FKK Artemis - Berlin

[ExpatLover]

What do you think the top clubs are in NRW. Sorry to post this in the Berlin section. Going back to Berlin and Artemis next month, but 'might' try a road trip for 48 hours.

Samya was great but also going down a lot in the recent months, NRW is not at he level of Hessen, with Shark, Oase and World. For me no more any reason to go there.

[BlueBudgie]

I have been only for the first time in 2017. I was back in summer 2018. I will be back again this summer.

There were many ugly old sharks as you mentioned. Tattooed hustlers from eastern bloc and Turkish girls hustling.

I was still able to have fun by just avoiding those girls and avoiding the bar.

Last summer I had an amazing Latina that I ended up sessioning with twice.

An actual German girl from Berlin.

A nice Polish girl.

All young and (relatively) fresh.

They of course did do upsells for OV ohne etc.

What I hate is when they upsell for simple kissing not even zunge kissing.

I tell them Nevermind at that point.

Anyway two weeks from now I will have a report to offer!

[Tintin1]

Me as well. NRW almost exclusively in the last months.

What do you think the top clubs are in NRW. Sorry to post this in the Berlin section. Going back to Berlin and Artemis next month, but 'might' try a road trip for 48 hours.

[HerrPuppetMaster]

NRW = Nirvana Republic of Women

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Rhine-Westphalia

Haha, thanks Ninja & BigBuddy! I thought it referred to a specific club, rather than a region.

[Nooky Ninja]

Noob question. What is this NRW people are mentioning? I've tried the search function as well as google but to no avail.

NRW = Nirvana Republic of Women

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Rhine-Westphalia

[BigBuddy69]

Check your google because the first link it gives me is correct: Nord Rhein Westphalia.

[HerrPuppetMaster]

Me as well. NRW almost exclusively in the last months.

Noob question. What is this NRW people are mentioning? I've tried the search function as well as google but to no avail.

[Danny227]

Agreed. What I miss from Artemis, I find in NRW. Good vibe and service, lower price, respectful and beautiful natural girls. As mentioned many times; Artemis desperately needs competition.

Me as well. NRW almost exclusively in the last months.

[ExpatLover]

Agreed. What I miss from Artemis, I find in NRW. Good vibe and service, lower price, respectful and beautiful natural girls. As mentioned many times; Artemis desperately needs competition.

A is the best club for low demanding mongers, ready to pay a lot for MILF woman, fake boobs, Botox. All the things I hate and I am not ready to pay for.

[ZimmerBaby]

Level of top 3 is much less the 75 percentile 5 years back.

All in all agreed. Artemis is a shameful club. All about money. Extremely sad situation.

Agreed. What I miss from Artemis, I find in NRW. Good vibe and service, lower price, respectful and beautiful natural girls. As mentioned many times; Artemis desperately needs competition.

[Pistons]

Berlin desperately need a competitor club.

[Danny227]

1: Stunners level beautiful girls that were there in line up has all vanished and all remain was older plastic tattoo girls who are ugly.

True.

2: Extreme upsell became radical and they ask money every little thing that add up to total cost more than globe Zurich.

Globe has good service, but true about money.

3: Sometimes, even you pay extra, girls may give bad service in room.

Frequently.

4: Too much smoke in main bar, which was always there, but got too much combined with all above.

As always, worst is cigar smoke.

5: 30 min is more like 15 min or 20 min in room for girls in Artemis.

More like 7-10 minutes.

6: And all the cheap little tricks girls try to play on you made me tired of negotiating and cannot relax.

True.

What I used to like at Artemis was few young beautiful girls who were really beautiful, there usually were 3 to 5 girls like that, but it was gone since around 2015, that made me stop going to Artemis plus upsell becoming extreme.

Level of top 3 is much less the 75 percentile 5 years back.

All in all agreed. Artemis is a shameful club. All about money. Extremely sad situation.

[Member #4733]

"You can find hot girls in the Amsterdam RLD. Foreigners keep making mistakes". What do you mean by "foreigners keep making mistakes"? What kind of mistakes? I don't quite understand what you are getting at. I will be sure to check out all your Amsterdam escort and red light district reviews thanks for that info.

I have written a few times in the Amsterdam thread. I refer to those postings. You can easily find them. I am not going to repeat over and over again. Just search and RTFF.

[Ludacris775]

To my knowledge "hot" is best available at Samya, Cologne, after 7 pm.

In the Netherlands "hot" is available but it would be difficult to name a scene without extra info. That is, you can find those girls in RLD Amsterdam easily but foreigners keep making mistakes. I wrote quite a lot about that in the Amsterdam thread. Another option in the Netherlands is high end escorts but you will pay E. G. 1000 euro for 3 hours. And I only did that once and it was awful service, so. But hot she was.

"You can find hot girls in the Amsterdam RLD. Foreigners keep making mistakes".

What do you mean by "foreigners keep making mistakes"? What kind of mistakes? I don't quite understand what you are getting at.

I will be sure to check out all your Amsterdam escort and red light district reviews thanks for that info.

[Ludacris775]

Artemis used to be the best club for me from year 2009 till 2014, but in 2015, I removed Artemis from my FKK club list to go for following reasons below:

1: Stunners level beautiful girls that were there in line up has all vanished and all remain was older plastic tattoo girls who are ugly.

2: Extreme upsell became radical and they ask money every little thing that add up to total cost more than globe Zurich.

3: Sometimes, even you pay extra, girls may give bad service in room.

4: Too much smoke in main bar, which was always there, but got too much combined with all above.

5: 30 min is more like 15 min or 20 min in room for girls in Artemis.

6: And all the cheap little tricks girls try to play on you made me tired of negotiating and cannot relax..

Thanks for the info.

For me, I won't "just check out" Artemis this time. I'm flying into Amsterdam from the US and will be going to the Dusseldorf and Frankfurt clubs, for sure, but probably won't go to Berlin. Next time if I'm in Berlin I might. From 6 months lurking on this forum I've seen that's been the consensus about Artemis here, that the club is passed its prime.