FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Member #4449]

So I was back at Artemis, or as Rocketboy so elegantly, and poetically described it, hell hole, swamp of sin, mine-field of muschi Artemis die Fick-Fabrik.

Way to go lowering my expectations like that.

I will try to make this shorter then my previous reports.

Day 1, Wednesday.

Marta, Latvia.

Might be the most beautiful woman there after my taste, very pretty face, very nice slim body, be cups, plump pussy with very suck able lips. She was normally sitting in the couch on behind the bar upstairs. Does not seam to approach. I gave her a big smile when she walked up the stairs, this made her come over to me and chat, got a nice vibe from her, short interview, she ticked all my boxes. In the room she kept her promises, light DFK, DATY, very nice slow no hands blow job, with DT.

Promised I would take her to the room again later.

German from Berlin.

Don't remember her name. Said she was the only one from Berlin there. Said she only works part time a few days at a time. Dyed blond Mid / late 20 ties, tattoos writings down her side, brand new way to big sillies, I had to promise to be gentle with them. Normally not my style. But there just was something about her that made me trust her, very easy to talk to, also made me talk very straight forward, so I asked for kissing and GFE, first time I uttered the words girl friend experience to a working girl she laughed and said is that's all?

In the room, light DFK, DATY, but when it got interesting and she got very wet she stopped me. Of to blow job multiple positions, she asked for anal, she said she wanted to cum, but did not come from pussy, I declined, finished at around 40 minutes, we talked for 20 minutes, very cool woman, no bullshitting. Gave me tips about my kissing, apparently I could do better. We talked about why I did not do CIM and anal, role-play, feet fetish as most guys, apparently do. My wallet regretted this conversation later on. Said I was very nice guy but a little to slow, I think she meant she preferred someone with a little more outgoing personality. Very refreshing. Very nice session.

Ella, Russian.

Not much to say, not my cup of tea in the way of looks. But she is just a super solid performer, when I asked for slow, I got slow, 40/45 minutes of foreplay, then 10 min of fucking. A must try for anyone visiting Artemis.

Axenya, Bulgarian.

Petite hot body, sillies that actually was a good size for the frame. Since it was lingerie day, you could not tell from inside the bikini.

She walked up to me said she did all the things I normally go for, before I even asked her, DFK, slow, etc. I had a 50/50 feeling about here, but hey its only 60 euro right and she was hot. Up the stairs we went, her idea of foreplay, 2 pecks on the lips, and then Blowjobb now? Within 30 seconds. All the alarm bells started ringing. This smelled like she trying to get me out of the room within 10 minutes. So I decided to make the best out of it, and make sure she would have stay every single 30 minutes.

But there was no up sell and no rushing. Had an extended blow job plus rigorous fucking, for over 20 minutes. The lying about the kissing made actually more determined to get the most of my 60 euros so I was more lets say energetic then normal. She turned to to be a good optifick. Spent 5 minutes talking after, and the gentleman in me returned and we left at the 27 min mark.

African looking girl, but with lighter skin, maybe Julianna?

She said half German half American, her English did not support that, probably raised in Germany, Lived in Hamburg, young, said she was 22, dark skin, short 155 maybe very pretty. Initially I declined her outright, but she kept coming over to me and talked to me non pushy just natural little chats, she was super sweet, so after almost a day of these little talks I took her to an outside room. Sadly my initial gut feeling was correct, turns she was way to inexperienced. Only 2 weeks at Artemis, came from clubs in Hamburg and the reaper bahn. And took after the sharks, wanted 20 euro for kissing with tongue, on the lips was ok, I told her she was not allowed to this, she said she knew, but it was normal all the Romanians did it, and that they also charged for licking etc. I said this was simply not true, it is sad if the sharks are corrupting her. Result no foreplay so no proper season for me.

Day 2, Thursday.

Marta.

In my second session with her I did something I have never done before, asked a non sex session, I asked for a very long slow and deep blow job only with CIM. She smiled and said no problem. My previous experiences with CIM, is the girls jumps up 5 secs after I am finished and spits. Not so with Marta, she kept going and going until I was completely empty. She even gave me the paper towel before she got some for her own to spit in. But frankly I did not need the towel, there was nothing left to clean.

Jolene, Hungarian.

Know her from before, see my previous reports. She is very good to me I like her a lot. She also reads the forums apparently, she told me she had read my previous report and knew I had written it.

Soma, Thailand.

Very cute, I had not been with a Thai before. Promised kissing, but in he room only on the lips and avoided it, so stopped trying. Gave a nice blow job, had this interesting DT technique, want all the way down, turned her head almost 180 degree, then puled up, you could feel your dick twisting in the back at her throat. I did DATY after the excellent blow job, but after this my little friend failed me, so no fucking her, I wanted to do her doggy looking at her tiny cute butt. Promised I would make it up to her later. We spent the last 5 minutes just spooning, and cuddling.

Day 3, Friday.

After 2 days at Artemis my dick got so sore, never had this happen to me before. Fucked up my schedule and had to take the Friday off, wonder if this what a girls pussy feels like after a busy day. It fucked up my schedule and forced me to go to Artemis on a Saturday.

Day 4, Saturday.

It was immediately clear that Saturdays are different from other days. The vibe was completely different from previous visits, even how the girls handled themselves, the previous days was all about slow sex, massage etc, now it was all business and everything you said was countered with, "depends how much you will spend baby". Not that I blame them, Artemis was full of first timers, so standing at the stairs, I noticed a lot of 15 min sessions. Did not like it very much. It took me 3 or 4 hours before I did my first room.

Cynthia.

When she arrived I just took her, because of lack of other interesting girls, and I remembered her to be good last time, my report said 90 min session. Big mistake, everything was restricted, not like last time. So no meaningful foreplay possible. Also lied to me about remaining time, when I asked she said the 30 minutes was up, checked the watch after, and it was bit over 20 minutes.

Soma.

Again it took a long time before anyone interesting showed up. So when Soma arrived I picked her up in almost desperation. I knew the blow job would be good, but no foreplay. Turns out her pussy is a little to tight for me, came to fast to be enjoyable, my shortest room this trip 17, minutes. Not her fault at all, entirely my own.

At this point I was a bit depressed and very negative, Saturday Artemis had not treated me well.

Amalia, Germany / Iran.

The savior of Saturday Artemis. Seen her around, nice long dark hair, pretty face, very nice body perky natural tits, no tattoos. But had always struck me as a shark. Was very busy, did 4 Asians the first hour, then 3 more guys the next. But the lack of talent this Saturday, made me curious. So I talked to her, learned her name, and that she might be the one mentioned on the boards. Though she was all business, wanted minimum 1 hour + CIM, to give me good service. So I turned her down. She hinted me to all day that we should go to the room, just in passing, groping my ass etc.

So when I sat alone outside dwelling in my self pity, she came around and asked how I was, I told her that my time so far had not been great. She just said, shitty girls right? She sat down on my lap hugged me and said she wanted to cuddle with me. She was now warming up to me, but I needed a little more rest time, later I found her, accepting her terms. Boy was I not disappointed, she left the business side outside the room, turned in to a complete sweetheart, and was all I needed her to be at that time, turned a shitty day to an excellent one. Extended the session just to cuddle. Told me I had been with her last year, but I did not remember her.

Did not want to push my luck, so no more sessions, left for my hotel.

Did some reading about Amalia when I got back to the hotel, and found her in my own report from last year, She looked different then curly hair, I did not accept her requirement then and it was one the worst experiences after. Oh the irony. Confronted her the next day, and was honest about it she said yes it was bad.

Day 5, Sunday.

Amalia.

Entered Artemis a few minutes after 11, Amalia was sitting at the bar, and off we went. We started with cuddling pressed my whole body really close to hers, kissing, or more like tongue twisting and tongue sucking not really popper DFK. She held me close saying Your are so cute, I want to eat you up, and quite literally she did, nibbling on my cheeks and nose, inn between the kissing. Over to a long blow job with some DT. Asked for anal this time, just to be reminded why anal is not for me, there are just no stimulation there, just a tight squeeze, so I lost my erection. I finished off in doggy, with my thumb up her ass. So gain anal penetration not my thing, fingering and playing on the other hand was nice, these girls should offer butt plug play. If one of them walked trough the bar with a butt plug in her ass, like one with a jewel on the end. I bet she would attract a lot of guys inducing me.

Amalia, and Mariella.

As I was ticking some check boxes, I though why not lets do one more.

Asked her to bring a friend, but it would have to be threesome where I was not the centre, it had to be on all of us, she said not problem. She brought a blonde friend Mariella witch she shares an apartment with. I am not going in to details here. But it succeeded all my expectations, they did as promised and then some. Even better I managed to last a long while, just fantastic.

Martina or Martine Bulgarian.

No clue why I picked her, not my type at all, I plead momentary insanity. Asked my normal question, she said yes. In the room everything was off the table, left after 20 minutes when she tried to cheat me on time, saved my orgasm.

Chyeanne? Not sure it spelled correct. Ukraine / turkey.

Pissed off from the last encounter I did yet an another mistake, picked this blonde by the name, Chyenne I t sounded like. Asked the same questions, got a yes. Walking up the stairs I realised this was not the same girl mentioned as a solid performer. Again everything was a no go, even touching breasts Just told her to blow me, and let her do so with no intention off cumming, after a while she caught on, she said 2 min left are you going to cum? I looked at her watch, I had 7 minutes left. I said to her, maybe, keep going I still have time. And man she got pissed, screamed at me saying the time was up, checked my own watch and I was right. Got the feeling I had pressed my luck, so we left, no talk or pleasantry where exchange when money changed hands.

In hindsight this was pretty much an asshole move on my part, and now I feel a tiny tiny bit sorry for her.

After this was so angry I just left Artemis. The lady at the respiration asked if everything was OK, and I tried to tell her it was not, but she just ignored me, and changed the subject by saying "is you locker all empty?" I just walked away pissed off at myself, pissed off at lying girls, pissed off at Artemis. And was hell bent to never go back to Artemis again.

Got back to the hotel and released my aggression by rage writing extra 2 pages to this report, I edited out most of it.

Day 6, Monday.

Woke up in much better mood.

And of course I went back to Artemis, after all I had made a promise to Amalia, and a gentleman can not break a promise right. And hoping Jolene would be there, she had been absent Saturday and Sunday.

Jolene.

Found Amalia at the front of the bar, and Jolene at the back, Amalia hooked me inn, but I told her if it was ok to go with Jolene first, Amalia did not mind.

Jolene was just the perfect GFE as always.

Amalia.

After resting I found Amalia, yet another great session with her.

Though Amalia sucked my wallet dry, she always delivered on her promise. Solid performer if you accept her terms, really bad if you don't. But at least she is honest about it and you can make the choose before going to the room. To me she was PSE with GFE elements with some kissing and cuddling attached in my case. Still had a great time with her.

Final Session, 2 hours with Jolene.

Gents if you come across this women, treat her nice. She is indeed a rare thing these days.

Jolene if you read this, I thank you yet again for a wonderful time.

After thoughts.

As reported before Artemis is pretty much filled up with tattoos and silicone these days, most of them look intimidating or unfriendly to me. Some did not handle rejection well, so I stopped trying. Was very close to take Nadja to the room tough. Amelia told me, in just the last few months 10 more of the girls got their boobs done.

One note, as I left a room upstairs one of these cold and "scary" girls passed me talking in the phone laughing and smiling, why was she not like this down stair, I would take her to the room in a heartbeat.

Found only 4 interesting women this time, there are probably more gems in there, but I did not have the skills to find them. I do not know If this warrants a new visit. But I had a pretty nice time all things considered.

Now a question, when you do DATY and the woman reaches climax. And the clit gets super sensitive, the lightest touch of your tongue instantly makes her muscles contract, and if you do it more then once they push you away, and protects the pussy with her hands. I have experienced this with many working girls. Is this fake able, it is such instant reaction. They do say I am good at it, but is it just ego stroking?

This hobby is such a mind fuck sometimes.

I so failed on the short thing, BTW. But I did edit away 2 pages.

[Peter B]

Hey,

I'm really into these 2 girls. Are they both active in Artemis for the moment? Any of them?

[OsloZon]

Hi,

According to Artemis site, there's a pool party the 29th. Is it best to avoid this kind of events? Or does it actually bring the better talent? Being on a Wednesday I would imagine that it won't be too crowded, so the ration might not be that bad? What would the local experts recommendation would be? To go for the pool party or go the day after or the Friday after? I can go that week, but can only go one day. Some thoughts about it would be highly appreciated!

Thanks!

[Rocketboy0]

I'm planning to visit Berlin in late August and was wondering if it is acceptable to go with my wife.

Absolutely. It is fine to visit Berlin with your wife. You can even visit the other 500+ cities of Europe with your wife. No special permission needed. Sometimes a leash is handy.

However (drum roll).

If in addition, you were thinking to bring her to the hell hole, swamp of sin, mine-field of muschi Artemis die Fick-Fabrik:

Fuggedabowdit.

No womens allowed. Dems is the rules. The private bordellos and various swinger clubs are another matter. See the Berlin thread esp Berlin FAQ and all the info on other threads like Party Treff for Insominia etc.

[Astonian2008]

Hi,

Sorry if it is the wrong place to post.

I'm planning to visit Berlin in late August and was wondering if it is acceptable to go with my wife.

Thanks for the help.

[Danishnn]

Monday 13/07-2015.

I arrived very late – almost at 02:00. I prefer girls with fake tits but I didn't see that many compared to previous visits and reports.

Nina or Nika or?

German girl with fake tits, slim and dark hair.

She seemed nice when I talked to her but inside the room she was very disappointing. She thought I was a newbie and tried all the old tricks on me.

Samantha.

Bulgarian girl with glasses, fake tits, blond hair, slim, MILF-look.

Very good session. She did a lot of DFK, very long blowjob with deep throat and face fucking, many positions etc. I was about to leave the room after I finished but she told me that I still had 5 min left and that she would give me a massage. She told me that it's her birthday on Wednesday. I might go and give her an early birthday present today. She might not be the best looking girl but I strongly recommend her.

[Aceh725]

I think that the name of the girl with the tattoo "see'est la vie" on her stomach and also a big gun tattoo at her right leg and she was speaking German is FAIRY.

I went with her more than a year ago. She had long black hair and not middle brown hair like now.

Bye.

[FlyByCable]

Thanks Hermann666, but I think Nadja is the wrong name.

Yes Diplomat, you are right. There is no meaning to drop names around. I think now Melli was the wrong name, this girl with the BIG gun tattoo on her right leg was NOT blonde (maybe dyed hair?) and she had very good looking silicone, maybe it can be Kiara? I don't know. I hope they will be there next weekend and I will have a chat with them.

I think both of them were incredibly beautiful, especially the second girl, a real beautiful face with one of the most beautiful smile I ever seen. If I should guess her age I would say somewhere around 22-24. But for sure, it's not always the best looking girls that give the best performance.

And with that I'll finish with a small tip. I had two great sessions with the Polish Gabriela this weekend, a wonderful girl with a great performance, she did the sessions with great presence and she's a good kisser.

A big recommend for her.

[Member #4347]

Hi FlybyCable.

I do not know the names of the girls you saw with absolute certainty. Playing a guessing game and just throwing names makes no sense to me. Sorry to ask this but why didn't you just ask them to introduce themselves. You can be sure the girls are able to say their names, the prices and a at least the stuff that is needed for their work in German, English and a few other languages.

BTW at times the vast majority of the guests are Non Germans and nobody expects you to be fluent in German.

German Melli does have a pistol tattoo on her leg but I believe she is not the only one. About the other tattoos I am not sure.

About what Hermann666 said I can tell you for sure NONE of the girls you described is Nadja. I like her too and I know he has been with her and Jana. But nothing about your description fits her: Nadja has a few tattoos but none of it is a dollar sign or a pistol or anything similar. Also she is 175 cm tall without shoes, she does not speak Romanian and she is certainly not laughing all the time. I know her well and this is not her.

Please guys don't take this personally but if you are really interested in a girl don't be too shy and approach her. No one who is worth your money and the effort will refuse to give her name or even spell it so that you can take a note.

And then if you got a name or someone on here gives you a name please use the search function. Nadja for example has been described more than once so that should have turned up.

Have fun.

Diplomat.

[Member #4469]

Aha, I did a search in the forum and found the name of the first girl. Melli or Melly.

I was also at Artemis this Sunday, the name of the first girl you described is Kiara if I'm not mistaken!?

I had a session with a few months ago she had a tight pussy but she had one of the worst BJ I have had in my life (she sucks with her teethes) ok personality didn't kiss and didn't seem to like DATY. If you have a connection with her go for it, otherwise don't bother.

Sorry but I don't know the name of girl number 2.

Myself had a two fabulous sessions with Mayra from Venezuela she is very much GFE, highly recommended!

[Hermann666]

There was a lot of stunning girls in the pool at Artemis Saturday and Sunday, especially two of them that looked like real art, I couldn't let my eyes of them. I think I was drooling like a St Bernard (dog) when I stared at them for a long time LOL, I wish to know their names for my next visit.

Both of the girls had real good looking tan and one of them had a lot of tattoos, she had a tattoo in the neck looking like a dollar sign with a crown on top and on her stomach she had "see'est la vie" and also a big gun tattoo at her right leg, she was speaking German with others in the pool, I can't speak German myself so I never come to speak with her.

The other girl had had a similar body shape but no tattoos, except a small one on her left wrist what I could see, I think she was speaking Romanian, she was speaking and playing with Amelia and Amalia in the pool, she had painted fingernails in turquoise, purple and pink I think, and she had like a golden barrette in her hair, her height was probably around 160-165 cm, she had a fabulous smile and a wonderful face and she was laughing all the time, she sat by the pool stairs, both of the girls had real good looking silicone.

I really hope they will be there the next weekend, does anyone know their names?

Thanks in advance.

The girl with the gun tattoo sounds like German Nadja from Berlin. Was she blonde with nice silicone? She is a regular at Artemis and usually hangs out with Jana from Berlin. A blonde with natural breasts. They sit at the end of the bar in the lounge. Nadja is sometimes called the ice queen. A little cold in the lounge but good in the room. I did her once together with Jana.

[FlyByCable]

There was a lot of stunning girls in the pool at Artemis Saturday and Sunday, especially two of them that looked like real art, I couldn't let my eyes of them. I think I was drooling like a St Bernard (dog) when I stared at them for a long time LOL, I wish to know their names for my next visit.

Both of the girls had real good looking tan and one of them had a lot of tattoos, she had a tattoo in the neck looking like a dollar sign with a crown on top and on her stomach she had "see'est la vie" and also a big gun tattoo at her right leg, she was speaking German with others in the pool, I can't speak German myself so I never come to speak with her.

The other girl had had a similar body shape but no tattoos, except a small one on her left wrist what I could see, I think she was speaking Romanian, she was speaking and playing with Amelia and Amalia in the pool, she had painted fingernails in turquoise, purple and pink I think, and she had like a golden barrette in her hair, her height was probably around 160-165 cm, she had a fabulous smile and a wonderful face and she was laughing all the time, she sat by the pool stairs, both of the girls had real good looking silicone.

I really hope they will be there the next weekend, does anyone know their names?

Thanks in advance.

[WarmStone25]

A good day.

I visited Artemis again last Sunday, after a gap of 7 months. Arrived about 13.00 hours and left about 20.00 hours. The weather was nice and the outdoor area was much enjoyed. There was plenty of food available and I found the quality to be a little more than acceptable. As before I enjoyed the the day because it was quite but with a sufficient number of girls. There was always was plenty of girls around the bar waiting to be picked up. Later in the day I went with 3 girls, at different times. They all said they were from Hungary. Was this a coincidence or do they hunt in packs? They all had a persuasive ability and tried up-sell, but this was easily deflected. I went for the basic 60 e sessions. I was too busy enjoying myself and getting all exited to remember their names. The place got busier in the evening with even more good looking sexy naked girls.

I hardly noticed the time passing. I did not think the that the entrance fee was so high that it would deter me from going in. As before I found Artemis to be a good place to spend a day when in Berlin.

[Mr Ho]

Mr Dutedrac, I think you have taken this personally but I find Sharks and Mainhattan better. Quality of service is far superior and there is hardly any attitude thrown away by the chicks.

Additionally I also feel beauty on display is higher and there are more good stunners at these places. You may or may not agree with me but that's how I feel. When you say 50-100 girls at Artemis you failed to mention the no of men loitering around as well. My observation is that there are 2 girls for every 1 man in Frankfurt as compared to 3 for every 2 in Berlin.

Just my 2 cents.

It is good to know that Line up is more beautiful and young?? At sharks as I am going to sharks this summer for first time.

But FKK Manhattan has good line up?? Younger?? Than Artemis.

Artemis is not bad at all, I like the layout, location, management and some girls, but since I like younger girls, it is hard to find girls who are young at Artemis.

I never was treated badly by girls in Artemis though. Some upsell but not every time and I think Artemis is overall very balanced club.

Only complaint I have is that if entrance fee is higher than other German FKK and session is also higher than other German FKK, I like to see some difference in quality Artemis offer. I always think Artemis just charge you higher fee because it is only major FKK in Berlin where as in Frankfurt for example has competition so they got to compete, so price is lower there a bit and since there are competition better girls and better service in Frankfurt than in Berlin?

No competition makes girls lazy. Management is good at Artemis though.

[TankTank123]

pretty much all the girls consider it the best fkk and where they make the most money.

A girl I was with told me that on the night of the Champions league finals, there were so many customers relative to girls that a few offered her €200 or €300 just for 30 minutes. She said that she turned them all down as they appeared drunk. The girls must have had made a killing that night.