at this point (7 phish) and girls were meh, maybe 1-2 cute ones and a lot of thick ones (not really into thick girls no offense). Being the hornball I am. It doesn't take long for me to find another girl I thought was cute. This club was better lit so I could see the girl well enough. I called her over and we started chatting using google translate. She was saying all the right stuff (about how wet she was and how she wasn't wearing panties and needed me inside her) so sure enough 15 minutes later, she convinced me to go with her. 100 k and she was at least a 7 so sure why not. The back room is through a door in the men's bathroom LOL and On the way there, she reaches into the ceiling and pulls out a blunt roach LOL. I've been in HS smoking mids before so who am I to judge. We get to the room and she completely changes her attitude. Was not very into the sex at all and would be smoking, putting out, and relighting the blunt while I'm pounding her. Still came though but not a great session. Overall I liked conjitas much better but obviously it is a really small sample size. At this point, my friend had left to meet with his fb girl so I uber back to the mansion (8:30 pmish). We were planning on meeting up later that night to check out Parque lleras but we were both exhausted so I ended up streaming the packers Seahawks game and ordering Chinese food (30 mil for a enormous thing of fried rice and half a fried chicken) and calling it a night. To be continued.

BTW feel free to PM me for more details about anything. Or let me know if I'm including too much shit you guys don't care about LOL. First time reporting so not sure what to include and how much detail is appropriate.

[Mr Enternational]

A. Because they think you are perhaps foolish enough to bite.

B. Because they are without other means.

I get all I can do is say no. What I don't get is why another guy would say yes.

Meanwhile, my nurse chick in Bogota sends me tons of unsolictied nekkit selfies damn near everyday. She sends way more nekkit pics that other people send regular pics. She definitely has an addiction. I want to tell her to cut that shit out. There is something called too much of a good thing. Who does she think has time to look at 30 pictures of her nekkit everyday?

[SpiderRider]

God can someone please post the addresses of Loutron and La Isla? Searched everywhere online and all I can find are their general locations (east of Poblado in the mountains somewhere). I know there's a link but I don't have premium access to it.

Almost any taxi driver will know La Isla. There's also a search light beacon coming from the place every night. Loutron I've some how missed over the years. Planning to see it though.

[Sean EZ]

Search for "facebook.com" or "facebook" and it should yield the list (s) you are looking for. Look for JjBee62 's posts for approach. He answered this many times.

Will do thanks Nounce.

[SpiderRider]

I don't get this hustle. A chick tried that on me the other day. Why would I spend money for that when there are already millions on the internet for free?

A. Because they think you are perhaps foolish enough to bite.

B. Because they are without other means.

[Nounce]

I've been to Medellin 12 times. Didn't like any FB girls posted here that I saw, wouldn't do any of them. Somebody PM me please.

Search for "facebook.com" or "facebook" and it should yield the list (s) you are looking for. Look for JjBee62 's posts for approach. He answered this many times.

[Mr Enternational]

A new FB friend says that she sells photos.

I don't get this hustle. A chick tried that on me the other day. Why would I spend money for that when there are already millions on the internet for free?

[John Clayton]

Exactly! It's normal and common to speak that way in Colombia.

I'm no linguist expert, however, I've seen and heard it now for over 20 years.

Just the way they speak.

Well, it depends where you are. Costeños famously use tu for everyone. There was a joke that everyone was telling about the Pope after his visit that involved the phrase (hilarious for Catholics, apparently) of "Tu Merced". "Usted" is a weird word. In school we learned it was a contraction of "vuestra merced". It's only after I studied Arabic that I realized it is 100% the Arabic word for "professor". Personally I use the 2nd person to everyone, regardless of where I am. It's like the metric system. It's better than feet and inches (except maybe in Argentina, where addressing the President as "tu" is a crime!

Using the 3rd person pronoun (erroneously) for the second person can be really confusing, especially if an interlocutor is relating something that happened to a third person. Say "puedes tutearme" if a girl uses the third person with you.

[Sean EZ]

Welcome to the Medellin thread which contains everything under the sun. Basically soup to nuts. And the typical response to a post like this would be, RTFF, and you know what that stands for.

But since this thread has information about Casa's, Strip Clubs, SW's, and everything else you can imagine and not be interested in, you are going to have to go back thru hundreds of posts wherein lies the answers to your questions.

I've been to Medellin 12 times. Didn't like any FB girls posted here that I saw, wouldn't do any of them. Somebody PM me please.

[Balboa]

Usted IS used among family too. It's just the way they speak there. Doesn't mean formal or distance be between the people talking. Rather than laugh, you should have felt good about it. You may know some Spanish but you don't know or understand the culture which is just as important or more so.

Exactly! It's normal and common to speak that way in Colombia.

I'm no linguist expert, however, I've seen and heard it now for over 20 years.

Just the way they speak.

[PunkedLife]

This popped up on my Facebook feed today. The girl in question has been discussed before. Here's what I know about her:

Unless it's gone downhill from the drugs, she has an incredible body. On a good day she'll give you a full PSE and won't stop until you stop her. She'll do anything bareback.

She'll also rob you blind if given the chance. I would not be surprised if she isn't soon drugging people and robbing them. About 2 years ago she stole a phone from a monger. I attempted to work out a buyback from her to get the phone back for the guy. She wouldn't consider it and said the phone had pictures and videos of her and a hundred other girls.

I suspect these are some of the pictures and videos she is selling. I also suspect that much of what is for sale will break the same laws that put Subway's Jared in jail.

I wonder how she got access to the phone. He must not have had a password on it or auto-lock activated. Could steal my phone but I would just remote wipe the shit so she can't use any of my info. She going to fuck with the wrong person one day and end up regretting it. I guess the moral of the story is lock your shit up.