General Reports

[Captain Solo]

Jinx,

ST rooms for bar girls are always 30 min. The bro gave the meseros 1,000 pesos or $50. He brought back just small change. So he paid $50 for the room. I don't think Jalos raised prices. The mesero knew he was a noob and liked that girls, so he padded the bill. He had a hot session, so it was worth extra money to him. It just pissed me off that Chicago workers would look for every chance to cheat their customers. HK and Cascada tend to be straighter. Have not heard of price gouging.

You don't want to buy buckets for the girls in the room as there is not enough time for them to drink all those bottles. If they drink them all their bladders would be so full and get so drunk they won't be horny for sex. Then they would squirt out a stinky golden shower and mess up the whole room. Damn disgusting. It's better to buy them Tequila shots. They would get drunk and feel sexy, but not too full that they can't do their sex job hehe.

[Jinxx]

And A K.

Looks like you had some very hot sessions.

This frisky spinner with blue hair and braces, what's her name? Her home town? Very nice you got BBFS with her. After the chicas get to know you some, BBFS is usually available.

Chicago is ripping you off with the $30ST room. They are stupid. I would never pay that much.

Glad you had a hot time.

I don't know why they would quote $30 for a half hour room, maybe they were quoting a one hour rate? But the bucket of 5 ficha drinks with the room price included seems like a good deal, that is if you intended to buy the 5 fichas in the first place. You save $18 by getting the room for free.

[Goyo61]

I got this little Spanish phrase book related to sex / love etc. Lot of fun related sayings in Spanish.

Spanish Phrase of the Day.

Correte fuera. Don't come in my mouth.

G.

[Goyo61]

Great report.

G.

Can't really remember anything from day 5 so going to skip to day 6 actually this time.

TLDR: good session with a door girl Wendy as a repeat. Bad session with a door girl. One of the best sessions of my life with a girl from Chicago.

Started off my day around 9:30-10 ish. Took a lap around the block checking for chicas. Found 2 right away that peaked my interest (including Wendy) but curiosity got the best of me and I decided to finish to lap to see if I could do better. Didn't end up finding anyone else interesting and by the time I got back to the first spot, both girls were already gone. Decided to go to AZUL for a drink and wait for them to come back. Sat on the patio overlooking the alley until I saw the first one come back. Decided to give it another couple minutes so I wasn't getting immediate sloppy seconds. Of course by the time I get down there to talk to her, another guy had swooped in and took her. Lesson of the day, don't miss out on something good because of the idea that something better might come along. Luckily for me, the second girl (Wendy) got back right then. Short petite girl with straight black hair and a dark tan. Pretty face but has kinda messed up teeth. I bring her up to cascada and we have a great session. Long BJ, multiple positions, moaning but no kissing. Only negatives was her stomach was kinda loose despite being super skinny (guessing from pregnancy at some point) and that the moans sounded kinda fake and no kissing but definitely good for a door girl. Gave her 400 and a 50 peso tip and went home to eat lunch. 7. 5/10 looks 7/10 session...

[Dogers69]

Does the VIP card automatically get me that and they can track it or do I have to print a bunch of the coupons from the website?

You have to show the card at the desk and they keep track. I hit about 40 free vip drinks on 1 vip card. It shows on computer. Sometimes I'd walk into hk just for my drink when I was in Tijuana for other reasons. At any rate, by time covid is done it will be years. I don't think the card gets you free drinks without an actual hk being open.

[Dogers69]

I'll just have to accept that you and I have very different experiences. The wait time apps all suck and very inaccurate. But I have found that the length of the line is very predictive. If the line goes all the way to the taxi drop off point, you are waiting an hour or so.

As for the line cutters, yes they are annoying. The most guilty parties, in my experience, are generally elderly females who take advantage. 75%? Come on, get real man. If I see it happen once each visit, that's about it. Annoying? Yes. Adding hours to the wait time? No. And you'd rather get robbed? Give it a rest! I hope newbies take that into consideration when they assign credibility to what people report.

I've asked you this before but if every visit you make ends with these horror stories, why bother?

People only notice what they are looking for. If you stand there, watch everyone who goes in front of you, then cuts into the line, on days you stand there for hour half, very easily you will see 3 dozen line cutters, not including medical pass, which, for the scammers, is only profitable when the line gets long. The medical pass scammers sell probably 1 ticket every 7 seconds if you watch them being sold. Again, if your not upset or don't care about lines, you won't notice all this activity. They don't write articles on this issue in major newspapers for no reason. It's a big problem.

[DeepXliv]

You can't use coupons for the girls drinks. They have different bottles like a 3 ed the size of a beer. I don't know if the one coupon can get you a free drink besides beer. The vip card is good for actual drink. Its useful In the morning they give you a huge orange juice if that's what you want. So if you go 9 am then you can get a beer 915 pm.

Does the VIP card automatically get me that and they can track it or do I have to print a bunch of the coupons from the website?

[Dcrist0527]

I've only returned through the border once that wasnt at night, which was a week ago and it was 1. 5 hours. The thing is, the locals said its every day. It was 7 am. Then I took uber to otay border and locals say it's also every day now. Both were 1. 5 hours based in the look of the 1st border, the fact that the only people getting through or even moving were paying the 7 dollar scam fee, . I'm not big on line cutting, where I'm from you cut a line it's a fist fight, even a grandma will fight you in ny for cutting a line. So it's hard to watch the mexican nonchalance with the line cutting. It was always 15 to 20% line cutters with friends finding their friends on line, and now with the medical pass scam, the 1 border closed, from websites not run by our government the wait times show very long lines. The us border patrol gets its wait times on length of line which is useless because you are not accounting for the 75% line cutting. I'd rather get robbed in mexico than watch line cutting for two hours knowing I can't yell at these people as a visitor. Theres also news articles explaining alot mexicans sleep in their car now in San Diego because they don't want to wait in line hours in the morning. Mexico needs to eliminate this line cutting its hurting their business they lose 1200 a month from me alone.

I'll just have to accept that you and I have very different experiences. The wait time apps all suck and very inaccurate. But I have found that the length of the line is very predictive. If the line goes all the way to the taxi drop off point, you are waiting an hour or so.

As for the line cutters, yes they are annoying. The most guilty parties, in my experience, are generally elderly females who take advantage. 75%? Come on, get real man. If I see it happen once each visit, that's about it. Annoying? Yes. Adding hours to the wait time? No. And you'd rather get robbed? Give it a rest! I hope newbies take that into consideration when they assign credibility to what people report.

I've asked you this before but if every visit you make ends with these horror stories, why bother?

[Captain Solo]

And A K.

Looks like you had some very hot sessions.

This frisky spinner with blue hair and braces, what's her name? Her home town? Very nice you got BBFS with her. After the chicas get to know you some, BBFS is usually available.

Chicago is ripping you off with the $30ST room. They are stupid. I would never pay that much.

Glad you had a hot time.

Small and petite in a skin tight dress and heels. Dyed blue hair (thought it was blonde the night before) and an insane ass. It wasn't too big but it was perfectly firm and supple and filled out her dress so nicely. Apparently it was her turn to dance on the pole. She queues up 3 songs with the DJ and just goes off. Most of the girls just did the standard dancing around the pole and shaking their ass but this girls routine was New Orleans strip club level. She was climbing the pole, spinning upside down, and do gymnast like things, it was a show. Oh and she was also.

[Dogers69]

Nice! I'm assuming these are just for me and I still have to buy the girl a ficha unless I tip the waiter? The bogo doesn't specify a beer so can I use it for anything like a shot?

You can't use coupons for the girls drinks. They have different bottles like a 3 ed the size of a beer. I don't know if the one coupon can get you a free drink besides beer. The vip card is good for actual drink. Its useful In the morning they give you a huge orange juice if that's what you want. So if you go 9 am then you can get a beer 915 pm.

[Dogers69]

I've got to ask, because I keep reading about these 2 hour waits. How often do you cross? I have crossed on foot at least 10 times in the last 2 months. With one exception (1.5 hours when their system was down), my waits have been 15 minutes or often less. I've crossed as early as 6 AM (that was when their systems were down) and all hours of the day. Wait times are notoriously unpredictable. But having crossed a lot in the last several weeks, I would not characterize the waits as typically 2 hours.

I've only returned through the border once that wasnt at night, which was a week ago and it was 1. 5 hours. The thing is, the locals said its every day. It was 7 am. Then I took uber to otay border and locals say it's also every day now. Both were 1. 5 hours based in the look of the 1st border, the fact that the only people getting through or even moving were paying the 7 dollar scam fee, . I'm not big on line cutting, where I'm from you cut a line it's a fist fight, even a grandma will fight you in ny for cutting a line. So it's hard to watch the mexican nonchalance with the line cutting. It was always 15 to 20% line cutters with friends finding their friends on line, and now with the medical pass scam, the 1 border closed, from websites not run by our government the wait times show very long lines. The us border patrol gets its wait times on length of line which is useless because you are not accounting for the 75% line cutting. I'd rather get robbed in mexico than watch line cutting for two hours knowing I can't yell at these people as a visitor. Theres also news articles explaining alot mexicans sleep in their car now in San Diego because they don't want to wait in line hours in the morning. Mexico needs to eliminate this line cutting its hurting their business they lose 1200 a month from me alone.

[DeepXliv]

Monday Tuesday there are coupons for 2 free beers. Therea also. BUy 1 get 1 free coupons for the other days. VIP card givea you a free drink every 12 hours. I've had about 20 beers in the states in the last year and a half and probably 300 in Mexico. Once the beer is free or 1 dollar on revolution I cant pay 7 dollars a beer at us bars anymore

Nice! I'm assuming these are just for me and I still have to buy the girl a ficha unless I tip the waiter? The bogo doesn't specify a beer so can I use it for anything like a shot?

[NormalAsianKid]

Monday night.

Just to clarify, when I give ratings, the looks part includes their body, face, ass, tits etc as well as how they move / make it move etc. The session is all inclusive including looks and how they perform as well any drama occurring and how easy everything was to set up etc.

Took it easy on Sunday so not much to report. Started off Monday with some breakfast at AZUL on the patio watching the street scene. Saw a girl I had been wanting to try but Wendy who I've seen 2-3 times now was also standing nearby so I decide to wait and take my time with breakfast in hopes that she gets taken. I wait a little longer than I would've liked but she's eventually scooped up and I head down to talk to a girl who's a little thicker than I normally go for (but not even close to overweight). She had long straight black hair and always wears a tight dress which happened to be pink this time. I think her name was Catalina but my memory sucks. She says it's 400 so I take her up to cascadas. She wanted the money up front but I flash her a bunch of bills and tell her I have money and I'll pay her after. She agrees and we get it on. She takes off her clothes and her body was tight. Flat tummy, big natural boobies and a big firm ass. We start and she says a BJ is going to be extra so I decide to forgo it since 95% of the BJs I've had with door girls here have been pretty bad and only lasts like 30 seconds before they stop. She jerks me off a little and it's enough to get me hard while I play with her boobs. She hopes on for CG and she's a solid ride. Best part was how she looked doing it. After a while, we switch to doggy and she hits me with the only 2 positions. This was annoying I was already pretty close from CG so I think whatever and don't argue and just pound her from behind. I couldn't decide which view was better but without a choice of switching positions again to find out, I end up busting in doggy. The session could've been better but I was definitely happy with my choice. I ended up giving her a 50 peso tip as an investment in the future hoping she'll be more accommodating next time. Was definitely hoping to repeat but never got to. 8/10 looks 7/10 session.

Switched my hotel room back to cascada since it was Monday so I got the discounted jacuzzi room. Set up a hotel room session with the hot blue haired dancer from Chicago. Apparently she was staying at hotel Gloria so was real close. Ended up coming over at 5 pm (about an hour after she said she was which annoyed me since I had plans to meet up with people later that night). So the weird thing was that we didn't talk any details about the length of the session or how much I was going to pay her (same as Saturday night at Chicago) so I wasn't too sure what to expected. Probably 150-200 $ for 2-3 hours? Anyways, she gets in and immediately starts kissing me so we start hooking up. I undress her and start going down on her for a while until she cums. She's super sensitive and responsive to the touch, it's awesome. Then she lets me lay down and and takes my boxers off. I'm ready for her to put on a condom and return the favor after going down on her and BAM. BBBJ. I couldn't believe she went for it without me asking after not doing it Saturday night. It felt so much better. I was actually kinda surprised at how good she was given that she still had braces on her top teeth. After a nice long BBBJ, she works her way back up my body and we start making out again. As were making out, I start rubbing my hard cock against her pussy wondering if she'll let me go in raw. She asks me if I have a condom and I don't. She laughs and says that's what everyone says and pulls one out of her purse. On it goes and we get it on. It was an amazing session me trying a couple positions I haven't before (laying down doggy, and spoon where she's facing me? Wow 9. 75/10 session (not quite 10/10 but as close as it could be, definitely better than the 9. 75 from Saturday night though). We lay there exhaust and I wonder if she was going to leave after that. Instead she tells me she's hungry so we order food from AZUL. We have a drink while we're waiting and I ask her if she smokes and she says she loves it and pulls out a little kit from her purse including a grinder, roller and papers. We smoke and eat and start watching TV. I start wondering how long the sessions going to last at this point hoping I can get 2 fucks in so I ask her when she has to go to work tonight and she says she's not going in (awesome). We finish our food, and the movie and then smoke some more and move onto round 2. Round 2 was more of the same with me asking to go raw and her turning me down. Got to shoot your shot right? Still an amazing session though. At this point I realize she's planning on staying over and I get a little paranoid that she's going to rob me in the middle of the night while I'm asleep. However the alohchol and weed and all the fucking gets us and we both pass out pretty early (maybe 10-11-12? I think she fell asleep first but I'm not sure. Anyways, woke up pretty early and was happy to see I wasn't robbed. 11 AM comes by and she's still sleeping and checkout is at 1 PM for me so I decide to wake her up by going down on her. She wakes up pretty quickly but I keep going, I must've been down there for like 10 minutes with how much she was loving it. Then I get back up and start kissing her and grinding / dry humping her which she was super into. It was honestly turning me on a ton and got me so hard that I decide to not ask for a BJ and go for raw one more time. I pull my shorts off and start rubbing my hard cock on her pussy lips. This time she doesn't tell me we need a condom and just like that BAM. BBFS. Now contrary to how it sounds, I don't normally like to rawdog hookers. This was only my second time doing it but I kinda got a feeling that she was a little more innocent and newer to this scene and would be safe? (I'm probably just trying to rationalize it to myself but I think I'm fine, I hope.) Anyways, she's super tight so I have to go super slow. She's moaning and gasping anyways and I didn't realize how much better it would feel and don't last nearly as long as I normally do / would've liked to. I end up busting on her stomach after a while but wish I had made it through a couple more positions. Amazing session but wish I had one more shot with her before I left. She ends up having to leave soon after this since she had a nail appointment at 1 PM. We still hadn't talked about money and at this point, I was wondering if she was even going to ask me. Haha of course she was, as she leaves she asks me to give her some money. She didn't specify how much so I gave her 2000 pesos which she didn't count and put straight into her purse. Damn, if only I had met this girl earlier in the trip.

All in all, I'the say it was a successful trip. Had 3 girls that I really liked, a couple that were just bad and a bunch of ones I probably won't remember. 2500 $ for my 8 days here in Tijuana. Can't wait to come back once Covid blows over. Thank you to all the board members who met up with me and helped me out while I was there. Hope I see you guys again.

[NormalAsianKid]

Can't really remember anything from day 5 so going to skip to day 6 actually this time.

TLDR: good session with a door girl Wendy as a repeat. Bad session with a door girl. One of the best sessions of my life with a girl from Chicago.

Started off my day around 9:30-10 ish. Took a lap around the block checking for chicas. Found 2 right away that peaked my interest (including Wendy) but curiosity got the best of me and I decided to finish to lap to see if I could do better. Didn't end up finding anyone else interesting and by the time I got back to the first spot, both girls were already gone. Decided to go to AZUL for a drink and wait for them to come back. Sat on the patio overlooking the alley until I saw the first one come back. Decided to give it another couple minutes so I wasn't getting immediate sloppy seconds. Of course by the time I get down there to talk to her, another guy had swooped in and took her. Lesson of the day, don't miss out on something good because of the idea that something better might come along. Luckily for me, the second girl (Wendy) got back right then. Short petite girl with straight black hair and a dark tan. Pretty face but has kinda messed up teeth. I bring her up to cascada and we have a great session. Long BJ, multiple positions, moaning but no kissing. Only negatives was her stomach was kinda loose despite being super skinny (guessing from pregnancy at some point) and that the moans sounded kinda fake and no kissing but definitely good for a door girl. Gave her 400 and a 50 peso tip and went home to eat lunch. 7. 5/10 looks 7/10 session.

After lunch, I decide to get a massage in my hotel. 20 $ for an hour long massage, no extras but it was actually a good massage which was awesome. Went out for round 2 and ran into the 2 super hot girls (not from this morning) again. Decided to finish my lap so I walked past them but then remembered my lesson from before and turned around. The hotter girl who asked me for 400 no BJ one position /2000 full service was already gone. Her friend tells me 40 $ for her this time (down from 50 $ last time) but I decide to move on and check the rest of the loop. I do a couple laps without finding anyone great and end up deciding on this 20 yo tiny girl with a tan and curly black hair and an old brick phone. She didn't speak any English but somehow managed to communicate 300 for her and 100 for the room. I can tell that it's probably going to be bad at this point but I'm tired of walking around so I decide to gamble. Once in the room, she tells me pay her first and I'm too tired to argue or leave so I gamble once again. She keeps her top on, puts a condom on me and hops on. Not the worst session I've had but was pretty bad. Will definitely not repeat. 5/10 looks 4/10 session.

I sadly go home and take a long nap as I'm meeting up with a BM later that night to bar hop. We start off at rizo around 9 pm. The door guy took us to a table in one of the rooms that had a couple hot girls but we've always been at the other room so I stupidly ask if we can sit in the other room. He moved us to the corner of the other room which turned out to have a lot fewer chicks in it. Eventually one hot blonde girl walks in so I make eye contact and smile. Unfortunately she walks straight to a guy with a neck tattoo (guessing a regular) and I know better than to mess with someone who has a neck tattoo so that was our queue to check out a different bar. We make our way to HK which is really packed with both girls and guys. There's 5-6 really hot girls and probably 30 others who are good but not worth the price. Unfortunately it's so packed that we can't find any seating so we decide to bounce after 1 drink and go to check out Chicago and come back later.

The door guy leads us to one of the rooms and we grab some seats near the stage. The thing I like about Chicago that the other bars don't have is a stripper stage (although very small) for a girl to dance on. There was only like 5-6 girls in our room, mostly 6's or lower but they make rounds and I was hoping to see the hottie I saw here yesterday but didn't get a chance to talk to. After a couple beers, she walks in. Small and petite in a skin tight dress and heels. Dyed blue hair (thought it was blonde the night before) and an insane ass. It wasn't too big but it was perfectly firm and supple and filled out her dress so nicely. Apparently it was her turn to dance on the pole. She queues up 3 songs with the DJ and just goes off. Most of the girls just did the standard dancing around the pole and shaking their ass but this girls routine was New Orleans strip club level. She was climbing the pole, spinning upside down, and do gymnast like things, it was a show. Oh and she was also really good at shaking her ass too. I thought to myself, if she was anywhere near as good on my pole as she was on that pole, I was in for a treat. I apologize for that terrible joke. She finishes dancing and I buy her a drink. We start dancing and making out, and she's making me finger her and it just confirmed to me once again that I was definitely going to fuck her. She didn't really speak any English but we somehow made it work between my very broken Spanish and her body language. It felt like it took her 20 minutes to finish her drink with how long we were hanging out for and I finally ask her if she wants to go to a room. She calls over one of the waiters who tells me it's 30 $ for a room but if I buy a bucket of 5 fichas, the room is free. I can't tell if he's lying or not but this girls got me good so obviously I buy the bucket. I give the waiter 1000 and he brings me back 70 pesos (I think) so I'm pretty sure he just pocketed the other 130 or more if there's a discount on the buckets. But I decide not to make a deal out of it cause of the girl. So we continue drinking, dancing, making out and her giving me lap dances for what must've been 2-3 hours. Finally she can't take it anymore and asks to go to the room now. The waiter brings us to our free room which has AC thankfully cause we're both sweaty from dancing the past couple hours. The waiter brings us condoms and soap and lube and says it's 6 $ (pretty sure another scam but I wasn't going to make a fuss over 6 $ at this point) so I pay him and he leaves. Me and the girl shower together and then proceed to one of my best sessions ever. I start by going down on her to which she is very responsive, moaning and clamping my head with her legs which gets me hard. After a while, I move back up her body and start making out again. She then puts on the condom and starts gives me an incredible BJ. I tell her I have to have her and she climbs on top (no lube needed). She hops on top and I was pleasantly surprised by how incredibly tight she was. It was so tight that it hurt slightly to squeeze my dick in and for the first 2-3 pumps and I definitely would not consider myself to have a huge penis. After a couple pumps and she's use to it, she rides me like a champ, switching angles and speeds. She cums. Simply Amazing. We transition to her riding me while I'm sitting up on the bed. Then to mish and then to doggy where she cums again. We get a knock on the door and she yells to them that we're almost done. So we switch back to CG (seems like this is the position I tend to finish in most often) and she twerks on my dick, going back and forth till I bust in the condom. Wow what a session. 8. 5/10 looks. 9. 75/10 session. (Comparatively, the blonde girl I had from HK was slightly better looking but this girl was so horny and freaky and genuinely into it that the session was better). 100 $ for her.

[Dcrist0527]

Last Saturday a gringo forgot his that he. Bought the day before. They made him buy another one. Much of Mexico is. Based on what's good for me and my group. Border patrol wants money even if it hurts local business. Just like the police let people sell medical passes to walk back to USA cut line. That turns a 45 minute line into almost 2 hours if you don't pay. If one er get a passport I'll have to get Sentri soon after before I get into a fight because if someone cuts the line, being from the east coast of usa, it's a problem and will lead to a fight. But the whole mexican line is cutting. People just walk and find someone they know and cut you. Medical pass cutters. Sentri. Its a bad situation right now with the border trying to get back. Don't return in the morning expecting to catch a flight it could be 2 hours and if something goes wrong could turn to 3 hpurs.

I've got to ask, because I keep reading about these 2 hour waits. How often do you cross? I have crossed on foot at least 10 times in the last 2 months. With one exception (1.5 hours when their system was down), my waits have been 15 minutes or often less. I've crossed as early as 6 AM (that was when their systems were down) and all hours of the day. Wait times are notoriously unpredictable. But having crossed a lot in the last several weeks, I would not characterize the waits as typically 2 hours.