Mombasa

[Neddy69]

I read in a previous post that some of the guys renting boats offer the wazungus to get girls for them from the villages. I'm in touch with several girls ranging 23-26 and well they all want to meet in April and the vast majority are from villages (Eldoret or something like that), a couple living in Nairobi thou but originally from villages. The few that I got to know from Nairobi showed to be pure slay queens. After reading Elephant beer's posts and some other posts I'm seriously reconsidering changing destination. Alltho the ticket's fares are a gift the hotels are very over priced (if you want at least some standard with a bit of security) and it doesn't include the entrance fee to paradise. Alltho alot may be attitude, I remember the first time I went to Thailand, the freaking taylors bothered me a lot but now all it takes it's a "fuck off" look and I'm good.

If you know what you are doing you have decent accommodation for 1200 ksh a night. And that is a small apartment in Mtwapa. Of course if you want to stay on the beach, accommodation is generally overpriced. I only shag sweet semi and nonpros and I stay away in general from the slay queens. Adjust your game. Its not Thailand. I recently wrote all there is to know extensively about Mombasa. Last time I had a hot 23 yo student for 3 weeks. I shagged her up to 3 times a night. Total cost for 3 weeks 7000 ksh plus hairdoo and some other ancillaries. She cooked she washed my clothing and my shoes! If you stick to african style food or cook yourself its dirt cheap. If you act like the average tourist I. E. Using booking.com and dine in expensive restaurants and fall victim to the hard core slay queens. Up to you. Pussy is in abundance.

Neddy.
P.S. To get the lay of the land spend at least a month in Kenya. Befriend an non alcoholic expat. For me the most knowledgeable people who showed me the ropes were the resident britons. And once the girls adress you as Kenya Kimbo you are accepted in the community. hehe. The key to successful mongering is acquaint yourself with the african culture. Once you know the trick how to acquire targets you can rotate up to 10 chicas...

[Beno69]

Is Mombassa the ugliest city in the world?
What a truly horrible place to monger.

Well, that's a comic version of posting! The Girls are great and cheap. But the howl system is Mafia. ! - so you have to be very careful, that's why I don't go there anymore. Beach is not so bad. Food is poor. Hotels expensive. The full packagge price is much better in Pattaya!

[ElephantBeer]

Nmexpert, could you elaborate? What made it so great 10 or 15 years ago which has changed now? And where have all the hot young babes gone? Looking at Africa's birth rates there must be more than ever out there: the mongerparadise must be somewhere?

Nmexpert, could you elaborate? What made it so great 10 or 15 years ago which has changed now? And where have all the hot young babes gone? Looking at Africa's birth rates there must be more than ever out there: the mongerparadise must be somewhere?

I know your asking Nmexpert. But I have 15 min to kill.

A lot of things contribute into making a place a 'mongers paradise. ' And. Places change, often quickly. And stop becoming a paradise.

Sometimes it's just the availability of quality girls (sheer numbers + attitude + bareback + price) - something that made a place like Angeles City good (prior to 2009). You suffered through that shithole of a town to get to the good poon.

Or it's a combination: variety of girls + numbers + nude + GFE + other cool things to do in the town. Sort of like Bangkok or Pattaya (before 2005).

Dolly (another shithole town) for the novelty and sheer number of poon + extremely cheap prices. Before 2012.

Jakarta before 2012 - quality of girls + numbers working + cheap price + can-do attitude.

Argentina or Brazil, Medellin or Cali back in the day for the number of apartment brothels + variety of girls + decent prices + cool things to do in these cities made it all around a good place to visit and monger.

Geyling had it's day when it was fun to roam the rows and go for a cheap shag and still enjoy what's on offer in a nice (if boring) city.

Cambodia before 2007 - more shit-hole towns but with some faded colonial atmosphere and good food / accommodation all for a cheap price etc.

Sihanoukville was good before they clamped down.

Havana. Before 2010/2012 - good girls, great food, excellent atmosphere.

Small towns in China (Chang Ann / Ping) before 2011 - amazing number of poon, cheap prices, etc brought you to places you ordinarily would never visit.

(and it continues).

The problem with places like Mombassa (today) and Nairobi (today) is that it's just a shithole. With little redeeming value. The quality of the girls is low, the quantity is low, it's not particularly easy to get to, and not an enjoyable city when not mongering, that dangers are an omnipresent part of your vacation, risk of diseases is higher than the other spots, attitudes are generally lower, potential for scam higher, and it's a lot more hit or miss. There's no real 'red light district' - there are some 'bars on a beach' which change fairly regularly, some clubs and streets in Mtwapa and the girls will make a circuit. Sure you might be able to chat the girls in advance and arrange meetups from small towns. But that's hardly paradise. Overall it's just a dirty, mean little (spread out) port town, full of constant hassles and not full of hot poon that you can fuck with ease.

What brought me to Africa was hearing tales about ALL the hot girls everywhere, just walking and waiting on the beach. I thought you could just walk to beach, be approached and take back to room throughout the day repeatedly. Or all the clubs full of hot-in-the-bed stunners you could take back for short times, the great massage parlours in Addis, the easy knocking shops in Nairobi. -hhahahahahahhahaha. The truth is SO FAR from what I've read on the board that it's a joke really.

You often hear that African mongers are 'hard-core' - but isn't a hard-core monger the one that has traveled the world's RLD and knows where the best value + quality + quantity + quality of life is? Does hardcore really mean willing to risk one's life to screw used up hookers in shit port towns? Dunno.

To me it's not a mongers paradise, more a mongers hell. Maybe it used to be, or maybe other countries are better. I've only been to 7 African countries so far. Just a taste. I'm sure republic of Congo is where it's at.

(Unless of course you're happy just shagging whatever old fatty is hanging by your hotel beach, bar, pool) In which case. Maybe it's paradise for you.

[Taurus71]

Nmexpert, could you elaborate? What made it so great 10 or 15 years ago which has changed now? And where have all the hot young babes gone? Looking at Africa's birth rates there must be more than ever out there: the mongerparadise must be somewhere?

I read in a previous post that some of the guys renting boats offer the wazungus to get girls for them from the villages. I'm in touch with several girls ranging 23-26 and well they all want to meet in April and the vast majority are from villages (Eldoret or something like that), a couple living in Nairobi thou but originally from villages. The few that I got to know from Nairobi showed to be pure slay queens. After reading Elephant beer's posts and some other posts I'm seriously reconsidering changing destination. Alltho the ticket's fares are a gift the hotels are very over priced (if you want at least some standard with a bit of security) and it doesn't include the entrance fee to paradise. Alltho alot may be attitude, I remember the first time I went to Thailand, the freaking taylors bothered me a lot but now all it takes it's a "fuck off" look and I'm good.

[Chris P]

Its was a monger paradise 10 to 15 years ago.

Now its a no go place. Stay away.

Nmexpert, could you elaborate? What made it so great 10 or 15 years ago which has changed now? And where have all the hot young babes gone? Looking at Africa's birth rates there must be more than ever out there: the mongerparadise must be somewhere?

[Taurus71]

Is Mombassa the ugliest city in the world? With the exception of crossing the bridges, and one or two beaches (if you can ignore the people) is there any other mongering destination that could possibly be worse? It looks like a set from Mad Max but where the production unit couldn't afford a decent set so they just took the contents of a garbage land-fill and spread it about.

It's incredibly hot, windy, and everyone is about the scam.

The girls on the beach are dire. They haven't just 'been around' the block, they were alive when the block was created by god. And still inhabit this place.

The expats I've seen here, propped up at the bars, it's like the Harry Potter book where the old professor died but then woke up in the morning and his ghost kept coming to teach class.

What a truly horrible place to monger.

The Mad Max set and Harry Potter was good hahahaha. Have you had any luck hunting girls?

[Member #4673]

What a truly horrible place to monger.

Its was a monger paradise 10 to 15 years ago.

Now its a no go place. Stay away.

[ElephantBeer]

Is Mombassa the ugliest city in the world? With the exception of crossing the bridges, and one or two beaches (if you can ignore the people) is there any other mongering destination that could possibly be worse? It looks like a set from Mad Max but where the production unit couldn't afford a decent set so they just took the contents of a garbage land-fill and spread it about.

It's incredibly hot, windy, and everyone is about the scam.

The girls on the beach are dire. They haven't just 'been around' the block, they were alive when the block was created by god. And still inhabit this place.

The expats I've seen here, propped up at the bars, it's like the Harry Potter book where the old professor died but then woke up in the morning and his ghost kept coming to teach class.

What a truly horrible place to monger.

[Zimzam]

Any congolese clubs / life bands?

There is Club Legend in Mtwapa, owned by Congolese musician Ricky Mulolo.

The club was very rundown, but is actually being completely renovated. New roof et al.

He used to play with his own band there few times a week and also other bands playing there.

[Bajuni]

I don't know prices of tusker baridi I always drink just tusker lite.

Baridi is just the Swahili word for cold.

Also used by the locals if the temperature falls below 25 centigrade.

[Pokeris]

Thats proper reporting. Good price you paid in Sabina Joy. Whats the price of tusker baridi in Banhof now? Any congolese clubs / life bands?

I don't know prices of tusker baridi I always drink just tusker lite. If I understand your question correctly you asking about life bands at mombasa? They have them at safari inn, cheers, sheba, monshine at reef hotel all diffrent days of the week also was life band at big tree last Sunday. I not sure they have congolonese clubs at mombasa but I would like to find one also.

[The Tall Man]

Planned to stay at my favourite mtwapa hotel jambo travellers but they was fully booked on my arrived date and also they increase the prices from my last stay before double standart room was 3400 without breakfast now they asking 4300, so I walked at prestige apartaments I want take one bedroom but it was fully booked on weekend they offer me double small room for 3000 kesh and told tomorrow they will have 1 bed apartament so I agree. This small room defenitely not worth this money better take one bedroom apartament for 4000 kesh. Or 2 bedroom for 5000.1 bed apartament has everything living room, fridge, cooking facilities, air con, fans, hot water free wifi, safe, and of course girls friendly also have 2 swiming pools and restaurant with good prices.

Seems uber and taxify prices also increase from my last stay 1 year ago. Boda boda is still same you can go most places at mtwapa for 50 bob. If someone on low budged matatus is cheap option from mtwapa to cheers is 40 bob and to city mall 50 bob and is fun ride sometimes.

Nigtlife I think is getting worst at mombasa on weekdays places like sheba, anuba, hypnotica, tapas, danke was really quiet and lounge was dead everyday I think this place will bancrupt soon. Casaurina was fun all nights and have some good looking girls. I was suprised cheers have some good looking girls at nights now, also safari in when they was played live band on Tuesday or wenesday it was so packed with so many mzungus and girls I don't have any idea where all they come from it was hard to find a seat. Big tree have some girls at daytime also. Some girls told me bamburi nightlife is kicking in now and told me they have two new nice places at bamburi one is calling shots bar and other new samba sports bar and its packed on weekends but I was to lazy to check it out. If someone like smoke shisha they still selling it at hypnotica weekdays is cost 1500 bob and weekends 2500 bob its really expensive now because its illigal and they need pay (gifts) for police.

Girls prices not change I have 9 diffrent girls in total. For short time most of the times I pay 1500 bob if she was good but sometimes I give 2000 if the girl was really great and stay with me 2 or more hours and make me happy couple of times. Long time most of the times I pay 2500-3000 its also depends how long girls was staying with me and how good they was. Sometimes I agree price in advance sometimes not and don't have any complains. Kenyan girls not change on menu is still everything ass licking, cum into mouth, on face and other naughty things just most of then prefer not fuc. K into ass.all girls i have was good or great performers and stay till i want.

The weather is reeally hot this time and nothing much to do at daytime on this heat except drinking beer, swimming and fucking the girls.

Great report, thanks for the intel!

Wow the really black girl laying on the bed face down & booty up in the third photo looks delicious! I am heading to Colombia next week so I need to find a blackie just like that, probably in the north by santa marta.

The Tall Man.

The Tall Man.

[Neddy69]

Thats proper reporting. Good price you paid in Sabina Joy. Whats the price of tusker baridi in Banhof now? Any congolese clubs / life bands?

[Pokeris]

Planned to stay at my favourite mtwapa hotel jambo travellers but they was fully booked on my arrived date and also they increase the prices from my last stay before double standart room was 3400 without breakfast now they asking 4300, so I walked at prestige apartaments I want take one bedroom but it was fully booked on weekend they offer me double small room for 3000 kesh and told tomorrow they will have 1 bed apartament so I agree. This small room defenitely not worth this money better take one bedroom apartament for 4000 kesh. Or 2 bedroom for 5000.1 bed apartament has everything living room, fridge, cooking facilities, air con, fans, hot water free wifi, safe, and of course girls friendly also have 2 swiming pools and restaurant with good prices.

Seems uber and taxify prices also increase from my last stay 1 year ago. Boda boda is still same you can go most places at mtwapa for 50 bob. If someone on low budged matatus is cheap option from mtwapa to cheers is 40 bob and to city mall 50 bob and is fun ride sometimes.

Nigtlife I think is getting worst at mombasa on weekdays places like sheba, anuba, hypnotica, tapas, danke was really quiet and lounge was dead everyday I think this place will bancrupt soon. Casaurina was fun all nights and have some good looking girls. I was suprised cheers have some good looking girls at nights now, also safari in when they was played live band on Tuesday or wenesday it was so packed with so many mzungus and girls I don't have any idea where all they come from it was hard to find a seat. Big tree have some girls at daytime also. Some girls told me bamburi nightlife is kicking in now and told me they have two new nice places at bamburi one is calling shots bar and other new samba sports bar and its packed on weekends but I was to lazy to check it out. If someone like smoke shisha they still selling it at hypnotica weekdays is cost 1500 bob and weekends 2500 bob its really expensive now because its illigal and they need pay (gifts) for police.

Girls prices not change I have 9 diffrent girls in total. For short time most of the times I pay 1500 bob if she was good but sometimes I give 2000 if the girl was really great and stay with me 2 or more hours and make me happy couple of times. Long time most of the times I pay 2500-3000 its also depends how long girls was staying with me and how good they was. Sometimes I agree price in advance sometimes not and don't have any complains. Kenyan girls not change on menu is still everything ass licking, cum into mouth, on face and other naughty things just most of then prefer not fuc. K into ass.all girls i have was good or great performers and stay till i want.

The weather is reeally hot this time and nothing much to do at daytime on this heat except drinking beer, swimming and fucking the girls.

[Mombie75]

Can anybody recommend where to meet girls during both the day and the evening struggling to find any up to date info on Google. Malindi beach was dead this afternoon or is there more than one beach in Malindi? Just a bunch of fishermen no chairs, beds, locals or coca cola.

There are some discos on Google Maps, quite a lot, anybody recommend the best ones for chicas.

Massage is a thing in Malindi or no?

Anybody in Malindi now? Will buy you a beer.

Malindi died years ago, you need to head down the north coast areas. If I was in Malindi I guess I would hang around the supermarkets or stroll the streets and hit on any girl I see that looks decent. The Kenyan women are open to such approaches.