Hong Kong Club Reports

[TjBrazil]

The rest of the world are jealous because Americans are the most prosperous and blessed. They laugh because they have no idea what it is like to have such easily replaceable disposable income.

If the hookers make more money than you, how the hell can you afford them?

So true. If it wasn't for us most of the world would be speaking German or Japanese. America is the few places you can go broke over and over and replenish yourself. I went broke after the Nasdaq bubble collapse and the 2008 crisis but always started fresh, came back, and was able to travel the world and bang hos. Col sanders went broke many times in his life and at 65 was going to commit suicide. Instead he started KFC in his mid 60's and died a billionaire. Only in America.

[Steven]

Is the taco stand open? I'm feeling it today.

[Duncan216]

Alright, let make bets. When will HK reopen? I want to arrive to Tijuana a day early, haha.

Imma say May 1st?

I think China was closed for two months but I think we'll have a treatment in three weeks, then another week or so to ramp up production on it. I'm going predict May 4th and they'll have a star wars themed reopening. Girls will dress as sexy versions R2 D2 and CP3 O and they'll be selling lightsaber themed condoms that glow in the dark.

[ScottHall]

Alright, let make bets. When will HK reopen? I want to arrive to Tijuana a day early, haha.

Imma say May 1st?

I wouldn't get your hopes up. People thinking that normalcy will come back in a couple weeks or a month have been kidding themselves. All these weekly bans and shelter rules are going to keep getting extended over and over again. I'the be surprised if we're able to step foot into a bar by Christmas. Sports is already shutdown through the summer. That should tell you there's not going to be any public gathering anytime soon. But that's the US perspective. Maybe Baja or whoever's makes the call says fuck it and opens business back up soon. But how big of a hit will the Zona take with less gringos and a lot of those girls that don't come back.

[Sound7]

Based on CBP changing crossing attitude today the border could be very restricted to very few exception, if any. Wearing mask is no no at CBP station today. Rx not a valid reason.

No social distance marking, bunched up like cattle. Practice 6 feet, Thanks.

[Dg8787]

Americans overtip. The rest of the world laughs about this. I think it's good to tip well if you liked / appreciated the service (although some people don't being tipped). I wouldn't tip a hooker. Especially that many of them (not just in Mexico) earn more than an average member of this forum.

The rest of the world are jealous because Americans are the most prosperous and blessed. They laugh because they have no idea what it is like to have such easily replaceable disposable income.

If the hookers make more money than you, how the hell can you afford them?

[Jackie888]

Since we're talking about tipping, I'll put this here, although I think it's been talked about in this forum many, many pages ago:

How much do you guys tip a bar girl for good service upstairs? And what about for excellent service?

I'll ask the same thing in regards to escorts, however, l'll put that in the escort thread.

I'm a 20% guy. I'm sure that comes from having dated & been around a lot of women in the service industry who completely rely on tips. Also, being in the entertainment business myself, I understand how a little extra dough helps out a lot.

I know a lot of you guys are going to call me.

1. a fool with my money.

2. an idiot.

Me:

$1 for a waiter per drink, unless he pulls the shake a drink, then $0 and I ask for a new waiter.

$1 at the restaurant.

$0.25 for the bathroom.

$1 for a border ride. Unless its the ingrate sarcastic fuckhead that drives at the HK old border, then $0.

$1 for the 80 year old lady selling candy for $0.25.

$0 for the guy opening the oxxo doors.

$0 for beggars.

$5 for some bouncers for Christmas.

$0 for new chicas because I am already paying their 20% chino tax.

Free dinner at my favorite chica's favorite restaurant.

[MedalloPack]

Alright, let make bets. When will HK reopen? I want to arrive to Tijuana a day early, haha.

Imma say May 1st?

I'm going to say approx the week of April 20.

[TjBrazil]

Americans overtip. The rest of the world laughs about this. I think it's good to tip well if you liked / appreciated the service (although some people don't being tipped). I wouldn't tip a hooker. Especially that many of them (not just in Mexico) earn more than an average member of this forum.

Sean do you realize how lucky we are to be born in the US. We hit the birth lottery. I lost my job because of the coronavirus. 2 weeks ago I received what I thought was my final check. This morning I checked my bank account and I saw 1800 dollars deposited in my account. I freaked. I checked to see where it came from and lo and behold the company I worked for decided to give everyone a 2 week severance type payment to help us out until we get back to work. I'm not even full time there. The company didn't have to do that for us.

On top of that, I will be getting 1200 from the government that they printed out of thin air. On top of that, I will be getting a extra 600 a week on top of my unemployment check. I am going to make more money off this virus than I ever could have made working. These girls in mexico and Colombia won't get any money when this whole economy collapses. They will be starving. The difference between us and them is I was born here and they were born there. You think when I can get back to Colombia or Tijuana I won't spread the wealth a little bit after all the free money I'm getting in the next 6 months. You damn right I am. I won't be stupid with it but I will be tipping girls that provide good service and I enjoy being with. Have a heart man. Quit looking at life as for me to win they have to lose.

[TjBrazil]

I have been in the customer service industry since 21. Relied on tips. I have had some generous tippers in my life that really made my week or night and I was able to pay off needed bills. If you have a great time with a hooker and want to tip 100 or 200 pesos, it will help her out a lot. I don't care how much you think these girls are making.

These girls have a short window to make money and a lot of them are horrible with money to begin with. You are not a sucker for tipping 5 bucks for crying out loud. Only if you send money to them from the US over some sob story. Don't be a dick and tip for great service, and if it's bad just give her what you negotiated. The escort agency takes a cut so they aren't making all of it. Remember one thing, when you die, you can't take any money with you so unless these 5 dollar tips will be needed by you at the end of your life, you won't notice it. Don't be a jerk.

[ScottHall]

Since we're talking about tipping, I'll put this here, although I think it's been talked about in this forum many, many pages ago:

How much do you guys tip a bar girl for good service upstairs? And what about for excellent service?

I'll ask the same thing in regards to escorts, however, l'll put that in the escort thread.

I'm a 20% guy. I'm sure that comes from having dated & been around a lot of women in the service industry who completely rely on tips. Also, being in the entertainment business myself, I understand how a little extra dough helps out a lot.

I know a lot of you guys are going to call me.

1. a fool with my money.

2. an idiot.

3. a liberal.

4. a poor excuse for a human being (same as liberal to some of you).

5. a bad dresser.

And all kinds of other shit you wouldn't say to your worst enemy.

Bring it on. I stand prepared!

Nothing. A session for them is already a good score. In my experience, the great providers have upstanding personalities and are happy to provide. None of them ever push or expect a tip. Bad providers will be pushy and ask for tips. Best to avoid those providers altogether.

[Sean EZ]

Americans overtip. The rest of the world laughs about this. I think it's good to tip well if you liked / appreciated the service (although some people don't being tipped). I wouldn't tip a hooker. Especially that many of them (not just in Mexico) earn more than an average member of this forum.

[Phordphan]

Since we're talking about tipping, I'll put this here, although I think it's been talked about in this forum many, many pages ago:

How much do you guys tip a bar girl for good service upstairs? And what about for excellent service?

I'll ask the same thing in regards to escorts, however, l'll put that in the escort thread.

I'm a 20% guy. I'm sure that comes from having dated & been around a lot of women in the service industry who completely rely on tips. Also, being in the entertainment business myself, I understand how a little extra dough helps out a lot.

I know a lot of you guys are going to call me.

1. a fool with my money.

2. an idiot.

3. a liberal.

4. a poor excuse for a human being (same as liberal to some of you).

5. a bad dresser.

And all kinds of other shit you wouldn't say to your worst enemy.

Bring it on. I stand prepared!

You're tipping the girl because you think she's not charging enough money?

That sort of tipping may be "appreciated" but it's really not part of the Mexican culture. If you contract with somebody to do something for a specific price, you pay it and no more. Unless there's something extraordinary. They don't tip taxis because the fair is negotiated beforehand. They wouldn't tip the plumber or the painter.

Lots of guys say the girls asked for $100, they negotiated down to $80 and then tipped $20. That seems to defeat the purpose.

Regardless, I only use pesos and I would rarely tip the girls, outside of maybe rounding up to the nearest 500 pesos, I. E. If we settled on 1400 I would give 1500. The exception, as stated above, is if she went above and beyond. My last threesome I tipped the hooker (the other was a pseudo-GF) nicely because she went above and beyond, allowing BBFS and other things. IIRC it was around 500 pesos, but we'd all been at it for over an hour.

It's your money, spend it how you wish. But you are a bad dresser.

[LuvMexicanas]

Since we're talking about tipping, I'll put this here, although I think it's been talked about in this forum many, many pages ago:

How much do you guys tip a bar girl for good service upstairs? And what about for excellent service?

I'll ask the same thing in regards to escorts, however, l'll put that in the escort thread.

I'm a 20% guy. I'm sure that comes from having dated & been around a lot of women in the service industry who completely rely on tips. Also, being in the entertainment business myself, I understand how a little extra dough helps out a lot.

I know a lot of you guys are going to call me.

1. a fool with my money.

2. an idiot.

3. a liberal.

4. a poor excuse for a human being (same as liberal to some of you).

5. a bad dresser.

And all kinds of other shit you wouldn't say to your worst enemy.

Bring it on. I stand prepared!

I generally tip 10% for good service and perhaps double that for great service especially if the chica swallows my load or stays longer than the agreed upon time.

[JH 1001]

Since we're talking about tipping, I'll put this here, although I think it's been talked about in this forum many, many pages ago:

How much do you guys tip a bar girl for good service upstairs? And what about for excellent service?

I'll ask the same thing in regards to escorts, however, l'll put that in the escort thread.

I'm a 20% guy. I'm sure that comes from having dated & been around a lot of women in the service industry who completely rely on tips. Also, being in the entertainment business myself, I understand how a little extra dough helps out a lot.

I know a lot of you guys are going to call me.

1. a fool with my money.

2. an idiot.

3. a liberal.

4. a poor excuse for a human being (same as liberal to some of you).

5. a bad dresser.

And all kinds of other shit you wouldn't say to your worst enemy.

Bring it on. I stand prepared!