FKK Babylon (Hamburg)

[GTBoy1976]

I forgot to mention. If you have a chance to session with Lisa, I'd highly recommend it. She's very quiet and shy, but she's very nice in the room. I don't remember any attempts at upsell. I remember how great I felt DATY with such a beautiful girl. She seemed to really enjoy the whole experience.

[GTBoy1976]

Does anyone know is Lisa is still working at the club? I will be in Hamburg in a few weeks, and I was wondering if Lisa is still there. She's Hungarian who used to be a model. I still remember how awestruck I was when I first saw her. Tall and beautiful with a perfect body. Beautiful breasts (fake). I'd love to see her again.

[OlgaVaz]

Another older guy showed up after me and sat with the only two women on the couch. He went with the older, slimmer one. I sat next to the other one and had a conversation before heading to the zimmer. Tanned, curvy, big tits, but forgot her name.
I took on the original woman I saw on the couch. She was older MILFy but friendly from Albania.

Just remembered. Denisa and Maria.

[OlgaVaz]

First time in Hamburg, had a nice time at some of the tourist activities and wanted to do some more adult activities. Kinda like this city over my past visits to Frankfurt.

Visited FKK Babylon because it was close to the downtown. I only had the early Wednesday afternoon free and arrive at 12:30 pm. I could tell I was the first customer with locker number 1 (and no one else was inside besides two women in bikinis). The place is nice and bright with the main indoor bar area opened up the exterior. There was an ice cold indoor pool flanked by wet and dry sauna's. Entry, showers and zimmer to one side and the cafeteria was at the far end. Wallet locker at the main entry. Pretty nice place but not as elaborately decorated as Sharks or Oase. I had a drink and explored the place. Another older guy showed up after me and sat with the only two women on the couch. He went with the older, slimmer one. I sat next to the other one and had a conversation before heading to the zimmer. Tanned, curvy, big tits, but forgot her name. From Romania abut has lived in Germany most of her life. Negotiated E100 hh price for everything and went to town. LFK, BBBJ, DATY, CFS, CG, doggie, mish. Not a clock watcher but we were right on time. Headed to wallet locker with her. She was comfortable walking around naked because she was hot and the 4 guys checking in took notice. Had some time to relax, eat and watch music videos as others started trickling in. Within the hour 4 other women and 6 patrons showed up. I wanted to take a new women with a hot body but she and another AA was doing some heavy negotiating with two Arab guys from Dubai. Sounds like everyone was frustrated with the 2 on 2 pricing. All the ladies seem to have their bikinis on instead of walking around naked here. I took on the original woman I saw on the couch. She was older MILFy but friendly from Albania. Same price and activities. She seemed to also enjoy DFK and my finger in her ass while in doggie. Paid and headed back to downtown. Fun time, nice place, but I was probably there too early to get the A-Team. Now expensive since my last trip to the Frankfurt area clubs. Probably will try other clubs before returning to this one.

[Danny227]

LOL on people come to fuck not relax. Total BS. Its an FKK. Of course we come for both.

I just realized what you meant by low ceilings and clay colourdecor at Artemis. You are spot on. Thats just dull. Never thoughy about in my two years there but now that you bought it up it will stick. I do have to apologize on that front with regards to my review of them being so awesome. I never considered atmosphere.

All in all when you are a regular at one of these places it just feels like home so its difficult to generalize.

I still remember how rude one of the receptionists at Artemis was in 2017 when I started visiting. The older hag. She was just uncooperative and once even told me over the phone that one of the girls I liked wasnt there that particular day and I skipped the visit. Found out later on that she was in fact there.

Oh well. Happy mongering.

You mean short black hair receptionist, voice run down by cigarettes, slim and quite tall? Yeah. She can get impatient sometimes.

Artemis is cool as long as you have a good session. The big difference from hessen and nrw clubs is that it is tourist oriented vs hessen and nrw which are either roughly equal amount (sharks, Oase) or dominated by locals (GT, LR).

That factor effects service in many instances. Hamburg Babylon has both tourists and locals, but Harmony and Atmos are dominated by locals.

For atmosphere, at the moment, Artemis is really sad. Girls are a bit extreme in their gold rush.

I still didn't lose hope though, but at the moment a sharp decline from previous years.

And, unlike most people I actually like their food.

Happy fucking, absolutely.

[SoberWorld]

Good report! Thanks! Yes, the blonde at reception is nice as long as it ends with keys, payment and directions. I felt like the same until I asked a question or had a clarification point. I also remember her for quite a few years. One of her statements to me was:"people come here to fuck and not to relax" and I think that says enough. When I gently countered this statement she got aggressive.

Anyhow, Elen is quite attractive and can have a good conversation. Did you agree 70 and pay her 60 or that is a typo?

The Artemis facility is one of the better FKK even though I am not a fan of the low ceiling and smoke sauna in the lounge as well as the clay colors outdoors (no green) as well as crude guest behavior at times. Facility is a no contest no basis for comparison even. Girl service is quite good and I feel less upsell stress than in Artemis. The convention that staying longer grants you some increased level of service holds at Babylon better while at Artemis with the vast majority of girls it doesn't hold. Hence, kissing, licking, BBBJ etc are all extra service charges. Girls aim at 100 for every 30 minutes no matter how long you stay. 200 per hour is too expensive. I met a guy who paid for every 30 minutes session 160 euro (60430, BBBJ and CIM) and then he noted that he didn't want to add another 50 for licking or kissing. Of course this case is extreme on the upsell side, but nevertheless a good example.

LOL on people come to fuck not relax. Total BS. Its an FKK. Of course we come for both.

I just realized what you meant by low ceilings and clay colourdecor at Artemis. You are spot on. Thats just dull. Never thoughy about in my two years there but now that you bought it up it will stick. I do have to apologize on that front with regards to my review of them being so awesome. I never considered atmosphere.

All in all when you are a regular at one of these places it just feels like home so its difficult to generalize.

I still remember how rude one of the receptionists at Artemis was in 2017 when I started visiting. The older hag. She was just uncooperative and once even told me over the phone that one of the girls I liked wasnt there that particular day and I skipped the visit. Found out later on that she was in fact there.

Oh well. Happy mongering.

[Danny227]

Firstly let me clarify that the lady in the reception was sweet and not at all rude. I guess it depends on what your experience or expectations are from a place like this. I didn't have any questions so I just went in. Cost 65 euros for entry and* I was there at 9:30 pm on a Wednesday.

The change rooms were big but the lock system and storage can do with an upgrade.

Good report! Thanks! Yes, the blonde at reception is nice as long as it ends with keys, payment and directions. I felt like the same until I asked a question or had a clarification point. I also remember her for quite a few years. One of her statements to me was:"people come here to fuck and not to relax" and I think that says enough. When I gently countered this statement she got aggressive.

Anyhow, Elen is quite attractive and can have a good conversation. Did you agree 70 and pay her 60 or that is a typo?

The Artemis facility is one of the better FKK even though I am not a fan of the low ceiling and smoke sauna in the lounge as well as the clay colors outdoors (no green) as well as crude guest behavior at times. Facility is a no contest no basis for comparison even. Girl service is quite good and I feel less upsell stress than in Artemis. The convention that staying longer grants you some increased level of service holds at Babylon better while at Artemis with the vast majority of girls it doesn't hold. Hence, kissing, licking, BBBJ etc are all extra service charges. Girls aim at 100 for every 30 minutes no matter how long you stay. 200 per hour is too expensive. I met a guy who paid for every 30 minutes session 160 euro (60430, BBBJ and CIM) and then he noted that he didn't want to add another 50 for licking or kissing. Of course this case is extreme on the upsell side, but nevertheless a good example.

[SoberWorld]

Firstly let me clarify that the lady in the reception was sweet and not at all rude. I guess it depends on what your experience or expectations are from a place like this. I didn't have any questions so I just went in. Cost 65 euros for entry and* I was there at 9:30 pm on a Wednesday.

The change rooms were big but the lock system and storage can do with an upgrade.

The shower area was just besides but compared to FKK Artemis were lacking in standards seriously. *.

Went out to the lounge and there were about 15 women and around 10 men. Stayed that way throughout*the night.

Sat down and had a short conversation in English with a Moldovan blonde with awesome breasts. She was polite and explained that the place was busy on Tuesday but not so today. She was sweet but I didn't feel the need to take her.

My first was a Romanian Elen (I think) skinny and tall. 70 euros for 30 minutes and no unnecessary upsell. She was ferocious and stunning. Blonde long hair and spoke English well. Was equally exciting in bed and we did it for 25 minutes and it was good. No goodbye kiss after paying her 60. LOL.

Decided to spend some time outside since it was really hot.

My next was a Russian Katarina (I think) which had ample bosoms and was curvaceous. I made the mistake of not asking details. Got carried away. In the room I remembered and she said 60 normal sex and no touching her boobs or kissing her body and guy on top sex. My mistake for not checking before hand. I explained I was fine with that though I should have asked before. I didn't want to leave so said it's all good. She settled in and gave me a good BJ and licked my body a bit which meant she was comfortable. Proceeded to have sex and finished in 20 minutes. She moaned a bit and licked my neck and nipples and kissed me as well so it was a good. Paid her 70 and got a kiss to boot.

My last one was another tall Russian with massive boobs and a tiny waist with 12 inch heels. Was shorter in bed. 60 euros 30 minutes and she was the best of the three. Unfortunately I didn't get her name since I just wanted to have sex. She was on top and rode me for a good 6 mi utes and changed to reverse cowgirl and finished in missionary.

All in all I would give the place 6 out of 10 for ambience and maybe 4 for the women. FKK Artemis wins hands down 10 out of 10 for me just so that you know what I compare this to. On behaviour of the women I would give them an 8. They give you your space and don't hassle you at all. I like that.

The bar tender was gorgeous and very polite as well.

I went down to reepersbahn but it was dead. And I mean totally dead. No crowds and no life. I was tempted to try the pink ladies place but I prefer an FKK to those brothels.

[Danny227]

So I managed to get along. Not very impressed if this is the typical FKK scene. The facilities and food where great and the girls ranged from average to very attractive.

The problem was coming from Spain and the nightclub / brothels there the interaction with the women here is almost non existent. Most men seem to sit alone or with friends. Occasionally a woman will ask if you interested to go to room, if not they leave you alone.

In Spain the girls are far more interactive and friendly. They literally come up to you start playing with your junk, grabbing your hands letting you squeeze there boobs and ass Etc. Joking with you and much more sociable. They come up often and real touchy feely. It's almost as if you are getting some services without even going to the room. Maybe that's just the Spanish culture whereas Germans a bit more stand off.

Though the girls not tied to the nationality of the club so not sure.

If all FKK are like this I'll stick to Spain in future far more of a fun night out, though if you just want to go to a room then guess it doesn't matter so much.

Is it a coincidence that everyone is quoting the rude blonde in the reception? This club is shit for service. Guys, be blunt: it is just terrible. Friday night and it is empty. No wonder, 7 girls and reception does everything but say: go home and never come back. This is hard to say, but Artemis is gold next to this.

[RatherBigOne]

So I managed to get along. Not very impressed if this is the typical FKK scene. The facilities and food where great and the girls ranged from average to very attractive.

The problem was coming from Spain and the nightclub / brothels there the interaction with the women here is almost non existent. Most men seem to sit alone or with friends. Occasionally a woman will ask if you interested to go to room, if not they leave you alone.

In Spain the girls are far more interactive and friendly. They literally come up to you start playing with your junk, grabbing your hands letting you squeeze there boobs and ass Etc. Joking with you and much more sociable. They come up often and real touchy feely. It's almost as if you are getting some services without even going to the room. Maybe that's just the Spanish culture whereas Germans a bit more stand off.

Though the girls not tied to the nationality of the club so not sure.

If all FKK are like this I'll stick to Spain in future far more of a fun night out, though if you just want to go to a room then guess it doesn't matter so much.

Also the reception woman seemed a bit moody and unhelpful, some girl also seemed a bit rude as I hadn't gone with anyone and made rude comment when I finally left. Well I paid my entry and ate food and enjoyed facilities and the bar. Not sure what her problem was?

I went to the brothel houses in Reeperbahn and found women just as attractive for similar prices without entry fee. Service was decent enough though no blowjob without condom which was possible in FKK if I recall correctly again in Spain no condom blowjob also common. Girls were going on about laws in Germany for condom blowjobs.

I'd visit the German brothels on Reeperbahn again though condom blowjob somewhat an issue.

[RatherBigOne]

Thanks for that! Maybe I was being a bit uptight and stressed. Look forward to it now! Cheers.

[Massimoweb]

Hi there,

I plan my first ever FKK trip shortly to FKK Babylon as it is most convenient for my Hamburg trip.

I am keen to use the facilities but I'm a rather shy guy. I'm happy to walk about in swim shorts but not naked. How does the club work. They give you a robe / towel but expect you to be naked under it. That is of course fine also, and I could use towel in steam room and sauna to cover my privates?

But when I want to use swimming pool is it possible I can wear swim shorts? Also is the pool warm?

I plan a whole day trip to make use of facilities during day and lunch and maybe sunbathe outside. Then at night come back for buffet and eating.

I'm not even sure if I will go with any girl, though I probably will end up with 2 or 3 knowing me, which is good for me but not my bank. Is it a problem to lounge about all day and not be paying for sex? Of course I would have paid my entry so they can't complain?

Also, there won't be other nude guys swimming in pool will there or nude guys in sauna and steam room. Nude girls is cool, guys with swimwear or towels is good but if nude guys I don't think I'd even go in so that ruins that.

Thanks.

It is simple. You pay the entry fee, than you are free to spend your time as you prefer, no obligation to go with the girls.

If you want to wear swimming shorts, nobody will care.

If, in the sauna, you will see other nude men, simply do not enter or go out.

To summarize, relax! It is not a war!

[Sirioja]

Hi there,

I plan my first ever FKK trip shortly to FKK Babylon as it is most convenient for my Hamburg trip.

I am keen to use the facilities but I'm a rather shy guy. I'm happy to walk about in swim shorts but not naked. How does the club work. They give you a robe / towel but expect you to be naked under it. That is of course fine also, and I could use towel in steam room and sauna to cover my privates?

But when I want to use swimming pool is it possible I can wear swim shorts? Also is the pool warm?

I plan a whole day trip to make use of facilities during day and lunch and maybe sunbathe outside. Then at night come back for buffet and eating.

I'm not even sure if I will go with any girl, though I probably will end up with 2 or 3 knowing me, which is good for me but not my bank. Is it a problem to lounge about all day and not be paying for sex? Of course I would have paid my entry so they can't complain?.

So many have slip under towel or bathrobe, and even under shower they don't take off.

[RatherBigOne]

Hi there,

I plan my first ever FKK trip shortly to FKK Babylon as it is most convenient for my Hamburg trip.

I am keen to use the facilities but I'm a rather shy guy. I'm happy to walk about in swim shorts but not naked. How does the club work. They give you a robe / towel but expect you to be naked under it. That is of course fine also, and I could use towel in steam room and sauna to cover my privates?

But when I want to use swimming pool is it possible I can wear swim shorts? Also is the pool warm?

I plan a whole day trip to make use of facilities during day and lunch and maybe sunbathe outside. Then at night come back for buffet and eating.

I'm not even sure if I will go with any girl, though I probably will end up with 2 or 3 knowing me, which is good for me but not my bank. Is it a problem to lounge about all day and not be paying for sex? Of course I would have paid my entry so they can't complain?

Also, there won't be other nude guys swimming in pool will there or nude guys in sauna and steam room. Nude girls is cool, guys with swimwear or towels is good but if nude guys I don't think I'd even go in so that ruins that.

Thanks.

[Danny227]

Last Monday, after a boring business dinner, I decided to visit Babylon.

I arrived to the club around 10 pm, paid the entrance fee of 65 euro, received the usual materials (the slippers and the infamous white bathrobe) and entered to the main area.

The place was almost dead, but I did not expect anything different, as it was Monday.

Approx. 10 guys and 10-15 girls, some of them completely naked, some others in topless.

The average level of the girls was fairly high, with some gems..

Any recent updates on the "deadness" of Babylon.