Lady Marmalade Parties

[Rohan Cid]

I just don't like wading through pages of arguments. This site is for reports on where there is good fun to be had, right? I wish I could travel to the UK on a regular basis. Compared to here in SoCal, you guys have it good. I am so jealous.

[Jojosun]

Please, if you must argue pros and cons about LMP vs. Other venues, kindly keep it to pm's, thank you.

I thought pm's are for asking specific info. Discussing pros and cons of LMP. Other parties in London or close by not LMP. The Rest of the world parties "argue" should be an open discussion on the open forum and that's what forums are there for.

Gagging orders doesn't do LMP or any other party providers any favors.

[Dreams]

Please, if you must argue pros and cons about LMP vs. Other venues, kindly keep it to pm's, thank you.

Yes, Boss!

[Rohan Cid]

Now waiting with utmost interest for the reply. In the past not a single critical assessment passed without vitriolic answers!

Hoping to be proven wrong.

Please, if you must argue pros and cons about LMP vs. Other venues, kindly keep it to pm's, thank you.

[Teddy Johnwa]

LMP is not a party which you have in Europe, Girls most offer min. service. Also no extra service at all. Remark if you are not commmon guest they will not have time enough for you, only regulary guest. There is many other parties whit better service and girls than LMP.

PartyBoy99:

That's very interesting to know, can you please share some infos about these parties? Thank you!

T. J.

[Dreams]

LMP is not a party which you have in Europe, Girls most offer min. service. Also no extra service at all. Remark if you are not commmon guest they will not have time enough for you, only regulary guest. There is many other parties whit better service and girls than LMP.

Now waiting with utmost interest for the reply. In the past not a single critical assessment passed without vitriolic answers!

Hoping to be proven wrong.

[PartyBoy99]

So I am in London for work at the moment and I decided to go along to LMP as I had read so much and was interested in what it would be like. After 2 hours it is a decision I am regretting. Having experienced sex in its many forms this was the most disappointing. I had read the reviews and while I didn't expect it to be amazing it didn't didn't even meet my average expectations. However I think it is only right that I give a balanced review and I can see why some guys would like it. It is 160 for 2 hours. Therefore is good value if you just want to be blown or have vanilla sex. The girls are also not bad for the price. However having talked to the porn girls in London about it all said they were not interested in doing it because it paid so badly. This is the crux of the situation. For me the girls were just not good looking and also surprisingly old. I suppose LMP is where elephants go to die or escorts to live out their retirement. For me it is important when you meet a girl you get a personal connection this was impossible here. Before I shoot a porn scene I will have talked with the girl for some time. Here the sex takes place in 3 bedrooms with except for the odd grunt there is more atmosphere in a library. There was no kissing. No Anal. And certainly no dp. Certainly not a party I am used to. Besides blowjobs which at least were uncovered there were three positions for sex. Missionary, girl-on-top, and doggie...

LMP is not a party which you have in Europe, Girls most offer min. service. Also no extra service at all. Remark if you are not commmon guest they will not have time enough for you, only regulary guest. There is many other parties whit better service and girls than LMP.

[Mrpusa]

I have been a regular at LMP for last 2 years and missing it badly as I flew to my home country. Ladies were always amazing and one specialty was that I never felt uncomfortable having Indian skin. Everyone treated me equally including the visitors.

Can't wait to join again and will be back soon!

Poosa

The color of your skin does not matter! Only the amount of your currency! Don't forget, her highness, lady EMMA is of Gujarati Indian extraction!

[Poosa]

I have been a regular at LMP for last 2 years and missing it badly as I flew to my home country. Ladies were always amazing and one specialty was that I never felt uncomfortable having Indian skin. Everyone treated me equally including the visitors.

Can't wait to join again and will be back soon!

Poosa

[TonyCarioca11]

I'm a LMP veteran and have been going for over 5 years and have been to all 3 locations. Liked the new place.

15th August 2014.

LMP party at 1 pm with one of the strongest line-ups in a long time for my taste. Started with Andrea from Romania. Great GFE with lots of kissing. Really enjoyed it and spend 20 min with her.

Moved on to Vanessa from Lithuania. No kissing but nice OWO with eye contact followed by a few positions. Again an excellent 20 min. I know Vanessa for ages and somehow I feel we used to click better as she was not so warm towards me.

Next wass Lara from Brazil who has an amazing oral technique. Long oral while watching Ivana and Vanessa in the same room. Priceless.

Now I was 1 hour into the session and next was Apple from the Phillipines. Wooow what a deep throat oral technique and she was really into the sex. I could not hold myself as she was so enthusiastic and came. I needed a break and rested for about 20 minutes.

Ivana (Poland) came and invited me to party with her. She gave me a sensual oral and I wsa ready to party again The problem is that Ivana does not kiss (she is super fit and would love to kiss with her one day), so I went back to Andrea and waited for her to finish with another guy. Then I started kissing with her and she started some oral when Apple came from the other room and started kissing me (last 20 minutes all girls sometimes come to the same room). I asked Apple to give me oral and started kissing Andrea. Apple's oral technique and Andrea's kissing were so good that I came in 10 minutes. A threesome finish of my dreams.
It was a very satisfactory and fantastic session. Wish there would be more days with such great line-ups. Did not party with Lara and Gina Snake but 5 out of 7 ladies is not bad.

Thanks go to Barbara who is always super-friendly and started working on some days in addition to help run the parties.

[Jojosun]

I was in a Lady Marmalade Party a while ago, didn't post a report at that time,

Later when I was showering and preparing to go out, I saw the second girl, was a Japanese type girls, fantastic face, a 9 or 10 in my book. My party started in the early afternoon, I had the feeling that the best girls work in the evening.

T. J.

Talking about the girls going downstairs, you must be referring to the old location in Lancaster gate.

I haven't been to either one of the new venues as I've been away so I can't comment on the current situation.

What makes you think that the best girls work in the evenings?

The same girls who start the parties at 1 pm are the same ones there at 7 pm which is the last party, unless on the day you attended they had a change of girls or addition to the numbers.

The girl you refer to was Misha a very horny oriental girl. Where is she now?

What pissed me off at the last party I attended at Lancaster Gate was some of the clueless guys who were obviously not used to the party concept treating it as a 121 session. They were really into hogging the best looking girls with no regard to other guys who want to get their slot.

And at 2 hours parties time really flies by.

[Jojosun]

I was in a Lady Marmalade Party a while ago, didn't post a report at that time,

Later when I was showering and preparing to go out, I saw the second girl, was a Japanese type girls, fantastic face, a 9 or 10 in my book. My party started in the early afternoon, I had the feeling that the best girls work in the evening.

T. J.

Talking about the girls going downstairs, you must be referring to the old location in Lancaster gate.

I haven't been to either one of the new venues as I'v been away so I can't comment on the current situation.

What makes you think that the best girls work in the evenings?

The same girls who start the parties at 1 pm are the same ones there at 7 pm which is the last party, unless on the day you attended they had a change of girls or addition to the numbers.

The girl you refer to was Misha a very horny oriental girl. Where is she now?

What pissed me off at the last party I attended at Lancaster Gate was some of the clueless guys who were obviously not used to the party concept treating it as a 121 session. They were really into hogging the best looking girls with no regard to other guys who want to get their slot.

And at 2 hours parties time really flies by.

[Jonners]

So LMP. I don't know why you are hiding behind the profile of a punter. Why don't you just be honest and respond from an LMP profile. You accuse me of behaving like a god, demanding a discount, threatening to write a bad review on ISG, (and the one really below the belt) not being able to get it up. All are totally false. This is not the way I behave and what happened. The only thing you forgot was to accuse me if being so ugly that no girl wanted to have sex with me. It is strange because the party seemed full. Is business really that bad that you can't accept some people would just not enjoy your parties and have to make up false accusations?

You have really gone down in my estimation. However as I was not going to return I doubt you care. I see now reading back that it is not the first time you have reacted in this manner to criticism so I should have expected it. Surely if a person reads my review and decides not to go to your party it is better for you. Why would you want guys there who don't enjoy it? But then again maybe it is all about the money for you. It took me a long time to decide to write my review and despite the vitriol I am glad I did. A review site has to have differing opinions not just positive ones.

I suppose for me the ratio of 2 guys to one girl just doesn't work, far too much waiting around for sex or a BJ. So I don't think your parties would ever work for me. Anal and dp I can take or leave it is far worse that there was no kissing, facials or CIM. As I say very vanilla sex.

Teddy -Your report was good. Obviously you feel different about LMP to me. The only thing I would ask is did you really think you was GFE sex at your party? No kissing? No interaction, at mine at least between, either guys, girls or girls and guys. When I was in the kitchen, a couple of the girls came in for a break and a bit of food. They spoke to neither the other girls there or the guys.

I suppose I am lucky in that I have been involved in many parties in my time although this was the first industrial party ie the girls do 3 parties a day for 2 hours a time (and up to 36 guys!) Anyway I know at LMP you will never get 3 very hot blondes in a jacuzzi drinking champagne laughing and having fun while 3 guys (including me) get ready to join them at the beginning of a party weekend. That is a party!! Not LMP.

So in summary it isn't my thing but I totally understand why some guys like it and you can't argue with how successful it is. Anyway LMP you will be happy as I am now in bed with flu so you have your revenge. I guess when you have 20 people so close together for 2 hours illnesses spread easily.

You have now done that but it is entirely unfair and not what forums are for. Most if not all on here do not want to see the result of someone making themselves feel better by unfairly berating another rather than just accepting they were the poor performer.

[Teddy Johnwa]

I was in a Lady Marmalade Party a while ago, didn't post a report at that time, but it seems there is a debate going on about LMP quality and general experience, that I feel to post mine now.

Reached the station indicated in the site and made a phone call from a public telephone booth, could not use my phone, so used a discount telephone card purchased somewhere.

The lady instructed me how to reach the place, and I was there in about 10 minutes walk.

It was my first visit to a party, I have been in FKKs but never to parties, so I was a little nervous. I arrived early, the initial scene was just men arriving, fixing their things in lockers and having a shower. A girl helped me to do those things and showed me the place around (actually at the beginning she checked my name in the list, and I saw my name associated to a telephone number from Belgium. I think that's because of the telephone card I used).

After the shower I was guided to a sort-of waiting room, with other men and girls sitting there, available was tea, cookies, cheese, bread and that sort of stuff. There were men of all ages.

When the party started, men went downstairs with the girls, didn't know very well what to do since all the girls disappeared downstairs too. Remained there for a while, then a girl called me down and I had a session with her. First BBBJ, then she went on the top. After a while of that another man joined and she changed position and started blowing me while the other guy was taking her from the back. That made me feel rather uncomfortable at first, but I knew I had to keep my cool there. Session continued do not remember exact sequence, but I remember I had fun.

After that, I had other sessions, girls were all 7 or 8 in my book, got accustomed to have other men with my girl, that kind of embarrassment sensation did not return. Some girls were gorgeous and it was more the desire to join the party than the embarrassment to share the bed with another guy. Actually not all the sessions are involving two men, actually I had moments when I was playing alone with the girl and saw other guys doing the same. It depends, I would say that 20-30% of the time I was having fun with the girls without other guys involved in the action. But -actually- after a while I didn't really mind anymore. I was more concentrated on the girl and the action happening with her, more than noticing what the other guy was doing.

At any moment I felt free to leave the session, and several times left for a moment of relax in the lobby upstairs. Had some drink and went down again I would say I did that 2-3 time in my two hours time.

Another thing I noticed, the men did not seem to speak each other at all and nobody spoke to me even in the lobby, the only guy I had a brief chat was the bodyguard.On the other hand, the girls do speak and chat with each other, they do seem to have real fun while doing their job.

When my 2 h time was almost over, two new girls joined, one was a sort of Brasilian, was exactly my type and I felt bad I had to leave, but -luckily enough- or she felt I liked her or it was a coincidence, I do not know, the fact is that she grabbed my arm (we were standing and proceeding in different directions) and I could immediately have a session with her. It was a simple missionary position, but long enough that I could finish and unload my last droplet, then a lady called my time.

Later when I was showering and preparing to go out, I saw the second girl, was a Japanese type girls, fantastic face, a 9 or 10 in my book. My party started in the early afternoon, I had the feeling that the best girls work in the evening.

Overall was a great experience to me, I was exhausted, I think I had sex with 5-6 girls in two hours time and I would judge each session a near-GFE. That is my experience, I would definitely repeat the first time I am in London again.

T. J.

[Rural Punter]

Having been at the same party as Jonners I felt the need to come on here. How do I know it was you. Well that's easy because you have done exactly what you threatened to do because you didn't get a reduction for an utterly spurious reason.

As a veteran of over 100 parties I spotted you from the off. Behaving like gods gift to the girls but not remotely bothered to really engage with the party. Like you were there to be entertained but couldn't be bothered to make an effort.

I personally had sex in 5 positions and the girls were all young, drop dead gorgeous, energetic and full of enthusiasm. Just like always! There is no anal or dp and never has been at LMP as it does not suit the party scene most of us are looking for.

You know I don't think you could really get it up, you are jaded by life, sex or whatever so when after a few BJ's and a poor attempt at sex you decided to leave early and asked for a reduction. Understandably them explained to you that this was not acceptable so you paid up grudgingly and said 'expect a negative review'.

You have now done that but it is entirely unfair and not what forums are for. Most if not all on here do not want to see the result of someone making themselves feel better by unfairly berating another rather than just accepting they were the poor performer.

My advice to you is to stay away, keep your counsel if you cannot be honest and reflect on what you have written and retract it. Do you want to read lying reviews on the next place you might choose to visit because I certainly don't.