Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Franciscass]

I agree. I wish I had said "I read" instead of "I learned" because I really did not learn much from the postings.

I tried to be sarcastic enough to let the reader know that it was done a bit tongue in cheek.

There are 3 or 4 people that post good reports and good information and the rest is just trolling and in-fighting which drags the boards down.

Cheers!

Self confessed sarcastic tongue in cheek troller here. I'm confused Linyio,(I know, nothing new there) , but if you did not t learn much from the postings what was the purpose of your post. Just to let everybody know you had been reading the forum and getting lots of details on the Pattaya scene ass ways and confusing people. I always read up on where I'm going but the idea of summarizing what I read or learned and posting it on that country's thread makes absolutely no sense. Well intentioned maybe but possibly better you wait check it out for yourself and then give your in real time impressions.

Cheers.

[MongerForSex]

I agree. I wish I had said "I read" instead of "I learned" because I really did not learn much from the postings.

I tried to be sarcastic enough to let the reader know that it was done a bit tongue in cheek.

There are 3 or 4 people that post good reports and good information and the rest is just trolling and in-fighting which drags the boards down.

Cheers!

Are you a troller or one of the 4 people?

[Linyjo]

Man that was post of the year. I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard and will put it in ROD. Only problem I see is that you should have put you read instead of you learned, because a lot of the info was either incorrect or outdated.

I agree. I wish I had said "I read" instead of "I learned" because I really did not learn much from the postings.

I tried to be sarcastic enough to let the reader know that it was done a bit tongue in cheek.

There are 3 or 4 people that post good reports and good information and the rest is just trolling and in-fighting which drags the boards down.

Cheers!

[Rob Jones]

Let's move the lady boy topic here. The pattaya thread is bombarded by ladyboys. LOL Let's talk about shit here.

LOL you my friend are a mind reader.

[MongerForSex]

Let's move the lady boy topic here. The pattaya thread is bombarded by ladyboys. LOL Let's talk about shit here.

[Berrys66]

http://www.bangkokeyes.com/

Read the history of BKK bars in this months issue.

[CzarNicholas]

Makes perfect sense. Only people that are not getting sex regularly think it is really good to be getting off all the time. If you have to fuck for a living who wants to (or even can) be getting off 5 times a day. It ain't as fun when you have to do it for a job. That is why I laugh when I read reports saying she was really in to it.

I love to cycle.

I was in a new bike shop I found the other day, and was chatting with the owner.

I was saying woww you "have it made" you love bikes and get to work with them all day etc etc etc.

He said hahaha, it ruined his hobby, now bikes are work and he has to find other things to do for pleasure!

[Smoothy]

I guess it would not matter for a 3 inch dick.

Maybe that's why I've never noticed it.

[Syzygies]

If you've ever seen a video of a girl's pussy that has been double fisted on a daily basis, or have had a bowling ball shoved up her pussy, their pussy will look similar.

That's not quite English, so I have to guess: "similar ".... to each other or to Hope Solo nasty pussy, or extremely wide gaping one? Anyway, I am sure I don't need to see any of these things.

I assume bowling ball is a slight exaggeration, ha ha. I like moderately tight squeezing pussy (not too narrow from doctor stitching it up) but relatively straight and long without too severe uterus cervix obstruction since it is typically only 4 inches in (finger reachable).

Have met one or two girls with absolutely cavenous pussy inside with dick flopping around in there lucky to feel the walls of pussy at all. That does not make for a good fuck. Maybe those girls would have to offer tighter ass. One of these girls was in Bacarra, so I could not imagine she would get repeat Asian customers, maybe only giant dick customers. If pussy grips one's skinny finger quite nicely, that is a good sign. I like to put a finger in deep to check no foam "Luuk jiap" (fluffy chick) obstructions. I hate fucking a piece of foam just 4 inches in, or trying to. The feel is just not right. I always ask girls to remove such obstructions. All too common. Happens maybe 10% of girls tried. I guess it would not matter for a 3 inch dick.

[Smoothy]

I searched Hope Solo only without pussy and got American female soccer goalkeeper. Did not look any further. Actually I am not even curious enough to see the nasty pussy. I am sure I would not be impressed.

If you've ever seen a video of a girl's pussy that has been double fisted on a daily basis, or have had a bowling ball shoved up her pussy, their pussy will look similar.

[Syzygies]

Sure, it could be a surprise, killer body.

For me, unwrapping is half the fun. As they say, life is like a box of chocolates and I've been lucky to get more strawberry coconut than inedible hard centers. My fine sense of braille limits the number of times I'm too disappointed. 😎.

Enjoy. G.

I am thinking your message is like, if they are over dressed, a bit of grouping may not go amiss. In bars I would want to pull Coyote girls bras aside to really see the tits underneath. Some of these bras are so hard and so stuffed that feeling the outside would not really work. Really not enough girls have really great bodies for me to use the box of chocolates approach. However I did get extremely lucky with recent MP girl who had tits well covered.

[Goferring]

Girls that are not nude maybe hiding something.

Sure, it could be a surprise, killer body.

For me, unwrapping is half the fun. As they say, life is like a box of chocolates and I've been lucky to get more strawberry coconut than inedible hard centers. My fine sense of braille limits the number of times I'm too disappointed. 😎.

Enjoy. G.

[Syzygies]

A simple good search on hope solo pussy, and you will learn easily enough. Raunchiest ragged out pussy I've ever seen.

I searched Hope Solo only without pussy and got American female soccer goalkeeper. Did not look any further. Actually I am not even curious enough to see the nasty pussy. I am sure I would not be impressed.

Actually one of my regulars has bigger pussy lips than I would like, but I have to ignore it. At least cannot fall off the bigger than average clit. Other regulars have very pretty pussy to make up for it.

I hate ugly porno pics so much, that I generally stay out of the photo gallery thread here and careful only to do pretty porn, no nasty stuff.

My new girl last night, not only had a great taunt ass, but also amazingly pretty pussy. She may have noticed gazing at her pussy during the fuck more then her face. I did tell her that her pussy was outstandingly nice a few times. She was all natural, with main body negative being small tits with sag. I ignored the tits mostly but lying down, you don't notice the sag so much.
Finished in prone fucking which gave me great view of the ass and pussy and a great feel (tits not in view at all). She would turn her head so could still tongue kiss. Now if a girl had a crappy ass, I would do a different position to not look at it so much. If she had messy pussy, I would choose positions to hide it likely.

When choosing girls from a nudie bar, there is no need to select a messy pussy girl, nor girls with any other off-putting features. I like nudie bars a lot for these reasons. Girls that are not nude maybe hiding something. When no girl is perfection from head to toe, we compromise. My most usual compromise will be on how good the tits are. Big or small can be O.K. I will even take surgeries girls if is a good subtle job. Not keen on large scale piercings, but minor piercings and even tongue piercings are O.K. Almost any colour girls and tats have to be tolerated.

[Mogwai]

Once asked a Dutch guy, how come you call "orange Juice", "Sinaasappel juice" (I mean funny really like "Sin-ass-apple" what has it got to do with apples?" he quickly came back: "Yeh what have Pineapples got to do with apples as well?" he had a good point there.

Why is it called 'orange juice' in English, referring to the color instead of the fruit? An orange colored juice could be anything LOL.

But seriously, I have looked it up and 'Sinaasappel' was originally 'China's appel', because they were coming from China. Over the years 'China' degenerated to 'Sinaas', which sounds similar in Dutch.
However I don't know where the 'appel' part comes from. Maybe just because they have the shape of an apple?

[Banana Boi]

A simple good search on hope solo pussy, and you will learn easily enough. Raunchiest ragged out pussy I've ever seen.

OMG that's nasty. Total opposite of what I like. I like clean pussies with zero meat.