Pattaya Reports

[Smoothy]

1. Line is not WhatsApp of "asia" but rather "south-east asia".

Whatsapp is far more popular than Line in Indonesia.

[Gargano19]

I am planning my next trip as a visit to Asia, specifically to Pattaya. Being the responsible monger I am I read back the forum from October of 2018, roughly 130 pages.

Currently I have read from pages 130 to 50 and I will summarize what I have learned from the hours I have spent reading this fountain of information.

I have 50 more pages to go, which I am sure will only add to my wealth of wisdom.

Armed with this wisdom I am going to tear Pattaya up, get all the good girls, save a bunch of money and make Pattaya my ***** as I make the city bend to my will due to my high level knowledge and insider secrets that I have obtained from the many good intentioned and less than honorable punters who spend their time sharing such pearls of wisdom. Thank you all for your contributions.

Armed with this knowledge, what could possibly go wrong?

I learned that Line is the WhatsApp of Asia. The location feature is country specific and not available in Thailand.

I learned there is a website called cupid, which is where you can hook up with "semi" pros that are pros at what they do.

I learned that Tinder in Thailand is for losers and freaks.

I learned that Bangcock vs Pattaya is an argument that is "to each his own". Comparing a big city vibe to a beach scene is silly but people still try to do it. It's the same silly argument everywhere, San Jose vs Jaco, Cartagena vs Medellin or Bogota, etc. A useless silly argument trying to claim an apple is better than an orange.

I learned that one's man's trash is another man's treasure. What one guy thinks is nice another thinks is trash and vice versa. The old adage still applies, opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink.

I learned that common pricing is as follows, skank beach walkers 500-1,000, average bar girls and freelancers 1,000 1,800 and hot go-go girls 2,000 4,000.

I learned that Russian girls are white, expensive and not good fucks.

I learned that many posters, or should I say posers, like to stir the shit on the board and offer no real, useful or informative information.

I learned that people ask stupid questions too often instead of doing the basic research themselves and spending a little time reading through the forum or watching a few You Tube videos.

I learned that pubic hair, commonly referred to as Bush, still grows on woman's private parts. Older men don't seem to mind it and sometimes prefer it. Younger guys don't like it, have no idea what that hair is and think it might be an Asian disease.

I learned that if a girl is telling you to try out her friend or trying to encourage you to another girl, it is because she doesn't want to fuck you. If you insist, you will be disappointed.

I learned that the Windmill is a disgusting place that men finger women for 10 baht and eat smelly pussy on stage. Cheap Charlie's like to go there and get cheap thrills with no intention of BF a girl.

I learned that prostate surgery will ruin your sex life.

I learned that Thailand is no different than mongering anywhere else in the world, performance is inversely proportionate to the costs.

I learned that cramps, especially leg cramps, can be avoided with water, salt and magnesium. Sex enhancing pills can cause cramping.

I learned that soapies suck unless you like soapies, then they are great.

I learned that you will be criticized if you pay too much, pay too little or don't pay at all and get free pussy instead. No matter what you did, you did it wrong.

I learned that mongers that overpay do so because of their egos, because they have no game or negotiation skills or a combination of both.

I learned that some posters / posers run their girls and some let their girls run them.

I learned that some people think the price is the same for everyone, like they are shopping at Macy's for a sweater. They don't grasp the concept that working girls are just woman that have likes and dislikes and charge accordingly.

I learned that it is not a good idea to get a suit tailor made.

I learned that some people travel half way around the world to pay the equivalent of $300 USD - $500 USD to bang a girl for an hour, pay for her drinks, food and entertainment and watch her sleep for the other 8 hours.

I learned that some people think it is wrong if you repeat with a girl that rocks your world and makes you happy, they feel you are obligated to bang a different girl every session. I suspect this is due to not having a lot of woman that want to repeat with them, so they have not seen the benefits that come with chemistry and the elevated comfort level that comes with repeats.

I learned that Krispy Kreme is available in Bangkok but not in Pattaya.

I learned that KFC and Taco Bell do not exist in Pattaya.

I learned that sex workers are lazy. They only want to fuck and do not like to clean rooms or wait tables instead.

I learned that "pro" is either short for Professional or Prostitute, which one you think it is depends on your education level and your ability to apply common sense.

I learned that smoking indoors causes smoke to be indoors.

I learned that a great story about your New Year's trip to Pattaya, should not be in December.

I learned that Cuba is a great place for GFE action, if you don't mind unsafe places, socialism and high crime.

I learned that Pattaya girls have a lot of bad tattoo's and plan on getting more.

I learned that some Thai woman adhere to their culture and do not shave their legs. Some guys don't mind and some guys think it's disgusting.

I learned that if her stage name is "Meow", she probably has 20 cats at home and best to take her to your hotel instead of going to her place where you might be butchered and fed to cats as cat food.

I learned that potholes reoccur on the streets of Pattaya in 3 months or less. I learned the reasons why potholes form and there is a tin foil hat conspiracy that some girls use a pick axe to create them to get you slow down in front of their bars.

I learned that too many mongers think you have to go to a bar to meet a girl, despite walking past 1,000's of girls to get the bar.

I learned that Vietnamese girls in Thailand are lousy lays but if you go to Vietnam, they are good lays.

I learned that like anywhere else in monger world, paying upfront is a bad idea and never works out.

I learned that Thai girls like to eat food. They like to order food and not eat the food. They like to eat the food but only if they ordered it. They like to watch food spoil. They only like to eat fresh food and not leftovers.

I learned that Jomtein is for gay guys.

I learned that Germany has white woman and most of them are shockingly from Europe.

I learned that you should ask a girl if she does anal before you agree to take her with you. It is also a good idea to ask her if she does anal before you try to actually put it in her ass. If you are going to do anal with a girl who doesn't like or want anal, have her do reverse cowgirl, somehow this is magical and she will suddenly want anal.

I learned that if you are of Indian decent, you will not get laid in Pattaya, unless of course, you actually make an effort to get laid in Pattaya, then it is no problem where you are from because it's about bar drinks, being civil and paying money to the girl for sex.

Great post.

Couple of things:

1. Line is not WhatsApp of "asia" but rather "south-east asia".

2. ThaiCupid can be great for those who have time to chat up the girl.

3. Good Viet can be found at soi 4 bars, just sitting there but not as bar girls. So no direct bar fine. Just go talk to them and ask for services (without being a creep ofcourse). Met 2 this month.

4. Yes Pattaya is tough for Indians, but just act like a guy who is there to spend money (and actually spend money) and it will be fine. And don't overpay for any service.

[EihTooms]

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There is absolutely no need to read the forum to gather information for a place like Pattaya/Bangkok. Any fool can go there on his own and figure things out easily by himself.

Once you arrive in the destination and take a look around the area enough to see where the bars, shops, clubs and girls are, hardly kept secret and takes about an hour in Pattaya and maybe 90 minutes in Bangkok, you'll have at least 95% of the information you'll need to get laid that day or night as a newbie as well as any decades long veteran of the area and contributor to these forums.

Yeah, it is useful to know the going rate in this or that venue or option, the length of time to expect for the money, what are the latest scams to avoid. But if someone is fine with basic condom covered full service and does not require much more than that to feel he has scored well, then virtually any and every P4P girl in Thailand is at your disposal and service for her going rate. And she will practically if not literally take you by the hand and guide you through the process even if you never heard of the Internet.

It gets a little trickier if you want or need something more than that kind of basic Thai style P4P fare, i.e. Anal, BBBJ+CIM, Rimming, etc. But even that kind of stuff is so well accepted as reasonable options they show up on shop and venue menus. There is no stigma or risk of serious push back for simply asking for it.

However, Bareback/BBFS is a different matter in Thailand for now. Getting that is a bit trickier and not so commonplace, quite a bit trickier and a relatively major challenge if you want or need to get an upfront agreement for it from the girl before you take her. But there is very little anyone can learn here for how to make that latter part happen, no clever patter or methods to ensure it will happen. You just have to go out there and start including it in your conversations with the girls, take the buzzkill hit when it doesn't work or go over well and see what works for you.

Things like where the best looking girls are, the wildest party atmosphere, the most fun to be had and all that can change from night to night if not hour to hour in these destinations. Field Reports are interesting to read as history or examples of that poster's pulp fiction porn writing skills but certainly don't predict the future for anyone else.

[Chris H]

No KFC or Taco Bell in Pattaya ws what he said. I'm not sure if there is or not, been many years since I've been to Pattaya. KFC in BKK is crap.

He pretty much nailed the rest on the head, it was a fun read.

No he didn't. His BS and lies about Cuba is completely out of line. He obviously doesn't learn well.

[Member #4698]

I agree. I wish I had said "I read" instead of "I learned" because I really did not learn much from the postings. I tried to be sarcastic enough to let the reader know that it was done a bit tongue in cheek.

But I am sure you subliminally absorbed a lot. Just remember that the most intricate and well made plans go out the window the minute you unpack and hit the sois. Pattaya is a wild & crazy smorgasbord of sex on demand. Know the general areas of interest like Walking Street, LK Metro, Soi 6, Beach Road among others, write down on a a piece of paper a few of the places that sounded the most interesting to you after having done the research, and their price ranges. Nothing can really prepare you for what you are about to experience. No two trips are the same. So all you have to do is show up and let the good times roll.

[SuperDuperMyse]

Hi all,

Can any one please give me the inputs about inr currency exchange in Pattaya.

I planned to load in my forex card but it is costing around 49 k inr for 20 k baht.

What if we exchange directly over there how much it costs me for 20 k baht.

And can we carry around 50 to 60 k inr or 20 to 30 k baht currency notes?? Any problems in airports.

Conversion from INR or USD is equally easier. Carrying forex card may be safe but you will have to pay for each withdrawl.

[Smoothy]

Peals of Wisdom. Being the responsible monger I am I read back the forum from October of 2018, roughly 130 pages.

I've been on this forum for around 20 years. I can't recall any information that actually helped me in mongering in Thailand. But I do like reading and sharing the stories as well as viewing the photos.

There is absolutely no need to read the forum to gather information for a place like Pattaya/Bangkok. Any fool can go there on his own and figure things out easily by himself.

[Mr Enternational]

Armed with this wisdom I am going to tear Pattaya up, get all the good girls, save a bunch of money and make Pattaya my ***** as I make the city bend to my will due to my high level knowledge and insider secrets that I have obtained from the many good intentioned and less than honorable punters who spend their time sharing such pearls of wisdom. Thank you all for your contributions.

I learned that you will be criticized if you pay too much, pay too little or don't pay at all and get free pussy instead. No matter what you did, you did it wrong.

Man that was post of the year. I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard and will put it in ROD. Only problem I see is that you should have put you read instead of you learned, because a lot of the info was either incorrect or outdated.

For years a buddy has been asking me, "Where did you get that chick?" My answer kept being Tinder, Tinder, Tinder. Two weeks ago he finally got on Tinder and now you can't get him to leave the house.

There are hot beach walkers and stank gogo girls you know? You can bargain with the beach walker, but the stankiest gogo chick is going to run you the same as the hottest one. I guess you didn't read far enough back to learn about the 200 baht crack shacks.

All 3 of the Russian chicks that I have fucked have been free and acted like my dick was the last thing they would ever get in life. Of course the last one that I showed a buddy a picture of, he said that chick is a hooker. Well she stayed all night and didn't ask for me any money! (Tinder as a matter of fact.)

Windmill got busted a couple weeks back for prostitution and having a worker that was too young. Don't know if they face the same fate as the bar on Soi 6, which is to be closed for 10 years.

Good idea to get clothes made. Just don't get them made at the wrong shop. My second time to Thailand I had some clothes made by the guy next to Nana Shopping in Bangkok. The shirts were so horrible that I left them at the hotel reception. I wore a pair of the pants back on the plane and they split at the crotch on the first flight. But I have a couple of great places in Pattaya that I have been going to for years.

There is a Krispy Kreme in Pattaya.

There are at least 5 KFCs in Pattaya.

Vietnamese chicks in Vietnam are lousy lays.

Everything else is pretty much accurate!

[Kerrstar]

The only error is that you say there is no KFC in Thailand!

No KFC or Taco Bell in Pattaya ws what he said. I'm not sure if there is or not, been many years since I've been to Pattaya. KFC in BKK is crap.

He pretty much nailed the rest on the head, it was a fun read.

[Rob Jones]

You Sir have truly read back 130 pages.

The only error is that you say there is no KFC in Thailand! There is, as I can not imagine any true Asian not wanting oily fried chicken and rice at every chance they can.

My Scottish friend may take offence about the Jomtien / Gay reference unless of course by Gay you mean Russian.

You will have a ball my friend.

[Rob Jones]

Hi all,

Can any one please give me the inputs about inr currency exchange in Pattaya.

I planned to load in my forex card but it is costing around 49 k inr for 20 k baht.

What if we exchange directly over there how much it costs me for 20 k baht.

And can we carry around 50 to 60 k inr or 20 to 30 k baht currency notes?? Any problems in airports.

You obviously have a computer so have someone show you how to use your search engine and see what the rate is INR vs TBH. If it is more then your bank is offering take currency and exchange it on ground. You can take up to $10,000 USD into Thailand so I think your 50,000 INR will be ok. You should have an enjoyable 3 days in Pattaya.

[Linyjo]

I am planning my next trip as a visit to Asia, specifically to Pattaya. Being the responsible monger I am I read back the forum from October of 2018, roughly 130 pages.

Currently I have read from pages 130 to 50 and I will summarize what I have learned from the hours I have spent reading this fountain of information.

I have 50 more pages to go, which I am sure will only add to my wealth of wisdom.

Armed with this wisdom I am going to tear Pattaya up, get all the good girls, save a bunch of money and make Pattaya my ***** as I make the city bend to my will due to my high level knowledge and insider secrets that I have obtained from the many good intentioned and less than honorable punters who spend their time sharing such pearls of wisdom. Thank you all for your contributions.

Armed with this knowledge, what could possibly go wrong?

I learned that Line is the WhatsApp of Asia. The location feature is country specific and not available in Thailand.

I learned there is a website called cupid, which is where you can hook up with "semi" pros that are pros at what they do.

I learned that Tinder in Thailand is for losers and freaks.

I learned that Bangcock vs Pattaya is an argument that is "to each his own". Comparing a big city vibe to a beach scene is silly but people still try to do it. It's the same silly argument everywhere, San Jose vs Jaco, Cartagena vs Medellin or Bogota, etc. A useless silly argument trying to claim an apple is better than an orange.

I learned that one's man's trash is another man's treasure. What one guy thinks is nice another thinks is trash and vice versa. The old adage still applies, opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink.

I learned that common pricing is as follows, skank beach walkers 500-1,000, average bar girls and freelancers 1,000 – 1,800 and hot go-go girls 2,000 – 4,000.

I learned that Russian girls are white, expensive and not good fucks.

I learned that many posters, or should I say posers, like to stir the shit on the board and offer no real, useful or informative information.

I learned that people ask stupid questions too often instead of doing the basic research themselves and spending a little time reading through the forum or watching a few You Tube videos.

I learned that pubic hair, commonly referred to as Bush, still grows on woman's private parts. Older men don't seem to mind it and sometimes prefer it. Younger guys don't like it, have no idea what that hair is and think it might be an Asian disease.

I learned that if a girl is telling you to try out her friend or trying to encourage you to another girl, it is because she doesn't want to fuck you. If you insist, you will be disappointed.

I learned that the Windmill is a disgusting place that men finger women for 10 baht and eat smelly pussy on stage. Cheap Charlie's like to go there and get cheap thrills with no intention of BF a girl.

I learned that prostate surgery will ruin your sex life.

I learned that Thailand is no different than mongering anywhere else in the world, performance is inversely proportionate to the costs.

I learned that cramps, especially leg cramps, can be avoided with water, salt and magnesium. Sex enhancing pills can cause cramping.

I learned that soapies suck unless you like soapies, then they are great.

I learned that you will be criticized if you pay too much, pay too little or don't pay at all and get free pussy instead. No matter what you did, you did it wrong.

I learned that mongers that overpay do so because of their egos, because they have no game or negotiation skills or a combination of both.

I learned that some posters / posers run their girls and some let their girls run them.

I learned that some people think the price is the same for everyone, like they are shopping at Macy's for a sweater. They don't grasp the concept that working girls are just woman that have likes and dislikes and charge accordingly.

I learned that it is not a good idea to get a suit tailor made.

I learned that some people travel half way around the world to pay the equivalent of $300 USD - $500 USD to bang a girl for an hour, pay for her drinks, food and entertainment and watch her sleep for the other 8 hours.

I learned that some people think it is wrong if you repeat with a girl that rocks your world and makes you happy, they feel you are obligated to bang a different girl every session. I suspect this is due to not having a lot of woman that want to repeat with them, so they have not seen the benefits that come with chemistry and the elevated comfort level that comes with repeats.

I learned that Krispy Kreme is available in Bangkok but not in Pattaya.

I learned that KFC and Taco Bell do not exist in Pattaya.

I learned that sex workers are lazy. They only want to fuck and do not like to clean rooms or wait tables instead.

I learned that "pro" is either short for Professional or Prostitute, which one you think it is depends on your education level and your ability to apply common sense.

I learned that smoking indoors causes smoke to be indoors.

I learned that a great story about your New Year's trip to Pattaya, should not be in December.

I learned that Cuba is a great place for GFE action, if you don't mind unsafe places, socialism and high crime.

I learned that Pattaya girls have a lot of bad tattoo's and plan on getting more.

I learned that some Thai woman adhere to their culture and do not shave their legs. Some guys don't mind and some guys think it's disgusting.

I learned that if her stage name is "Meow", she probably has 20 cats at home and best to take her to your hotel instead of going to her place where you might be butchered and fed to cats as cat food.

I learned that potholes reoccur on the streets of Pattaya in 3 months or less. I learned the reasons why potholes form and there is a tin foil hat conspiracy that some girls use a pick axe to create them to get you slow down in front of their bars.

I learned that too many mongers think you have to go to a bar to meet a girl, despite walking past 1,000's of girls to get the bar.

I learned that Vietnamese girls in Thailand are lousy lays but if you go to Vietnam, they are good lays.

I learned that like anywhere else in monger world, paying upfront is a bad idea and never works out.

I learned that Thai girls like to eat food. They like to order food and not eat the food. They like to eat the food but only if they ordered it. They like to watch food spoil. They only like to eat fresh food and not leftovers.

I learned that Jomtein is for gay guys.

I learned that Germany has white woman and most of them are shockingly from Europe.

I learned that you should ask a girl if she does anal before you agree to take her with you. It is also a good idea to ask her if she does anal before you try to actually put it in her ass. If you are going to do anal with a girl who doesn't like or want anal, have her do reverse cowgirl, somehow this is magical and she will suddenly want anal.

I learned that if you are of Indian decent, you will not get laid in Pattaya, unless of course, you actually make an effort to get laid in Pattaya, then it is no problem where you are from because it's about bar drinks, being civil and paying money to the girl for sex.

[OldSnake]

Have used the debit card at Jakarta and got a good exchange rate rather than using the Forex card (Involves initial setup cost).

The international Debit does charge the premium how ever I noticed was equal to the Commission given to money changers. Also the exchange rates through the Master card and Visa directly are better at ATM on debit card than what is loaded via the Forex.

Not sure of the Thai Bhat and rules in LOS.

OS.

Hi all,

Can any one please give me the inputs about inr currency exchange in Pattaya.

I planned to load in my forex card but it is costing around 49 k inr for 20 k baht.

What if we exchange directly over there how much it costs me for 20 k baht.

And can we carry around 50 to 60 k inr or 20 to 30 k baht currency notes?? Any problems in airports.

[SmartGuyHyd]

Hi all,

Can any one please give me the inputs about inr currency exchange in Pattaya.

I planned to load in my forex card but it is costing around 49 k inr for 20 k baht.

What if we exchange directly over there how much it costs me for 20 k baht.

And can we carry around 50 to 60 k inr or 20 to 30 k baht currency notes?? Any problems in airports.

[Kickoffs]

Hello forum,

I am reaching Pattaya on 19th, and I am a first time traveller to Thailand. I am staying at Soi 8, and intend to have some fantastic time.

I request seniors to help me about the places where I can find sex. I intend to have soapy massage at one the MPs and also take one girl to my room. Also let me know the prevailing rates.

Thank you.

Pretty much the entire town. WS, LK Metro and surrounding, Soi 6 would be the main areas.

LOL. I am saying you can tell the contestants are dudes by looking at them. You are saying you have to rely on the title to contain ladyboy to know they are men. Pook Bar and whatever others do not say anything about ladyboy in the name, but if you walk by it is obvious to your eyes that all the mfs working there are ladyboys. The sign outside at Tiffany Show does not say shit about ladyboys, but if you bought a ticket and went inside it would be obvious to everyone except you and MFS that there were ladyboys performing and not women.

Just stop and get off the soapbox you are so keen to step on all the time. I never said I had to reply on a title. That's just your poor reading comprehension and inability to be clever. Remember, you brought up being able to point out a LB at a LB pageant. LOL at that.