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[AussieGaigin]

All new Smart and Globe LTE SIM cards are the same as you described. Possibly the other companies are like this. I just don't have the knowledge of them. Maybe Australia got the technology from PH?

BTW, the girl wanted to use her old Micro size SIM card because it has all her contacts on it. The old SIM card was not 3 sizes in one.

Technology keeps changing. Hard to keep up. I recall on my earliest phones, you could store contacts in the phone memory or on the SIM or both. Now its only on the phone, but with cloud back up.

Likewise with cards. They keep getting smaller. Doesn't seem all that long ago that I had to specify what size card I wanted when ordering a new SIM / number; the dealer carried both sizes. The nano size I have in my current phones came in the single multi card.

[Engine Driver]

So you take chocolate in carry on? Lingerie. How do you know what size? Giant Panda. Buy there or book seats for 2 on the plane? Are these things really an incentive to deep throat and make available all orifices?

Surely the top shelf would be hard cold cash? Please enlighten me.

Now I don't know about you mongers, but to me a hooker is more than just a life support system for three orifices. I treat them with dignity, respect and care. I value the fact that they put up with a lot. In this world there are two types of people. Givers and takers. I'm a giver. (Does any of that sound believable?) Hahahaha.

None of it is carry on. It's all checked. All 10 kg. The panda is a brilliant idea and I will have to buy another ticket for it.

Panty size is easy. It's small. Haha. I'm not going to buy medium or large am I? That's a fuckin unnecessary question. As for tit size, I ask them before hand. I did say that only the confirmed starters get the lingerie.

For me GFE is more important than anything and I actually appreciate that poor 19 year olds service me just to send money home to their families.

Read this and let's see if there's a dry eye on ISG.

[Goferring]

BTW, the girl wanted to use her old Micro size SIM card because it has all her contacts on it. The old SIM card was not 3 sizes in one.

As said belia, the newer cards have the same sized SIM contact area just more or less plastic around it to give the various sizes.

The old cards also had physically larger contact area so even if you took to to a store for them to cut it to a smaller size, they couldn't.

Of course data can be exported or transferred old SIM to phone to new SIM. But it sounds as if these are too hard for her.

Cheers. G.

[Dg8787]

So you take chocolate in carry on? Lingerie. How do you know what size? Giant Panda. Buy there or book seats for 2 on the plane? Are these things really an incentive to deep throat and make available all orifices?

Surely the top shelf would be hard cold cash? Please enlighten me.

I believe it works for him.

[Dg8787]

In Australia, we get "one size fits all" SIM cards; the smaller card is just punched out of the full size card. The actual chip is in the correct position for all 3 sizes.

All new Smart and Globe LTE SIM cards are the same as you described. Possibly the other companies are like this. I just don't have the knowledge of them. Maybe Australia got the technology from PH?

BTW, the girl wanted to use her old Micro size SIM card because it has all her contacts on it. The old SIM card was not 3 sizes in one.

[NewImage]

Thanks for the regular updates on your trip. Sounds like it is a good break from all of the engine driving.
Reminds me of how you could organise my cupboard in Ph. I have the chocolate bars on the bottom shelf, then the $10 perfumes next shelf up and then the lingerie on the top shelf. I'd have just one giant panda per trip.
As they leave give each girl a present depending upon performance. Then you also give even the top shelf girls something to aim for next time.
When I first was visiting Cebu on 5 day biz trips I would take 8 stuffed toys. I was always careful to only keep one stuffed toy in view at any time.
Enjoy your travels.
PP.

So you take chocolate in carry on? Lingerie. How do you know what size? Giant Panda. Buy there or book seats for 2 on the plane? Are these things really an incentive to deep throat and make available all orifices?

Surely the top shelf would be hard cold cash? Please enlighten me.

[AussieGaigin]

You can easily get the old SIM card cut down to nano size for 50 pesos at any cell phone repair place.

In Australia, we get "one size fits all" SIM cards; the smaller card is just punched out of the full size card. The actual chip is in the correct position for all 3 sizes.

[WestCoast1]

You can easily get the old SIM card cut down to nano size for 50 pesos at any cell phone repair place.

Thank you sir. OF COURSE THERE'S A WAY.

[Dg8787]

A few months ago I flew a provincial regular to Manila for a few nights stint. Her only request: A new phone. A smart phone. Her older phone was one of those small units that run new about p700, and she's had it for at least 4 years. When we shopped in the mall she dragged me right into a Cherry Mobile place and picked out what I considered a lesser model, not expensive, but it has a big screen and 3 g connectivity and a so-so (at best) set of cameras. I offered that we should also shop elsewhere and look at other items for comparison, but this is the item she wanted. Easy purchase, including an SD card an a new TM sim card in the mall. A few thousand pesos. She was thrilled and seemed all set, and I got off on the cheap side of "new phone".

Fast forward to now. She's chewing on me, asking me why I purchased this new phone for her, as this new phone uses a smaller SIM (nano-sim I think, used in most all phones now) than her old phone (like she wasn't standing right next to me when we purchased it). She can't fit the old SIM (micro-sim I think) into the new phone. I asked: who cares, you wanted the newer TM sim card anyway? You get a new phone and new sim, you get a new number. Maybe you lose your old contacts from the old sim card; this is life. You are pinay and I kinda expect you to know these things as that old phone is not your first phone.

Did that do *any* good? No. "I want new phone again". Why? "I want new phone with more big SIM card slot". Oh my, sweetie, nobody makes smart phones with that larger sim size anymore, I think its old technology. "I want new. Cherry Mobile. I want transfer my old sim to new phone and back to old phone".

Great, great, great.

You can easily get the old SIM card cut down to nano size for 50 pesos at any cell phone repair place.

[Engine Driver]

Thanks for the regular updates on your trip. Sounds like it is a good break from all of the engine driving.

Reminds me of how you could organise my cupboard in Ph. I have the chocolate bars on the bottom shelf, then the $10 perfumes next shelf up and then the lingerie on the top shelf. I'd have just one giant panda per trip.

As they leave give each girl a present depending upon performance. Then you also give even the top shelf girls something to aim for next time.

When I first was visiting Cebu on 5 day biz trips I would take 8 stuffed toys. I was always careful to only keep one stuffed toy in view at any time.

Enjoy your travels.

PP.

That pretty much sums it up. I haven't thought about the Panda. Next time you see an old fat monger dragging a big panda about at arrivals in NAIA, you know that's me! Hahaha.

If we can't laugh at ourselves and our own stupidity, then it's time to give the game up.

[Mr Enternational]

Y'all mfs about to be over there in the dark.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/11/25/a...hnk/index.html

[WestCoast1]

A few months ago I flew a provincial regular to Manila for a few nights stint. Her only request: A new phone. A smart phone. Her older phone was one of those small units that run new about p700, and she's had it for at least 4 years. When we shopped in the mall she dragged me right into a Cherry Mobile place and picked out what I considered a lesser model, not expensive, but it has a big screen and 3 g connectivity and a so-so (at best) set of cameras. I offered that we should also shop elsewhere and look at other items for comparison, but this is the item she wanted. Easy purchase, including an SD card an a new TM sim card in the mall. A few thousand pesos. She was thrilled and seemed all set, and I got off on the cheap side of "new phone".

Fast forward to now. She's chewing on me, asking me why I purchased this new phone for her, as this new phone uses a smaller SIM (nano-sim I think, used in most all phones now) than her old phone (like she wasn't standing right next to me when we purchased it). She can't fit the old SIM (micro-sim I think) into the new phone. I asked: who cares, you wanted the newer TM sim card anyway? You get a new phone and new sim, you get a new number. Maybe you lose your old contacts from the old sim card; this is life. You are pinay and I kinda expect you to know these things as that old phone is not your first phone.

Did that do *any* good? No. "I want new phone again". Why? "I want new phone with more big SIM card slot". Oh my, sweetie, nobody makes smart phones with that larger sim size anymore, I think its old technology. "I want new. Cherry Mobile. I want transfer my old sim to new phone and back to old phone".

Great, great, great.

[PilotPaul]

If you are not genetically blessed like Idris Elba or Don Draper, there are few simple things mongers can do to improve their experience with mongering..

Thanks for the regular updates on your trip. Sounds like it is a good break from all of the engine driving.

Reminds me of how you could organise my cupboard in Ph. I have the chocolate bars on the bottom shelf, then the $10 perfumes next shelf up and then the lingerie on the top shelf. I'd have just one giant panda per trip.

As they leave give each girl a present depending upon performance. Then you also give even the top shelf girls something to aim for next time.

When I first was visiting Cebu on 5 day biz trips I would take 8 stuffed toys. I was always careful to only keep one stuffed toy in view at any time.

Enjoy your travels.

PP.

[Engine Driver]

If you are not genetically blessed like Idris Elba or Don Draper, there are few simple things mongers can do to improve their experience with mongering.

Now I'm not preaching or anything so please don't take this in the wrong way. I'm a big, ugly, old, gruff, uneducated, uncouth, beer swilling railroad man. If I can get more pussy than I can handle, then anyone can. It's very easy to set yourself apart from 99% of the mongers put there.

1. Lose some weight. If you come from rich White Man Land, you are going to be overweight. 100% guaranteed. Losing a few pounds helps in all sorts of ways.

2. I've been using Burberry London perfume on this trip. Every. Single. Chick has commented on it. One bar wench was so memerised by this fragrance that she got her friend to come and sniff me. Hahaha.

3. I got my dating app photos professionally shot and edited. I needed some corporate photos for let's say, for my locomotive driving business. It was easy to get the photographer to then take some photos in casual settings with casual clothes. It makes a huge difference. So much so that I got rejected a few times because the chicks thought I was "too fancy". Hahaha (their words, not mine).

4. I never wear shorts after 6. 00 pm anywhere, not even in Sabang. I wear jeans or chinos and a collared shirt when I hit the bars. If you make an effort to wear good clothes, people respect you. Most mongers in the Philippines make the homeless people in my country look like millionaires. Jesus Christ, it's not that hard.

5. Act like the boss, even when you are dragging in tattooed, toothless hookers with blonde hair into your 5 star joint in Makati. Let the society madams of Manila who are quaffing their Chateau Lafite Rothschild stare. Who cares? You're getting regular sex. They are not. Hahaha.

6. I always, always give my Pinay hookers a gift from home, in addition to their fuck fee plus tip. I stock up on Cadbury dairy milk chocolate blocks at $2 each when they're on sale. Brittany Spears or David Beckham perfume is always on sale at $10 each at my local pharmacy. Hookers will not have heard of Chanel No. 5, so not point in going overboard. All of my starting quarter backs on this trip are getting nice lingerie sets, for my viewing pleasure.

[Franga]

What are the top recommended places I should do on my 1st trip and which one would you de-prioritize for the next trip?

El Nido is the best. It is World Class. Coron is second best. Port Barton is 3rd. All worth seeing. If you had to skip one it would be Port Barton.