Melbourne

[Engine Driver]

Having plenty of time on my hands this afternoon, I decided to see Coco again at Pings. Coco was busy when I went there and was told to wait 30 minutes. No problem. I just went and had a bowl of pho in Victoria Street to kill some time. Massage with Coco was going really well until it came to the flip. Coco's popularity has really gone to her head. She has become a greedy, money hungry b**ch. She wanted $100 for a fuck and $70 for a BBBJ! (that's on top of the $60 massage). I asked her that how come she gave me FS for $40 before and BBBJs for $30, but she wasn't listening anymore. She now just refused. I felt like telling her that for $130 I could take my pick of stunning asian girls offering everything at 466 City Road and the value proposition offered by her sucked. After all, she is an ugly, middle aged hag way past her use by date. The absolute best I could negotiate with her was $30 for HJ. Anyways, HJ was average and got to finger her pussy (which really needs a shave). It's obvious some punters are paying her large sums of money.

Me thinks it's time to look for something better. I'll definitely be giving Coco a miss from now on. Will report back if there is anything interesting or amusing.

As for her being sick, I think she is just recovering from the flu and stepped out to cough a couple of times.

[Whiskers]

Anyone come across Helen in the north western subs?

[Whiskers]

Hi guys,

Any dark skinned available in Melburne's western subs or Geelong?

[Whiskers]

Hi Guys.

Went to the place in Victoria st opposite market paid $90 allshe did was hand job and stretched her painties and said rub but don; t put finger in, anyone else been there?

[Muppets82]

crystal really is everything she makes herself out to be, a sex mad woman who can't get enough.

after reading her profile on another site and seeing she offers enemas and [CodeWord101], i had never done this before and was kinda on my "bucket list" so a few pms later and i knew she would be prepared for my requests.

getting the formalities out of the way at the desk, the lady asked me if i knew what i was letting myself in for, i said i had some idea!

i heard a loud broad "pommie" accent, turned around to see crystal literally booting her poor client out the door, thats when the nerves began to kick in.

her words were "next victim please."

as she showed me to her room i couldn't help but stare at those gigantic tits that were stuffed into a neon orange bikini.

she had her tongue down my throat before she left the room for me to shower!

when crystal came back in, i was still in the shower, she got on the bed doggystyle and slid off her bikini bottoms so her ass was in full view of me, smiling at me in the mirror. instant hard on! i dried myself off and stepped out of the shower, crystal asked me to lick her arsehole and pussy from behind, and i very happily obliged, sticking my tongue in her nice tight little ass. demanding to finger fuck her at the same time, wow, this girl knows what she wants!

1 finger. 2 fingers. 3 fingers. fuck it, get 5 in. before i knew it, i had my entire fist inside her, she did say she can't do it fully with everyone as she is still learning to stretch.

it felt a little strange, warm and juicy, never done that before.

on the back of the door hung the offending objects. 2 beerbongs. 1 single and a double ended. i asked what the double ended one was for. she replied thats for my partner in crime paris. fuck who the hell would survive that?

with crystal still on all fours, i inserted the bong into her arse and poured down half a can of redbull down the funnel and it quickly disappeared into her arsehole. took out the tube and stuck my finger in to keep it all in, bent down and told crystal to spray it all in my face. the dirty ***** did just that, she sprayed it hard and fast all over me, then, without warning pissed all over me aswell, wasn't wanting that at that moment, but it felt good all the same!

a quick rinse with a raging hard on, i needed to have my cock sucked so crystal forced my cock all the way down the back of her throat. facefucking, brought a whole new meaning to the word, the **** choked and gagged on me, sticky saliva all over while she fucked herself with her bright pink dildo, in fear of blowing too soon i had too pull out.

lightweight are the words i got back!

crystal asked me which position i would like to abuse her pussy with, i said you on top. so she grabbed the pillow and threw it on the floor and ordered me to lie down. at this point i didn't know how long i would last as she straddled my cock and basically rode me like a madwoman. my god this woman had strong legs. seemed like a breeze to her, no sweat, no panting, i was thinking how the hell does she do this all day!

i wanted to cum all over her face, so she jumped off, ripped off the condom and i stood up while she stayed on her knees, i towered over her and as she was wanking me she said " so you like cumin over dirty little hookers like me?" god that accent is soooo sexy.

"go on. treat me like the dirty little working girl that i am" and with that i blew my load hard all over her face, in her hair. i watched it drip down her face, did well not to shoot in the eye!

as i grabbed a towel for her to wipe herself down with, she asked how long it takes to recover for the next round, god i only booked for 30mins! there was no chance of a 2nd round happening anytime soon!

as we both jumped in the shower, crystal told me about her upcoming porn site,"crystal down under", looking forward to that, although she asked if i would like to volunteer. i politely declined. i don't have the guts!

she didn't kick me out as harsh as the last guy but she certainly knows how to " chew 'them and spit 'them out"

crystal, thanks for the best 30min fuck i have ever had, and i'm looking forward to the doubles with you and paris!

i'm already planning round 2!

[Whiskers]

Great cheap massage at 1 Lonsdale st Sth Geelong. $50. For 30mins. Very good Asian girls.

[LuckyDeano]

Hello, fellow punters my question is am I a cheap Charlie or are some places just too greedy.

Today Adventures. Ad Finally.

Techno Park Williamstwon $25 avertisement means HJ no massage $60 for 30 minutes Massage and HJ I delcined both.

259 Ballarat Road Avertisement compeditve prices hahaha $40 for 30 minutes I thought ok nothnig to lose gave papasun the money walked through the lounge area one dude waiting and another in the sunroom waiting I thought hey this place must be ok, I'm told to go room Girl tells me take clothes off but leave underwear on I tell her can I take them off she say No Ok on with the Massage it was ok but once I turned over I stil had hope but nothing no offer, Imsure if I offeres her an extra $20 there would have been a HJ as there were plenty of boxes of tissues?

Nicholson st Mall Footscray. Damage $60 1 hour HJ great massage and great slow not rushed ending I think she is a new girl little on the chubby side but great Service name EVAN Chinese this place and Lotus in paisley st are best value for Money

So am I cheap for not paying $60 for 30 minutes when I can get $60 for 1 hour

Would like to know if any other punters have had any good places in the West

[Witchdong]

Still interested in this place although I had a wishy washy service at their old premises (more wishy than washy). This time with Coco, quiet nice looking PRC (surprise!) , slightly chubby B cup medium height, black hair (surprise again!) , trimmed Bush, pleasant personality, enough English to get by overall service I'd say 6 (a little better than average) but then maybe I'm too fussy and I didn't ask for FS / BBBJ / CBJ etc for no particular reason other than I didn't feel like it, so I don't know the score there.

[Pedros Needs]

Hi Fellow Ms.

Have an appt in West Melb tomorrow.

Late notice but any Privates or reccomendes RnTs around that vicinity that I could give a try while I that way?

Good luck

Pedro

[Entel Cuce]

Hi folks,

I will be in Melbourne at the end of the October, and I would like to attend a swingers party. I have searched this forum and swingers clubs, it seems single men can only attend such parties with an invitation from a couple. I would like to ask if there are any interested couples? I'm 30 years old white hung male. Also the & the free.

[SuperRaven]

Quick Report: Jap Relax.

Called up a a number from the local, was told to make time. Drove to the address at the time and was told to give a call. Then after I went in was quoted $70 for 40mins good massage. Had the massage was which was limp risked and boring. The girl was in her 40s I think and was watching TV while doing the whole thing. Looks like a pretty amateur setup there. It was in the nude, offered HJ and CBJ. Also was offered 2nd girl. Would stay away as everything was a 3/10 and I am sure they are not changing the towels. BTW The girls here had 7 mobiles that kept ringing all the time though the massage. Happy to provide more details to senior members and known friends on forum.

But over all stay away 3/10

[Onereca]

Hey guys, any idea if there are any FS parlours that have quality black girls?

[SuperRaven]

Thanks for the report, I will defiantly stay awy from this place, even though I have had some good ones here a few months back. I hate the fly in fly out girls who give shit services. I think we all should stay away. Great report.

Had some spare time after work yesterday, so I thought I would give the Candy Club in Richmond another chance after a long self imposed exile. Big mistake.

This place has turned into a dump of the highest order. There seems to have been absolutely no routine maintenance of any kind conducted over the years, a typical Asian trait I might say. The rooms are in real need of attention, the quantity of selection is not great and the quality of selection is very inconsistent. Yesterday I was given the indignity of being ushered into a room by the papasan which had not been freshened after the previous customer. Stained sheets, still wet towels off the floor from the previous customer were offered to shower with, a bed too small for it's base and walls that were well into their final stages of effectiveness due to dry-rot were evident. The halcyon days of long ago are well and truly over for this joint. The smell is oh so distinctive too!

Anyway the punt went no better than the surroundings suggested they might. Had only two options available at selection. Chose Cookie for no other reason than that I could remember her name. She was a 25ish year old Malaysian (I think) whose enthusiasm was marked by disinterest, almost disgust at me choosing her. She is a short stayer, usually from Sydney and it shows. Couldn't wait to get rid of me.

I paid for a 30 minute punt which went for 10 minutes tops, and I was out the door 15 minutes after entering. $135 down the drain.

Not too sure what we can do about these Asian high turn over, imported hooker rip-off joints. They seem to know how much they can rip us off, and still get away with it. I can hear you all saying "well go somewhere else", but the problem being that most of them seem to be adopting the same business model. I suppose finding a place that offers good service consistently, and screaming about it loud and clear on this forum would be a start, but those places seem few and far between.

Anyway, give the Candy Club in Richmond a big miss is my strong recommendation.

Styk

[Stykler]

Had some spare time after work yesterday, so I thought I would give the Candy Club in Richmond another chance after a long self imposed exile. Big mistake.

This place has turned into a dump of the highest order. There seems to have been absolutely no routine maintenance of any kind conducted over the years, a typical Asian trait I might say. The rooms are in real need of attention, the quantity of selection is not great and the quality of selection is very inconsistent. Yesterday I was given the indignity of being ushered into a room by the papasan which had not been freshened after the previous customer. Stained sheets, still wet towels off the floor from the previous customer were offered to shower with, a bed too small for it's base and walls that were well into their final stages of effectiveness due to dry-rot were evident. The halcyon days of long ago are well and truly over for this joint. The smell is oh so distinctive too!

Anyway the punt went no better than the surroundings suggested they might. Had only two options available at selection. Chose Cookie for no other reason than that I could remember her name. She was a 25ish year old Malaysian (I think) whose enthusiasm was marked by disinterest, almost disgust at me choosing her. She is a short stayer, usually from Sydney and it shows. Couldn't wait to get rid of me.

I paid for a 30 minute punt which went for 10 minutes tops, and I was out the door 15 minutes after entering. $135 down the drain.

Not too sure what we can do about these Asian high turn over, imported hooker rip-off joints. They seem to know how much they can rip us off, and still get away with it. I can hear you all saying "well go somewhere else", but the problem being that most of them seem to be adopting the same business model. I suppose finding a place that offers good service consistently, and screaming about it loud and clear on this forum would be a start, but those places seem few and far between.

Anyway, give the Candy Club in Richmond a big miss is my strong recommendation.

Styk

[DesiDownUnder]

Just got back from Ping. Nothing was on offer. Did I miss anything?